Книго

---------------------------------------------------------------
     

: Янко Слава

---------------------------------------------------------------
     
Genry Miller. Tropic of Capricorn

Henry  Miller
  was born in 1891 in Brooklyn, New York.  He had  a variety of
jobs as a young man, including  several years working for  the Western Union
Telegraph Company. During this time, encouraged by June Mansfield Smith, the
second  of  his  five  wives. Miller began  to  write.  Aside from articles,
stories for  pulp  magazines and prose poems,  Miller  worked  on  his first
novels. 

Crazy  Cock

  and  

Moloch,

  and  on the  copious  notes  which  would
eventually transmute into the notorious 'Tropics' books.
     In  1930,  Miller went  to  live in Paris. For  the  next  ten years he
mingled  with  impoverished  expatriates and  bohemian  Parisians, including
Brassai,  Artaud  and Anais Nin, with whom he had  a much documented affair.
His  first published  book.  

Tropic of Cancer,

 appeared  in  1934  from  the
Obelisk  Press  in Paris.  It  was followed  five years later by its  sister
volume. 

Tropic of Capricorn.

 Sexually explicit, these books electrified  the
European literary avant-garde, received  praise from  Eliot, Pound,  Beckett
and Durrell, but were almost universally banned outside France.
     Miller returned to America in  1940,  settling in Big Sur,  California.
Here, he wrote the 'Rosy  Crucifixion' trilogy - 

Sexus

 (1949), 

Plexus

 (1953)
and 

Nexus

  (1959) but, regarded by many as a writer of 'dirty books', he was
unable  to get his major works published in America. In 1961, after an  epic
legal  battle. 

Tropic of Cancer

  was finally  published  in  the  States (in
England in  1963). Miller  became a  household  name,  hailed by the Sixties
counterculture  as a  prophet of freedom  and  sexual  revolution.  With the
subsequent  unbanning of the  rest of  his books, Miller's  work was finally
available in his own country.
     He died on June 7 1980.
     
     
BY ТНE SAME AUTHOR

     Tropic of Cancer
     Tropic of Capricorn
     Black Spring
     Aller Retour New York
     The Cosmological Eye
     The Colossus of Maroussi
     The Air-Conditioned Nightmare
     Quiet Days in Clichy
     Sexus
     Plexus
     Nexus
     Big Sur and the Oranges of Hieronymous Bosch
     The Books in my Life
     A Devil in Paradise
     The Wisdom of the Heart
     My Life and Times
     The World of Sex
     Crazy Cock
     Moloch
     
     MODERN CLASSIC
     
HENRY MILLER
     Tropic of Capricorn
     With an introduction by Robert Nye
     Flamingo
     

An Imprint of

 HarperCollins

Puhlishers

     Flamingo
     An  Imprint  of  HatperCollins

Publishers

  77-85   Fulham  Palace  Road,
Hammersmith, London W6 8JB
     A Flamingo Modem Classic 1993 98765
     Previously published in paperback by Grafton 1966 Reprinted 14 times
     First published in Great  Britain  by John Calder  (Publishers) Limited
1964
     Copyright 0 Henry Miller 1957 Introduction copyright O Robert Nye 1993
     ISBN 0 00 654584 X Set in Plantin
     Printed  and bound in Great Britain  by Caledonian  International  Book
Manufacturing Ltd, Glasgow
     This book is sold subject to the condition that it shall not, by way of
trade or otherwise, be  lent,  re-sold,  hired  out or  otherwise circulated
without the publisher's prior consent in any form of binding or cover  other
than that in which it is published and without a similar condition including
this condition being imposed on the subsequent purchaser.
     



by Robert Nye

     Henry Miller's first book. 

Tropic of Cancer,

 was published in Paris  in
1934 and was  immediately banned in all English-speaking countries. With its
sequel.  

Tropic of Capricorn

 (1939), which actually covers an earlier period
in Miller's life, it makes up a running  fictional autobiography  remarkable
for  its candour,  gusto, and completeness. The two books  have  in common a
plain-spoken  truthfulness,  a good-hearted comedy,  and  a quality  of  joy
discovered somewhere  on  the far side of  despair, things that their author
was seldom to match and never to surpass in later self-unravellings.
     When the 'Tropics' were at last made generally available in Britain and
America  in  the  Sixties, they were praised as works of sexual  liberation.
Since then  they have sometimes been  attacked as works of  sexual misogyny.
All this seems to me rather to miss the point,  as does criticism of the two
books for their verbal extravagance and their lack of art. Probably it is no
accident that nobody was ever indifferent concerning Henry Miller. There are
those who love him and there are those who hate him. His work does not allow
of the mild alternatives of liking  or disliking. A  case could be made that
this itself constitutes a fault, but I prefer to
     find a virtue in such passion, and  an important one.  The Miller  that
emerges  from  the books  is,  to my mind,  an  honest  and  lovable person,
splendidly undefeated by experience, a man with an unquenchable appetite for
the fundamental realities, and an infinite capacity  for  being surprised by
his own innocence. If there is  any message extractable from his work it  is
that of someone who - against all  the odds  and  in  spite  of most  of the
evidence - says 'More' to life. This I find honourable.
     Even  in the 'Tropics' Miller is, of course, an extraordinarily diffuse
and  uneven  writer. He repeats, paraphrases, and  parodies himself  with an
abandon that  in a lesser  spirit would be suicidal. He is sometimes brutal,
he  is  often sentimental. But  having said that, I have  said most  of what
might be said against him. The best pages here, as  in his  one other  great
work.  

The  Colossus of Maroussi

 (1941), are white-hot  and  inspired,  both
funny and terrible, a man's  attempt to  tell the whole truth about the life
that he  has  known. Miller is one of the few modern writers  who can move a
reader to  tears,  quite simply, by the  pressure of his own feeling. He can
also communicate, and induce in the reader, a delicious  delight in the fact
of being alive. I never read Miller on song without feeling better, happier,
more myself and less alone, for having done so.
     
     
On the ovarian trolley
     Foreword to Historia Calamitatum
     

(the story of my misfortunes)
     Often

  the hearts  of men  and women are stirred,  as likewise they are
soothed  in  their sorrows, more  by  example than  by words. And therefore,
because I too have known some consolation from speech had with one who was a
witness thereof,  am I now minded to  write  of  the  sufferings  which have
sprung out of my misfortunes, for  the eyes of one who, though absent, is of
himself  ever a consoler. This I  do so that, in comparing your sorrows with
mine, you may discover that yours are in truth nought, or at the most but of
small account, and so you shall come to bear them more easily.
     

Peter Abelard


     0NCE  you  have  given  up  the ghost,  everything  follows  with  dead
certainty, even  in  the midst  of chaos. From  the  beginning it was  never
anything but chaos:  it was a fluid  which enveloped me, which I breathed in
through  the  gills.  In  the sub-strata,  where  the  moon shone steady and
opaque, it was smooth and fecundating; above it was  a jangle and a discord.
In everything I quickly saw the opposite, the contradiction, and between the
real and the unreal the irony, the paradox. I was my own  worst enemy. There
was nothing  I wished to do which I  could  just  as well not do. Even as  a
child,  when I lacked for  nothing, I wanted to die:  I wanted to  surrender
because I saw no sense in  struggling. I felt that  nothing would be proved,
substantiated, added  or subtracted  by continuing an existence  which I had
not asked for.  Everybody around  me  was  a failure, or if  not a  failure,
ridiculous.  Especially the successful ones. The successful ones bored me to
tears. I was sympathetic  to a fault,  but it was not  sympathy that made me
so. It was a purely negative quality, a weakness which blossomed at the mere
sight of human misery. I never helped any one expecting that it would do any
good; I helped because I was helpless to do otherwise. To want to change the
condition of  affairs  seemed futile to me; nothing would be altered,  I was
convinced, except by a change of heart, and  who could change  the hearts of
men? Now and then a friend was converted; it was something to make  me puke.
I had no more need of God than He had of me, and if there  were one, I often
said to myself, I would meet Him calmly and spit in His face.
     What was most  annoying was that at first  blush people usually took me
to be  good, to be kind,  generous,  loyal, faithful. Perhaps  I did possess
these virtues but if so it was because  I was indifferent: I could afford to
be good, kind, generous, loyal, and so forth, since I was free of envy. Envy
was  the one thing I  was  never a victim of. I have never envied anybody or
anything.  On  the  contrary,  I  have  only  felt  pity  for everybody  and
everything.
     From the very beginning I must have trained myself not to want anything
too badly. From the very beginning I was independent,  in a false way. I had
need of nobody because I wanted to be free,  free  to do and to give only as
my  whims  dictated. The  moment anything was  expected or  demanded of me I
balked. That  was the form my  independence  took.  I  was corrupt, in other
words, corrupt from the start. It's as though my mother fed me a poison, and
though I was  weaned  young the poison never  left my  system. Even when she
weaned me it  seemed that I was completely indifferent, most children rebel,
or make  a  pretense  of rebelling,  but  I  didn't give  a  damn,  I was  a
philosopher  when  still  in swaddling  clothes.  I  was  against  life,  on
principle. What principle?  The principle  of futility. Everybody around  me
was struggling. I myself never made an effort. If I appeared to be making an
effort it was only  to  please  someone else; at bottom I didn't give a rap.
And if you can tell me why this should have been so I will deny  it, because
I was born with  a cussed streak in me and nothing can eliminate it. I heard
later,  when I had grown up, that  they had a hell of a time bringing me out
of the womb. I can understand that perfectly. Why  budge? Why  come out of a
nice warm place, a cosy retreat in which  everything is offered  you gratis?
The  earliest remembrance I have  is of  the cold,  the snow  and ice in the
gutter, the frost on the window panes, the chill of  the  sweaty green walls
in  the kitchen. Why do people live in outlandish climates in the  

temperate

zones, as they are miscalled? Because people are naturally idiots, naturally
sluggards,  naturally cowards. Until I  was  about  ten  years  old I  never
realized  that there were "warm" countries, places where you  didn't have to
sweat  for  a  living,  nor  shiver  and  pretend  that  it  was  tonic  and
exhilarating. Wherever there is cold there are people who work themselves to
the bone and when they produce young they preach  to the young the gospel of
work -which is nothing, at  bottom, but the  doctrine of inertia. My  people
were entirely Nordic,  which is to  say 

idiots.

 Every wrong  idea which  has
ever been expounded was  theirs. Among them was the doctrine of cleanliness,
to say nothing of righteousness. They were painfully dean. But inwardly they
stank. Never once had they opened the door which leads  to the  soul;  never
once did they dream of taking a blind leap into the  dark.  After dinner the
dishes were promptly washed and  put in the closet; after the paper was read
it was neatly folded and laid away on a shelf; after the clothes were washed
they were ironed and folded and then tucked  away in the drawers. Everything
was for tomorrow, but tomorrow never came. The present was only a bridge and
on this bridge they are still groaning, as  the  world  groans, and  not one
idiot ever thinks of blowing up the bridge.
     In my bitterness I often search for reasons to condemn them, the better
to condemn myself. For I am like them too, in many ways. For  a long while I
thought I had escaped, but as time goes on I see that I am no better, that I
am even a little worse, because I saw more dearly than they ever did and yet
remained powerless to alter my life. As I  look back on my life it  seems to
me  that  I  never did anything  of my  own volition but  always through the
pressure of  others.  People often  think  of me  as  an adventurous fellow;
nothing  could  be  farther  from  the  truth.  My  adventures  were  always
adventitious, always  thrust on me, always endured rather than undertaken. I
am of the very essence of that proud,  boastful Nordic people who have never
had  the least sense of  adventure  but  who  nevertheless  have scoured the
earth,  turned  it  upside down,  scattering relics  and  ruins  everywhere.
Restless spirits, but not adventurous ones. Agonizing spirits,  incapable of
living in the present Disgraceful cowards, all of them, myself included. For
there is only one great adventure and that is  inward towards the  self, and
for that, time nor space nor even deeds matter.
     Once every  few years I was  on the verge of making this discovery, but
in characteristic fashion I always  managed to dodge the  issue. If I try to
think of a good excuse I can think only of the environment, of the streets I
knew and the people who inhabited them. I can think of no street in America,
or of people inhabiting such a street, capable of leading one on towards the
discovery  of the self. I have walked the streets in  many countries  of the
world  but nowhere have  I felt so degraded and  humiliated as in America. I
think of all the streets in America combined as forming a  huge  cesspool, a
cesspool of  the spirit in which everything is sucked down and  drained away
to everlasting shit. Over this cesspool the spirit of work  weaves  a  magic
wand;  palaces and factories spring up side by side, and munition plants and
chemical  works  and steel mills  and sanatoriums  and  prisons  and  insane
asylums. The whole continent is a nightmare producing the greatest misery of
the greatest number. I was one, a single entity in the midst of the greatest
jamboree of wealth and happiness (statistical wealth, statistical happiness)
but I never met a man who was truly wealthy or truly  happy. At least I knew
that  I was unhappy,  unwealthy, out  of whack and out of step. That was  my
only  solace,  my only joy. But  it was hardly  enough.  It would  have been
better  for my peace  of mind, for  my soul if I had expressed  my rebellion
openly,  if  I  had gone to jail for it, if I had  rotted there and died. It
would  have been better  if, like the  mad  Czolgosz, I had shot  some  good
President  McKinley, some gentle, insignificant soul like that who had never
done  anyone the least harm.  Because  in  the bottom of my heart  there was
murder: I wanted  to see America  destroyed,  razed from  top  to  bottom. I
wanted  to  see this  happen  purely out of vengeance, as  atonement for the
crimes that  were  committed  against me and against others like me who have
never  been  able  to lift  their voices  and express  their  hatred,  their
rebellion, their legitimate blood lust.
     I  was  the  evil  product  of  an evil  soil.  If  the self  were  not
imperishable, the "I" I write about would have been destroyed  long ago.  To
some  this may seem  like  an invention,  but  whatever I  imagine  to  have
happened  did actually  happen, 

at least to me.

 History may deny it, since I
have  played  no part in the history of my  people, but even if everything I
say is wrong, is prejudiced, spiteful, malevolent, even if I am a liar and a
poisoner, it is nevertheless the truth and it will  have to be swallowed. As
to what happened ...
     Everything that happens, when it  has significance, is in the nature of
a  contradiction. Until the  one  for whom  this  is  written  came  along I
imagined  that somewhere outside, in life, as they say, lay the solutions to
all  things.  I thought,  when I  came upon her, that I was seizing  hold of
life, seizing hold of something which I could bite into. Instead I lost hold
of life completely. I reached out for something to attach myself  to - and I
found  nothing.  But  in  reaching  out,  in the effort to grasp,  to attach
myself, left high and dry as I was, I nevertheless found something I had not
looked for - 

myself.

 I found that what I had desired  all my life was not to
live -  if what others are doing is called living - but to express myself. I
realized  that I had never the least interest  in living, but only  in  this
which I am doing now, something which is parallel to life, of it at the same
time, and beyond it. What  is  true interests me scarcely at  all, nor  even
what is real; only that interests me which I imagine to be, that which I had
stifled every day in order to live. Whether I die today or tomorrow is of no
importance to  me,  never  has  been,  but that  today even, after  years of
effort, I cannot say what I  think and feel - that bothers me, that rankles.
From childhood on  I can  see myself on  the track of this spectre, enjoying
nothing, desiring nothing but this power, this ability. Everything else is a
lie - everything I ever  did or said which did not bear upon  this. And that
is pretty much the greater part of my life.
     I  was  a contradiction in essence, as they say. People took  me  to be
serious and  high-minded,  or to  be gay and reckless, or to be  sincere and
earnest, or to be  negligent  and carefree. I was all these things at once -
and beyond  that  I  was something else,  something  which no one suspected,
least  of  all  myself. As a  boy  of six or  seven  I  used  to  sit  at my
grandfather's  workbench  and read to him  while  he  sewed. I  remember him
vividly in those moments when, pressing the hot iron  against the seam  of a
coat, he would stand with one hand over the other and look out of the window
dreamily. I remember the expression on his face, as he stood there dreaming,
better than the contents  of the books I read, better than the conversations
we  had  or the games which I played in the street I used to wonder  what he
was dreaming of, what it was that drew him out of himself.  I hadn't learned
yet how to dream wideawake.  I was always lucid, in the moment, and all of a
piece. His daydreaming  fascinated me. I knew that he had no connection with
what  he was doing, not the least thought for any of  us, that he was  alone
and being  alone he was free. I was never alone, least of all when I  was by
myself. Always, it seems to me, I was accompanied: I was like a little crumb
of  a big cheese, which was the world,  I suppose, though I never stopped to
think about it. But I know  I never existed separately, never thought myself
the big cheese, as it were. So that even when I had reason to  be miserable,
to complain, to weep, I had  the illusion  of participating in a  common,  a
universal misery. When  I wept the whole world was weeping -so I imagined. I
wept  very seldom. Mostly I was  happy, I was laughing, I was having a  good
time. I had a good time because, as  I said before, I  really didn't give  a
fuck  about  anything.  If  things  were  wrong  with  me  they  were  wrong
everywhere, I was convinced  of it. And  things were wrong usually only when
one  cared  too  much. That impressed itself  on me very early in life.  For
example, I remember  the  case of  my  young friend Jack Lawson. For a whole
year he lay in bed, suffering the  worst agonies. He was my  best friend, so
people said  at  any rate. Well,  at first  I was probably sorry for him and
perhaps now and then I called at his house to inquire about him; but after a
month or two had elapsed I grew quite callous about his suffering. I said to
myself he ought to die and the  sooner he dies the  better it will  be,  and
having thought thus I acted  accordingly, that  is to say, I promptly forgot
about him, abandoned him to his  fate. I was only about  twelve years old at
the time and I  remember being proud of  my decision. I remember the funeral
too  -  what  a  disgraceful  affair it was.  There  they were, friends  and
relatives all congregated about the  bier and all  of them bawling like sick
monkeys. The  mother  especially gave  me a pain in the ass. She was  such a
rare, spiritual creature, a  Christian Scientist, I believe, and though  she
didn't believe  in  disease and didn't believe  in death either,  she raised
such a stink that  Christ himself  would have risen from  the grave. But not
her beloved Jack! No, Jack lay there cold as ice and rigid and unbeckonable.
He was dead and there were no two ways about it. I knew it and I was glad of
it.  I didn't waste any tears over it. I couldn't say that he was better off
because after  all the "he"  had  vanished.  

He

 was  gone and  with  him the
sufferings he had endured and the suffering he  had unwittingly inflicted on
others. Amen! I said to myself,  and with that, being slightly hysterical, I
let a loud fart - right beside the coffin.
     This caring too much - I remember that it only developed with me  about
the  time I first fell in love. And even then I didn't care enough. If I had
really cared I wouldn't  be here now writing  about it:  I'd have died  of a
broken  heart, or  I'd have swung for it. It was a bad experience because it
taught  me how to live  a  lie.  It taught me to smile when I didn't want to
smile, to work when I  didn't believe in work, to  live when I had no reason
to go on living. Even when I had forgotten her I still retained the trick of
doing what I didn't believe in.
     I was all chaos from the beginning, as I have said. But sometimes I got
so  close to the centre,  to the very heart  of the confusion,  that it's  a
wonder things didn't explode around me.
     It  is customary to blame  everything  on  the war. I  say the war  had
nothing to  do with  me, with my  life. At  a time when others were  getting
themselves comfortable berths  I was taking one miserable job after another,
and never enough in it to  keep body and soul together. Almost as quickly as
I  was hired  I  was  fired. I  had  plenty of intelligence  but  I inspired
distrust. Whereever I went I fomented discord - not because I was idealistic
but because I was like a searchlight exposing the stupidity and futility  of
everything. Besides, I  wasn't a good ass-licker. That  marked me, no doubt.
People could tell at once when I asked for a job that I really didn't give a
damn whether I got  it or not.  And of course I generally didn't get it. But
after a time the mere looking for a job became an activity, a pastime, so to
speak. I would go in and ask for most anything. It was a way of killing time
-  now worse, as far as I could see, than work itself. I was my own boss and
I had my own hours, but unlike other bosses I entrained only my own ruin, my
own  bankruptcy.  I was not  a  corporation  or  a  trust  or a  state or  a
federation or a polity of nations - I was more like God, if anything.
     This went on from  about the middle of the war until... well, until one
day I was trapped. Finally the day came when I did desperately want a job. I
needed it. Not having  another  minute to lose, I decided that  I would take
the  last job on earth, that of  messenger boy. I walked into the employment
bureau of the  telegraph  company  - the Cosmodemonic Telegraph  Company  of
North America - towards the dose of the day, prepared to go through with it.
I had just come  from  the  public library and I had under my arm  some  fat
books on economics and metaphysics. To my great amazement I was refused  the
job.
     The guy who turned me down  was a little runt who  ran the switchboard.
He seemed to take me for a  college student, though it  was dear enough from
my  application  that I had long left  school. I had even honoured myself on
the application  with a Ph.D.  degree from  Columbia University.  Apparently
that passed  unnoticed, or else was suspiciously  regarded by  this runt who
had turned me down. I was furious, the more so because for once in my life I
was  in  earnest.  Not only that, but  I  had swallowed my  pride, which  in
certain peculiar ways is  rather large. My  wife of course gave me the usual
leer and sneer. I had done it as a gesture, she said. I went to bed thinking
about it,  still smarting, getting angrier and angrier as the night wore on.
The fact that I had a wife  and child to support  didn't  bother me so much,
people didn't offer you jobs because  you had a family to support, that much
I understood only too well. No, what rankled was  that they had rejected 

me.

Henry V.  Miller,  a competent, superior individual who had  asked  for  the
lowest job in the world. That burned me up.  I couldn't  get over it. In the
morning  I was  up bright and  early, shaved,  put  on my best  clothes  and
hot-footed  it to the subway. I went immediately to the main  offices of the
telegraph company ... up to the  25th  floor  or wherever  it  was that  the
president  and  the vice-presidents had their  cubicles.  I asked to see the
president. Of course the president was either out of town or too busy to see
me, but wouldn't I care to see the  vice-president, or his secretary rather.
I saw  the vice-president's  secretary,  an intelligent, considerate sort of
chap,  and I gave  him an  earful. I did it adroitly, without too much heat,
but letting him understand all the while that I wasn't to be put out  of the
way so easily.
     When  he  picked  up the telephone and demanded the  general  manager I
thought it  was just a gag, that they were going to pass me around like that
from one to the other until I'd get fed up. But  the moment I heard him talk
I  changed my opinion. When I got to the general manager's office, which was
in another building  uptown,  they  were  waiting for me.  I  sat  down in a
comfortable  leather  chair  and accepted  one of the  big cigars that  were
thrust forward. This individual seemed at once to be vitally concerned about
the matter. He wanted me to tell him all about  it, down to the last detail,
his  big  hairy  ears cocked to catch the least  crumb of information  which
would justify  something  or  other which was formulating itself inside  his
dome.  I realized  that by some accident I had  really  been instrumental in
doing him a  service. I let  him wheedle it  out of me  to suit  his  fancy,
observing  all  the  time  which way  the wind was blowing. And as the  talk
progressed  I  noticed that be was warming  up to me more and more.  At last
some one was showing  a little confidence in me 1 That was all I required to
get started  on one of my favourite lines. For, after years of job hunting I
had naturally become quite  adept, I knew not only what 

not

  to  say,  but I
knew also what  to  imply, what  to  insinuate.  Soon the  assistant general
manager was called in  and asked to listen to  my story. By this time I knew
what  the  story  was.  I understood that Hymie - "that little kike", as the
general manager called him  - had  no business  pretending that  he was  the
employment  manager. Hymie had usurped his prerogative,  that much was dear.
It was also dear that Hymie was a Jew and that  Jews were not in  good odour
with  the general  manager, nor with Mr.  Twilliger, the vice-president, who
was a thorn in the general manager's side.
     Perhaps it was Hymie, "the dirty  little kike" who was responsible  for
the high percentage of Jews on the messenger
force. Perhaps Hymie was really the one who was doing the hiring at the
employment office -  at  Sunset  Place, they  called it. It was an excellent
opportunity, I gathered, for Mr. Clancy, the general manager, to take down a
certain Mr. Bums who, he  informed me,  had been the employment manager  for
some thirty years now and who was evidently getting lazy on the job.
     The  conference  lasted  several hours.  Before it was  terminated  Mr.
Clancy took me aside  and informed  me that he was going to make 

me

 the boss
of the Works. Before putting me into office, however, he was going to ask me
as a special favour, and also as a sort of apprenticeship  which would stand
me in good stead, to work as a special messenger. I would receive the salary
of employment manager, but it would be paid me out of a separate account. In
short I was to float from office to office and observe  the way affairs were
conducted by all and sundry. I was to make a little report from time to time
as to how things were going.  And once in a while, so he suggested, I was to
visit  him  at  his  home  on  the q.t.  and  have a  little  chat about the
conditions  in the hundred  and one branches of  the Cosmodemonic  Telegraph
Company in New York City. In other words I was to be a  spy for a few months
and after that I was to have the run of  the  joint. Maybe they'd  make me a
general manager too one day,  or a vice-president.  It was a tempting  oner,
even if it was wrapped up in a lot of horse shit. I said Yes.
     In a few months I was  sitting at Sunset Place hiring and firing like a
demon. It  was a slaughter-house, so help me God. The  thing  was  senseless
from  the  bottom up. A waste of  men, material and  effort A  hideous farce
against a backdrop of  sweat  and misery. But just  as I  had  accepted  the
spying so I accepted the hiring and firing and all that went with it. I said
Yes to everything. If the vice-president decreed that no cripples were to be
hired I hired  no  cripples. If the vice-president said that  all messengers
over forty-five were to be fired without notice I fired them without notice.
I did  everything they instructed me to  do, but in such a way that they had
to pay for it. When there was a strike I folded my arms and waited for it to
blow over. But I first saw to it  that it  cost them a good penny. The whole
system  was  so  rotten,  so inhuman,  so  lousy,  so hopelessly corrupt and
complicated,  that it  would have taken a  genius to  put any sense or order
into it, to say nothing of human kindness or consideration. I was up against
the whole  rotten system of American labour, which is rotten at both ends. I
was the fifth wheel on the wagon and neither side had any use for me, except
to exploit  me. In  fact, everybody  was being exploited - the president and
his gang by the unseen powers, the employees by the officials, and so on and
around,  in and out  and through the whole  works. From my little  perch  at
"Sunset Place" I had a bird's eye view of the whole American society. It was
like  a  page  out  of  the  telephone  book.  Alphabetically,  numerically,
statistically, it made sense.  But when you looked  at it up close, when you
examined the pages  separately, or the parts  separately, when you  examined
one lone individual and what constituted  him, examined the air he breathed,
the  life he  led,  the  chances  he  risked,  you saw something so foul and
degrading, so low, so miserable, so utterly hopeless and  senseless, that it
was worse than looking into a volcano. You could see the whole American life
-    economically,   politically,   morally,   spiritually,    artistically,
statistically, pathologically.  It looked like a grand chancre on a worn-out
cock.  It looked  worse  than that,  really,  because  you couldn't even see
anything resembling a cock any  more. Maybe in the past this thing had life,
did produce something, did  at  least  give a moment's  pleasure, a moment's
thrill.  But looking  at it from where  I  sat  it looked rottener than  the
wormiest cheese. The wonder was that the stench of it didn't carry'em off...
I'm  using the past  tense all the  time, but of  course it's  the same now,
maybe even a bit worse. At least now we're getting it full stink.
     By the time Valeska arrived on the scene I had hired several army corps
of  messengers. My office  at Sunset Place  was like  an open sewer, and  it
stank like one.  I had dug  myself  into the first  line  trench  and I  was
getting it from all directions at once. To begin with, the  man I had ousted
died of a broken heart a  few weeks after my arrival. He held  out just long
enough to break  me in and then  he  croaked. Things happened so fast that I
didn't have a chance to feel guilty. From the moment I arrived at the office
it was  one long uninterrupted pandemon- him.  An hour  before my arrival -1
was  always  late - the place was  already  jammed with applicants. I had to
elbow my way up the stairs and literally force my way in to get there. Hymie
was  worse off than I because he was tied  to the  barricade. Before I could
take my hat off I  had to  answer a dozen  telephone calls. There were three
telephones on my  desk and they all rang at once. They were bawling the piss
out of me before I had even sat down to work. There wasn't even time to take
a  crap  - until  five  or six in  the afternoon. Hymie was worse off than I
because  he  was tied  to  the switchboard. He sat there  from eight in  the
morning, until six, moving waybills around. A waybill was a messenger loaned
by one office to another office  for the day  or a  part of the day. None of
the hundred and one  offices ever had a  full staff; Hymie had to play chess
with the waybills while I worked like a madman to plug up  the gaps. If by a
miracle I succeeded in a day of  filling all the vacancies, the next morning
would  find  the situation exactly the same  - or worse. Perhaps twenty  per
cent of the force were steady; the rest was driftwood. The steady ones drove
the new  ones away. The steady ones  earned  forty to fifty dollars  a week,
sometimes sixty or  seventy-five, sometimes  as much as a hundred dollars  a
week, which  is to say  that they earned far more than the clerks  and often
more than  their own managers. As  for the new ones, they found it difficult
to earn ten dollars  a week. Some of them  worked an hour  and  quit,  often
throwing  a batch  of telegrams in the  garbage  can or  down the sewer. And
whenever they quit they wanted their pay immediately, which was  impossible,
because  in the complicated bookkeeping which ruled  no one could say what a
messenger  had earned until  at  least  ten days later. In  the  beginning I
invited the applicant to sit down beside me  and  I  explained everything to
him in detail. I did that until I lost my voice. Soon I  learned  to save my
strength  for the  grilling  that was necessary.  In the  first place, every
other boy was a born  liar if not a  crook to boot. Many of them had already
been hired  and fired a  number of times. Some  found it an excellent way to
find  another  job, because their  duty brought them  to hundreds of offices
which normally they would never  have set foot in. Fortunately McGovern, the
old trusty who guarded the door and handed out the application blanks, had a
camera eye. And then there were the big ledgers behind me,  in  which  there
was a record  of every  applicant  who had ever passed through the mill. The
ledgers were  very much  like  a  police record; they  were  full of red ink
marks, signifying this or that delinquency. To judge from the evidence I was
in a tough spot. Every  other  name involved  a  theft, fraud,  a  brawl, or
dementia or perversion or idiocy. "Be careful -  so-and-so is an epileptic!"
"Don't hire this man - he's a nigger 1" "Watch out - X has been in Dannemora
- or else in Sing Sing."
     If I had  been  a stickler for etiquette nobody would  ever  have  been
hired. I had to  learn quickly, and not from the records or from those about
me, but from experience. There were a thousand  and one  details by which to
judge an applicant: I had to take them all  in at once, and quickly, because
in one  short  day, even if you are as  fast as Jack Robinson, you can  only
hire so many and no more.  And  no  matter how  many I  hired it  was  never
enough. The  next day it would begin all over again. Some I  knew would last
only a day, but I had to hire  them just the same. The system was wrong from
start  to  finish, but it was not my  place  to criticize the system. It was
mine to  hire and fire. I was in the  centre of a revolving  disk which  was
whirling  so  fast  that  nothing could  stay  put. What  was needed  was  a
mechanic, but  according  to the logic  of the  higher-ups there was nothing
wrong  with the mechanism, everything was fine and dandy except  that things
were  temporarily out  of order. And  things  being temporarily out of order
brought on epilepsy, theft, vandalism, perversion, niggers, Jews, whores and
what-not  - sometimes  strikes  and lockouts. Whereupon,  according to  this
logic, you took a big broom and you swept the stable dean, or you took clubs
and guns and you beat sense into the poor idiots who were suffering from the
illusion  that things  were fundamentally wrong. It was good now and then to
talk of God, or to have  a little community  sing - maybe even  a  bonus was
justifiable now and  then, that is when things were getting too terribly bad
for  words. But  on the  whole,  the important  thing was to keep hiring and
firing; as long as there were men and ammunition we were to advance, to keep
mopping up the trenches. Meanwhile Hymie kept taking cathartic pills -enough
to  blow out  his rear end  if he had bad a rear end,  but he hadn't one any
more,  he  only  imagined  he  was taking  a  crap, he only  imagined he was
shitting on his can. Actually the poor  bugger was in a trance. There were a
hundred and one offices to look after and each one had a staff of messengers
which was mythical, if not  hypothetical,  and  whether the  messengers were
real or unreal, tangible or intangible, Hymie had to shuffle them about from
morning  to night while  I  plugged up the holes, which was  also  imaginary
because who could  say  when  a  recruit  had been dispatched to  an  office
whether  he would arrive there today or tomorrow or never. Some of  them got
lost in  the subway or  in the labyrinths under  the skyscrapers;  some rode
around on  the elevated line all day because with  a  uniform it was a  free
ride  and perhaps  they had  never  enjoyed  riding  around all day  on  the
elevated lines. Some  of  them started for Staten  Island  and ended  up  in
Canarsie,  or else were brought back in  a coma by a cop. Some forgot  where
they lived  and  disappeared completely. Some  whom we  hired for  New  York
turned  up  in  Philadelphia  a month later  as though it  were  normal  and
according to  Hoyle. Some  would start for their destination and  on the way
decide that it was easier to sell newspapers and they would sell them in the
uniform we had given them, until they were picked  up. Some went straight to
the observation ward, moved by some strange preservative instinct.
     When  he arrived in  the  morning Hymie first sharpened his pencils; he
did this religiously no matter how many calls were coming in, because, as he
explained to me  later, if he didn't sharpen the pencils first thing off the
bat they would never get sharpened. The  next thing was to take a glance out
the window and see what the weather was like. Then, with a freshly sharpened
pencil he made  a little box  at the  head of the slate which he kept beside
him  and in it he gave the  weather report. This, he also informed me, often
turned out to be a useful alibi. If the snow were a foot thick or the ground
covered  with  sleet,  even  the devil  himself might  be  excused  for  not
shuffling  the waybills around more  speedily,  and the  employment  manager
might also be excused for not filling up the holes on such days, no? But why
he didn't take a crap first instead  of plugging in on  the switchboard soon
as his pencils were sharpened was a mystery to me. That too  he explained to
me  later.  Anyway,  the  day  always  broke   with  confusion,  complaints,
constipation and vacancies. It also began with  loud  smelly farts, with bad
breaths, with ragged nerves, with epilepsy, with meningitis, with low wages,
with back pay that was overdue, with worn-out shoes, with corns and bunions,
with flat  feet and broken arches,  with  pocket books  missing and fountain
pens lost or stolen, with telegrams floating in the sewer, with threats from
the vice-president and advice from the managers, with wrangles and disputes,
with cloudbursts and broken telegraph wires,  with new methods of efficiency
and old  ones  that  had  been discarded, with  hope for better  times and a
prayer for the bonus which never came. The  new  messengers  were going over
the top and getting  machine-gunned; the old ones were digging in deeper and
deeper,  like rats  in  a cheese.  Nobody  was satisfied, especially not the
public. It took ten  minutes  to reach San  Francisco over  the wire, but it
might  take a year  to get the message to the man whom it was intended for -
or it might never reach him.
     The Y.M.C.A., eager to improve the morale of working boys everywhere in
America, were holdings  meetings at  noon hour and wouldn't I like to send a
few  spruce-looking boys  to  hear  William Carnegie Asterbilt Junior give a
five minute talk on service. Mr. Mallory of the Welfare League would like to
know if I  could spare  a few  minutes some time to tell  me about the model
prisoners who were on parole and who would be glad to serve in any capacity,
even as messengers. Mrs. Guggenhoffer of the Jewish  Charities would be very
grateful if  I would aid her in maintaining some broken-down homes which had
broken down because everybody was either infirm, crippled or disabled in the
family. Mr. Haggerty  of the Runaway Home for Boys was sure he  had just the
right youngsters for me, if only I would give them a chance; all of them had
been mistreated by their stepfathers  or  stepmothers. The Mayor of New York
would appreciate  it if I would give my personal attention to  the bearer of
the said letter whom  he could vouch for in every way -but why  the hell  he
didn't  give said bearer a job himself  was a mystery.  Man leaning  over my
shoulder  hands  me a slip of paper  on  which  he  has just written  -  "Me
understand  everything  but  me  no hear  the  voices."  Luther Winifred  is
standing beside him, his  tattered coat fastened  together with safety pins.
Luther is two sevenths pure Indian and  five sevenths German-American, so he
explains. On the  Indian side he is  a Crow, one of  the Crows from Montana.
His last job was putting up window  shades, but there is no ass in his pants
and  he is ashamed  to climb a ladder  in front ofa lady. He got out  of the
hospital the other day and so he  is still a little weak, but  he is not too
weak to carry messages, so he thinks.
     And then there is  Ferdinand Mish - how could I  have forgotten him? He
has been waiting in line all morning to get a word with me. I never answered
the letters  he sent me. Was that just? he asks me blandly. Of course not. I
remember vaguely the last letter he sent me from the Cat and Dog Hospital on
the Grand Concourse, where he was an  attendant. He said he repented that he
had resigned his post "but it was on account of his father  being too strict
over  him,  not  giving  him  any  recreation  or  outside  pleasure".  "I'm
twenty-five now," he wrote, "and I don't think I should ought to be sleeping
no more with  my  father,  do you? I know you  are said to be  a  very  fine
gentleman and I  am now self-dependent,  so I  hope ..."  McGovem,  the  old
trusty, is standing by Ferdinand's side waiting for me to give him the sign.
He wants to give Ferdinand the bum's rush - he remembers him from five years
ago when Ferdinand lay down on the sidewalk in  front of the  main office in
full uniform and  threw an epileptic fit. No, shit, I can't do it! I'm going
to give him  a  chance, the poor bastard. Maybe I'll send  him  to Chinatown
where things are fairly quiet. Meanwhile, while Ferdinand is changing into a
uniform in the back room, I'm getting an earful from an orphan boy who wants
to  "help make the company a success". He says that  if I give him a  chance
he'll pray for me every Sunday when he goes  to church, except  the  Sundays
when he  has  to report  to his parole officer.  He  didn't  do  nothing, it
appears. He  just pushed the fellow and the  fellow fell on his head and got
killed.  

Next:

  An ex-consul from Gibraltar.  Writes  a beautiful hand - too
beauti- fill. I  ask him to  see me at the end of the  day - something fishy
about him.  Meanwhile Ferdinand's  thrown  a fit in the dressing room. Lucky
break!  If it had happened  in  the subway, with  a  number  on his hat  and
everything, I'd have been canned. 

Next:

     A guy with one arm and mad as hell because McGovem is  showing  him the
door. "What the hell! I'm  strong  and healthy,  ain't I?" he shouts, and to
prove it he picks up a chair with his good arm and smashes it to bits. I get
back to the desk  and there's a telegram lying there for me. I open it. It's
from George Blasini, ex-messenger No. 2459 of S.W. office.  "I am sorry that
I had  to quit so soon, but the job was not fitted for my character idleness
and I am  a true lover of labour and frugality but many a time we  be unable
to control or subdue our personal pride." Shit!
     In the beginning  I was enthusiastic, despite the damper above  and the
clamps below.  I had ideas  and  I  executed  them,  whether it  pleased the
vice-president  or  not. Every  ten days  or  so I was put on the carpet and
lectured for having  "too big  a heart". I never had any money in  my pocket
but I used  other  people's money freely.  As long  as I was  the boss I had
credit.  I gave  money away right and left;  I gave my  clothes away  and my
linen,  my  books, everything that was superfluous. If I had had the power I
would have given the company away to the poor buggers who pestered  me. If I
was  asked for a dime  I gave  a half dollar, if I was asked  for a dollar I
gave five. I didn't give a  fuck how much I gave away, because it was easier
to  borrow and  give than  to refuse the poor devils. I  never saw  such  an
aggregation  of misery in  my life, and I hope I'll  never see it again. Men
are poor  everywhere -  they always have been  and they  always will be. And
beneath  the terrible  poverty  there is a flame,  usually so low that it is
almost invisible. But it is there and  if one has the courage to  blow on it
it can become a conflagration. I was constantly urged not to be too lenient,
not  to be too sentimental, not to be too charitable. Be firm! Be hard! they
cautioned me.  Fuck that!  I  said to  myself,  I'll  be  generous,  pliant,
forgiving, tolerant, tender. In the  beginning I heard every man to the end;
if I couldn't give him  a job I gave him money, and if I had no money I gave
him cigarettes  or I gave him courage. But  I gave! The effect was dizzying.
Nobody can  estimate  the results of  a good  deed, of  a kind word.  I  was
swamped  with gratitude, with good wishes, with invitations, with  pathetic,
tender little gifts. If  I had had real power,  instead  of being  the fifth
wheel on a  wagon. God  knows  what I might have accomplished.  I could have
used the Cosmodemonic Telegraph Company of North America as  a base to bring
all humanity to God; I could have transformed North and South America alike,
and the Dominion of Canada  too. I  had the secret in my hand: it was to  be
generous,  to be kind, to be patient. I  did the  work of five men. I hardly
slept for three years. I didn't own a whole shirt and often I was so ashamed
of  borrowing from my wife, or  robbing the kid's bank, that to get the  car
fare to go to work in the morning I would swindle the  blind newspaperman at
the subway station. I owed so  much money all around that if I were to  work
for twenty years I would not  have been able to  pay it  back. I  took  from
those who had and I gave to those who needed,  and it was the right thing to
do, and I would do it all over again if I were in the same position.
     I  even accomplished  the  miracle  of  stopping  the  crazy  turnover,
something  that  nobody had dared  to hope  for.  Instead  of  supporting my
efforts they  undermined me. According to  the logic of the  higher-ups  the
turnover had ceased because the wages were too high. So  they cut the wages.
It was like kicking  the bottom out of a bucket. The whole  edifice tumbled,
collapsed  on  my hands. And,  just  as  though  nothing had  happened  they
insisted that the gaps  be plugged up immediately. To soften  the blow a bit
they intimated that I  might even increase the  percentage of  Jews, I might
take on a  cripple now and  then, if he were capable, I  might  do  this and
that, all of which they had informed me previously was  against the code.  I
was so furious that I took on anything and everything; I would have taken on
broncos  and  gorillas  if  I  could have  imbued  them with the modicum  of
intelligence which was necessary to deliver messages. A few days  previously
there  had  been only five  or  six vacancies at dosing time. Now there were
three hundred, four hundred, five hundred - they were running out like sand.
It was marvellous. I sat there and  without asking a question I took them on
in carload lots  - niggers, Jews, paralytics, cripples, ex-convicts, whores,
maniacs,  perverts, idiots, any fucking bastard  who could stand on two legs
and hold a telegram in his hand. The managers of the hundred and one offices
were frightened to death. I laughed. I laughed all day long thinking what  a
fine stinking mess I was  making of  it Complaints were  pouring in from all
parts of the city. The service was  crippled,  constipated,  strangulated. A
mule  could have  gotten  there faster than  some of  the idiots I put  into
harness.
     The  best  thing  about the  new  day  was  the introduction of  female
messengers.  It  changed the  whole  atmosphere  of  the  joint.  For  Hymie
especially  it  was a godsend. He  moved  his switchboard around so that  he
could watch me while juggling the waybills back and forth. Despite the added
work he had a permanent erection. He came to work with a smile and he smiled
all day long. He was in heaven. At the end of the day I always had a list of
five  or  six  who  were worth trying  out. The game was to keep them on the
string,  to  promise them a job but to get a free fuck first. Usually it was
only necessary to throw a feed into them  in order to bring them back to the
office at night and lay them out on the zinc-covered  table in  the dressing
room. If they had a cosy apartment, as they sometimes did, we took them home
and finished  it in bed.  If they liked  to drink Hymie would bring a bottle
along. If they were  any good and really needed some dough Hymie would flash
his roll  and peel off a five spot or  a ten  spot as the case might be.  It
makes  my mouth water when I think of that  roll he  carried about with him.
Where he got it from I never knew, because he was the lowest paid man in the
joint. But  it was always there, and  no matter what I  asked for I got. And
once it  happened that we did get a bonus and I paid Hymie back to  the last
penny - which so amazed him that  he took me  out that night to  Delmonico's
and spent a fortune  on me. Not only  that, but the next day he insisted  on
buying me hat and  shirts and gloves. He  even insinuated that I  might come
home  and fuck his wife, if I liked, though he warned me that she was having
a little trouble at present with her ovaries.
     In  addition  to  Hymie and  McGovem I  had  as  assistants  a pair  of
beautiful  blondes who  often accompanied us  to dinner in  the evening. And
there was O'Mara,  an old friend  of mine  who  had just  returned  from the
Philippines and whom I made my chief assistant. There was also Steve Romero,
a prize bull whom  I  kept  around in  case  of  trouble. And  O'Rourke, the
company detective, who  reported to me at the dose of day  when he began his
work. Finally I  added another man to the staff  -  Kronski, a young medical
student, who was diabolically interested in the pathological cases of  which
we  had  plenty.  We  were a merry crew, united in our  desire  to fuck  the
company at all costs. And while fucking the  company we fucked everything in
sight that we  could get hold of,  O'Rourke  excepted,  as he  had a certain
dignity  to maintain,  and  besides he had trouble with his prostate and had
lost all  interest  in  fucking.  But  O'Rourke  was a prince  of a man, and
generous beyond words. It was O'Rourke who often invited us to dinner in the
evening and it was O'Rourke we went to when we were in trouble.
     That  was  how it  stood  at  Sunset Place after a couple of years  had
rolled by. I was saturated  with humanity, with experiences of  one kind and
another. In my sober moments  I  made  notes which I intended to make use of
later if ever I should have a chance to record my experiences. I was waiting
for a breathing spell. And then by chance one  day, when I had  been  put on
the carpet for  some wanton piece of negligence, the vice-president let drop
a phrase  which stuck in my crop. He had said that he would like to see some
one write a  sort of Horatio Alger book about the messengers; he hinted that
perhaps I might be the one to  do such a  job. I was furious to think what a
ninny he was and  delighted at the same time because secretly I was  itching
to  get the thing off my chest.  I thought  to myself- you  poor old futzer,
you, just wait until I get it off my chest... I'll give you an Horatio Alger
book  .. . just you wait! My head was in a whirl  leaving his  office. I saw
the  army of  men, women and children that  had passed through my hands, saw
them  weeping, begging,  beseeching,  imploring, cursing,  spitting, fuming,
threatening.  I saw the tracks they left on the highways, the freight trains
lying on the  floor,  the  parents in  rags,  the  coal  box empty, the sink
running over, the walls  sweating  and between the cold  beads  of sweat the
cockroaches running  like mad; I saw them hobbling along like twisted gnomes
or falling backwards in the epileptic frenzy, the mouth twitching, thesaliva
pouring  from  the lips,  the limbs writhing; I saw the walls giving way and
the pest pouring  out like a winged fluid, and the men higher up with  their
ironclad logic, waiting for  it to  blow over, waiting for everything  to be
patched up,  waiting, waiting contentedly, smugly, with big cigars in  their
mouths and their feet  on the desk,  saying things  were temporarily out  of
order. I saw the Horatio Alger hero, the dream of a sick  American, mounting
higher  and -higher,  first  messenger, then  operator, then  manager,  then
chief, then  superintendent, then vice-president, then president, then trust
magnate, then beer baron, then Lord of  all the Americas, the money god, the
god  of gods, the  clay  of clay,  nullity  on high, zero with  ninety-seven
thousand decimals fore and aft. You shits, I said to myself, I will give you
the picture of twelve little men,  zeros without decimals, ciphers,  digits,
the twelve uncrushable  worms  who are hollowing out the base of your rotten
edifice. I  will  give  you Horatio  Alger as  he looks  the day  after  the
Apocalypse, when all the stink has cleared away.
     From all over the earth they had come to me to be succoured. Except for
the primitives there was  scarcely  a race  which wasn't represented on  the
force. Except for the Ainus, the Maoris, the Papuans, the Veddas, the Lapps,
the Zulus,  the  Patagonians,  the Igorotes, the Hottentots,  the  Touaregs,
except for  the lost Tasmanians, the lost Grimaldi men, the lost Atianteans,
I had  a representative  of almost  every species under the sun.  I  had two
brothers who  were  still  sun-worshippers,  two  Nestorians  from  the  old
Assyrian  world; I had two Maltese  twins from Malta and a descendant of the
Mayas  from  Yucatan; I  had a few of our  little brown  brothers  from  the
Philippines and some Ethiopians from Abyssinia; I had men from the pampas of
Argentina  and stranded cowboys from Montana; I  had Greeks,  Letts,  Poles,
Croats,  Slovenes, Ruthenians, Czechs,  Spaniards, Welshmen,  Finns, Swedes,
Russians,  Danes,  Mexicans,  Porto Ricans,  Cubans, Uruguayans, Brazilians,
Australians, Persians, Japs, Chinese, Javanese, Egyptians, Africans from the
Gold Coast  and the  Ivory Coast, Hindus, Armenians, Turks, Arabs,  Germans,
Irish, English, Canadians - and plenty of Italians and plenty of Jews. I had
only one Frenchman  that I can recall and he lasted about three hours. I had
a few American Indians, Cherokees mostly, but no Tibetans, and no Eskimos: I
saw names  I could  never have imagined and  handwriting  which ranged  from
cuneiform to the sophisticated and astoundingly beautiful calligraphy of the
Chinese. I heard  men  beg for work who  had been  Egyptologists, botanists,
surgeons,  gold-miners,  professors   of  Oriental   languages,   musicians,
engineers,     physicians,    astronomers,    anthropologists,     chemists,
mathematicians,  mayors of cities  and governors of states,  prison warders,
cow-punchers,  lumberjacks, sailors,  oyster pirates, stevedores,  riveters,
dentists,   surgeons,  painters,  sculptors,   plumbers,   architects,  dope
peddlers, abortionists, white  slavers, sea divers,  steeplejacks,  farmers,
cloak  and  suit salesmen,  trappers,  lighthouse  keepers, pimps, aldermen,
senators, every  bloody thing under the  sun, and all of them down and  out,
begging for work for cigarettes, for carfare, 

for a chance, Christ Almighty,
just another chance!

 I saw and got to know men who were saints, if there are
saints in this world; I saw and spoke to savants,  crapulous and uncrapulous
ones; I listened to  men who  had the divine fire in their bowels  who could
have convinced God Almighty that they were worthy of another chance, but not
the vice-president of the Cosmococcus Telegraph Company. I sat riveted to my
desk and I travelled around the world at lightning speed, and I learned that
everywhere it  is the same -hunger,  humiliation,  ignorance,  vice,  greed,
extortion, chicanery, torture, despotism: the inhumanity  of man to man: the
fetters, the harness, the halter, the bridle, the whip, the spurs. The finer
the calibre the worse off the  man. Men were walking the streets of New York
in that bloody,  degrading outfit,  the  despised,  the  lowest of the  low,
walking around like auks, like penguins, like oxen, like trained seals, like
patient  donkeys,  like  big jackasses,  like crazy  gorillas,  like  docile
maniacs  nibbling  at  the  

dangling

 bait, like waltzing  mice,  like
guinea pigs, like squirrels, like rabbits, and many and  many a  one was fit
to govern the world, to write  tile greatest book ever written. When I think
of some of the Persians, the Hindus, the Arabs I knew,  when I think of  the
character they revealed, their grace, their  tenderness, their intelligence,

their holiness,

 I spit on  the white conquerors of the world, the degenerate
British, the pigheaded Germans, the smug self-satisfied French. The earth is
one great sentient being, a planet saturated through and through with man, a
live planet expressing itself falteringly and stutteringly;
     it is not  the home of  the white race or the  black race or the yellow
race or the lost blue race, but the home of 

man

 and all men are equal before
God and will have their  chance, if not now then a million years  hence. The
little brown  brothers of the Philippines may bloom  again,  one day and the
murdered Indians  of America north and south may also come alive one day  to
ride the plains where now the cities stand belching fire and pestilence. Who
has the last  say? 

Man!

 The earth is his because he  

is

 the earth, its fire,
its water,  its air, its mineral and  vegetable matter, its spirit  which is
cosmic, which is imperishable, which is the spirit of all the planets, which
transforms itself through him,  through endless  signs and  symbols, through
endless manifestations.  Wait, you cosmococcic telegraphic shits, you demons
on high  waiting  for the  plumbing  to be repaired,  wait, you dirty  white
conquerors  who  have  sullied the  earth  with  your  cloven  hooves,  your
instruments, your weapons, your disease germs, wait, all you who are sitting
in clover and counting  your coppers, it is not the  end. The last man  will
have his  say before  it  is finished. Down to  the  last sentient  molecule
justice  must  be  done -  

and will be  done!

 Nobody  is  getting  away with
anything, least of all the cosmococdc shits of North America.
     When it came time for my vacation -1 hadn't taken one  for three years,
I was so eager to make the company a success! -1 took three weeks instead of
two  and I wrote the book about the twelve  little men. I wrote  it straight
off, five, seven, sometimes eight  thousand  words a day. I  thought  that a
man, to be a writer, must do at  least  five thousand words a day. I thought
he must say everything all at once - in  one book - and collapse afterwards.
I  didn't  know a  thing  about writing. I was scared shitless.  But  I  was
determined to wipe Horatio Alger out of the  North American consciousness. I
suppose  it was the worst book any man has ever written.  It  was a colossal
tome and faulty  from start to finish. But it was my first book and I was in
love with it. If I had the money, as Gide  had, I would have published it at
my  own expense.  If  I had  had the courage that Whitman had, I would  have
peddled it from door to door. Everybody I showed it to said it was terrible.
I was urged  to give up the idea of writing.  I had to learn, as Balzac did,
that one must write volumes before signing one's own name. I had to leam, as
I soon did, that one must give  up everything and not do  anything else  but
write, that one must write and write  and write, even  if everybody  in  the
world  advises you against  it, even  if nobody believes in you. Perhaps one
does it just because nobody believes; perhaps the real secret lies in making
people believe. That the book was inadequate, faulty, bad, 

terrible, as

 they
said, was only natural. I was attempting  at the start  what a man of genius
would have undertaken only at the end. I wanted to say the last  word at the
beginning. It was absurd and pathetic. It was  a crushing defeat, but it put
iron in my backbone and  sulphur in my blood. I knew at least what it was to
fail. I  knew what it was to attempt something big.  Today, when I  think of
the  circumstances  under  which I  wrote that  book,  when I think  of  the
overwhelming material which I tried to put into form, when I think of what I
hoped to encompass, I pat myself on the back, I give myself a double A. I am
proud  of  the fact  that  I made  such  a  miserable  failure of it; had  I
succeeded  I would  have been  a  monster.  Sometimes, when  I look over  my
notebooks, when I look at the names  alone of those whom I  thought to write
about, I am seized with  vertigo.  Each man  came to me  with a world of his
own; he came to me and  unloaded it on my desk; he expected me to pick it up
and put it on  my shoulders. I  had no time to make a world of my own: I had
to stay fixed like Atlas, my feet on the elephant's back and the elephant on
the tortoise's  back.  To inquire on  what the tortoise stood would be to go
mad. I didn't dare to think of anything then except the "facts".
     To get  beneath the facts I  would  have had to be an artist,  and  one
doesn't become  an artist overnight. First you have  to  be crushed, to have
your  conflicting points of view annihilated.  You have to be wiped out as a
human  being in  order  to  be born  again  an  individual.  You have to  be
carbonized  and mineralized  in order to work upwards from  the  last common
denominator of the  self. You have to get  beyond pity in order to feel from
the  very roots  of  your being. One can't make a new heaven and earth  with
"facts". There are no "facts" - there is only 

the  fact

 that  man, every man
everywhere in the world, is on his way to ordination. Some men take the long
route and some take the short route. Every man is working out his destiny in
his own way and nobody can  be  of help except by being  kind,  generous and
patient. In my enthusiasm certain things  were then inexplicable to me which
now are dear. I think,  for example,  of Carnahan, one  of the twelve little
men I had chosen to write about. He was what is called a model messenger. He
was a graduate of a prominent university, had a sound intelligence  and  was
of exemplary character. He worked eighteen and twenty hours a day and earned
more  than any messenger on the force.  The  clients  whom he  served  wrote
letters about him, praising him to the skies; he was offered good  positions
which he  refused  for one reason or another. He lived frugally, sending the
best part of his wages to  his  wife and children who lived in another city.
He had two vices  - drink and  the desire to succeed. He could go for a year
without drinking, but if he took one drop he was off. He had deaned up twice
in Wall  Street and yet,  before coming to  me for a job,  he had gotten  no
further than to be a  sexton  of a church in some little town.  He  had been
fired from that job because he had broken into the sacramental wine and rung
the  bells all night long. He was truthful, sincere, earnest. I had implicit
confidence in  him and my confidence was proven by the record of his service
which  was without a blemish. Nevertheless he shot his wife and children  in
cold blood and then he shot himself. Fortunatdy none of them died;  they all
lay in the hospital together and they all recovered. I went to see his wife,
after  they  had transferred  him  to  jail,  to get her help.  She  refused
categorically. She  said he was the  meanest, cruellest  son of a bitch that
ever walked on  two legs - she wanted to see  him hanged. I pleaded with her
for two  days, but she  was adamant. I went  to the  jail and talked  to him
through the mesh. I found that he had already  made himself popular with the
authorities, had  already been granted special privileges. He wasn't at  all
dejected. On the contrary, he was  looking forward to making the best of his
time in prison by "studying up" on salesmanship. He was going to be the best
salesman in America after his release.  I might  almost say that  he  seemed
happy. He said not to worry about him, he would get along all right. He said
everybody was swell to him and that he had nothing to complain about. I left
him somewhat in a daze. I went to a nearby beach and decided to take a swim.
I saw everything with new eyes. I almost forgot to return  home, so absorbed
had I  become in  my  speculations  about  this  chap.  Who  could say  that
everything  that happened to him had  not happened for the best? Perhaps  he
might  leave the  prison a full-fledged evangelist  instead  of  a salesman.
Nobody could predict what he might do. And nobody could aid  him because  he
was working out his destiny in his own private way.
     There was another  chap, a Hindu named Guptal. He was not only a  model
of good behaviour - he was a saint. He had a  passion for the flute which he
played all by  himself in his  miserable little  room. One day he  was found
naked,  his throat  slit from  ear to ear, and beside him on the bed was his
flute. At  the funeral there  were a dozen  women who wept passionate tears,
including the wife of the janitor who had murdered him. I could write a book
about  this  young man who was the gentlest and the holiest man I  ever met,
who had  never  offended anybody and never taken anything from  anybody, but
who had made  the  cardinal mistake of coming to America to spread peace and
love.
     There was Dave Olinski, another  faithftil, industrious  messenger  who
thought of nothing but work. He had one fatal weakness - he talked too much.
When  he came to me he  had  already been around the globe several times and
what he  hadn't  done to  make a living isn't  worth telling about. He  knew
about twelve languages and he was rather proud of his linguistic ability. He
was one of those men whose very willingness and enthusiasm is their undoing.
He wanted to help everybody along, show everybody  how to succeed. He wanted
more  work than we could give him - he was a  glutton  for  work. Perhaps  I
should have warned him, when I sent him to his office on the East Side, that
he was going to work in a tough neighbourhood, but he pretended  to know  so
much  and he was  so insistent on working  in that locality (because  of his
linguistic ability) that I said nothing. I  thought to  myself - you'll find
out quickly  enough for  yourself. And surely enough, he  was  only there  a
short  time when he got into trouble. A tough Jew boy from the neighbourhood
walked in one day and asked for a blank. Dave, the messenger, was behind the
desk. He didn't  like the  way the  man asked  for the blank. He told him he
ought to  be more polite. For that  he got a  box in the ears. That made him
wag his tongue some more, whereupon he got such a wallop that his teeth flew
down his throat and his jaw-bone was broken in three places. Still he didn't
know  enough to hold his trap.  Like the damned  fool that he was he goes to
the  police  station and  registers  a complaint. A week later,  while  he's
sitting on a bench  snoozing, a gang of  roughnecks break into the place and
beat him to a pulp.  His head was so battered that his brains looked like an
omelette. For  good measure they emptied the safe and turned it upside down.
Dave  died on  the way to hospital. They found  five  hundred dollars hidden
away in the  toe of his sock. ... Then there  was Clausen and his wife Lena.
They came in together when he applied for  the job. Lena had a  baby  in her
arms and  he had two little ones by  the hand. They  were sent to me by some
relief agency. I  put  him on as a night messenger so that he'd have a fixed
salary. In a few days I had  a  letter from him, a batty letter  in which he
asked  me to excuse him for being absent  as he had to report to his  parole
officer. Then another letter saying that his  wife had refused to sleep with
him  because  she didn't want any more babies and would I please come to see
them  and  try to persuade her to sleep with him -.  I went to his home -  a
cellar in the Italian quarter. It looked like a bughouse. Lena was  pregnant
again, about seven months under way,  and on the  verge  of idiocy.  She had
taken to sleeping  on the roof because  it was too  hot in  the cellar, also
because she  didn't want him to  touch her any more. When I said it wouldn't
make any difference now she just looked at me and grinned. Clausen  had been
in  the war and maybe  the gas had made him a bit goofy - at any rate he was
foaming at the mouth. He said he would brain her if she didn't stay off that
roof. He insinuated that she was sleeping up there in order to carry on with
the coal  man who lived in the attic. At this Lena  smiled  again  with that
mirthless batrachian grin. Clausen lost his temper and gave her a swift kick
in the ass. She went out in a huff taking the brats with her. He told her to
stay out for good. Then he opened a drawer and pulled out a big Colt. He was
keeping it in  case he needed  it some time, he said.  He  showed  me a  few
knives too, and a sort of blackjack which he had made himself. Then he began
to weep. He  said  his wife was making a fool of him. He said he was sick of
working   for  her  because  she  was   sleeping   with  everybody   in  the
neighbourhood. The kids weren't  his because he couldn't make a kid any more
even if he wanted to.  The very  next day, while Lena was out marketing,  he
took the  kids up to the roof and with the blackjack he had shown me he beat
their brains out.  Then he  jumped off  the  roof head first. When Lena came
home and saw what happened she went off  her nut. They had  to put her in  a
straight-jacket and call for the ambulance... There was Schuldig the rat who
had spent  twenty years in prison for a crime he had never committed. He had
been beaten almost  to death before he confessed; then solitary confinement,
starvation, torture, perversion, dope. When they finally released him he was
no longer a  human being. He described to me one night his  last thirty days
in  jail, the agony of waiting  to be released. I  have never heard anything
like it; I didn't think a human being could survive such anguish.  Freed, he
was haunted by the fear that he might  be obliged  to  commit a crime and be
sent  back  to  prison  again. He  complained  of being  followed, spied on,
perpetually tracked. He said "they" were tempting him to do things he had no
desire to do. "They" were the dicks who were on his trail, who  were paid to
bring him back again.  At night, when he was asleep, they  whispered  in his
ear.  He  was  powerless against  them because  they mesmerized  him  first.
Sometimes  they placed dope under his  pillow, and with  it a revolver  or a
knife.  They wanted him to kill some innocent person so that they would have
a solid case against him this time. He got worse and worse. One night, after
he  had walked around for hours with a batch of  telegrams in his pocket, he
went up to a cop and asked to be locked up. He couldn't remember his name or
address  or even the office  he was working for. He  had completely lost his
identity. He repeated over and over - "I'm  innocent... I'm innocent." Again
they gave  him the third degree. Suddenly he  jumped up  and  shouted like a
madman  - "I'll confess ... I'll confess" - and  with  that he began to reel
off one crime after  another. He kept it up for three hours. Suddenly in the
midst of  a harrowing confession, he stopped short, gave a quick look about,
like  a  man who has suddenly come to, and then,  with the rapidity  and the
force  which only a madman can summon  he made  a tremendous leap across the
room  and  crashed  his skull against  the  stone  wall...  I  relate  these
incidents briefly and hurriedly as they flash through my  mind; my memory is
packed with thousands of such details, with a myriad faces, gestures, tales,
confessions all  entwined and interlaced  like the stupendous reeling facade
of some Hindu temple made not of stone but of the experience of human flesh,
a monstrous  dream edifice built entirely  of reality  and  yet  not reality
itself but  merely the  vessel  in which  the mystery of the human being  is
contained. My  mind wanders to the clinic where in ignorance and good-will I
brought some  of the younger  ones  to  be  cured. I can think  of  no  more
evocative image to convey the atmosphere of this  place than the painting by
Hieronymus  Bosch  in which  the  magician,  after  the manner of  a dentist
extracting  a live nerve,  is  represented as the deliverer of insanity. All
the trumpery and quackery of our scientific practitioners came to apotheosis
in the  person of the suave  sadist who  operated this  clinic with the full
concurrence and connivance of  the law. He was a ringer for Caligari, except
that he  was minus the dunce cap. Pretending that he  understood  the secret
regulations of the glands, invested with  the powers of a mediaeval monarch,
oblivious  of the  pain he inflicted, ignorant of everything but his medical
knowledge, he went to work on the human organism like a plumber sets to work
on the underground drainpipes. In addition to  the poisons he threw into the
patient's system he had recourse to his fists or his knees as the case might
be. Anything justified a "reaction". If the victim were lethargic he shouted
at him, slapped him in the face, pinched his arm, cuffed him, kicked him. If
on the contrary the victim were too energetic he employed  the same methods,
only with  redoubled zest. The feelings of his subject were of no importance
to  him;   whatever  reaction  he  succeeded  in   obtaining  was  merely  a
demonstration  or manifestation  of the laws regulating the operation of the
internal glands of secretion. The purpose of his treatment was to render the
subject fit for society. But no matter how fast he worked, no matter whether
he was successful or not successful,  society was turning out more and  more
misfits. Some of them were so marvellously maladapted that when, in order to
get  proverbial reaction,  he slapped  them vigorously  on  the  cheek  they
responded with an uppercut or  a kick in the balls. It's true, most  of  his
subjects were exactly  what he  described them to be - incipient  criminals.
The whole continent was on the slide -  is still on the slide - and not only
the glands need regulating but the ball-bearing,  the armature, the skeletal
structure,  the  cerebrum,  the  cerebellum,  the  coccyx, the  larynx,  the
pancreas, the liver, the upper intestine and the lower intestine, the heart,
the  kidneys,  the  testicles, the womb,  the  Fallopian  tubes,  the  whole
god-damned   works.  The  whole  country  is  lawless,  violent,  explosive,
demoniacal.  It's in  the  air,  in  the  climate,  in  the  ultra-grandiose
landscape, in the stone forests that are lying horizontal, in the torrential
rivers  that  bite through the rocky canyons, in the supra-normal distances,
the  supernal arid wastes, the  over-lush crops, the  monstrous fruits,  the
mixture  of  quixotic  bloods,  the  fatras of cults,  sects,  beliefs,  the
opposition of laws  and  languages, the contra-dictoriness of  temperaments,
principles, needs, requirements. The continent is  full of buried  violence,
of the bones of antediluvian monsters and of lost races of man, of mysteries
which are wrapped in doom. The atmosphere is at times so electrical that the
soul is summoned out of  its body  and runs amok. Like the  rain  everything
comes in bucketsful - or not at all. The whole continent  is a huge  volcano
whose crater is temporarily concealed  by  a moving panorama which is partly
dream, partly  fear, partly  despair. From Alaska to Yucatan  it's the  same
story.  Nature  dominates. Nature wins out. Everywhere the same  fundamental
urge  to slay, to  ravage,  to  plunder. Outwardly  they seem like  a  fine,
upstanding people  -  healthy,  optimistic,  courageous. Inwardly  they  are
filled with worms. A tiny spark and they blow up.
     Often it happened, as in Russia, that a  man came in with a chip on his
shoulder.  He  woke up that  way, as if struck  by a monsoon. Nine times out
often he was a good fellow, a fellow whom everybody liked. But when the rage
came on nothing could stop him. He was like  a horse with the blind staggers
and  the best thing you could do  for him  was to shoot him  on the spot. It
always  happens  that  way with peaceable people.  One day they run amok. In
America they're constantly  running amok. What they need  is an  outlet  for
their energy, for their blood lust. Europe is bled regularly by war. America
is  pacifistic  and  cannibalistic. Outwardly  it  seems to  be  a beautiful
honeycomb, with all the drones crawling over each other in a frenzy of work;
inwardly it's  a  slaughterhouse, each  man killing  off  his  neighbour and
sucking  the juice  from his  bones. Superficially  it  looks  like  a bold,
masculine world; actually it's a whorehouse  run by women, with  the  native
sons  acting as pimps and the bloody  foreigners selling their flesh. Nobody
knows what it is to sit on his ass and be content. That happens  only in the
films where everything is faked, even the fires of hell. The whole continent
is sound asleep and in that sleep a grand nightmare is taking place.
     Nobody could  have  slept  more soundly  than  I in the  midst  of this
nightmare. The war, when it came along, made only  a sort of faint rumble in
my  ears. Like  my compatriots,  I  was  pacifistic and  cannibalistic.  The
millions who  were put away in the carnage passed away in a cloud, much like
the Aztecs passed away, and the Incas and the red Indians and the buffaloes.
People pretended to be profoundly moved, but they weren't.  They were simply
tossing fitfully in their sleep. No one lost his appetite, no one got up and
rang the fire alarm. The  day I first realized that there had been a war was
about  six months or so after  the armistice. It was in a street  car on the
14th Street crosstown line. One of our heroes,  a Texas lad with a string of
medals across his chest, happened to see an officer passing on the sidewalk.
The sight of  the  officer enraged  him.  He  was a sergeant  himself and he
probably had good  reason  to  be  sore.  Anyway, the sight  of  the officer
enraged  him so that he got up from  his seat and began to bawl the shit out
of the government, the army, the  civilians,  the  passengers in  the.  car,
everybody  and  everything. He said  if  there  was  ever  another war  they
couldn't drag  him to it with a twenty mule team. He said he'd see every son
of a bitch killed before he'd  go again  himself; he said he  didn't give  a
fuck  about the medals they had decorated him with and to show that he meant
it he ripped them off and threw them  out the window; he said if he was ever
in a trench with an officer again he'd  shoot him  in  the back like a dirty
dog, and that held good for General Pershing or any other general. He said a
lot more,  with  some fancy cuss words that  he'd picked up over  there, and
nobody opened his trap to gainsay him. And when he  got  through I  felt for
the first  time that  there had  really  been  a war and that the man  I was
listening to had been in  it and that  despite his bravery the war had  made
him a coward and that if he did any  more killing it would be wide-awake and
in cold blood, and nobody would  have the guts to send him  to the  electric
chair because he had performed his duty towards his fellow men, which was to
deny his  own  sacred instincts and so  everything was just and fair because
one crime  washes away the other in  the name of God, country  and humanity,
peace  be with you all. And the second time I experienced the reality of war
was  when  ex-sergeant Griswold, one of our night messengers,  flew  off the
handle  one day  and  smashed the office  to  bits  at  one  of the  railway
stations. They sent him to  me to  give  him the gate, but I didn't have the
heart to fire  him. He  had performed such a  beautiful piece of destruction
that I felt more like hugging and squeezing him; I was only hoping to Christ
he would go up the 25th floor, or wherever it was that the president and the
vice-presidents had their offices,  and mop up the whole bloody gang. But in
the name of discipline, and to uphold the bloody farce it was, I had  to  do
something to  punish him or be punished  for it  myself, and so not  knowing
what less I could do I took him off the commission basis and put him back on
a salary basis. He  took it  pretty badly,  not  realizing exactly  where  I
stood, either for him or against him and so I got a  letter from him pronto,
saying  that he was going  to pay me a  visit  in a  day or two and that I'd
better watch  out because he was going to  take it out of  my hide. He  said
he'd come up after office hours  and  that  if  I was afraid I'd better have
some strong-arm  men around to look after  me. I knew he meant every word he
said and I felt pretty damned quaky when  I put the letter down. I waited in
for him alone, however,  feeling that it would be even  more cowardly to ask
for  protection.  It was  a strange experience. He  must  have realized  the
moment  he laid eyes  on  me that if I  was  a  son of a  bitch and a lying,
stinking  hypocrite, as  he had called me in  his  letter,  I was  only that
because he was, which wasn't  a hell of a lot better. He must have  realized
immediately that we were both in the same boat and  that the bloody boat was
leaking  pretty badly. I could see something like that going on in him as he
strode forward, outwardly still  furious,  still foaming  at the  mouth, but
inwardly  all spent, all soft  and feathery. As for myself, what fear I  had
vanished the moment I saw him enter. Just being there quiet and  alone,  and
being  less strong,  less capable  of defending myself, gave me the  drop on
him. Not that I wanted to have the drop on him either. But it had turned out
that way and I took  advantage  of it, naturally. The moment he sat down  he
went  soft as putty. He  wasn't a man any more, but just a big child.  There
must have been millions of them like him, big children with machine guns who
could wipe out whole  regiments  without batting an eyelash; but back in the
work trenches, without a weapon, without  a clear,  visible enemy, they were
helpless as ants. Everything revolved about the question of  food.  The food
and the rent - that was all there was to fight about - but there was no way,
no dear, visible way, to fight for it. It was like seeing an army strong and
well equipped, capable  of licking  anything  in sight,  and yet  ordered to
retreat every day, to retreat and  retreat and retreat because  that was the
strategic thing to  do, even though it  meant losing  ground,  losing  guns,
losing ammunition, losing  food, losing sleep, losing courage,  losing  life
itself finally. Wherever there were men fighting for food and rent there was
this  retreat going  on,  in the  fog, in  the night, for  no earthly reason
except that it was the strategic thing to do. It was eating the heart out of
him. To fight was easy, but to fight for food and rent was like  fighting an
army of ghosts. All you could do was to retreat, and while you retreated you
watched your own brothers getting popped on, one after  the other, silently,
mysteriously, in the fog,  in  the dark, and not  a thing to do about it. He
was so damned confused, so perplexed, so hopelessly muddled and beaten, that
he put his head in his arms and wept on my desk. And while he's sobbing like
that suddenly the telephone  rings  and  it's  the vice-president's office -
never the vice-president himself, but always 

his office

 -and they  want this
man Griswold fired immediately and I say Yes Sir! and I hang up. I don't say
anything to  Griswold about  it but  I  walk home with him and I have dinner
with him and his wife and kids. And when I leave him I say to myself that if
I  have to fire that guy somebody's  going to pay for it - and anyway I want
to  know first where the  order comes from and why. And  hot and sullen I go
right up to the vice-president's office in the morning and I ask to see  the
vice-president himself and did  you  give the  order  I  ask - 

and  why?

 And
before he has a chance to deny  it, or  to explain his reason for it, I give
him a little war stuff straight from the shoulder and where he don't like it
and can't take  it - and  if you  don't like it, Mr. Will Twilldilliger, you
can take the  job, my  job and his job and you can shove them up your ass  -
and like that I walk out  on him. I go back to the slaughterhouse  and I  go
about my work as usual. I expect, of  course, that I'll  get the sack before
the  day's over.  But nothing  of  the kind. No,  to  my  amazement I  get a
telephone call from the general manager saying to take it easy, to just calm
down  a bit, yes, just go easy, don't do anything hasty, we'll look into it,
etc. I guess they're still looking into it because Griswold went on  working
just as always - in fact, they even promoted him to a clerkship, which was a
dirty  deal, too,  because  as  a  clerk  he  earned less  money  than as  a
messenger, but it  saved his pride and  it also  took a little more  of  the
spunk out of him too, no doubt. But that's  what happens to a guy  when he's
just a hero in  his sleep. Unless the nightmare is strong enough to wake you
up you go  right on retreating, and either you end up on a bench or  you end
up as vice-president. It's  all one and the same,  a bloody fucking  mess, a
farce, a fiasco from start to finish. I  know  it as I was  in it, because I
woke up. And when  I  woke up I walked out on  it. I  walked out by the same
door that I had walked in - without as much as a by your leave, sir!
     Things take place  instantaneously,  but there's  a long process to  be
gone through  first.  What  you  get when  something  happens  is  only  the
explosion, and  the  second before  that the  spark. But  everything happens
according to law - and with the full  consent and collaboration of the whole
cosmos. Before  I could  get  up and  explode the  bomb had  to be  properly
prepared, properly primed. After putting things in order for the bastards up
above I had to be taken down from my  high horse, had  to  be  kicked around
like a football,  had  to  be stepped on,  squelched, humiliated,  fettered,
manacled, made impotent as a  jellyfish. All my life I have never wanted for
friends, but at  this particular period they seemed to  spring up  around me
like mushrooms. I never had a  moment to myself. If I went home of a  night,
hoping to take a  rest, somebody would be there waiting to see me. Sometimes
a  gang of  them would be there and it didn't seem  to make  much difference
whether I came or not. Each set of  friends I  made  despised the other set.
Stanley, for example, despised the  whole lot. Ulric too was rather scornful
of the others. He had just come back from Europe after an absence of several
years. We  hadn't  seen much  of each  other since boyhood and then one day,
quite by accident, we met on the street. That day was an important day in my
life  because it  opened up  a new  world to me, a world I had often dreamed
about but  never  hoped to  see. I remember vividly that we were standing on
the comer of Sixth  Avenue  and 49th  Street  towards  dusk.  I remember  it
because it seemed utterly incongruous to be listening to a man talking about
Mt. Aetna  and Vesuvius  and Capri and Pompeii and Morocco and Paris  on the
comer of Sixth Avenue and 49th St., Manhattan. I remember the way  he looked
about as he talked, like a man who hadn't quite realized what he was  in for
but who vaguely sensed that he had made a horrible mistake in returning. His
eyes seemed  to  be saying  all the time  -  this  has  no  value,  no value
whatever.  He  didn't  say that, however,  but just this over and over: "I'm
sure you'd like it! I'm sure it's just the place for you." When he left me I
was in a daze. I couldn't get hold of him  again quickly enough. I wanted to
hear it all over  again,  in minute detail.  Nothing that  I had read  about
Europe seemed to match this glowing  account from my  friend's own  lips. It
seemed all the more miraculous to me in that we  had sprung  out of the same
environment. He had managed it  because he had rich friends - and because he
knew how to save his money. I had never known  any one who was rich, who had
travelled,  who  had money in  the bank.  All my  friends were  like myself,
drifting from day to day, and  never  a thought for the future. O'Mara, yes,
he had travelled a bit, almost  all over the world - but as a bum, or eke in
the  army,  which was even  worse  than being a bum. My friend Ulric was the
first  fellow I  had ever met whom  I  could truly say had travelled. And he
knew how to talk about his experiences.
     As a result of that chance encounter  on  the  street we met frequently
thereafter, for a period  of several months.  He used to call for me in  the
evening after dinner and we would stroll through the park  which was nearby.
What a thirst I had! Every slightest detail about the other world fascinated
me.  Even now, years and years since, even now,  when  I  know Paris like  a
book, his picture of Paris is still before my eyes, still vivid, still real.
Sometimes  after a rain, riding swiftly through the city in a taxi,  I catch
fleeting glimpses of this Paris he described; just momentary snatches, as in
passing the Tuileries,  perhaps, or a glimpse of  Montmartre,  of the  Sacre
Coeur,  through  the  Rue Laffite,  in  the last flush  of  twilight. 

Just a
Brooklyn boy!

 That was an expression he used sometimes when he  felt ashamed
of  his  inability to express  himself more  adequately.  And  I  was just a
Brooklyn boy, too, which is to say one of the last and the least of men. But
as  I wander about, rubbing  elbows with the world, seldom it happens that I
meet any one  who can describe so lovingly and  faithfully what he  has seen
and  felt.  Those  nights  in  Prospect Park  with my old  friend Ulric  are
responsible,  more than anything else, for my being here to-day. Most of the
places he described for me I have still to see; some of them I shall perhaps
never see. But they live inside me, warm and vivid, just  as he created them
in our rambles through the park.
     Interwoven  with  this talk of  the  other world was the whole body and
texture of Lawrence's  work. Often, when the park  had long been emptied, we
were  still  sitting on a bench  discussing  the nature of Lawrence's ideas.
Looking  back  on these discussions now I can see  how  confused I was,  how
pitifully  ignorant  of  the true meaning of Lawrence's words.  Had I really
understood, my life could never  have taken  the  course it  did. Most of us
live the greater part of our lives submerged. Certainly in my own case I can
say that  not until I left America did I  emerge above the  surface. Perhaps
America had nothing to do with it, but the fact  remains that I did not open
my eyes  wide and full and dear until  I  struck Paris. And perhaps that was
only because I had renounced America, renounced my past.
     My friend Kronski used to twit  me  about my  "euphorias". It was a sly
way he had of reminding me, when I was  extraordinarily gay, that the morrow
would find me depressed.  It was true. I had nothing but ups and downs. Long
stretches of gloom and melancholy followed by extravagant  bursts of gaiety,
of trancelike inspiration. Never  a level in which I was myself.  It  sounds
strange  to  say so, yet I was  never myself. I was either anonymous or  the
person called Henry Miller raised to the nth degree. In the latter mood, for
instance, I could spill out a whole book to Hymie while riding a trolleycar.
Hymie,  who never  suspected  me  of  being anything but a  good  employment
manager. I can see his  eyes now as he  looked at me one night when I was in
one of my  states of "euphoria". We had boarded the trolley at  the Brooklyn
Bridge  to  go to  some  flat in  Greenpoint where a couple of trollops were
waiting to receive us. Hymie  had started  to  talk  to me in  his usual way
about his wife's ovaries.  In the first place he didn't know precisely  what
ovaries meant and so I was explaining it to him in crude and simple fashion.
In the  midst of my explanation it suddenly  seemed so profoundly tragic and
ridiculous that Hymie shouldn't know what ovaries were  that I became drunk,
as drunk I mean as  if  I had a quart of whisky under my belt. From the idea
of diseased ovaries there germinated  in one lightning-like flash a sort  of
tropical growth  made  up of  the most heterogeneous assortment  of odds and
ends  in  the  midst of which, securely lodged, tenaciously lodged,  I might
say, were  Dante  and  Shakespeare.  At  the same instant  I  also  suddenly
recalled my whole private  train of thought which had begun about the middle
of  the Brooklyn Bridge and which suddenly  the word "ovaries" had broken. I
realized that  everything  Hymie  had  said up till the word  "ovaries", had
sieved through me like sand. What I had begun, in the middle of the Brooklyn
Bridge,  was what I had  begun time and time again in the past, usually when
walking to my father's shop, a performance which was repeated day in and day
out as if in a trance. What I had begun, in brief, was  a book of the hours,
of the tedium and monotony of my life in the midst of a ferocious  activity.
Not  for years had I thought of this book which I used to write every day on
my way from Delancey  Street to Murray  Hill. But going over  the bridge the
sun  setting, the  skyscrapers gleaming  like  phosphorescent  cadavers, the
remembrance of the past  set in ... remembrance of going back and forth over
the bridge, going to a job which was death, returning to a home which was  a
morgue, memorizing 

Faust

 looking down into the cemetery, spitting  into  the
cemetery  from the elevated  train,  the same guard  on  the platform  every
morning,  an  imbecile,  the  other imbeciles reading their newspapers,  new
skyscrapers going  up, new tombs to work  in and  die in,  the boats passing
below, the Fall River Line, the Albany  Day Line, why am  I  going to  work,
what will I do to-night, the warm cunt beside me and can I  work my knuckles
into her groin, run away  and become  a cowboy, try Alaska,  the gold mines,
get off and turn around, don't die yet, wait another  day, a stroke of luck,
river, end it, down, down, like a corkscrew, head and shoulders in  the mud,
legs free, fish will come  and bite, to-morrow a new life,  where, anywhere,
why  begin again, the same thing everywhere, death, death  is the  solution,
but  don't die yet,  wait  another day, a stroke of luck, a new face, a  new
friend,  millions of chances, you're  too young yet,  you're melancholy, you
don't die yet, wait another day, a stroke of  luck, fuck anyway,  and  so on
over the bridge into the glass  shed, everybody glued together, worms, ants,
crawling out of a dead tree and their thoughts crawling out the same way . .
. Maybe, being up high between  the two shores, suspended above the traffic,
above  life and death, on each side the high tombs, tombs blazing with dying
sunlight,  the river flowing  heedlessly, flowing on like time itself, maybe
each time I passed up  there, something was tugging away at me, urging me to
take it in, to  announce myself, anyway each  time  I  passed  on high I was
truly  alone, and whenever that happened the book commenced to write itself,
screaming the things  which  I never breathed, the thoughts I never uttered,
the conversations I never held, the hopes, the dreams, the delusions I never
admitted. If this then  was the true self it was marvellous, and what's more
it  seemed never to  change  but always to  pick up  from the  last  stop to
continue in the same vein, a vein  I  had struck when I was a child and went
down in the street  for the first  time alone and  there frozen in the dirty
ice of the gutter lay a dead cat, the first time  I had looked at  death and
grasped  it.  From  that moment I knew  what it was  to  be isolated:  every
object, every  living  thing  and  every  dead  thing  led  its  independent
existence. My thoughts too  led an  independent existence. Suddenly, looking
at Hymie and thinking of that strange word "ovaries",  now stranger than any
word in my whole vocabulary, this feeling of  icy isolation came over me and
Hymie sitting beside me  was a bull-frog, absolutely a bull-frog and nothing
more. I was jumping from the bridge head first, down into the primeval ooze,
the legs dear  and waiting for a bite; like that  Satan had plunged  through
the  heavens, through the  solid  core of the earth, head down  and  ramming
through  to the very hub of the  earth, the darkest, densest, hottest pit of
hell.  I  was walking through the  Mojave Desert and  the man  beside me was
waiting  for nightfall in order  to fall  on me  and slay me. I was  walking
again in  Dreamland and a man was walking above me on a tightrope  and above
him a man was sitting in an aeroplane spelling letters of smoke in the  sky.
The woman hanging on my arm was pregnant and in six or seven years the thing
she was carrying inside her would be able to read the letters in the sky and
he or she or it would know that it was a cigarette and later would smoke the
cigarette,  perhaps a  package  a  day.  In  the womb nails formed on  every
finger, every toe; you could  stop right there, at a toe  nail, the  tiniest
toe nail imaginable and you could break your head over it,  trying to figure
it out. On one  side of the ledger are the books man has written, containing
such a hodge-podge  of wisdom and nonsense, of truth  and falsehood, that if
one lived to  be as old as Methuselah one couldn't disentangle  the mess; on
the other  side  of the  ledger  things like  toe nails, hair, teeth, blood,

ovaries,

  if you will, all incalculable and all written  in  another kind of
ink,  in another script, an  incomprehensible,  undecipherable  script.  The
bull-frog eyes were trained on me like two collar buttons stuck in cold fat;
they were stuck in the cold  sweat  of the primeval ooze. Each collar button
was an ovary  that  had come unglued,  an illustration out of the dictionary
without  benefit of  lucubration; lacklustre  in  the cold yellow fat of the
eyeball each buttoned ovary produced a subterranean chill, the  skating rink
of hell where men stood upside down in the  ice,  the legs  free and waiting
for a bite. Here Dante walked unaccompanied, weighed down by his vision, and
through endless circles gradually  moving heavenward to be  enthroned in his
work. Here Shakespeare with smooth brow fell into  the bottomless reverie of
rage  to emerge  in  elegant quartos  and  innuendoes. A glaucous  frost  of
non-comprehension swept dear by  gales of  laughter.  From  the  hub  of the
bull-frog's eye  radiated  dean  white  spokes of  sheer lucidity not  to be
annotated  or  categorized,  not  to be numbered  or defined, but  revolving
sightless in kaleidoscopic change. Hymie the  bull-frog was an ovarian  spud
generated in  the high passage  between two  shores: for him the skyscrapers
had been built, the wilderness cleared, the Indians massacred, the buffaloes
exterminated; for him the twin dries had been joined by the Brooklyn Bridge,
the caissons  sunk, the  cables strung from tower to tower; for  him men sat
upside  down in  the sky  writing  words in  fire and  smoke;  for  him  the
anaesthetic was invented and the high forceps and the big Bertha which could
destroy what the eye could not see; for him the molecule was broken down and
the atom revealed to be without substance; for him each night the stars were
swept with telescopes and worlds coming to  birth photographed in the act of
gestation; for him the barriers of time and space were set at nought and all
movement,  be it  the flight  of  birds  or the  revolution  of the planets,
expounded  irrefutably  and  incontestably  by  the  high  priests  of   the
de-possessed cosmos. Then, as in the middle  of the bridge, in the middle of
a walk, in  the middle always, whether of a book, a  conversation, or making
love, it was borne in on  me again  that I had never done what  I wanted and
out of not doing what I wanted to do there grew  up inside  me this creation
which was nothing  but an obsessional plant, a sort of  coral  growth, which
was  expropriating  everything,  including  life  itself, until  life itself
became  this which was  denied but which  constantly asserted itself, making
life and killing life at the same time. I could see it going on after death,
like hair growing  on  a corpse, people saying  "death" but the  hair  still
testifying to life, and finally  no death  but this life  of hair and nails,
the body gone,  the spirit quenched, but in the death something still alive,
expropriating  space, causing time, creating endless movement.  Through love
this  night happen, or  sorrow,  or  being born with a dub  foot; the  cause
nothing,  the  event everything. 

In the beginning was the Word

 . .. Whatever
this  was, 

the Word,

 disease or creation, it  was  still running rampant; it
would run  on  and on, outstrip time and  space, outlast the angels,  unseat
God, unhook the universe.  Any word  contained  all  words - for him who had
become detached through love or sorrow or whatever the cause. In  every word
the current  ran  back to the beginning which was lost and which would never
be found again since there was neither beginning nor end but only that which
expressed itself in beginning  and end. So, on the ovarian trolley there was
this voyage of man and bull-frog composed of identical stuff, neither better
nor less  than Dante but infinitely different, the one not knowing precisely
the meaning of anything, the other  knowing too  precisely  the  meaning  of
everything,  hence both  lost and  confused through  beginnings and endings,
finally to be  deposited at  Java or  India Street, Greenpoint, there to  be
carried back into  the current of life,  so-called, by  a  couple of sawdust
moils with twitching ovaries of the well-known gastropod variety.
     What  strikes me now as  the most  wonderful  proof of  my fitness,  or
unfitness, for the times is the  fact  that nothing  people were  writing or
talking  about had any real interest for me. Only the object haunted me, the
separate detached, insignificant 

thing.

 It might be a part of the human body
or a staircase in a vaudeville house; it might be a smokestack or a button I
had  found in the  gutter. Whatever  it was  it  enabled me  to  open up, to
surrender, to attach my signature. To  the life about me, to the  people who
made up  the world  I  knew,  I could not  attach  my signature.  I  was  as
definitely  outside their  world  as a  cannibal is  outside the  bounds  of
civilized  society.   I   was   filled  with  a   perverse   love   of   the
thing-in-itself-not  a philosophic attachment, but a passionate, desperately
passionate hunger,  as  if in the discarded, worthless 

thing

 which  everyone
ignored there was contained the secret of my own regeneration.
     Living in the midst of a world  where there was a plethora of the new I
attached myself to the old. In every  object  there  was  a  minute particle
which particularly  claimed my  attention.  I had a microscopic  eye for the
blemish,  for the grain  of ugliness which to me constituted the sole beauty
of the object. Whatever set the object  apart, or made  it unserviceable, or
gave it a date, attracted and endeared it to me. If this was perverse it was
also  healthy, considering that  I was not destined to belong to  this world
which was springing up about me. Soon  I too would become like these objects
which  I venerated, a thing  apart,  a non-useful  member of  society. I was
definitely dated,  that  was certain.  And  yet  I  was  able to  amuse,  to
instruct,  to nourish. But never  to be accepted, in  a  genuine way. When I
wished  to, when I had the itch, I  could single out any man, in any stratum
of  society, and  make him listen to me.  I could  hold him spellbound, if I
chose, but, like a  magician, or a sorcerer, only as  long as the spirit was
in me. At bottom I sensed in others a distrust, an uneasiness, an antagonism
which,  because it was instinctive,  was irremediable.  I should have been a
clown;
     it would  have  afforded me  the widest  range  of  expression.  But  I
underestimated the  profession. Had I become a clown, or  even  a vaudeville
entertainer, I would have  been  famous. People  would  have appreciated  me
precisely  because  they would not  have understood;  but  they  would  have
understood that I was not to be understood. That  would have been a  relief,
to say the least.
     It was  always  a  source of amazement  to  me  how easily people could
become  rued  just  listening  to me  talk.  Perhaps my speech  was somewhat
extravagant, though often it happened when I was holding myself in with main
force. The turn of  a phrase, the  choice  of  an unfortunate adjective, the
facility  with  which the  words came  to my  Ups, the allusions to subjects
which were taboo - everything conspired to set me  off as an  outlaw, as  an
enemy to  society. No matter  how  well things  began sooner  or later  they
smelled me out. If  I  were modest and  humble, for example, then I was  too
modest, too humble. If I were gay and spontaneous, bold and reckless, then I
was  too free, too  gay.  I could never get myself  quite 

au point

  with the
individual I happened  to be  talking to. If it were not a question of  life
and  death - everything was life and death  to me then - if  it was merely a
question of passing a pleasant evening at  the home of some acquaintance, it
was the same thing. There were vibrations emanating from  me,  overtones and
undertones,  which  charged the  atmosphere  unpleasantly. Perhaps the whole
evening they had been amused by my stories, perhaps I  had them in stitches,
as it often happened, and everything seemed  to augur well. But sure as fate
something was bound  to  happen  before  the evening came  to  a dose,  some
vibration set  loose which made the  chandelier ring or  which reminded some
sensitive soul of the piss-pot under  the bed. Even while the  laughter  was
still  drying  off the venom was beginning to make itself felt. "Hope to see
you  again some  time", they  would  say, but  the wet, limp hand  which was
extended would belie the words.
     

Persona  mm grata!

 Jesus,  how  clear it seems  to me now! No  pick and
choice possible: I had to take what was to hand and  leam  to like it. I had
to learn to live with the scum, to swim like  a sewer-rat or be drowned.  If
you elect  to join the herd you  are immune. To  be accepted and appreciated
you must nullify yourself, make  yourself  indistinguishable from  the herd.
You  may  dream,  if  you  are dreaming  simultaneously. But  if  you  dream
something different  you  are not  in America, of  America American,  but  a
Hottentot in  Africa, or a  Kalmuck, or a  chimpanzee. The moment you have a
"different" thought  you cease to be an American. And the moment you  become
something different you find yourself in Alaska or Easter Island or Iceland.
     Am I saying this with rancour, with envy, with malice? Perhaps. Perhaps
I  regret  not having  been able to  become an American. 

Perhaps.

 In my zeal
now,  which is  again  

American,

  I  am about  to  give birth to a monstrous
edifice, a  skyscraper,  which will  last undoubtedly long  after  the other
skyscrapers have  vanished,  but which  will  vanish  too  when  that  which
produced  it disappears. Everything  American will  disappear one day,  more
completely than  that which was Greek, or Roman, or Egyptian. This is 

one

 of
the ideas  which pushed me outside the warm, comfortable  bloodstream where,
buffaloes all, we  once grazed in peace. An idea that has caused me infinite
sorrow, for not to belong to something enduring is the last agony. But  I am
not a  buffalo  and I have no  desire to be one.  I am not even  

a spiritual
buffalo.

 I have slipped  away to rejoin an older  stream of consciousness, a
race antecedent to the buffaloes, a race that will survive the buffalo.
     All  things, all objects animate  or inanimate that are  

different,

 are
veined with ineradicable traits. What is me is ineradicable,  because  it is
different. This is a skyscraper, as I said,  but  it is 

different

  from  the
usual  skyscraper  a  1'americaine.  In  this  sky"  scraper  there  are  no
elevators, no  73rd story windows to jump from. If you get tired of climbing
you are  shit out of luck. There is no slot  directory in the main lobby. If
you are search-ing for somebody you will have to search. If you want a drink
you will have to go  out and get it; there  are  no  soda fountains in  this
building,  and no  cigar  stores,  and  no  telephone  booths. All the other
skyscrapers have what  you want! this one contains nothing but what I  want,
what I like. And somewhere in  this  skyscraper  Valeska has  her being, and
we're going to get to her when the spirit moves me. For the time being she's
all  right,  Valeska,  seeing as how she's six feet under and by now perhaps
picked dean by the worms. When she was in the flesh she was picked dean too,
by the human worms  who have no respect for anything which  has a  different
tint, a different odour.
     The sad thing about  Valeska was the fact that she had  nigger blood in
her veins. It was depressing for everybody around her. She made you aware of
it whether you wished to be or not. The nigger blood, as I say, and the fact
that her mother  was  a trollop. The  mother  was white of  course.  Who the
father was nobody knew, not even Valeska herself.
     Everything  was going along smoothly until  the day an officious little
Jew from the vice-president's office happened to espy her. He was horrified,
so he informed  me  confidentially, to think that  I had employed a coloured
person as  my secretary.  He  spoke  as though  she  might  contaminate  the
messengers. The next day I was put on the carpet. It was exactly as though I
had  committed  sacrilege.  Of course, I  pretended  that I  hadn't observed
anything unusual  about her, except  that  she was extremely intelligent and
extremely  capable. Finally  the president himself stepped in. There  was  a
short interview between him and Valeska  during which he very diplomatically
proposed to  give  her a  better  position in Havana. No  talk of the  blood
taint. Simply that her services had been altogether remarkable and that they
would like to promote her - to Havana. Valeska came back to the office  in a
rage.  When she was  angry she was magnificent. She said she wouldn't budge.
Steve Romero  and Hymie were there at the time and we all went out to dinner
together.  During the  course of the  evening we got a  bit tight. Valeska's
tongue was wagging. On the way home she told me that she was going to put up
a fight;  she wanted to know if it would endanger my job. I told her quietly
that if she were fired I would quit too. She pretended  not to believe it at
first. I said I meant it, that I didn't care what happened. She seemed to be
unduly  impressed, she  took me  by  the  two hands and she  held  them very
gently, the tears rolling down her cheeks.
     That was the beginning of things. I think it was the very next day that
I slipped her a note saying  that  I was crazy about  her. She read the note
sitting opposite me and when she was through she looked me square in the eye
and said she didn't believe it. But we went to  dinner again that night  and
we  had more to  drink and we danced  and while  we were dancing she pressed
herself against me  lasciviously. It was just  the  time, as luck would have
it, that my  wife was getting ready to have another  abortion. I was telling
Valeska  about  it as we danced. On  the way home  she  suddenly said - "why
don't you let me  lend you a  hundred dollars?" The next night I brought her
home to dinner and I let her hand the wife the hundred dollars. I was amazed
how well the  two of them  got along. Before  the  evening was  over  it was
agreed upon that Valeska would come to the house the day of the abortion and
take care of the  kid.  The  day came and I gave  Valeska the afternoon off.
About  an  hour after she had left I suddenly decided that  I would take the
afternoon  off also. I started towards  the burlesque on  Fourteenth Street.
When I was about a block from the theatre I suddenly changed my mind. It was
just the thought that if anything happened - if the wife were to kick-off- I
wouldn't feel so damned good having  spent the afternoon at the burlesque. I
walked around  a bit,  in and out  of the penny arcades, and  then I started
homeward.
     It's strange how  things  turn out. Trying to amuse the kid  I suddenly
remembered a trick my grandfather had shown me when I was a  child. You take
the dominoes and you make tall battleships out of them; then you gently pull
the tablecloth on  which the battleships are floating until they come to the
edge of the table when suddenly you give a brisk tug and they fall on to the
floor. We tried  it over and over again, the three of us, until  the kid got
so  sleepy that  she  toddled  off  to the next room  and fell  asleep.  The
dominoes  were lying all over the  floor and the tablecloth was on the floor
too. Suddenly Valeska was leaning against the table, her tongue halfway down
my  throat, my hand between her  legs. As I laid her back  on the  table she
twined her legs around me. I could feel one of  the dominoes under my feet -
part of the  fleet that we had destroyed a dozen times or more. I thought of
my grandfather sitting on the bench, the way he had warned my mother one day
that I was too young to be  reading so much, the pensive look in his eyes as
he pressed the hot iron against the  wet seam of  a coat;  I  thought of the
attack on  San Juan Hill which the Rough Riders had made,  the  picture  of:
Teddy .charging  at the head of his volunteers  in 

the

 big book which I used
to read beside the workbench; I thought of the battleship Maine that floated
over my  bed in the little room with the iron-barred window, and  of Admiral
Dewey and of  Schley  and Sampson; I  thought of the  trip to  the Navy Yard
which I never made because on the way my father suddenly remembered  that we
had to call on the doctor that afternoon and when I left the doctor's office
I didn't have any more tonsils nor any more faith in human beings ... We had
hardly finished when the bell rang and it was my  wife coming home from  the
slaughter house.  I was still buttoning my fly as I went through the hall to
open the gate. She was as  white as flour.  She looked as though she'd never
be able to go through another one. We put her to bed and then we gathered up
the dominoes and put the  tablecloth back on the table. Just the other night
in  a 

bistrot,

 as  I  was going to the  toilet, I  happened to  pass two old
fellows playing dominoes. I had to  stop a moment and pick up a  domino. The
feeling  of it  immediately  brought  back the battleships, the clatter they
made when they fell on the  floor. And with 

the

 battleships my lost  tonsils
and  my  faith in human beings gone.  So that every  time  I walked over the
Brooklyn  Bridge and looked down towards the Navy Yard I felt  as though  my
guts  were dropping out. Way up there, suspended between  the two  shores, I
felt always as though I were hanging over a void; up there  everything  that
had ever happened to me seemed unreal, and worse  than unreal - 

unnecessary.

Instead of joining me to life, to  men,  to the activity  of men, the bridge
seemed  to break all connections. If I walked towards the  one  shore or the
other it made no difference: either way was hell. Somehow  I had  managed to
sever my connection  with the world that  human hands  and human minds  were
creating. Perhaps my grandfather was right, perhaps I was spoiled in the bud
by the books I read.  But it is ages since books have claimed me. For a long
time now  I have practically ceased to read. But  the taint  is still there.
Now people are  books to me. I  read them from cover  to cover and toss them
aside. I devour them, one after the  other. And  the  more I read,  the more
insatiable I  become. There is no  limit  to  it. There could be no end, and
there was none, until inside me a bridge began to form which united me again
with the current of life from which as a child I had been separated.
     A terrible sense of desolation. It hung over me for years. If I were to
believe in the stars I should  have to  believe  that I was completely under
the reign  of  Saturn.  Everything  that happened to me happened too late to
mean much to me. It was even so  with my birth. Slated for  Christmas  I was
born a half hour too late. It always seemed to me that I was meant to be the
sort of individual that one is destined to be by virtue of being born on the
25th day of December.  Admiral Dewey was born  on that day and  so was Jesus
Christ  . .  .  perhaps Krishnamurti too,  for all I know. Anyway that's the
sort of guy  I  was intended to be. But due to the fact that my mother had a
clutching womb,  that she  held me in  her  grip like an octopus, I came out
under another configuration -  with a bad set-up, in other words. They say -
the  astrologers, I mean -that it  will get better and better for me as I go
on; the future in fact, is supposed to be quite glorious. But what do I care
about the future?  It would have been better if my mother had tripped on the
stairs the morning  of the 25th of  December and broken her neck: that would
have given  me  a fair start! When I try to  think, therefore, of  where the
break occurred I keep putting it back further and further, until there is no
other way  of accounting  for it than by the retarded hour of birth. Even my
mother,  with her caustic tongue,  seemed to understand it somewhat. "Always
dragging behind,  like a cow's tail" - that's  how she characterized me. But
is it my fault that she held me locked inside her until the hour had passed?
Destiny had prepared  me to be such and such a person; the stars were in the
right conjunction and I was right with the stars and kicking to get out. But
I had no choice about the mother who was to deliver me.  Perhaps I was lucky
not to have been born an idiot, considering all the circumstances. One thing
seems clear, however  -  and this is a hangover from the  25th  - that I was
born with a crucifixion complex. That  is, to be more precise,  I was born a
fanatic.  

Fanatic!

 I remember  that  word  being  hurled  at  me from  early
childhood on. By my parents especially. What is a  fanatic? One who believes
passionately and  acts  desperately  upon  what  he believes.  I was  always
believing  in something and so getting into trouble. The  more my hands were
slapped the  more firmly I believed.  / 

believed -

 and the rest of the world
did not! If it were only  a question of enduring punishment one could go  on
believing  till the  end; but  the way of the world is  more insidious  than
that. Instead of being punished you are undermined, hollowed out, the ground
taken from  under your feet. It isn't  even treachery, what  I have in mind.
Treachery  is  understandable  and combatable. No,  it  is something  worse,
something  

less

 than  treachery.  It's  a  negativism  that  causes  you  to
overreach yourself. You are perpetually  spending your energy  in the act of
balancing  yourself.  You  are seized with a sort of spiritual vertigo,  you
totter on the brink, your hair stands on end, you can't believe that beneath
your  feet  lies an  immeasurable abyss.  It comes about through  excess  of
enthusiasm, through a passionate desire to embrace people, to show them your
love. The  more you reach out towards the world the more the world retreats.
Nobody wants real love,  real  hatred. Nobody wants you to put your  hand in
his sacred entrails  - that's only for the  priest in the hour of sacrifice.
While you live,  while the blood's still warm, you are to pretend that there
is no  such thing as blood  and  no such  things as  a  skeleton beneath the
covering  of  flesh.  

Keep off the grass!

 That's the  motto by  which people
live.
     If you continue this balancing at the edge of the abyss long enough you
become very  very adept: no matter which way you are pushed you always right
yourself.  Being  in  constant  trim  you  develop a  ferocious  gaiety,  an
unnatural gaiety,  I  might  say. There are only  two peoples in  the  world
to-day who  understand the meaning of  such a statement  - the Jews and  the
Chinese. If it happens that you are neither of  these you find yourself in a
strange predicament. You are  always laughing at  the wrong  moment; you are
considered  cruel  and heartless  when  in reality you  are  only  tough and
durable. But if you would laugh  when others laugh and  weep when  they weep
then you  must be prepared to die  as  they die and live as  they live. That
means to be right and to get the worst  of it  at the same time. It means to
be dead  while you  are  alive  and  alive  only when you are dead. In  this
company the world always wears a normal aspect, even under the most abnormal
conditions. Nothing  is right or wrong  but thinking  makes it  so.  You  no
longer  believe  in reality but in thinking. And when you are pushed off the
dead end your thoughts go with you and they are of no use to you.
     In a way, in a  profound  way, I mean, Christ was never pushed off  the
dead end. At the moment  when he was tottering and swaying as  if by a great
recoil, this  negative backwash  rolled  up and stayed his  death. The whole
negative impulse of  humanity seemed to  coil up into a monstrous inert mass
to create  the human integer, the figure one, one and indivisible. There was
a resurrection which is inexplicable unless we accept the fact that men have
always been willing and ready to deny their own destiny. The earth rolls on,
the stars roll on, but men:
     the great body of men which makes up the world, are caught in the image
of the one and only one.
     If one isn't crucified, like  Christ, if one manages to survive,  to go
on  living  above and  beyond  the sense of desperation  and futility,  then
another  curious thing  happens. It's  as though one  had actually died  and
actually been  resurrected  again, one lives a super-normal  life, like  the
Chinese. That  is  to  say,  one  is  unnaturally  gay, unnaturally healthy,
unnaturally  indifferent. The tragic  sense is gone:  one  lives on  like  a
flower, a rock, a tree, one with Nature and against Nature at the same time.
If your best friend dies  you don't even bother to go to  the funeral; if  a
man is run down by a street car right before  your  eyes you keep on walking
just as though nothing had happened;
     if  a  war breaks  out you  let your friends go  to  the front but  you
yourself take  no interest in the  slaughter. And  so on  and  so  on.  Life
becomes  a spectacle and, if you  happen  to be  an  artist, you record  the
passing  show.  Loneliness  is  abolished,  because  all  values,  your  own
included, are destroyed. Sympathy alone flourishes, but it  is  not  a human
sympathy, a limited sympathy - it is  something monstrous and evil. You care
so little that you can afford to sacrifice yourself for anybody or anything.
At the same time your interest, your curiosity,  develops  at an  outrageous
pace. This tool is suspect, since it is capable of attaching you to a collar
button just as well as  to  a  cause. There is no  fundamental,  unalterable
difference  between  things:  all is flux, all is perishable. The surface of
your being  is  constantly crumbling;  within  however you  grow  hard as  a
diamond.  And  perhaps  it  is  this  hard, magnetic core  inside  you which
attracts others to you willy-nilly. One thing is certain, that  when you die
and are resurrected you belong to the earth and whatever  is of the earth is
yours inalienably. You become an anomaly of nature, a being without shadow;
     you will never die again  but only pass away  like the  phenomena about
you.
     Nothing of  this which  I am now recording was known to me at  the time
that  I was going through the great change. Everything I endured was  in the
nature of a preparation for that moment when, putting on my hat one evening,
I walked out of the office,  out of my hitherto private life, and sought the
woman  who  was  to liberate me from  a living death. In the light of this I
look back now upon my nocturnal rambles through the streets of New York, the
white nights when I walked in my sleep and  saw the city in which I was born
as  one  sees  things  in  a  mirage.  Often  it was O'Rourke,  the  company
detective, whom I accompanied through the silent streets. Often the snow was
on  the ground and the  air  chill frost. And O'Rourke  talking interminably
about  thefts,  about murders, about  love,  about  human nature, about  the
Golden Age.  He had  a habit, when  he was well  launched  upon a subject of
stopping suddenly  in  the middle of the street and planting  his heavy foot
between mine  so that I couldn't budge. And  then, seizing  the lapel of  my
coat, he would bring his face dose  to mine and talk into my eyes, each word
boring in like  the turn of a gimlet. I can see again the two of us standing
in the middle of a street at four in the morning, the wind howling, the snow
blowing down,  and O'Rourke oblivious of everything  but the story he had to
get off his chest. Always as he talked I remember taking in the surroundings
out of the comer of my eye, being aware not of what he was saying but of the
two of us standing in Yorkville or on Alien Street or on Broadway. Always it
seemed a  little crazy to me,  the  earnestness with which he recounted  his
banal murder  stories in  the midst of the  greatest muddle  of architecture
that man had ever created. While he was talking about finger-prints I  might
be taking stock of a coping or a cornice on a little red brick building just
back of his black hat, I  would get to  thinking of the  day the cornice had
been installed, who might be the man who had designed it and why had he made
it so ugly, so like  every other  lousy, rotten cornice which we passed from
the  East  Side up  to  Harlem  and beyond Harlem, if  we wanted to push on,
beyond New York, beyond the Mississippi, beyond the Grand Canyon, beyond the
Mojave Desert, everywhere  in America where there  are buildings for man and
woman. It  seemed  absolutely crazy to me that each day of my life I  had to
sit and listen to other people's stories, the banal tragedies of poverty and
distress, of love and  death,  of  yearning and  disillusionment. If,  as it
happened, there came to me each day at least fifty men, each pouring out his
tale of woe, and with each one I had to be silent and "receive", it was only
natural  that at some point along  the line I had to  close my ears, had  to
harden my  heart. The  tiniest little morsel was  sufficient for me, I could
chew on it and digest it for days and weeks. Yet I was obliged to sit  there
and  be inundated,  to get  out  at  night  again and receive more, to sleep
listening,  to  dream listening. They streamed in  from all over  the world,
from  every  strata  of  society, speaking  a  thousand  different  tongues,
worshipping different gods, obeying different laws and customs. The tale  of
the poorest among them with a  huge tome, and yet if each and every one were
written out  at length it might all be compressed to  the size  of  the  ten
commandments, it might all be recorded  on the back of a postage stamp, like
the Lord's Prayer. Each  day I was so stretched that my hide seemed to cover
the whole world;  and  when I was  alone,  when I was no longer  obliged  to
listen, I shrank to the size of a pinpoint. The greatest delight, and it was
a rare one, was to walk the streets  alone  ... to walk the streets at night
when  no  one was  abroad and to reflect on the silence that surrounded  me.
Millions lying on their backs, dead to the world, their mouths wide open and
nothing  but  snores  emanating  from  them.  Walking  amidst  the  craziest
architecture ever invented, wondering why and to what end, if every day from
these wretched hovels or magnificent  palaces there had to stream  forth  an
army of men itching to unravel their tale of misery. In a year, reckoning it
modestly,  I  received  twenty-five  thousand  tales;  in  two  years  fifty
thousand; in four years it would be a hundred thousand; in ten years I would
be  stark  mad. Already  I knew enough people to populate a good-sized town.
What a town it would be, if only they could be gathered together! Would they
want  skyscrapers? Would they want museums? Would they want libraries? Would
they too build sewers and bridges  and tracks and factories? Would they make
the same  little cornices of tin, one like  another, on,  on,  ad infinitum,
from Battery Park  to the  Golden Bay? I doubt it. Only the lash  of  hunger
could  stir them. The empty belly, the  wild look in the eye, the  fear, the
fear  of worse, driving  them on.  One after  the  other, all  the same, all
goaded to  desperation, out of  the  goad  and whip of hunger  building  the
loftiest skyscrapers, the  most redoubtable dreadnoughts, making  the finest
steel,  the  flimsiest  lace, the  most  delicate  glassware.  Walking  with
O'Rourke  and  hearing nothing  but  theft,  arson, rape, homicide was  like
listening to a little motif  out of a  grand  symphony. And  just as one can
whistle an air  of Bach and be thinking of a  woman he  wants to sleep with,
so, listening to O'Rourke,  I would be  thinking of the moment when he would
stop talking  and say  "what'll you  have to eat?"  In the midst of the most
gruesome murder I could think of the pork tenderloin which we would be  sure
to get at a  certain place farther up the line  and  wonder too what sort of
vegetables they  would have on the side to go with it, and  whether  I would
order pie afterwards or a custard pudding. It was the same when I slept with
my wife now  and then;  while she  was  moaning  and  gibbering I  might  be
wondering if she had emptied the  grounds in the coffee pot, because she had
the bad habit of letting things slide - the 

important

  things, I mean. Fresh
coffee was important - and  fresh  bacon with eggs. If she  were  knocked up
again that would be bad, serious  in a way, but more important than that was
fresh coffee in the morning and the  smell of bacon and eggs. I could put up
with  heartbreaks  and abortions  and  busted  romances,  but I had to  have
something under my  belt  to  carry on, and I wanted  something  nourishing,
something appetizing. I felt exactly like Jesus Christ would have felt if he
had been taken down from the cross and  not permitted to die in the flesh. I
am sure that the shock of crucifixion would have been so great that he would
have suffered  a complete  amnesia as regards  humanity.  I  am certain that
after  his wounds  had  healed  he wouldn't  have  given  a damn  about  the
tribulations of mankind  but would have fallen with the greatest relish upon
a fresh cup of coffee and a slice of toast, assuming he could have had it.
     Whoever, through too  great love, which is monstrous after all, dies of
his  misery,  is born again to know neither love nor hate, but to enjoy. And
this joy of  living, because it is  unnaturally  acquired, is a poison which
eventually vitiates the whole world. Whatever is  created beyond  the normal
limits of human suffering, acts as a boomerang and brings about destruction.
At  night  the streets of  New York  reflect  the  crucifixion and death  of
Christ. When the snow is on the ground and there is the utmost silence there
comes  out of  the hideous buildings of New  York  a music  of  such  sullen
despair and bankruptcy as to make the flesh shrivel. No  stone was laid upon
another with love or reverence; no  street  was laid for  dance or joy.  One
thing has been added to another in a mad scramble to fill the belly, and the
streets smell of  empty bellies and full  bellies and bellies half full. The
streets smell of a  hunger which has nothing to do  with love; they smell of
the belly which is insatiable and of the creations  of the empty belly which
are null and void.
     In  this null and void, in this zero  whiteness,  I learned to  enjoy a
sandwich, or a collar button. I could  study a cornice  or a coping with the
greatest curiosity while pretending to listen  to a tale of human woe. I can
remember the dates on certain buildings and the  names of the architects who
designed them. I can remember the  temperature and the velocity of the wind,
standing at a certain comer; the tale that accompanied  it is  gone.  I  can
remember that I was even then remembering something else, and I can tell you
what it was that I was then remembering, but of what use? There  was one man
in me which had died and all that was left were his remembrances;
     there was another man who was  alive,  and that  man was supposed to be
me, myself, but he was alive only as a tree is alive, or a rock, or  a beast
of the field. Just as the city itself  had become  a huge tomb in which  men
struggled to earn  a decent death  so  my own life came to  resemble  a tomb
which  I was constructing  out of  my  own death. I was  walking around in a
stone forest the centre of which was chaos; sometimes in the dead centre, in
the very heart of chaos, I danced  or drank myself silly, or I made love, or
I befriended some one,  or I planned a new life,  but it was all chaos,  all
stone,  and  all  hopeless  and  bewildering. Until  the time  when  I would
encounter a  force strong enough to whirl me out of this mad stone forest no
life would be possible for me nor could one page be written which would have
meaning. Perhaps in reading this, one has still  the impression of chaos but
this is written from a live centre and what is chaotic is merely peripheral,
the tangental  shreds, as it were,  of a world  which no longer concerns me.
Only a  few  months ago  I  was standing in the  streets of New York looking
about me as years ago I had looked about me;
     again I  found  myself studying  the architecture, studying the  minute
details  which only the  dislocated eye takes in. But  this time it was like
coming down from Mars.  What race of men is this,  I asked myself. What does
it mean?  And  there was no remembrance of suffering or of the life that was
snuffed  out in the gutter,  only  that  I was  looking  upon  a strange and
incomprehensible world, a world so  removed from me that I had the sensation
of belonging to another planet. From the top of the Empire State Building  I
looked  down one  night upon the city  which I knew  from below:  there they
were, in true perspective, the human ants with whom I had crawled, the human
lice with whom I had  struggled. They  were moving along at a snail's  pace,
each one doubtless fulfilling  his micro-cosmic  destiny. In their fruitless
desperation they had reared this colossal edifice which was their pride  and
boast.  And  from  the topmost ceiling of  this  colossal edifice  they  had
suspended a string  of cages in which  the imprisoned canaries warbled their
senseless  warble. At the  very summit of  their  ambition there were  these
little  spots of beings warbling away for dear life. In a  hundred  years, I
thought to  myself  perhaps  they would be  caging  live human  beings, gay,
demented ones who  would sing about  the world  to come. Perhaps  they would
breed a race of warblers who would warble while the others  worked.  Perhaps
in every cage  there would  be a poet or a musician so that life below might
flow  on unimpeded,  one  with the stone,  one with  the forest, a  rippling
creaking chaos  of null  and void. In  a  thousand  years they might  all be
demented,  workers and poets alike, and everything fall back to  ruin as has
happened again and again. Another  thousand years, or five thousand, or  ten
thousand, exactly where I am standing now  to survey the scene, a little boy
may  open  a book  in  a tongue as yet  unheard of and  about this life  now
passing,  a life which the man who wrote the book never  experienced, a life
with deducted form and rhythm, with beginning and end, and the boy on dosing
the book will think to himself what a great race the Americans  were, what a
marvellous  life  there had  once  been on this continent  which  he  is now
inhabiting. No race to  come, except perhaps the race of  blind poets,  will
ever be able  to imagine the seething chaos out of which this future history
was composed. Chaos! A  howling chaos! No need  to choose  a particular day.
Any day of my life - back there - would suit. Every day of my life, my tiny,
microcosmic life, was a reflection of the outer chaos. Let me think back ...
At seven-thirty the alarm went off. I didn't bounce out of bed. I  lay there
till eight-thirty, trying to gain a little  more sleep. Sleep -  how could I
sleep? In the back of my mind was an image of the office where I was already
due. I  could  see Hymie arriving  at  eight  sharp, the switchboard already
buzzing with  demands for help, the applicants climbing  up the wide  wooden
stairway, the strong smell of camphor from the dressing room. Why get up and
repeat yesterday's song and dance? As fast as I hired them they dropped out.
Working my balls off  and not even a  clean  shirt to wear. Mondays I got my
allowance from the wife -carfare and lunch  money. I was  always  in debt to
her and she was in debt to the grocer, the butcher, the landlord, and so on.
I couldn't be bothered shaving - there wasn't time enough. I put on the torn
shirt, gobble up  the  breakfast, and borrow a nickel for the subway. If she
were  in  a  bad mood I would  swindle the money from the  newsdealer at the
subway. I got  to the office out  of breath, an hour behind time and a dozen
calls  to make  before I even talk to an applicant. While  I make  one  call
there are three other calls waiting to be answered. I use two  telephones at
once. The switchboard  is buzzing. Hymie  is sharpening  his pencils between
calls. MacGovern the doorman is  standing at  my elbow to give me a  word of
advice about one of  the applicants, probably a crook who is trying to sneak
back under a false name. Behind me are the cards and ledgers  containing the
name of  every applicant who  had ever passed through the machine.  The  bad
ones are starred in red ink;
     some of them have six aliases after their names. Meanwhile the  room is
crawling like a hive. The room stinks with sweat, dirty  feet, old uniforms,
camphor, lysol, bad breaths. Half of them will have to be turned away -  not
that  we don't need them, but that even under the worst conditions they just
won't do.  The  man in front of my desk, standing at  the rail  with palsied
hands and bleary eyes, is an ex-mayor of New York City. He's seventy now and
would be glad to take anything. He  has wonderful letters of recommendation,
but we can't  take any one over forty-five  years  of age. Forty-five in New
York is the dead line. The telephone rings and  it's a smooth secretary from
the Y.M.C.A. Wouldn't I make an exception for a boy who has just walked into
his office - a boy who was in the  reformatory for a year or so. 

What did he
do?

 He  tried  to  rape  his  sister.  An  Italian,  of  course. O'Mara,  my
assistant, is putting an applicant through the third degree. He suspects him
of  being an epileptic.  Finally  he  succeeds and  for good measure the boy
throws a fit right there in the office. One of the women faints. A beautiful
looking  young  woman  with a handsome  fur  around  her  neck is trying  to
persuade me to take her on. She's a whore clean through and  I know if I put
her on there'll be hell to  pay.  She  wants to  work  in a certain building
uptown  - because it is near  home, she says. Nearing  lunch  time and a few
cronies are beginning to drop in. They sit around watching me work, as if it
were a vaudeville performance. Kronski, the medical student arrives; he says
one of the boys I've just hired has Parkinson's disease. I've been so busy I
haven't  had a  chance to go to the toilet. All the telegraph operators, all
the managers, suffer  from  haemorrhoids,  so O'Rourke  tells me.  He's been
having electrical massages for the last two years,  but nothing works. Lunch
time and there are six of us at the table. Some one will have to pay for me,
as usual. We gulp it down and rush back. More calls to make, more applicants
to interview.  The vice-president is raising  hell because we can't keep the
force up to normal. Every paper in New York and for twenty miles outside New
York carries  long ads demanding help. All  the schools  have been canvassed
for part time messengers. All the charity bureaux and  relief societies have
been  invoked. They drop  out  like flies. Some  of them don't even last  an
hour. It's a human flour mill. And the saddest  thing  about it is that it's
totally unnecessary. But that's not my concern. Mine  is  to  do  or die, as
Kipling says. I  plug  on,  through one victim after  another, the telephone
ringing like mad, the place smelling  more and more vile, the  holes getting
bigger  and bigger. Each one is a human being asking for a crust of bread; I
have  his height, weight, colour, religion,  education, experience, etc. All
the  data  will  go  into  a ledger  to be  filed  alphabetically  and  then
chronologically. Names and dates. Fingerprints too,  if we had the time  for
it. So that what? So  that the American people may enjoy the fastest form of
communication known to man, so that they may  sell their wares more quickly,
so that  the moment you  drop dead in  the  street your next  of  kin may be
appraised immediately, that  is to  say within an hour, unless the messenger
to whom the telegram is entrusted decides to  throw up the job and throw the
whole batch  of telegrams in  the  garbage  can.  Twenty  million  Christmas
blanks, all wishing you  a  Merry  Christmas and  a Happy New Year, from the
directors  and  president  and vice-president of the  Cosmodemonic Telegraph
Company, and maybe the telegram  reads "Mother dying, come at once", but the
clerk is  too  busy  to  notice  the message  and if  you sue  for  damages,
spiritual damages,  there is a legal department trained  expressly  to  meet
such emergencies and so you can be  sure that  your mother  will die and you
will have  a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year just the same. The clerk, of
course, will be  fired  and after  a month or  so he  will  come back for  a
messenger's job and he will be taken  on and put on the night shift near the
docks where nobody will recognize him, and his wife will come with the brats
to thank the general manager, or perhaps the vice-president himself, for the
kindness  and consideration shown.  And  then  one  day  everybody  will  be
heartily  surprised that said messenger robbed the till and O'Rourke will be
asked to take the night train for Cleveland or Detroit and to track him down
if it  cost ten thousand dollars.  And then the vice-president will issue an
order  that no more Jews are to be hired,  but after three  or four  days he
will let up a bit because there are nothing but Jews coming for the job. And
because it's getting so very tough and the timber so  damned scarce  I'm  on
the point of hiring a midget from the circus and I probably would have hired
him if he hadn't broken down and confessed that he was a she. And to make it
worse Valeska  takes "it" under  her  wing, takes "it" home  that  night and
under pretense of  sympathy  gives "it" a thorough  examination, including a
vaginal  exploration  with  the index  finger  of the  right hand.  And  the
nostrils. I longed  to  be  free  of  it  all  and yet  I  was  irresistibly
attracted. I  was  violent and phlegmatic at  the same time. I  was like the
lighthouse itself - secure in the midst of  the most turbulent sea.  Beneath
me was solid rock, the  same shelf of rock on which the towering skyscrapers
were reared. My  foundations went deep into the earth and the armature of my
body  was made of steel riveted with hot bolts. Above all  I  was  an eye, a
huge searchlight which  scoured  far  and  wide, which revolved ceaselessly,
pitilessly.  This  eye  so  wide  awake  seemed  to have made all  my  other
faculties dormant;  all my powers were used up in the effort to see, to take
in the drama of the world.
     If I longed  for  destruction  it was  merely  that this eye  might  be
extinguished. I longed for an earthquake, for some cataclysm of nature which
would plunge the lighthouse into the sea. I wanted a metamorphosis, a change
to  fish,  to leviathan,  to destroyer. I wanted  the  earth to open  up, to
swallow everything in one engulfing yawn. I  wanted to  see  the city buried
fathoms deep in the bosom of  the sea. I wanted to sit in a cave and read by
candlelight. (I wanted  that eye extinguished so that I  might have a change
to know my  own body,  my own desires. I wanted to be alone for  a  thousand
years in order  to reflect on what  I had seen and heard - 

and in  order  to
forget.

 I  wanted  something of the earth  which was  not  of  man's  doing,
something absolutely  divorced  from the human of which  I  was surfeited. I
wanted something purely  terrestrial  and  absolutely divested  of  idea.  I
wanted to  feel  the blood running back into my veins,  even at  the cost of
annihilation. I wanted to  shake the stone and the light out of my system. I
wanted the dark fecundity of nature, the deep well of the womb, silence,  or
else the lapping  of the  black waters of death.  I wanted  to be that night
which  the  remorseless eye  illuminated,  a night diapered  with stars  and
trailing  comets.  To be  of  night,  so  frighteningly  silent, so  utterly
incomprehensible and eloquent at the  same time. Never more to  speak  or to
listen or to  think. To be englobed and encompassed and to encompass  and to
englobe at the same time. No more pity, no more tenderness. To be human only
terrestrially, like a plant or a worm or a brook. To be decomposed, divested
of light and stone, variable as the molecule, durable as the atom, heartless
as the earth itself.
     It  was just about a week before Valeska  committed suicide that  I ran
into Mara. The week or two preceding that event was a veritable nightmare. A
series of  sudden deaths and strange encounters  with  women.  First of  all
there was Pauline Janowski, a little Jewess  of sixteen or seventeen who was
without  a home and without friends  or  relatives.  She came to the  office
looking for a job. It was towards dosing time and I didn't have the heart to
turn her down cold. For some reason or other I took it into my head to bring
her home for dinner and if possible try  to persuade the  wife to put her up
for a  while.  What attracted me to her was  her passion for Balzac. All the
way home she was talking to me about 

Lost Illusions.

  The car was packed and
we were  jammed so tight together that it didn't make any difference what we
were talking  about because we were both thinking of only one thing. My wife
of  course was stupefied to see me  standing  at  the door with  a beautiful
young  girl. She was polite  and courteous in her frigid way but I could see
immediately that  it was no use asking her to put the girl up. It was  about
all she  could  do to sit  through  the dinner  with us.  As soon as  we had
finished  she  excused  herself and went  to the movies. The girl started to
weep.  We were still sitting at the table, the dishes piled  up  in front of
us. I  went over to her and I put my arms around her. I felt genuinely sorry
for her and I was perplexed as to what to do for her. Suddenly she threw her
arms around  my neck and she kissed me  passionately. We stood  there for  a
long while embracing  each other and  then  I  thought to  myself no, it's a
crime,  and  besides  maybe the wife didn't go to the  movies  at all, maybe
she'll be ducking back any minute. I told the kid  to pull herself together,
that we'd take a trolley ride somewhere. I saw the child's bank lying on the
mantelpiece and I took it to  the toilet and  emptied it silently. There was
only  about  seventy-five cents in it. We got on  a trolley and went to  the
beach. Finally we found a deserted spot and we lay down in the sand. She was
hysterically passionate and there was nothing to do but to do it. I  thought
she would  reproach me afterwards, but she didn't. We lay there  a while and
she  began talking  about Balzac  again. It seems she had ambitions to  be a
writer herself. I asked her  what she  was  going to do. She said she hadn't
the least idea. When we got up to go she asked me to put her on the highway.
Said  she  thought she  would  go to Cleveland or some place.  It was  after
midnight when I  left her standing in front of a gasoline station.  She  had
about  thirty-five  cents in her pocket-book. As I  started homeward I began
cursing my wife for the mean son of a bitch that she was. I wished to Christ
it was she whom I had left standing on the highway with no place to go to. I
knew that when I got back she wouldn't even mention the girl's name.
     I got back  and she was waiting up for me. I thought she  was  going to
give me hell again. But no, she had waited up because there was an important
message from O'Rourke. I was to telephone him soon as I got home. However, I
decided not  to telephone.  I decided to get  undressed and go  to bed. Just
when I  had gotten  comfortably settled the telephone rang. It was O'Rourke.
There was a telegram for  me at the office  - he wanted to know if he should
open it and read it to me. I said of course. Thetelegram was  signed Monica.
It was from Buffalo.  Said  she was  arriving  at the  Grand  Central in the
morning with  her  mother's body.  I  thanked him  and went back to bed.  No
questions from  the wife.  I lay there wondering what  to do. If  I  were to
comply  with the request  that would mean starting things all over again.  I
had just been thanking my stars that I had gotten rid of Monica. And now she
was coming  back with her  mother's corpse.  Tears and reconciliation. No, I
didn't like the  prospect at all. Supposing  I didn't show  up ? What then ?
There was always somebody around to take care of a corpse. Especially if the
bereaved  were  an  attractive  young  blonde  with  sparkling blue  eyes. I
wondered if she'd go back to her job in the restaurant. If  she hadn't known
Greek and Latin I would never have been mixed up with her. But  my curiosity
got  the better of me. And then she was so  god-damn poor, that too  got me.
Maybe it wouldn't have  been so bad if her hands hadn't smelled greasy. That
was the fly in the ointment - the greasy hands. I remember the first night I
met her and we strolled through the  park. She was ravishing to look at, and
she was alert and intelligent. It was just the time  when women were wearing
short skirts and she wore  them to advantage. I used to go to the restaurant
night after night just to watch her moving around, watch her bending over to
serve  or stooping down to pick up a fork.  And with the beautiful  legs and
the  bewitching  eyes  a  marvellous line  about Homer,  with the  pork  and
sauerkraut a verse  of Sapho's, the Latin  conjugations, the Odes of Pindar,
with the dessert perhaps the 

Rubaiyat  or Cynara.

 But the greasy  hands  and
the  frowsy bed in the boarding  house opposite the  market place - Whew!  I
couldn't stomach it.  The more I  shunned  her the more clinging she became.
Ten page letters  about love with footnotes  on 

Thus Spake Zarathustra.

  And
then suddenly silence and me congratulating myself heartily. No, I  couldn't
bring  myself  to go to the Grand Central  Station in the morning.  I rolled
over  and I  fell sound  asleep. In  the morning  I  would  get the  wife to
telephone the office  and say I was ill.  I hadn't  been ill now for over  a
week ~ it was coming to me.
     At noon I find Kronski waiting for me  outside the office.  He wants me
to have lunch with him ... there's an Egyptian girl he wants me to meet. The
girl turns out to be a Jewess, but she came from Egypt and she looks like an
Egyptian. She's hot stuff and the two of us are working on her at once. As I
was supposed to  be ill I decided  not to return to the office but to take a
stroll  through the  East Side. Kronski  was going  back to  cover me up. We
shook hands  with  the  girl  and  we each went our  separate ways. I headed
towards the river where it was cool, having  forgotten about the girl almost
immediately.  I sat  on the edge of a pier  with my legs dangling  over  the
stringpiece. A scow passed with a load of red bricks.  Suddenly Monica  came
to  my mind.  Monica arriving at the Grand Central  Station with a corpse. A
corpse f.o.b. New York! It seemed so incongruous and ridiculous that I burst
out  laughing. What had she done with it? Had she checked it or had she left
it on a siding? No doubt she was cursing me out roundly. I wondered what she
would really think if she  could have imagined  me sitting there at the dock
with my legs dangling over the  stringpiece.  It was warm and sultry despite
the breeze that was blowing off the river. I began to snooze. As I dozed off
Pauline came to my mind. I  imagined her walking along the highway  with her
hand up. She was a brave kid,  no doubt about it. Funny that she didn't seem
to worry  about getting knocked up.  Maybe she  was so desperate she  didn't
care. And  Balzac! That too  was highly  incongruous. Why Balzac? Well, that
was her affair. Anyway she'd  have enough to eat with, until she met another
guy. But a kid like that thinking about becoming a  writer!  Well,  why not?
Everybody  had illusions of one sort or another. Monica too wanted to  be  a
writer. Everybody  was  becoming  a writer. A writer!  Jesus,  how futile it
seemed!
     I dozed off...  When I woke  up I had an erection. The sun seemed to be
burning right  into my  fly. I  got up  and  I washed my face  at a drinking
fountain. It  was still as hot  and sultry as ever. The asphalt was  soft as
mush, the flies were biting, the garbage was rotting in the gutter. I walked
about between the pushcarts and looked  at things with an empty eye. I had a
sort  of lingering hard-on all the while, but no definite object in mind. It
was  only when I got  back  to Second Avenue that I suddenly remembered  the
Egyptian Jewess from lunch time. I remembered her saying that she lived over
the Russian Restaurant near Twelfth Street. Still I hadn't any definite idea
of  what  I  was  going to  do. Just browsing about,  killing  time. My feet
nevertheless were dragging me  northward, towards Fourteenth Street. When  I
got abreast of the Russian restaurant  I paused a moment and  then I  ran up
the stairs three at a time. The hall door was open. I climbed up a couple of
flights scanning the names on the doors. She  was on the top floor and there
was a man's name under hers. I knocked softly. No answer. I knocked again, a
little harder. This time I heard some one moving about. Then a voice dose to
the  door asking who is it and at the same time the  knob turning.  I pushed
the  door open and stumbled into the  darkened room. Stumbled right into her
arms and felt her naked under the half-opened kimono. She must have come out
of a sound sleep  and only half  realized who was holding  her in  his arms.
When she realized it was me she tried to break  away but I had her tight and
I began kissing her passionately and at the same time backing her up towards
the couch near the window. She mumbled  something  about the door being open
but I wasn't taking any chance on letting her slip out of my arms. So I made
a slight detour and little  by  little I edged her towards the door and made
her shove it  with  her ass. I locked  it with my one free hand  and  then I
moved her into the centre of the room and with the free hand I unbuttoned my
fly and got my  pecker out and  into position. She was so drugged with sleep
that it was almost like  working on  an automation. I could see too that she
was enjoying the idea of being  fucked half  asleep. The only thing was that
every time  I made a  lunge she  grew more wide awake.  And as she grew more
conscious  she became  more frightened. It was difficult to  know how to put
her to sleep again without losing a good fuck. I managed to tumble her on to
the couch without  losing  ground and she was hot as hell now,  twisting and
squirming like an eel. From the time I had started to maul her I don't think
she had opened her eyes once. I kept saying to myself- "an Egyptian fuck ...
an Egyptian fuck" - and  so  as not to shoot off immediately I  deliberately
began thinking about the corpse that Monica had dragged to the Grand Central
Station and about the thirty-five cents that I had left with Pauline on  the
highway. Then bango! a  loud knock on the door and with  that she opens  her
eyes and looks at me in utmost terror. I started to pull away quickly but to
my surprise she  held  me tight. "Don't move",  she  whispered  in  my  ear.
"Wait!" There was another loud knock and then I heard Kronski's voice saying
"It's me, Thelma ... it's me 

Izzy."

 At  that I almost burst out laughing. We
slumped back again into a  natural position and as her  eyes softly closed I
moved it around inside her, gently so as not  to wake her  up  again. It was
one of  the most  wonderful fucks  I ever  had in my life. I thought it  was
going  to last forever. Whenever I  felt in danger of going off I would stop
moving  and  think  - think for  example of where I would like  to spend  my
vacation,  if  I got one, or think of the shirts lying in the bureau drawer,
or the patch in the bedroom carpet just at the foot of  the bed. Kronski was
still  standing  at  the  door -1 could  hear  him  changing  about from one
position  to another.  Every  time I became  aware of  him  standing there I
jibbed her a little for  good  measure and in  her half sleep  she  answered
back, humorously, as though she understood what I meant by this put-and-take
language. I didn't dare to think what she might be thinking or I'd have come
immediately. Sometimes I  skirted dangerously  close to it,  but  the saving
trick  was always  Monica and  the corpse at the Grand  Central Station. The
thought of that, the humorousness of it, I mean, acted like a cold douche.
     When it  was all  over  she opened her eyes wide and stared  at me,  as
though she were taking me  in for the first time.  I hadn't a word to say to
her; the only thought in my head was to  get out as quickly as possible.  As
we were washing up I noticed a note  on the floor near the door. It was from
Kronski. His  wife had  just been taken to  the hospital - he  wanted her to
meet him at the  hospital. I felt relieved! it meant that I could break away
without wasting any words.
     The next day I had a telephone  call from Kronski. His wife had died on
the operating table.  That evening I went home for dinner;  we were still at
the table when the bell rang. There was Kronski standing at the gate looking
absolutely sunk. It was always difficult for me to oner words of condolence;
     with  him it was absolutely impossible. I listened to my  wife uttering
her  trite words of sympathy and I felt more  than ever disgusted  with her.
"Let's get out of here," I said.
     We walked along in absolute silence for a  while. At the park we turned
in  and  headed for  the  meadows. There was  a  heavy  mist  which  made it
impossible to  see a  yard  ahead.  Suddenly, as we were swimming  along, he
began  to sob.  I  stopped  and turned my head away. When  I  thought he had
finished  I looked around and  there he  was  staring at  me with a  strange
smile. "It's funny", he said, "how hard it is to accept death." I smiled too
now and  put  my hand on his shoulder. "Go on," I said, "talk your head off.
Get  it off  your chest." We  started walking again, up  and  down  over the
meadows, as  though  we  were walking under the sea. The  mist had become so
thick that  I could barely discern his features. He  was talking quietly and
madly. "I knew it  would happen,"  he said. "It was too beautiful to  last."
The night before she was taken ill he had had a dream. He dreamt that he had
lost his identity. "I was  stumbling around in the dark calling my own name.
I remember coming  to a bridge, and looking down into the water I saw myself
drowning. I jumped off the bridge head first  and when I came up I saw Yetta
floating under  the bridge. She was dead."  And then suddenly he added: "You
were there yesterday  when I  knocked at the  door, weren't you? I  knew you
were  there and I couldn't go away. I knew  too  that  Yetta was dying and I
wanted to be with her, but I was afraid to  go alone." I said nothing and he
rambled on. "The  first girl I ever loved died in the same way. I was only a
kid and I couldn't get over it. Every night I used to go to the cemetery and
sit by her grave. People thought I was out of my  mind. I guess I was out of
my mind. Yesterday; when I was standing at the door, it all came back to me.
I  was back in Trenton, at the grave, and the sister of the girl I loved was
sitting beside me. She said  it couldn't go on that way much longer, that  I
would go mad. I thought  to myself that I really was  mad and to prove it to
myself  I decided to do something  mad and  so I said to  her it isn't 

her

 I
love, 

It's you,

 and I pulled her over me and we lay there kissing each other
and finally I screwed her, right beside the grave. And I think that cured me
because I never went back there again and I never thought about her any more
-until yesterday when I  was standing  at the door.  If  I could have gotten
hold of you  yesterday I would have strangled you. I don't know  why  I felt
that way but it  seemed to me that  you  had opened up a tomb, that you were
violating the dead  body of the girl I loved. That's crazy isn't it? And why
did  I  come  to  see you  to-night?  Maybe  it's  because you're absolutely
indifferent to  me ...  because you're  not a  Jew and I can talk to  you...
because you don't  give a damn, and you're  right...  Did you  ever read 

The
Revolt of the Angels

?"
     We had just  arrived at the bicycle path which encircles  the park. The
lights of the boulevard were swimming in the mist. I took a good look at him
and I saw that he was out of his head. I wondered if I could make him laugh.
I was afraid, too, that if he once got started laughing he would never stop.
So I began to talk  at random, about Anatole France at first, and then about
other writers,  and finally, when I  felt that I was losing him, I  suddenly
switched  to General Ivolgin, and with  that he began  to laugh, not a laugh
either, but a cackle, a hideous  cackle, like a rooster with its head on the
block. It got him so badly that  he had to stop and hold his guts; the tears
were  streaming down  his  eyes  and between the cackles he let out the most
terrible, heart-rending sobs. "I knew you would do me good," he blurted out,
as  the last outbreak died away. "I  always said you were  a crazy  son of a
bitch... You're a  Jew bastard yourself, only you  don't know it... Now tell
me,  you bastard, how was it yesterday?  Did you get your  end  in? Didn't I
tell you  she was a good lay? And do you  know who she's living with, Jesus,
you were lucky you didn't get caught. She's living with a Russian poet - you
know the guy, too. I  introduced  you to him once at the Cafe  Royal. Better
not let him get wind of it. He'll beat your brains out...  and he'll write a
beautiful poem about it  and send  it to her  with  a bunch of roses. Sure I
knew  him out  in  Stelton, in  the anarchist  colony.  His  old man  was  a
Nihilist. The  whole family's  crazy. By the  way, you'd better take care of
yourself.  I  meant to  tell you that the other day, but  I didn't think you
would act so quickly. You know she  may  have  syphilis.  I'm not  trying to
scare you. I'm just telling you for your own good. . . ."
     This outburst seemed to really assuage him. He was trying to tell me in
his  twisted Jewish way that he  liked me. To do  so he had to first destroy
everything around me - the wife, the job, my friends, the "nigger wench", as
he  called Valeska, and so on. "I think some day you're going to  be a great
writer," he said. "

But

," he added  maliciously, "first you'll have to suffer
a bit. I mean 

really

 suffer, because you don't know what the word means yet.
You only  

think

  you've  suffered. You've got to  fall in  love first.  That
nigger  wench now... you  don't really suppose that you're in love with her,
do you? Did you  ever take a good look at her ass ... how  it's spreading, I
mean? In five years she'll look like Aunt Jemima. You'll make a swell couple
walking down the avenue  with a string of pickaninnies trailing  behind you.
Jesus, I'd rather see you marry a Jewish girl.  You wouldn't appreciate her,
of course, but she'd be good for you. You need something to steady yourself.
You're scattering your  energies. Listen,  why do  you  run around with  all
these dumb bastards you pick  up? You seem to have a genius  for picking  up
the wrong people. Why  don't  you throw  yourself into something useful? You
don't belong in that job - you could be a big guy somewhere. Maybe  a labour
leader ...  I don't  know what exactly. But first you've got  to  get rid of
that  hatchet-faced wife  of yours. Ugh! when I look at her I  could spit in
her face. I don't see how a guy like  you could  ever  have  married a bitch
like  that. What was it  - just a pair of streaming  ovaries? Listen, that's
what's the matter with you -you've got nothing but sex on the brain... No, I
don't  mean  that  either.  You've  got  a mind and  you've got  passion and
enthusiasm ... but you don't seem to give a damn what you do or what happens
to you. If you  weren't such a romantic  bastard I'd  almost  swear that you
were a Jew. It's different with me -1 never had anything to look forward to.
But you've got something in you - only  you're too  damned  lazy to bring it
out. Listen, when I hear you talk sometimes I think to myself - if only that
guy would put it down on paper! Why you could write a book that would make a
guy  like Dreiser hang his head. You're different from the Americans I know;
somehow you don't belong, and it's a damned good  thing you don't.  You're a
little cracked, too - I suppose  you know that. But in a good  way. Listen a
little while ago, if it had been anybody else who talked  to me that way I'd
have murdered him. I think I  like you better because you didn't try to give
me any sympathy. I  know better than to expect sympathy from you. If you had
said one false  word to-night I'd have really gone mad. I know it. I was  on
the  very  edge. When you started in about General Ivolgin I thought  for  a
minute  it  was  all  up  with  me. That's what  makes me think  you've  got
something  in  you ...  that was  real  cunning!  And  now let me  tell  

you

something ... if  you don't pull yourself  together soon you're  going to be
screwy. You've got something inside you that's eating you  up. I  don't know
what it is, but you  can't put it over on me. I know you from the bottom up.
I know there's something griping you - and it's not just your wife, nor your
job,  nor  even  that  nigger  wench whom  you  think you're in  love  with.
Sometimes I think you were born in the wrong time. Listen, I don't want  you
to think I'm making an idol of you but there's something to what I say... if
you had  just a  little more confidence in yourself you could be the biggest
man  in  the world to-day. You wouldn't even have to  be a writer. You might
become  another Jesus  Christ for all I  know. Don't  laugh -1 mean  it. You
haven't the slightest idea  of your own possibilities ... you're  absolutely
blind to everything except  your own desires. You  don't know what you want.
You don't know because you never stop to  think.  You're  letting people use
you up. You're a damned fool, an idiot. If I had a tenth of what you've  got
I could turn the world upside down. You think that's crazy, eh? Well, listen
to me... I was never more sane in my life. When I came to see you to-night I
thought I was about ready to commit suicide. It doesn't make much difference
whether I do it or not. But anyway, I  don't see much point in doing it now.
That won't bring her back to me. I was born unlucky. Wherever I go I seem to
bring disaster. But I don't want to sick off yet... I want  to  do some good
in the  world first. That may sound silly to you, but it's true. I'd like to
do something for others ..."
     He stopped abruptly and looked at me again with that strange wan smile.
It was the look of a  hopeless Jew in whom, as with all  his race,  the life
instinct  was  so strong that, even  though there was absolutely nothing  to
hope  for, he was powerless to kill himself. That hopelessness was something
quite alien to me. I thought to myself - if only we could change skins! Why,
I could kill myself for a bagatelle! And what got  me more than anything was
the thought  that he  wouldn't  even enjoy  the  funeral  - his  own  wife's
funeral! God knows, the funerals we had were sorry enough affairs, but there
was always  a bit of food and drink afterwards, and some good obscene  jokes
and  some  hearty belly  laughs. Maybe I was too  young  to  appreciate  die
sorrowful aspects, though I saw plainly enough how they howled and wept. But
that never meant much to  me because after the  funeral  sitting in the beer
garden  next  to the cemetery, there was always an atmosphere  of good cheer
despite the black garments and the crepes and the wreaths. It  seemed to me,
as  a kid  then, that  they were  really trying to  establish some  sort  of
communion with the dead person. Something almost Egyptian-like, when I think
back on it. Once upon a time I thought they were just a bunch of hypocrites.
But they  weren't. They were  just stupid,  healthy Germans with a lust  for
life. Death was something outside their ken, strange to  say, because if you
went only by what they said you would  imagine  that it occupied a good deal
of  their thoughts. But they really didn't grasp it at all - not the way the
Jew does, for example. They talked  about  the life hereafter but they never
really believed in it. And if any one were  so bereaved as to pine away they
looked upon  that person  suspiciously, as you  would  look  upon an  insane
person. There were limits to  sorrow  as there were limits to joy,  that was
the impression they gave me.  And at the extreme limits there was always the
stomach  which  had to be filled -  with limburger  sandwiches and beer  and
Kummel and  turkey legs if  there were  any  about. They wept in their beer,
like Children. And the next minute  they  were  laughing, laughing over some
curious quirk in  the dead person's character.  Even the way they  used  the
past tense  had a curious effect upon me.  An  hour after  he was  shovelled
under they were saying of the defunct - "he was always so good-natured" - as
though  the person  in  mind  were  dead  a  thousand years, a  character of
history,  or a  personage out of Nibelungen  Lied. The thing was that he was
dead, definitely dead for all  time, and they, the living, were cut off from
him  now and forever, and to-day as well as to-morrow must be lived through,
the  clothes washed, the dinner  prepared, and  when the next one was struck
down there would be a coffin to select and a squabble about the will, but it
would be all in the daily routine  and to take time off to grieve and sorrow
was  sinful because God, if there was a God, had ordained it that way and we
on earth  had nothing to say about it.  To go beyond the ordained  limits of
joy  or grief  was wicked.  To threaten madness was the high sin. They had a
terrific animal  sense  of adjustment, marvellous to behold  if  it had been
truly animal, horrible to witness when you realized that it was nothing more
than dull German  torpor, insensirivity. And yet, somehow, I preferred these
animated  stomachs  to  the  hydra-headed sorrow  of the  Jew. At  bottom  I
couldn't  feel sorry for Kronski - I would have to  feel sorry for his whole
tribe. The death of his  wife was only an item, a trifle, in the history  of
his calamities. As he  himself had said, he was born unlucky. He was born to
see things go wrong - because for five thousand years things had been  going
wrong in  the blood of the  race. They came into the world with that sunken,
hopeless leer on their faces and they would go out  of  the  world the  same
way. They left a  bad smell behind them - a poison, a vomit  of sorrow.  The
stink  they  were  trying  to take  out  of  the world was  the  stink  they
themselves had brought into the world. I reflected on all this as I listened
to him. I  felt so  well and dean  inside that when we parted, after  I  had
turned down a side street, I began to  whistle and  hum. And then a terrible
thirst came upon me and I says to meself in me best Irish brogue - shure and
it's  a bit of a drink ye should be  having now,  me lad  -  and saying it I
stumbled into a hole  in the wall and I  ordered a big foaming stein of beer
and a thick hamburger sandwich with plenty of. onions. I had another mug  of
beer and then a drop of brandy and I thought to myself in my  callous way  -
if the poor bastard hasn't got brains enough to enjoy his own wife's funeral
then I'll enjoy  it for him. And the more  I thought about it, the happier I
grew, and if  there  was the least bit of grief or envy it was only for  the
fact  that  I  couldn't change  places with  her, the poor dead Jewish soul,
because death was something absolutely beyond  the grip and comprehension of
a bum guy like myself arid it was a pity to waste it on the likes of them as
knew  all  about it  and didn't need it  anyway. I got so damned intoxicated
with  the idea of dying that  in my drunken stupor I was mumbling to the God
above to  kill me this night,  kill me. God, and let me know what  it's  all
about. I tried my stinking  best to imagine what it was like, giving up  the
ghost, but it was no go. The  best I could do was to imitate a death rattle,
but on that I nearly  choked,  and then I got so  damned  frightened that  I
almost shit  in my pants. That wasn't death, anyway. That was  just choking.
Death was more like what we  went through  in  the park: two  people walking
side  by  side in the mist, rubbing against trees and bushes, and not a word
between them. It was  something emptier than  the name itself and yet  right
and peaceful, dignified, if you like. It was not a continuation of life, but
a  leap  in the  dark and no possibility of ever coming back, not even  as a
grain of dust. And that was right and beautiful,  I said to  myself, because
why would one want to come back. To taste it once  is  to taste it forever -
life 

or

 death. Whichever way the coin flips is right, so long as you hold no
stakes. Sure, it's tough to  choke on  your own spittle - it's  disagreeable
more than anything else. And  besides, one doesn't  always  die  choking  to
death. Sometimes one goes  

off

  in his sleep, peaceful and  quiet as a lamb.
The Lord comes and gathers you up into the fold, as  they  say.  Anyway, you
stop breathing. And why the hell should one want to go on breathing forever?
Anything that would have to be done interminably  would be torture. The poor
human bastards that we are,  we ought to be glad that somebody devised a way
out.  We don't quibble about going  to sleep. A third  of our lives we snore
away  like  drunken rats.  What  about that? Is  that tragic? Well then, say
three-thirds of drunken  rat-like sleep. Jesus, if we had any sense we'd  be
dancing  with glee at the thought of  it! We  could all die in bed tomorrow,
without pain, without suffering - if we had the sense to take  advantage  of
our remedies. We don't  want to die, that's  the trouble with us. That's why
God and  the whole shooting  match  upstairs in our crazy dustbins.  General
Ivolgin! That got a cackle  out of him .  .. and a few dry sobs.  I might as
well have said limburger cheese. But General Ivolgin means  something to him
... something  crazy. Limburger cheese  would  be too sober, too banal. It's
all limburger cheese, however,  including General Ivolgin,  the poor drunken
sap. General Ivolgin was  evolved out of Dostoievski's limburger cheese, his
own private brand.  That means a certain flavour, a certain label. So people
recognize  it  when they smell it,  taste it.  But  what  made this  General
Ivolgin limburger cheese?  Why, whatever made  limburger  cheese, which is x
and therefore unknowable. And so therefore?  Therefore nothing... nothing at
all. Full stop - or eke a leap in the dark and no coming back.
     As I was taking my pants off I suddenly remembered what the bastard had
told me. I looked at my cock and it looked just as innocent  as ever. "Don't
tell me you've got the syph," I said, holding it in my hand and squeezing it
a  bit as though I might see a bit of pus squirting out. No,  I didn't think
there was  much chance of having  the syph. I wasn't born under that kind of
star.  The  clap, yes,  that was possible. Everybody had the dap sometime or
other. But not syph! I knew he'd wish it on me  if he could, just to make me
realize what suffering was. But I  couldn't be bothered  obliging him. I was
born a dumb and lucky guy. I yawned. It was all so much god-damned limburger
cheese  that syph  or  no syph,  I thought to myself, if she's up to it I'll
tear off another piece and call it a day. But evidently she wasn't up to it.
She was for turning her ass on me. So I just lay there with a stiff prick up
against her ass and I gave it to her by mental  telepathy. And by Jesus, she
must have gotten the  message sound asleep though she was, because it wasn't
any trouble going in by the stable door and besides I didn't have to look at
her face which was one hell of a relief. I thought to myself, as  I gave her
the  last hook and  whistle - "me lad it's limburger cheese and  now you can
turn over and snore ..."
     It seemed as if it would  go on  forever, the  sex and death chant. The
very next afternoon at  the office I received a telephone call  from my wife
saying that her friend Arline had just been taken to the insane asylum. They
were friends from  the convent school in  Canada where they had both studied
music and the art of masturbation. I had  met the whole flock of them little
by little, including Sister Antolina who wore a truss and who apparently was
the  high  priestess of the  cult of Fonanism. They  had all  had a crush on
Sister Antolina at one time or another. And Arline with the chocolate eclair
mug wasn't the first of the little group to go to the insane asylum. I don't
say it was masturbation that drove them there  but certainly the  atmosphere
of the  convent  had something to do  with it. They were  all spoiled in the
egg.
     Before the afternoon was  over my old  friend  MacGregor walked  in. He
arrived looking glum as usual and  complaining about the  advent of old age,
though he was hardly past thirty. When I told him about  Arline he seemed to
liven up  a bit. He said he always knew there was  something wrong with her.
Why?  Because when  he  tried  to force her  one night  she  began  to  weep
hysterically. It wasn't  the weeping so much  as what she said. She said she
had sinned against the Holy Ghost and for that she would have to lead a life
of  continence. Recalling the incident he  began to  laugh in his  mirthless
way. "I said to her -well you don't  need to do it if you don't want... just
hold it in your hand.  Jesus, when I said  that I thought she'd go clean off
her nut. She  said I was trying to soil  her innocence  - that's the way she
put it. And at the same time she took it in her hand and  she squeezed it so
hard I damned near fainted. Weeping all the while, too. And still harping on
the Holy Ghost and  her 'innocence'. I  remembered what you told me once and
so  I gave her a sound slap in the  jaw. It  worked like magic.  She quieted
down  after  a  bit, enough to  let me  slip  it  in, and then the real  fun
commenced. Listen,  did you  ever  fuck a  crazy  woman? It's  something  to
experience. From the instant I got it in she started talking a  blue streak.
I  can't describe it to you exactly, but it  was almost as though she didn't
know I was fucking her. Listen, I don't know whether you've ever had a woman
eat an  apple  while you  were  doing  it... well, you can imagine how  that
affects you.  This one was  a thousand times worse.  It got on my nerves  so
that I  began  to think I  was a little  queer myself . .  . And  now here's
something you'll hardly  believe,  but  I'm telling  you the truth. You know
what she did when we got through? She put her arms around me and she thanked
me ... Wait, that isn't all. Then she got out of bed and she knelt down  and
offered up a  prayer for my  soul. Jesus, I  remember that  so well. 'Please
make Mac a better Christian,' she said. And  me lying there with a limp cock
listening to her. I didn't know whether I was dreaming or what. 'Please make
Mac a better Christian!' Can you beat that?
     "What are you doing to-night?" he added cheerfully.
     "Nothing special," I said.
     "Then come along with me. I've got a gal I want you to meet... 

Paula,

 I
picked her up at the Roseland a few nights ago. She's not crazy - she's just
a nymphomaniac. I want to  see  you dance with her. It'll be a treat... just
to watch you. Listen, if you don't shoot  off  in your pants when she starts
wiggling, well then I'm a son of  a bitch. Come on, close the  joint. What's
the use of farting around in this place?"
     There was a lot of time to kill before going to the Roseland so we went
to a little hole in the wall over near Seventh Avenue. Before the war it was
a French joint; now it was a speak-easy run by a couple of wops. There was a
tiny bar near the  door and in the back  a little  room with a sawdust floor
and a slot machine for music.  The idea was that we were to have a couple of
drinks and then eat. That was the  

idea.

 Knowing  him as I did,  however,  I
wasn't at  all sure that  we would  be going to the Roseland together.  If a
woman should come along who pleased his fancy - and for that she didn't have
to  be either beautiful or sound  of wind and limb - I knew he'd leave me in
the lurch  and  beat it.  The only  thing that concerned me, when I was with
him, was to  make sure  in advance that he  had enough money  to pay for the
drinks  we ordered. And, of  course, never  to let him out of my sight until
the drinks were paid for.
     The   first   drink  or  two  always  plunged  him  into  reminiscence.
Reminiscences of cunt to be  sure. His  reminiscences were  reminiscent of a
story he had told me once and which made an indelible impression upon me. It
was about a Scotchman on his deathbed. Just as he was about to pass away his
wife,  seeing him struggling to  say something bends over him  tenderly  and
says - "What is  it. Jock, what is it ye're trying to say?" And Jock, with a
last effort, raises himself wearily and says:
     "Just cunt... cunt... cunt."
     That  was  always  the  opening  theme,  and  the  ending  theme,  with
MacGregor. It  was his way  of saying 

-futility.

 The leitmotif was  disease,
because  between fucks,  as it were, he  worried his  head off, or rather he
worried  the head off his cock. It was  the most natural thing in the world,
at the  end of an evening, for  him  to say - "come  on upstairs a minute, I
want  to show you my cock." From taking it out and looking at it and washing
it  and  scrubbing it a dozen  times  a day  naturally his  cock was  always
swollen and inflamed. Every now and then he went to the doctor and he had it
sounded. Or, just  to relieve him, the doctor would give him a little box of
salve and tell him not to drink so  much. This would cause no end of debate,
because as he would say  to me, "if the salve is any good  why  do I have to
stop drinking?" Or, "if I stopped drinking altogether do you  think  I would
need  to use  the salve?" Of course,  whatever I recommended went in one ear
and out  the other.  He had to  worry  about something  and  the  penis  was
certainly good food for worry. Sometimes he  worried about his scalp. He had
dandruff, as most everybody has, and when his cock was in good  condition he
forgot  about that and he worried  about his scalp.  Or else his  chest. The
moment he  thought  about  his  chest he  would  start  to  cough. And  such
coughing! As though he were in the  last stages of consumption. And when  he
was  running after a  woman  he was as nervous and  irritable  as a  cat. He
couldn't get her quickly enough. The moment he had her he was worrying about
how to  get rid of her. They all had something wrong with them, some trivial
little thing, usually, which took the edge off his appetite.
     He  was rehearsing all this as we  sat  in the gloom  of the back room.
After a  couple of drinks he  got up, as usual,  to go to the toilet, and on
his  way he dropped  a  coin in the  slot machine and  the jiggers  began to
jiggle and with  that he perked up and  pointing  to  the glasses  he  said:
"Order another round!" He came back from the  toilet looking extraordinarily
complacent, whether because he  had relieved  his  bladder or because he had
run into  a  girl in the hallway,  I don't  know. Anyhow, as he sat down, he
started in on another tack - very  composed now and very serene, almost like
a philosopher.  "You  know,  Henry,  we're getting  on  in years. You  and I
oughtn't to  be frittering  our time away like  this. If we're ever going to
amount to anything it's high time we started in..." I had been hearing  this
line for years  now and  I  knew what the upshot would  be. This  was just a
little parenthesis  while he calmly glanced about the room and decided which
bimbo was the least sottish-looking. While he discoursed about the miserable
failure  of  our lives  his  feet were dancing  and  his  eyes were  getting
brighter and brighter. It  would happen as  it always happened, that just as
he was saying  - "Now you take Woodruff, for instance. He'll never get ahead
because he's  just  a  natural mean scrounging son of a bitch..." - just  at
such a moment, as I say it would happen that some drunken cow in passing the
table would catch his eye and without the slightest pause he would interrupt
his  narrative to say "hello kid, why  don't you sit down and  have  a drink
with us?" And  as a drunken bitch like that never travels alone, but  always
in pairs, why she'd  respond with a "Certainly, can I bring my friend over?"
And MacGregor, as though he were the  most gallant  chap in the world, would
say  "Why sure, why not?  What's her  name?" And then, tugging at my sleeve,
he'd bend over and whisper:
     "Don't you beat it on me, do you hear? We'll give 'em one drink and get
rid of them, see?"
     And, as it always happened, one drink  led to another  and the bill was
getting  too high  and  he  couldn't see why  he should waste his money on a
couple of bums so you go out first, Henry, and  pretend  you're buying  some
medicine and I'll follow in a few minutes ...  but wait for me, you son of a
bitch, don't leave me in the  lurch like you did  the last  time. And like I
always did, when I got outside I walked away as  fast as my legs would carry
me,  laughing to myself  and  thanking my lucky stars that I had gotten away
from him  as easily as I had. With all those drinks under my  belt it didn't
matter much where my feet were dragging me. Broadway lit up just as crazy as
ever and the crowd thick  as molasses. Just fling  yourself into it  like an
ant and let yourself get pushed  along. Everybody doing it, some  for a good
reason  and  some  for  no  reason  at  all.  All  this  push  and  movement
representing action,  success, get ahead. Stop and look  at  shoes  or fancy
shirts, the  new fall overcoat, wedding rings  at  98  cents a piece.  Every
other joint a food emporium.
     Every  time I hit that runway towards dinner hour a fever of expectancy
seized me. It's only a stretch of a few blocks from Times Square to Fiftieth
Street, and when one says Broadway that's all that's really meant  and  it's
really nothing, just a chicken run and a  lousy one at that, but at seven in
the evening when everybody's rushing for a table there's a sort  of electric
crackle  in  the  air  and your hair  stands on end like an antennae  and if
you're receptive  you not only  get  every bash  and flicker but you get the
statistical itch,  the  

quid  pro  quo

  of  the  interactive,  interstitial,
ectoplasmatic quantum  of bodies  jostling  in space  like  the  stars which
compose the Milky Way, only this is the Gay White Way, the top  of the world
with no roof and not even a crack or  a hole under your feet to fall through
and say it's a lie.  The absolute impersonality of it brings you  to a pitch
of warm human delirium which makes you run  forward like a blind nag and wag
your delirious ears. Every  one is so utterly, confoundedly not himself that
you  become  automatically  the personification  of  the  whole human  race,
shaking  hands with  a  thousand  human  hands,  cackling  with  a  thousand
different   human  tongues,  cursing,   applauding,   whistling,   crooning,
soliloquizing,  orating, gesticulating, urinating,  fecundating,  wheedling,
cajoling,  whimpering,  bartering, pimping,  caterwauling, and so on and  so
forth. You are all the men who ever lived  up to Moses, and  beyond that you
are a woman buying a hat, or a  bird cage, or just a mouse trap. You can lie
in wait in a show-window, like a  fourteen carat gold ring, or you can climb
the  side of  a  building  like  a  human fly,  but nothing  will  stop  the
procession, not even umbrellas flying at lightning speed,  nor double-decked
walruses marching calmly to the oyster banks. Broadway, such as I see it now
and have seen it for twenty-five years,  is a ramp that was conceived by St.
Thomas Aquinas while  he was yet in the womb. It was meant  originally to be
used only  by snakes  and lizards, by the homed toad and the  red heron, but
when the great Spanish Armada was  sunk  the human kind  wriggled out of the
ketch and slopped  over, creating by a sort of foul, ignominious  squirm and
wiggle the  cunt-like cleft  that runs from the Battery  south to  the  golf
links  north through  the  dead and wormy  centre  of Manhattan Island. From
Times  Square to Fiftieth  Street  all  that  St.  Thomas Aquinas forgot  to
include in his  magnum opus is  here included,  which is  to say among other
things, hamburger  sandwiches,  collar buttons, poodle dogs, slot  machines,
grey  bowlers, typewriter  ribbons, oranges  sticks, free  toilets, sanitary
napkins,  mint  jujubes, billiard  balls, chopped onions,  crinkled doylies,
manholes, chewing  gum,  sidecars  and  sour-balls,  cellophane, cord tyres,
magnetos, horse liniment, cough drops, feenamint, and that feline opacity of
the  hysterically  endowed  eunuch  who marches to the  soda fountain with a
sawed off shotgun between his legs. The before-dinner atmosphere, the  blend
of patchouli, warm pitchblende, iced electricity, sugared sweat and powdered
urine  drives one on to a fever  of delirious expectancy. Christ will  never
more come down to earth nor will  there be  any law-giver, nor  will  murder
cease  nor  theft,  nor  rape, and yet...  and yet  one  expects  something,
something  terrifyingly  marvellous and  absurd, perhaps a cold lobster with
mayonnaise  served gratis,  perhaps an invention,  like the  electric light,
like television,  only more devastating,  more soul  rending,  an  invention
unthinkable that  will bring  a  shattering calm and void, not  the calm and
void  of death but  of  life  such as the monks  dreamed, such as is dreamed
still in the Himalayas,  in Tibet,  in Lahore, in the  Aleutian Islands,  in
Polynesia, in Easter Island, the  dream of men  before the flood, before the
word was written, the  dream of cave men and anthropophagists, of those with
double  sex  and short tails, of those who are said  to be crazy and have no
way of defending themselves  because they are outnumbered  by  those who are
not crazy.  Cold energy  trapped by cunning  brutes  and then  set free like
explosive rockets, wheels, intricately interwheeled to give  the illusion of
force and speed some for light, some for power, some for motion, words wired
by maniacs and mounted like fake teeth,  perfect,  and repulsive  as lepers,
ingratiating,  soft,  slippery, nonsensical movement, vertical,  horizontal,
circular, between  walls  and  through walls, for pleasure, for barter,  for
crime; for sex;
     all light,  movement,  power  impersonally  conceived,  generated,  and
distributed throughout a choked,  cunt-like  deft intended to dazzle and awe
the savage,  the yokel, the  alien, but nobody  dazzled  or  awed,  this one
hungry, that one lecherous, all one and the same  and no different from  the
savage, the  yokel,  the alien,  except  for odds and ends, bric-a-brac, the
soapsuds of thought,  the  sawdust of the  mind.  In the  same  cunty  deft,
trapped  and  undazzled, millions  have  walked  before me, among them  one,
Blaise Cendrars, who afterwards flew to  the moon, thence back  to earth and
up the Orinoco impersonating a wild  man but  actually sound  as  a  button,
though no  longer vulnerable, no longer  mortal, a  splendiferous  hulk of a
poem dedicated  to  the archipelago  of insomnia. Of  those with  fever  few
hatched,  among  them  myself  still  unhatched, but  pervious and maculate,
knowing  with  quiet  ferocity  the ennui of  ceaseless drift and  movement.
Before dinner the slat and chink of sky light softly percolating through the
boned grey  dome,  the  vagrant  hemispheres  spored  with blue-egged nuclei
coagulating,  ramifying,  in  the one  basket  lobsters,  in  the  other the
germination  of a  world antiseptically personal and  absolute.  Out of  the
manholes, grey with the underground life, men of the  future world saturated
with shit, the iced electricity biting into them like rats, the day done  in
and darkness coming on like the cool, refreshing shadows of the sewers. Like
a  soft prick  slipping out  of  an  overheated cunt I, the still unhatched,
making a few abortive wriggles, but  either not dead and soft enough or else
sperm-free  and  skating ad  astra,  for  it  is  still  not  dinner  and  a
peristaltic frenzy  takes possession  of the  upper colon, the  hypo-gastric
region, the  umbilical and the post-pineal lobe. Boiled alive, the  lobsters
swim in ice, giving no quarter and asking  no quarter, simply motionless and
unmotivated  in  the  ice-watered  ennui  of  death,  life  drifting by  the
show-window  muffled  in  desolation,  a  sorrowful  scurvy  eaten  away  by
ptomaine, the frozen glass of the window cutting like a jack-knife, dean and
no remainder.
     Life  drifting by  the show-window  ... I too as much a part of life as
the lobster, the fourteen carat ring, the horse liniment, but very difficult
to establish the fact, the fact being  that  life is merchandise with a bill
of lading  attached,  what I  choose  to eat being more important than I the
eater, each one eating the other and consequently eating, 

the verb

  ruler of
the roost. In  the  act of eating the  host is violated and justice defeated
tempor- arily. The plate  and what's on it, through  the  predatory power of
the  intestinal  apparatus, commands attention and unifies the spirit, first
hypnotizing  it,  then  slowly  swallowing  it, then  masticating  it,  then
absorbing it. The spiritual part of the being passes off like a scum, leaves
absolutely no evidence or trace of its passage, vanishes, vanishes even more
completely than a point in space after a mathematical discourse.  The fever,
which may return tomorrow, bears the same relation to life as the mercury in
a thermometer bears to heat.  Fever will not  make life  heat, which is what
was to  have been proved and  thus consecrates the meat balls and spaghetti.
To  chew  while thousands  chew,  each  chew  an  act of  murder, gives  the
necessary social cast  from which  you look out the window and see that even
human  kind can  be slaughtered  justly, or maimed,  or starved, or tortured
because,  while  chewing, the  mere advantage  of sitting  in  a  chair with
clothes on, wiping  the mouth  with napkin, enables you to comprehend,  what
the wisest men  have never  been able to comprehend, namely that there is no
other  way  of life possible, said  wise men often, disdaining to use chair,
clothes  or napkin.  Thus  men scurrying through a  cunty deft  of a  street
called Broadway every day at regular hours, in  search of this or that, tend
to establish this and  that, which is exactly  the method of mathematicians,
logicians, physicists, astronomers  and such like. The proof is the fact and
the fact  has no meaning except what is given  to it by  those who establish
the facts.
     The meat balk devoured, the paper napkin carefully thrown on the floor,
belching  a trifle and  not knowing  why or  whither, I step out into the 24
carat sparkle and with the theatre pack. This time I wander through the side
streets  following a  blind man with an accordion.  Now and then I  sit on a
stoop and listen to an aria. At the opera, the music makes no sense; here in
the street  it has  just the right  demented touch to give it poignancy. The
woman who accompanies the blind  man  holds a tin cup in her hands;  he is a
part  of  life  too like  the tin  cup, like the  music  of Verdi,  like the
Metropolitan Opera House. Everybody  and everything is a  part of life,  but
when  they have all been added together, still somehow it is not life.  

When
is it
     life

, I  ask myself, 

and  why  not now

? The blind  man wanders on and I
remain  sitting  on the stoop. The  meat balls  were rotten:  the coffee was
lousy, the butter was rancid. Everything I look at is rotten, lousy, rancid.
The street is like a bad breath; the next  street is the  same, and the next
and the next. At the comer the blind man stops again and plays  "Home to Our
Mountains". I find a piece  of chewing gum in my pocket  -1 chew it. I  chew
for  the sake of chewing. There is absolutely nothing better to do unless it
were to make a decision, which is impossible.  The stoop  is comfortable and
nobody is bothering me. I am part of the world, of life, as they say,  and I
belong and I don't belong.
     I sit on  the stoop for an hour or  so, mooning.  I  come  to  the same
conclusions  I  always come to when  I  have  a minute to think for  myself.
Either I must go home immediately and start to  write or I must run away and
start a wholly new life. The thought of beginning a book terrifies me: there
is so much to tell that I don't  know where or how to begin. The thought  of
running  away and  beginning all over again is  equally terrifying: it means
working like  a nigger  to  keep body  and soul  together.  For a man of  my
temperament, the world being what  it is,  there  is  absolutely no hope, no
solution. Even if  I 

could

  write the book I want to write nobody would take
it  -1  know  my compatriots only  too  well. Even if I 

could

 begin again it
would  be no  use, because fundamentally  I have  no desire to work  and  no
desire  to become a useful  member of society. I  sit  there staring  at the
house across  the way. It  seems  not only ugly and senseless, like  all the
other houses on  the  street,  but  from staring at it so intently,  it  has
suddenly become absurd. The idea of constructing a place of  shelter in that
particular way strikes me as absolutely insane.  The  city itself strikes me
as  a piece  of the highest insanity, everything about  it, sewers, elevated
lines,  slot machines, newspapers, telephones, cops, doorknobs, flop houses,
screens, toilet paper, everything. Everything could just as well not  be and
not  only nothing  lost  by a whole universe gained. I  look  at  the people
brushing by  me  to  see  if by  chance  one  of  them  might agree with me.
Supposing I intercepted one of them  and just  asked him a  simple question.
Supposing I just said to him  suddenly: 

"Why do you go on living the way you
do?"

 He would  probably call a cop. I ask myself - does any one ever talk to
himself the way I  do? I ask myself if there isn't something wrong  with me.
The only conclusion I can come to is 

that I am different.

  And that's a very
grave matter,  view  it how you will. Henry, I say to myself, rising  slowly
from the stoop, stretching myself, brushing my trousers and spitting out the
gum. Henry,  I say  to  myself, you are young  yet,  you are  just a  spring
chicken  and if  you let  them get you by the balls you're an  idiot because
you're a better man than any of  them only you need to get rid of your false
notions  about humanity.  You have  to  realize Henry  me  boy,  that you're
dealing  with cut-throats, with  cannibals, only they're dressed-up, shaved,
perfumed,  but that's all they are -  cut-throats, cannibals. The best thing
for you to do now. Henry, is to go and  get yourself a frosted chocolate and
when you sit at the soda fountain keep your eyes peeled and forget about the
destiny of man because you  might still find yourself  a nice lay and a good
dean lay will dean your ballbearing out and leave a good taste in your mouth
whereas this only brings  on dyspepsia, dandruff,  halitosis,  encephalitis.
And while I'm soothing myself thus a guy comes up to me to bum a dime and  I
hand  him a quarter for good measure thinking to myself that if I  had had a
little more sense I'd have had a  juicy  pork chop with that instead  of the
lousy meat balls but what  the  difference now it's all food and food  makes
energy and energy is  what makes the world go round. Instead  of the frosted
chocolate I keep walking and soon I'm exactly where I intended to be all the
time,  which is front of the ticket window of the Roseland. And  now. Henry,
says I to myself,  if you're lucky  your old pal MacGregor will be  here and
first hell bawl the shit out of you for running away and then he'll lend you
a  five-spot, and if you just  hold your  breath while  climbing  the stairs
maybe you'll see the nymphomaniac too  and you'll get a dry fuck. Enter very
calmly. Henry, and keep your eyes peeled! And I enter as per instructions on
velvet toes,  checking my hat and  urinating a little as a matter of course,
then  slowly  redescending  the  stairs and sizing up  the  taxi  girls  all
diaphanously  gowned,  powdered,  perfumed,  looking  fresh  and  alert  but
probably bored as hell and leg weary. Into each  and every one of them, as I
shuffle about, I throw  an imaginary fuck.  The place is just plastered with
cunt  and  fuck  and that's why I'm reasonably sure  to find my  old  friend
MacGregor  here. The way I no longer think about the condition  of the world
is marvellous. I mention it because for a  moment, just while I was studying
a  juicy  ass, I  had a relapse. I  almost went into a trance again.  I  was
thinking,  Christ help me,  that maybe  I ought  to beat  it and go home and
begin  the book. A terrifying  thought! Once I spent a whole evening sitting
in a chair  and saw nothing and heard nothing. I must have  written  a  good
sized book  before  I  woke  up.  Better not to  sit down.  Better  to  keep
circulating. Henry, what you ought  to do is  to  come here some time with a
lot of dough and just see how  far it'll  take you. I mean a  hundred or two
hundred bucks, and  spend it  like  water  and say yes  to  everything.  The
haughty looking one with the  statuesque figure, I bet she'd  squirm like an
eel if her palm  were well greased. Supposing  she said -  

twenty bucks!

 and
you  could  say 

Sure!

  Supposing you  could  say  - Listen,  I've  got a car
downstairs ... let's run down to Atlantic  City for a few days. Henry, there
ain't  no car  and  there ain't  no twenty bucks.  

Don't  sit  down

 ... 

keep
moving.

     At the rail  which fences off the floor I stand and  watch them sailing
around.  This is no harmless recreation... this is serious business. At each
end of the floor there is a sign reading "No Improper Dancing Allowed". Well
and good. No harm in placing a sign at each end of the floor. In Pompei they
probably hung  a phallus up.  This is  the American way.  It  means the same
thing. I mustn't  think about  Pompei or I'll be sitting down and  writing a
book  again.  

Keep  moving  Henry.  Keep your  mind  on  the  music.

 I  keep
struggling to imagine what a lovely time I would have had if I had the price
of  a string  of tickets,  but the more  I  struggle the more  I  slip back.
Finally  I'm standing knee-deep in the lava beds and the gas is  choking me.
It  wasn't  the  lava  that killed the Pompeians, it was the poison gas that
predpitated the eruption. That's how the  lava  caught  them  in such  queer
poses, with  their pants  down,  as  it were. If suddenly all New York  were
caught that way - what a museum it would make!  My friend MacGregor standing
at the sink  scrubbing his cock... the abortionists on  the East Side caught
red-handed ... the nuns laying in bed  and masturbating  one another ... the
auctioneer with  an alarm  in  his  hand  ... the  telephone  girls  at  the
switchboard ... J.  P. Morganana sitting on the toilet  bowl placidly wiping
his  ass ...  the  dicks with rubber  hoses  giving  the  third  degree  ...
strippers giving the last strip and tease...
     Standing knee-deep in the lava beds  and my eyes choked with sperm;  J.
P. Morganana is placidly wiping his ass  while the telephone girls  plug the
switchboards, while dicks with rubber hoses practice the third degree, while
my old friend MacGregor scrubs the germs out of his cock and sweetens it and
examines  it under the microscope. Everybody is caught with his  pants down,
including  the  strip  teasers  who wear no pants, no beards, no moustaches,
just a little patch to cover  their twinkling little cunts.  Sister Antolina
lying in the convent bed, her guts trussed up, her  arms  akimbo and waiting
for  the  Resurrection,  waiting, waiting  for  life without hernia, without
intercourse,  without  sin,  without  evil, meanwhile  nibbling a few animal
crackers,  a pimento, some fancy olives,  a little head cheese. The Jew-boys
on the East  Side, in Harlem, the Bronx, Carnarsie, Bronville,  opening  and
dosing the  trapdoors,  pulling  out  arms  and legs,  turning  the  sausage
machine, dogging up  the drains, working like fury for cash down and if  you
let a peep out of you out you  go. With eleven  hundred tickets in my pocket
and  a  Rolls  Royce  waiting  for  me  downstairs  I could  have  the  most
excruciatingly  marvellous time, throwing  a  fuck  into  each  and everyone
respectively  regardless of age,  sex, race, religion, nationality, birth or
breeding. There is no solution for a man like myself,  I being what I am and
the world being what it is. The world  is divided into three  parts of which
two parts are meat balls and spaghetti and  the other part a huge syphilitic
chancre.  The haughty  one  with  the statuesque figure is  probably a  cold
turkey fuck, a sort of 

con anonyme

 plastered  with  gold leaf and  tin foil.
Beyond  despair  and  disillusionment  there is always  the absence of worse
things and the emoluments of ennui. Nothing is lousier and emptier than  the
midst of  bright gaiety clicked by the  mechanical  eye  of  the  mechanical
epoch, life maturating  in  a black  box,  a negative tickled  with  add and
yielding a momentaneous simulacrum of nothingness. At the outermost limit of
this momentaneous nothingness my friend MacGregor arrives and is standing by
my side and with him  is  the  one he  was  talking about,  the nymphomaniac
called   Paula.  She  has  the  loose,   jaunty  swing  and  perch   of  the
double-barrelled sex, all her  movements radiating from the groin, always in
equilibrium, always ready to  flow, to wind and twist, and  clutch, the eyes
going tic-toc,  the toes  twitching and twinkling, the flesh rippling like a
lake furrowed  by a breeze. This is the incarnation  of the hallucination of
sex, the sea nymph squirming  in the  maniac's arms. I watch the two of them
as they move spasmodically inch by inch around the floor;  they move like an
octopus working up  a rut. Between the dangling tentacles the music shimmers
and flashes, now breaks in a  cascade of sperm and  rose water,  forms again
into  an oily spout, a column  standing  erect without feet, collapses again
like chalk,  leaving  the  upper part  of the leg  phosphorescent,  a  zebra
standing in a pool of golden marshmallow, one leg striped, the other molten.
A  gold marshmallow  octopus with rubber  hinges and molten hooves,  its sex
undone and twisted into a knot. On the sea  floor the oysters are  doing the
St.  Vitus dance,  some with lockjaw,  some with  double-jointed  knees. The
music is  sprinkled with rat poison, with the rattlesnake's  venom, with the
fetid breath of  the gardenia, the spittle  of the  sacred yak, the bolloxed
sweat of the musk-rat, the leper's sugar-coated nostalgia.  The  music is  a
diarrhoea, a  lake of gasolene,  stagnant with cockroaches  and stale  horse
piss.  The drooling  notes are the  foam and dribble  of the epileptic,  the
night sweat  of the fornicating nigger frigged by the Jew. All America is in
the trombone's smear, that  frazzled  brokendown whinny of the gangrened sea
cows  stationed off Point Loma, Pawtucket, Cape Hatteras, Labrador, Camarsie
and  intermediate points. The octopus is dancing  like a  rubber  dick - the
rhumba of Spuyten Duyvil  

inedit.

 Laura the nympho is  doing the rhumba, her
sex exfoliated and twisted like a cow's tail. In the  belly of  the trombone
lies the American  soul farting its contented  heart  out.  Nothing goes  to
waste - not the least spit  of a  fart. In  the golden  marshmallow dream of
happiness, in the dance  of sodden piss and  gasolene, the great soul of the
American  continent  gallops like  an octopus,  all  the sails unfurled, the
hatches down,  the  engine whirring like  a dynamo. The  great  dynamic soul
caught in the click of the camera's eye, in the heat of rut, bloodless as  a
fish, slippery  as mucus, the soul  of the  people miscegenating on the  sea
floor, pop-eyed  with  longing, harrowed  with  lust. The  dance of Saturday
night, of cantaloupes rotting in the garbage  pail,  of fresh green snot and
slimy unguents for the  tender  parts. The dance of the slot-machine and the
monsters who invent them. The dance of  the gat and the  slugs who use them.
The  dance of the blackjack  and  the pricks who batter brains to a polypous
pulp. The dance of the magneto world, the spark that unsparks, the soft purr
of  the  perfect mechanism, the velocity race on a  turntable, the dollar at
par and the  forests dead  and mutilated. The Saturday  night of the  soul's
hollow dance, each jumping jigger a  functional unit in the St. Vitus' dance
of the ringworm's dream. Laura 

the

 nympho  brandishing her  cunt, her  sweet
rose-petal  lips  toothed  with  ballbearing clutches,  her  ass  balled and
socketed. Inch by inch, millimetre by .millimetre they shove the  copulating
corpse around. And then  crash! Like  pulling  a switch  the  music suddenly
stops  and with  the stoppage the dancers come apart, arms and legs  intact,
like tea leaves dropping to the bottom  of the cup. Now the air is blue with
words, a slow sizzle as of fish  on the griddle. The chaff of the empty soul
rising like monkey  chatter in  the topmost branches of  the  trees. The air
blue with words passing  out through the ventilators,  coming back again  in
sleep through corrugated funnels and smokestacks,  winged like the antelope,
striped like the zebra, now lying quiet as the mollusc, now spitting  flame.
Laura the nympho cold as  a statue, her parts eaten away, her hair musically
enraptured. On  the  brink of sleep Laura stands with muted  lips, her words
falling like  pollen through a fog. The Laura of Petrarque seated in a taxi,
each  word  ringing  through  the  cash  register,   then  sterilized,  then
cauterized. Laura the basilisk  made entirely  of asbestos,  walking  to the
fiery stake with a mouth full of gum. Hunkydory is the word on her lips. The
heavy fluted Ups of  the sea-shell.  Laura's lips, the lips of lost  Uranian
love. All  floating shadow-ward  through  the  slanting fog. Last  murmuring
dregs  of shell-like lips slipping  off the Labrador coast,  oozing eastward
with the mud tides, easing starward in the iodine drift. Lost Laura, last of
the Petrarques, slowly fading on the brink of sleep. Not grey the world, but
lustlack, the light bamboo sleep of spoon-backed innocence.
     And tins in the  black frenzied nothingness of  the  hollow  of absence
leaves  a gloomy feeling of saturated despondency not unlike the topmost tip
of desperation  which is only the  gay juvenile  maggot of death's exquisite
rupture  with life. From this inverted  cone of ecstasy life will rise again
into  prosaic skyscraper  eminence, dragging me by the hair and teeth, lousy
with howling empty joy, the animated foetus of the unborn death maggot lying
in wait for rot and putrefaction.
     Sunday morning the telephone wakes me up. It's my friend Maxie Schnadig
announcing  the death of our friend  Luke Ralston. Maxie has assumed a truly
sorrowful tone of voice which rubs me the wrong way. He says Luke was such a
swell guy. That too sounds the wrong note  for me because while Luke was all
right, he was  only so-so,  not  precisely what you might  call a swell guy.
Luke was an ingrown fairy  and finally, when I got to know him intimately, a
big pain in the ass. I told Maxie that over the telephone: I could tell from
the  way he answered  me that he  didn't like it very much. He said Luke had
always been a friend to me.  It was true  enough, but  it wasn't enough. The
truth  was  that  I  was  really  glad Luke had kicked off  at the opportune
moment:  it  meant that I could forget  about the hundred and fifty  dollars
which I owed him In fact, as I hung up the receiver I really felt joyous. It
was a  tremendous relief not to have to pay that debt. As for Luke's demise,
that didn't disturb me in  the least. On the contrary, it would enable me to
pay a visit to his sister, Lottie,  whom I always wanted  to  lay  but never
could for  one  reason or another. Now I  could see myself going up there in
the middle of the day and offering her my condolences. Her husband  would be
at the office and there would be nothing to  interfere. I saw myself putting
my arms around her  and comforting  her; nothing like tackling  a woman when
she is in sorrow. I could see her opening  her eyes wide -she had beautiful,
large  grey eyes -  as I moved her towards the couch. She  was the  sort  of
woman who would give you a fuck while pretending to be talking music or some
such  thing. She didn't like the naked reality, the bare facts, so to speak.
At  the same time  she'd have enough presence of mind to  slip a towel under
her so as not to stain the couch.  I knew her inside  out. I  knew that  the
best time to get her was now, now while she was running up a little fever of
emotion  over dear dead Luke  -whom she didn't think  much  of,  by the way.
Unfortunately it was Sunday and the husband would be sure to be home. I went
back to bed  and I lay 

there

 thinking  first about Luke  and all that he had
done for me  and then  about  her,  Lottie. Lottie Somers was  her name - it
always seemed  a beautiful name to me. It matched  her  perfectly. Luke  was
stiff as a  poker, with a sort  of  skull and bones face, and impeccable and
just  beyond  words. She was  just the opposite  - soft, round, spoke with a
drawl,  caressed her  words, moved languidly, used her eyes effectively. One
would never take  them for  brother and sister. I got so worked  up thinking
about  her that I tried to tackle the wife. But that poor  bastard, with her
Puritanical complex, pretended to be horrified. She liked Luke. She wouldn't
say that he was a swell guy, because that wasn't like her, but she  insisted
that  he  was  genuine, loyal,  a true  friend, etc. I had  so  many  loyal,
genuine,  true friends  that that was all horse shit to me. Finally  we  got
into such an argument over Luke  that she got an hysterical attack and began
to weep and sob - in bed, mind you. That made me hungry. The idea of weeping
before breakfast  seemed monstrous to me. I  went  downstairs  and  I  fixed
myself a wonderful breakfast, and as I put it away I was laughing to myself,
about Luke,  about  the hundred  and  fifty bucks that his sudden death  had
wiped off  the slate, about Lottie and the way she would look at me when the
moment  came . . . and  finally, the most absurd of all, I thought of Maxie,
Maxie Schnadig, the faithful friend of Luke, standing  at the grave  with  a
big wreath and perhaps throwing a  handful of earth  on  the  coffin just as
they were  lowering it. Somehow  that  seemed just too stupid for  words.  I
don't  know  why  it should seem so  ridiculous, but  it  did.  Maxie  was a
simpleton. I  tolerated him  only because  he was good  for a touch  now and
then. And then too there was his sister Rita. I used to let him invite me to
his home  occasionally, pretending that I was interested in  his brother who
was  deranged. It was always a good meal and the halfwitted brother was real
entertainment. He looked like a chimpanzee and he talked like one too. Maxie
was too simple  to suspect that  I was merely  enjoying myself; he thought I
took a genuine interest in his brother.
     It was a  beautiful Sunday and  I had  as usual about  a quarter in  my
pocket. I  walked along wondering where to go to make a touch.  Not that  it
was difficult to scrape up a little dough, no,  but the thing was to get the
dough and beat it without being bored stiff. I could think of  a  dozen guys
right in the neighbourhood, guys who would fork it out without a murmur, but
it  would  mean a  long  conversation  afterwards  -  about  art,  religion,
politics. Another thing I could do, which I  had done over and over again in
a pinch, was to visit  the telegraph offices,  pretending to pay  a friendly
visit of inspection and then, at the last minute, suggesting that they rifle
the till for a buck or so until the morrow. That would involve time and even
worse conversation. Thinking it over coldly and calculatingly I decided that
the best bet was my little friend Curley up in Harlem. If Curley didn't have
the  money he would filch it from his mother's purse. I knew I could rely on
him. He would want to accompany me, of course, but I could always find a way
of ditching him before  the evening was over. He was only a kid and I didn't
have to be too delicate with him.
     What I liked about Curley was, that although only a kid  of  seventeen,
he had absolutely no moral sense, no  scruples, no shame.  He had come to me
as a boy of fourteen  looking for a job as messenger. His parents, who  were
then in  South America, had shipped him to New  York in care  of an aunt who
seduced  him  almost  immediately. He had never been to  school  because the
parents were always  travelling; they were  carnival  people who worked "the
griffs and the grinds", as he put it. The father had  been in prison several
times. He was not his real father, by the way.  Anyway, Curley came to me as
a mere lad who was in need of help,  in need of a friend more than anything.
At first I thought I could do something  for him. Everybody took a liking to
hira  immediately,  especially  the women. He became the  pet of the office.
Before long, however, I realized that he was incomgible, that at the best he
had the makings of a clever criminal. I liked  him, however, and I continued
to  do things  for  him, but I never trusted him out of  my sight. I think I
liked  him particularly because  he  had absolutely  no  sense of honour. He
would do anything  in the world for  me and at  the same  time  betray me. I
couldn't reproach him for it... It was amusing to me. The more so because he
was frank about it. He just couldn't help it. His Aunt Sophie, for instance.
He said she had  seduced him. True enough, but the curious thing was that he
let himself be seduced while they were reading the  Bible together. Young as
he was he seemed to  realize that his Aunt  Sophie  had need  of him in that
way. So he let himself be  seduced, as he said, and then, after I  had known
him a  little  while he offered to put me  next to  his Aunt Sophie. He even
went so far as to  blackmail  her. When he needed money badly he would go to
the aunt and wheedle it out of her - with sly threats of exposure.  With  an
innocent face, to  be sure.  He looked  amazingly  like an  angel,  with big
liquid eyes that seemed so frank and  sincere. So ready to do things for you
- almost like a faithful dog. And then  cunning enough,  once he  had gained
your  favour,  to  make  you  humour  his  little  whims.  Withal  extremely
intelligent. The sly intelligence  of a fox and - the utter heartlessness of
a jackal.
     It  wasn't  at  all  surprising  to  me,  consequently,  to  learn that
afternoon that  he had been tinkering with Valeska. After Valeska he tackled
the  cousin who had already been deflowered and who was in need of some male
whom  she could rely  upon. And from  her finally to the midget who had made
herself a pretty little nest at Valeska's. The midget interested him because
she had a perfectly normal cant.  He hadn't intended to do anything with her
because,  as he  said, she was a  repulsive  little Lesbian, but  one day he
happened to walk in on her as she was taking a bath, and that started things
off. It was  getting to be too much for him, he confessed, because the three
of them were hot on bis trail. He liked the cousin best because she had some
dough and  she  wasn't reluctant to part with it. Valeska was too cagey, and
besides she smelled a  little too strong. In fact,  he  was  getting sick of
women. He said it was  his Aunt Sophie's  fault.  She gave him a bad  start.
While relating this he busies himself going through  the bureau drawers. The
father is a mean son of a bitch who ought to be hanged, he says, not finding
anything immediately. He showed me a revolver  with  a pearl handle...  what
would it fetch? A  gun was too good to use on  the old man ... he'd  like to
dynamite him.  Trying  to find out 

why

 he hated  the old man so it developed
that the kid was really stuck on his mother. He couldn't bear the thought of
the old man going to bed with her. You don't mean to say that you're jealous
of  your old man, I  ask. Yes, he's jealous.  If  I wanted to know the truth
it's that he wouldn't mind sleeping with his mother. Why  not? That's why he
had permitted his Aunt Sophie to seduce him... he was thinking of his mother
all the time. But don't you  feel bad when you go through her  pocketbook, I
asked. He laughed. It's not 

her

 money he said, it's 

his.

 And what  have they
done for me? They were always farming me out. The first thing they taught me
was how to cheat people. That's a hell of a way to raise a kid...
     There's not a red cent  in  the house. Curley's idea of a way out is to
go with  me to the office where  he works and while I  engage the manager in
conversation go through the wardrobe and dean out all the loose change.  Or,
if I'm not afraid of taking a  chance, he will  go through the  cash drawer.
They'll never suspect  

us,

 he  says. Had he ever done that before, I ask. Of
course ... a dozen or more times, right under the manager's nose. And wasn't
there any stink  about it? To be sure ... they had fired a  few clerks.  Why
don't  you borrow something from your  Aunt Sophie, I  suggest. That's  easy
enough, only it  means a  quick diddle and he doesn't want to diddle her any
more.  She stinks. Aunt Sophie. What do you mean, 

she stinks?

 Just that  ...
she  doesn't  wash  herself regularly.  Why,  what's  the  matter with  her?
Nothing, just religious. And getting  fat  and  greasy at die same time. But
she likes to be diddled just the same? 

Does
     she?

 She's crazier than ever about it. It's disgusting. It's like going
to bed with a sow. What does your mother think about her? 

Her?

 She's as sore
as hell at her. She  thinks Sophie's trying  to seduce  the  old man.  Well,
maybe she is! No, the old  man's got something else. I caught him red-handed
one  night,  in  the movies, mushing  it  up  with  a young  girl.  She's  a
manicurist from the Astor Hotel. He's  probably  trying to squeeze a  little
dough out  of her.  That's  the only reason he ever  makes  a  woman. He's a
dirty, mean  son of  a bitch and I'd like to see him get the chair some day!
You'll get the chair yourself some day if you don't watch out. 

Who, me ? Not
me !

 I'm too clever. You're clever enough but you've got a loose tongue. I'd
be a little more tight-lipped if I were you. You  know, I added, to give him
an extra jolt, O'Rourke  is wise to you; if you ever  fall out with O'Rourke
it's all up with you  . . . Well, why doesn't he  say  something  if he's so
wise? I don't believe you.
     I  explain to him at some length that O'Rourke is one of  those people,
and there are  damned few in the world,  who prefer 

not

 to make  trouble for
another person if they can  help  it.  O'Rourke, I say, has the  detective's
instinct only in that he likes to 

know

 what's going on around him:  people's
characters are plotted out in his head, and filed there permanently, just as
the enemy's terrain is fixed in the minds of army leaders. People think that
O'Rourke goes around snooping and spying, that he derives a special pleasure
in performing this dirty work for the  company. Not so.  O'Rourke is  a born
student of human nature. He picks things up without effort, due, to be sure,
to his  peculiar way of  looking at the world. Now  about you ... I  have no
doubt that he knows everything about  you. I never asked him, I admit, but I
imagine so from  the questions  he poses now  and  then. Perhaps  he's  just
giving you plenty  of rope. Some  night he'll run into  you accidentally and
perhaps he'll ask you to stop off somewhere and have a bite to eat with him.
And  out of  a dear sky  he'll suddenly say - you remember, Curley, when you
were working up in SA office,  the  time that little  Jewish clerk was fired
for tapping the till? I think you were working overtime that  night, weren't
you? An interesting  case, that. You know, they never discovered whether the
clerk  stole  the  money  or  not.  They  had to  fire  him,  of course, for
negligence, but  we can't say for  certain  that he really  stole the money.
I've  been thinking about that little affair now for quite some time. I have
a hunch as to  who took that money,  but I'm not  absolutely sure  . . . And
then  he'll  probably  give  you  a  beady  eye  and   abruptly  change  the
conversation to something else. He'll probably tell you a little story about
a crook he knew  who thought he was  very smart  and getting  away with  it.
He'll draw that story out for you until you feel  as though you were sitting
on hot  coals.  By that  time you'll be  wanting to beat  it,  but just when
you're ready to  go he'll suddenly be reminded of  another very  interesting
little case and he'll ask you  to wait just a little  longer while he orders
another dessert. And  he'll go on  like that for  three or four hours  at  a
stretch, never making  the least overt insinuation, but studying you closely
all the  time, and  finally,  when you think you're free, just  when  you're
shaking hands with  him and breathing a sigh of relief, he'll  step in front
of  you and, planting his big square  feet between your legs, he'll grab you
by the lapel and, looking straight through you, he'll say in a  soft winsome
voice - 

now look here,  my lad, don't you think  you had  better come clean?

And if you think he's only trying  to browbeat  you and that you can pretend
innocence and walk  away, you're  mistaken. Because at  that  point, when he
asks  you  to come clean, he means business and nothing on earth is going to
stop him. When it gets to that point I'd recommend you to make a clean sweep
of  it,  down to  the last penny. He won't  ask me to fire  you and he won't
threaten you  with jail - he'll  just quietly  suggest that  you put aside a
little bit each  week and turn it  over to him. Nobody will be the wiser. He
probably won't even tell me. No, he's very delicate about  these things, you
see."
     "And supposing,"  says  Curley suddenly, "that I  tell  him I stole the
money in order to help you out? What then?" He began to laugh hysterically.
     "I don't think O'Rourke  would believe that," I said  calmly. "You  can
try  it, of course, if you think  it will help you to dear your own  skirts.
But I rather think it will have a bad effect. O'Rourke knows me ... he knows
I wouldn't let you do a thing like that." "But you did let me do it!"
     "I didn't tell you  to do  it. You did it without my knowledge.  That's
quite  different. Besides, can you  prove  that I  accepted money  from you?
Won't it seem a little ridiculous to accuse me, the one who befriended  you,
of putting you up  to  a  job  like  that? Who's going  to believe  you? Not
O'Rourke. Besides, he hasn't trapped you yet. Why worry about it in advance?
Maybe you could begin to return  the  money little by little before  he gets
after you. Do it anonymously."
     By this time Curley  was quite used up. There was a little schnapps  in
the cupboard  which his old man kept in reserve and I suggested that we take
a little  to brace us  up. As we  were  drinking the  schnapps  it  suddenly
occurred to me that  Maxie  had said he would be at Luke's  house to pay his
respects.  It  was  just  the  moment  to  get  Maxie.  He  would be full of
slobbering  sentiments and I could  give him any  old kind  of cock-and-bull
story. I could say  that the reason I had assumed such  a hard-boiled air on
the phone was  because  I was harassed, because I didn't know where  to turn
for  the  ten dollars which I needed  so  badly. At the same time I might be
able to make a date with Lottie. I began to smile thinking about it. If Luke
could only see what a friend he had in me! The most difficult thing would be
to go up to the bier and take a sorrowful look at Luke. 

Not to.laugh!

     I  explained the idea to Curley. He laughed  so heartily that the tears
were rolling down his face. Which convinced me, by the way, that it would be
safer to  leave Curley  downstairs  while I made  the touch. Anyway,  it was
decided on.
     They were just sitting down to  dinner when I walked in, looking as sad
as I could possibly make myself look.  Maxie was there and almost shocked by
my sudden appearance. Lottie had gone already. That helped me to keep up the
sad look. I asked to be alone with Luke a few minutes, but Maxie insisted on
accompanying  me. The others  were  relieved, I  imagine, as  they had  been
conducting the mourners to the bier all afternoon. And like the good Germans
they were they didn't like having their dinner interrupted. As I was looking
at Luke, still with that sorrowful expression I had mustered, I became aware
of Maxie's eyes fixed on me inquisitively. I looked up and smiled at him  in
my usual  way. He seemed absolutely nonplussed at  this. "Listen, Maxie,"  I
said, "are you sure  they won't  hear us?"  He looked still more puzzled and
grieved, but  nodded reassuringly. "It's  like this, Maxie... I came up here
purposely to see you ...  to borrow  a few bucks. I know it seems  lousy but
you can imagine how desperate  I  must be  to do a thing  like this." He was
shaking his head solemnly as  I spit this  out, his mouth forming a big 0 as
if  he were trying to frighten the spirits  away. "Listen, Maxie," I went on
rapidly  and trying to keep my  voice down sad and low,  "this is no time to
give me a sermon. If you want to do  something for me lend me ten bucks now,
right  away . .. slip  it to me right here while I look at Luke. You know, I
really liked Luke. I didn't  mean all that over the telephone. You got me at
a bad moment. The wife was tearing her hair out. We're in a mess, Maxie, and
I'm counting  on you  to do something. Come out with me if you can and  I'll
tell you more about  it..  .*'  Maxie,  as I had expected, couldn't come out
with me. He wouldn't think of deserting them at such a moment..." Well, give
it to me now," I said, almost savagely. "I'll explain the whole thing to you
tomorrow. I'll have lunch with you downtown."
     "Listen, Henry," says Maxie, fishing around in his pocket,  embarrassed
at the idea of being caught with a wad in his hand at that moment, "listen,"
he said, "I don't mind  giving  you the money, but  couldn't you  have found
another way of reaching me? It isn't because of Luke... it's..." He began to
hem and haw, not knowing really what he wanted to say.
     "For Christ's sake," I muttered, bending over Luke more closely so that
if  any  one  walked in  on us they would never suspect what I was up to ...
"for  Christ's sake, don't argue about it  now...  hand it over and  be done
with  it...  I'm  desperate,  do  you hear  me?"  Maxie was so confused  and
flustered that he  couldn't disengage a bill  without pulling the wad out of
his pocket. Leaning over the coffin reverendy I  peeled off the topmost bill
from the wad which was peeping out of his pocket. I couldn't tell whether it
was a single or  a ten-spot. I didn't  stop to examine it but tucked it away
as rapidly as possible and
     I08
     straightened  myself up. Then I took Maxie by the  arm  and returned to
the kitchen where the  family were eating solemnly but heartily. They wanted
me to stay for a bite, and it was awkward to refuse, but I refused as best I
could and beat it, my face twitching now with hysterical laughter.
     At the comer, by the lamp post, Curley was waiting for me. By this time
I couldn't  restrain  myself any  longer. I  grabbed  Curley  by the arm and
rushing him down  the  street  I began to laugh,  to laugh as I have  seldom
laughed  in  my life. I thought it would never stop. Every  time I opened my
mouth to  start  explaining  the incident I had  an  attack. Finally  I  got
frightened.  I thought maybe  I  might  laugh  myself to  death. After I had
managed  to  quiet  down a  bit, in  the midst  of  a long silence.  Cur-ley
suddenly says: 

"Did you get it?"

 That precipitated another attack, even more
violent than before. I had  to lean against a rail and hold my guts. I had a
terrific pain in the guts but a pleasurable pain.
     What relieved me more than  anything was  the  sight of  the bill I had
filched from Maxie's wad. It was a twenty dollar bill! That sobered me up at
once. And at the same time it  enraged me a bit. It enraged me to think that
in the pocket of that  idiot, Maxie, there were still more  bills,  probably
more  twenties, more tens, more fives.  If he  had  come  out with me, as  I
suggested, and if  I had taken a good look at that wad I would have  felt no
remorse in blackjacking  him.  I don't know why  it should have made me feel
so, but it enraged me. The most  immediate thought was to get rid  of Curley
as quickly as possible -  a five-spot would  fix him  up - and then  go on a
little spree. What I particularly  wanted was to meet some  low-down, filthy
cunt who hadn't a spark of decency in her. Where to meet one like  that. . .

just like  that?

 Well, get rid of Curley first. Curley,  of course, is hurt.
He had  expected to stick with me. He pretends not  to want  the five bucks,
but when be sees that I'm willing to take it back, he quickly stows it away.
     Again the night, the incalculably barren, cold, mechanical night of New
York in which there is no peace, no refuge, no intimacy. The immense, frozen
solitude of  the million-footed mob, the cold, waste  fire of the electrical
display, the  over- whelming meaningless of the perfection of the female who
through perfection has crossed the frontier of sex and  gone  into the minus
sign, gone into the  red, like the electricity,  like  the neutral energy of
the  males,  like planets  without aspect, like peace programmes, like  love
over the  radio. To have money in the pocket in the midst of white,  neutral
energy, to walk meaningless and  unfecundated  through the bright glitter of
the  calcimined  streets, to think aloud  in  full solitude on  the edge  of
madness, to  be of a city, a great city, to be of the last moment of time in
the greatest city in the world and feel no part of it, is to become  oneself
a city, a world of dead stone,  of waste light, of unintelligible motion, of
imponderables and incalculables,  of  the secret  perfection of  all that is
minus. To walk in money through the  night crowd, protected by money, lulled
by  money, dulled  by  money, the crowd itself a money, the breath money, no
least single object  anywhere that is not money, money, money everywhere and
still not enough, and then no money  or a little money or less money or more
money,  but money, always money,  and if you have money  or you  don't  have
money it is the  money that  counts  and  money makes money,  

but what makes
money make money ?

     Again the dance hall,  the money rhythm, the  love that  comes over the
radio, the impersonal, wingless touch of the crowd.  A  despair that reaches
down  to the very soles of the boots, an ennui, a  desperation. In the midst
of  the  highest mechanical  perfection  to  dance without  joy,  to  be  so
desperately alone, to be almost inhuman because you are human. If there were
life  on the moon  what more nearly perfect,  joyless evidence of  it  could
there be  than this. If to travel  away from the sun is to  reach the  chill
idiocy of  the  moon, then we  have arrived at our goal and  life is but the
cold, lunar incandescence of the sun. This is the dance of ice-cold life  in
the hollow of an atom, and the more we dance the colder it gets.
     So we dance,  to  an ice-cold frenzied rhythm, to short waves and  long
waves, a  dance  on the inside of the cup of nothingness, each centimetre of
lust  running to  dollars and cents.  We  taxi from  one perfect  female  to
another seeking the vulnerable defect, but they are flawless and impermeable
in the  impeccable lunar  consistency. This is the  icy white maidenhead  of
love's logic, the web of the ebbed tide, the fringe of absolute vacuity. And
on  this fringe of  the  virginal logic of perfection I am  dancing the soul
dance  of white desperation,  the last white man pulling the trigger on  the
last emotion, the  gorilla of  despair  beating his breast  with  immaculate
gloved paws. I am the  gorilla who feels his wings growing, a giddy  gorilla
in  the  centre  of  a  satin-like emptiness; the  night too  grows  like an
electrical plant, shooting white-hot buds into velvet black space. I am  the
black  space of the  night in  which the buds break with anguish, a starfish
swimming on the frozen dew of the moon.  I am the germ of a new  insanity, a
freak dressed in intelligible language, a sob that is buried like a splinter
in the quick of the soul. I am dancing the very sane and lovely dance of the
angelic  gorilla. These are my  brothers  and  sisters who  are  insane  and
unangelic. We are dancing in the hollow of the cup of nothingness. We are of
one flesh, but separated like stars.
     In the  moment all is  dear to me, dear that  in this logic there is no
redemption, the city itself  being the highest form of  madness and each and
every part, organic or inorganic, an expression of this same madness. I feel
absurdly and humbly great, not  as megalomaniac,  but as human spore, as the
dead sponge of life swollen to saturation. I no longer look into the eyes of
the woman I hold in my arms but I swim through, head and arms  and legs, and
I see that behind the  sockets of the eyes there is a region unexplored, the
world  of  futurity,  and here there  is  no  logic whatever, just the still
germination of events unbroken by night and day,  by yesterday and tomorrow.
The eye, accustomed to concentration on points in space, now concentrates on
points in time; the eye sees forward and backward at will. The eye which was
the I of  the self no longer exists; this  selfless eye neither reveals  nor
illuminates.  It  travels  along  the  line of  the  horizon,  a  ceaseless,
uninformed voyager. Trying to  retain the  lost body I grew  in logic as the
city, a point  digit  in  the anatomy  of  perfection. I  grew beyond my own
death, spiritually  bright and hard.  I was divided into endless yesterdays,
endless tomorrows, resting  only  on the cusp of the event, a wall with many
windows, but  the house gone. I must shatter the walls and windows, the last
shell  of  the lost  body,  if I am to rejoin the  present. That is why I no
longer look  

into

 the  eyes  or  

through

 the eyes, but by the legerdemain of
will swim  through the eyes, head and arms and legs to explore  the curve of
vision. I  see  around myself as  the mother who bore  me once saw round the
comers of  time. I  have broken  the wall created by  birth  and the line of
voyage is  round and  unbroken,  even as  the navel. No  form,  no image, no
architecture,  only concentric flights of  sheer madness.  I am the arrow of
the dream's  substantiality. I verify by flight.  I  nullify by  dropping to
earth.
     Thus moments pass,  veridic  moments of time without space when I  know
all, and knowing all I collapse beneath the vault of the selfless dream.
     Between these moments, in the  interstices of  the  dream, life  vainly
tried to build  up, but the scaffold of the city's  mad logic is no support.
As an individual, as  flesh and blood, I  am  levelled down each day to make
the fleshless, bloodless  dty whose perfection  is the sum of all  logic and
death to the dream. I am struggling against an oceanic death in which my own
death is  but a drop of water evaporating. To raise my  own  individual life
but a  fraction  of an  inch  above  this sinking sea of death I must have a
faith greater than Christ's, a wisdom deeper than that of the greatest seer.
I must have the ability and the patience to formulate  what is not contained
in the language of our time, for what is now intelligible is meaningless. My
eyes are useless, for they render back only the image of the known. My whole
body must  become a constant  beam  of light, moving  with  an ever  greater
rapidity, never arrested, never looking back, never dwindling. The dty grows
like  a cancer; I must grow like a sun. The dty eats deeper and deeper  into
the red; it is  an  insatiable  white  louse  which  must  die eventually of
inanition. I am  going to starve the white louse which is eating me up. I am
going to die as a dty in order to become again a man.  Therefore I  dose  my
ears, my eyes, my mouth.
     Before I shall have become quite a man again I shall  probably exist as
a park, a  sort of natural park in which people come to rest, to  while away
the time.  What they say or do will be of little matter, for they will bring
only their fatigue, their  boredom, their hopelessness. I shall  be a buffer
between the white louse and the red corpuscle. I shall  be a ventilator  for
removing the poisons accumulated through the effort to perfect that which is
imperfecdble. I  shall be  law and  order as it exists  in  nature  as it is
projected in dream. I shall  be the wild park in the  midst of the nightmare
of  perfection,  the  still,  unshakeable  dream in  the  midst of  frenzied
activity, the random shot on the white billiard table of logic. I shall know
neither how  to  weep nor protest,  but  I shall be there always in absolute
silence to receive and to restore. I  shall say nothing until the time comes
again to be a man. I shall make no effort to preserve, no effort to destroy.
I  shall make no  judgments, no criticisms. Those who have had  enough  will
come to me for reflection and meditation; those who have not had enough will
die as they lived, in disorder, in desperation, in ignorance of the truth of
redemption. If  one says to  me, you must be  religious,  I  shall  make  no
answer.  If one says to me,  I have no time now, there's a  cunt waiting for
me, I  shall make  no answer. Or even if there  be  a revolution brewing,  I
shall make no answer. There will always be a cunt or a revolution around the
comer, but  the mother who  bore  me turned many a comer and made no answer,
and finally she turned herself inside out 

and I am the answer.

     Out of such  a  wild mania for perfection  naturally no one  would have
expected  an  evolution to  a  wild park,  not  even  I  myself, but  it  is
infinitely  better, while  attending death, to live in a state of grace  and
natural bewilderment. Infinitely  better,  as life moves  towards  a deathly
perfection, to be  just a bit  of breathing space,  a  stretch  of green,  a
little fresh  air, a pool of water.  Better also to receive men silently and
to enfold  them,  for there is no answer to  make them while they  are still
frantically rushing to turn the corner.
     I'm  thinking now about the rock fight one summer's afternoon long long
ago when  I  was staying with my Aunt Caroline  up near Hell Gate. My Cousin
Gene and I had been corralled by a gang of boys while we were playing in the
park. We didn't know which side we were fighting for but we were fighting in
dead  earnest  amidst the rock pile by the river bank. We had  to  show even
more courage than the other boys because we were suspected of being sissies.
That's how it happened that we killed  one  of the rival  gang. Just as they
were charging  us my cousin Gene let go at the  ringleader and caught him in
the guts with a handsome-sized rock. I let go almost at the same instant and
my rock caught him in the temple and when he went down he lay there for good
and not a peep out of him. A few minutes later the cops came and the boy was
found dead. He was eight or nine  years old, about  the same age as us. What
they would have done to us if they caught us I don't know. Anyway, so as not
to arouse any suspicion we hurried home: we had cleaned up a bit on  the way
and had combed our hair. We  walked  in looking almost as immaculate as when
we had left  the  house. Aunt  Caroline gave us our usual two  big slices of
sour rye with fresh butter and  a  little sugar over it and we sat there  at
the  kitchen  table  listening  to  her  with an  angelic smile.  It was  an
extremely  hot day  and she thought we had better stay in the house, in  the
big  front room where the blinds had been pulled down, and play marbles with
our little friend Joey Resselbaum. Joey had the reputation of being a little
backward and ordinarily we would have  trimmed him, but that afternoon, by a
sort of mute understanding. Gene and I allowed him to win everything we had.
Joey  was so happy that he  took us  down to  his cellar later and made  his
sister pull  up  her  dresses and show us  what was underneath. Weesie, they
called her, and I remember that she was  stuck on me  instantly. I came from
another part of the city, so far away it seemed to them that  it  was almost
like coming from another country. They  even seemed  to  think that I talked
differently from them. Whereas the other urchins used to  pay to make Weesie
lift her dress up, for us it was done with  love. After a while we persuaded
her not to do it any more for the  other boys - we were in love with her and
we wanted her to go straight.
     When I left my  cousin  at the end of the summer I didn't see him again
for twenty years or more. When  we did meet what deeply impressed me was the
look  of  innocence he wore - the same expression  as  the  day of  the rock
fight. When I spoke to 

him

 about the fight I was still more amazed to
discover that he had forgotten that  it was we who  had lolled  the boy:  he
remembered the boy's death but he spoke of it as though neither he nor I had
had any part  in it. When I mentioned Weesie's  name  he  had difficulty  in
placing her. Don't you remember the cellar next door.. 

.Joey Kesselbaum ?

 At
this a faint smile passed over his face.  He thought it extraordinary that I
should remember such things. He  was  already married, a father, and working
in a  factory  making  fancy pipe  cases. He considered it extraordinary  to
remember events that had happened so far back in the past.
     On  leaving him  that  evening  I felt  terribly  despondent. It was as
though he had attempted to eradicate a precious part of my life, and himself
with it He seemed more attached to the tropical fish which he was collecting
than to  the wonderful past. As  for  me I recollect  everything, everything
that happened that summer, and particularly the day of the rock fight. There
are  times, in fact, when the taste of that  big slice of sour rye which his
mother handed me that afternoon is stronger in my  mouth than the food  I am
actually tasting. And the  sight of Weesie's little bud almost stronger than
the actual feel of what is  in my hand. The way the boy lay  there, after we
downed  him, far  far more impressive than the history of the World War. The
whole  long  summer, in  fact,  seems like  an idyll  out  of the  Arthurian
legends. I often wonder what it was about this particular summer which makes
it so vivid in my memory. I have only to close my eyes a moment  in order to
relive each day.  The death of the  boy certainly caused me no anguish  - it
was forgotten before a week had elapsed. The sight of Weesie standing in the
gloom of  the cellar with her dress lifted up, that too  passed easily away.
Strangely enough, the thick slice of  rye bread which his mother  handed  me
each day seems to possess more potency than any other image  of that period.
I wonder about  it... wonder deeply. Perhaps it is  that whenever she handed
me  the slice of bread it was with a  tenderness and a sympathy  that I  had
never known before. She  was a very homely woman, my Aunt Caroline. Her face
was  marked  by  the  pox,  but  it  was  a  kind,  winsome  face  which  no
disfigurement could mar. She was enormously stout and she had a very soft, a
very  caressing voice.  When she ad-  dressed me she seemed to give  me even
more attention, more consideration,  than her own son.  I would like to have
stayed with her always; I would have chosen her for my own mother had I been
permitted. I  remember distinctly how when my mother arrived  on a visit she
seemed  peeved that I was so contented with  my new  life. She even remarked
that I was ungrateful, a remark I never forgot, because  then I realized for
the first time that to be ungrateful was perhaps necessary and good for one.
If I dose  my eyes now and I think about  it,  about  the slice  of bread, I
think  almost at  once that in  this house I  never  knew  what it was to be
scolded. I  think if I had told my Aunt Caroline that I  had killed a boy in
the lot, told her just how it happened, she would have put her arm around me
and  forgiven me  - instantly. That's why perhaps that summer is so precious
to me. It was a summer of tacit and  complete absolution. That's why I can't
forget Weesie either. She was full of a natural goodness, a child who was in
love with  me and who made no reproaches. She was the first of the other sex
to admire me for being 

different.

 After Weesie it was the other way round. I
was loved, but I  was hated too for being what I  was. Weesie made an effort
to  understand. The  very  fact that I came from  a  strange country, that I
spoke another language, drew her closer  to me.  The way her eyes shone when
she presented me to her little friends is something I will never forget. Her
eyes seemed to be bursting with  love and admiration. Sometimes the three of
us would walk to  the riverside  in the evening  and sitting on  the bank we
would talk as children talk when they  are out of  sight of their elders. We
talked then, I know it now so well, more sanely and more profoundly than our
parents. To  give us  that  thick slice of bread each day the parents had to
pay a heavy penalty. The worst  penalty was  that they became estranged from
us. For, with each slice they  fed us we became not only more indifferent to
them, but we became more  and more superior  to them. In our  ungratefulness
was  our strength and our beauty. Not being devoted we were innocent of  all
crime.  The  boy whom  I  saw drop  dead, who lay  there motionless, without
making the slightest  sound or whimper, the killing of that boy seems almost
like a clean, healthy performance. The struggle for food, on the other hand,
seems foul and degrading and when we stood in the presence of our parents we
sensed that they had come to us unclean and for that we could  never forgive
them. The  thick slice of bread in the afternoons, precisely because it  was
not earned, tasted delicious  to us. Never again will bread taste this  way.
Never again will  it be given this way. The day of  the murder  it was  even
tastier than ever. It  had a slight  taste of  terror in it  which has  been
lacking  ever  since. And  it was  received  with Aunt  Caroline's tacit but
complete absolution.
     There is  something about the rye  bread which I  am trying to fathom -
something vaguely delicious, terrifying and liberating, something associated
with first discoveries. I am thinking of another slice of sour rye which was
connected with a still earlier  period, when my little  friend Stanley and I
used to rifle the icebox. That  was 

stolen

  bread and consequently even more
marvellous to the palate than the  bread  which  was given with love. But it
was  in the act  of eating the rye bread,  the  walking around with  it  and
talking  at  the  same  time, that something  in the  nature  of  revelation
occurred. It was like a state of  grace, a state  of  complete ignorance, of
self-abnegation. Whatever was imparted to me in these moments I seem to have
retained intact and there  is no fear that I  shall ever lose  the knowledge
that was gained. It was just the fact perhaps that it was no knowledge as we
ordinarily  think of it. It was  almost like receiving a truth, though truth
is almost too  precise a word for it. The important thing about the sour rye
discussions  is that they always took place away  from  home,  away from the
eyes of  our parents whom we feared but  never respected.  Left to ourselves
there were  no limits to  what we might imagine. Facts had little importance
for us: what we demanded of a subject was that  it allow us  opportunity  to
expand. What amazes me, when I look  back on it,  is how well we  understood
one another, how well we penetrated to the  essential character  of each and
every one, young or old. At seven years of age we  knew with dead certainty,
for example, that such a fellow would  end up in prison, that another  would
be a drudge, and another a good for  nothing, and so on. We were  absolutely
correct in our diagnoses, much more correct, for example, than our  parents,
or our  teachers,  more correct,  indeed,  than the so-called psychologists.
Alfie  Betcha turned out  to be an absolute bum: Johnny Gerhardt went to the
penitentiary: Bob  Kunst became  a  work horse. Infallible predictions.  The
learning we received only tended to obscure our vision. From the day we went
to school we learned nothing: on  the contrary, we were made obtuse, we were
wrapped in a fog of words and abstractions.
     With the sour rye  the world was  what  it is essentially, a  primitive
world  ruled by magic, a world in which fear played the most important role.
The boy who could inspire  the most fear was the leader and he was respected
as  long as he could maintain his  power. There  were  other boys  who  were
rebels, and  they  were admired,  but they  never  became  the  leader.  The
majority  were clay  in the hands  of  the  fearless  ones: a few  could  be
depended on, but the most not. The air was full of tension -nothing could be
predicted for the morrow. This loose, primitive nucleus of a society created
sharp appetites,  sharp  emotions, sharp curiosity.  Nothing  was taken  for
granted: each day demanded a  new test of power, a new  sense of strength or
of failure. And so, up until the age  of nine or ten, we had a real taste of
life - we were on  our own.  That is, those of us who were  fortunate enough
not to have  been  spoiled by our parents, those of us who were free to roam
the streets at night and to discover things with our own eyes.
     What I am thinking of, with a certain  amount of regret and longing, is
that this thoroughly restricted life of early boyhood seems like a limitless
universe and  the  life  which  followed upon it, the life  of the  adult, a
constantly diminishing realm. From the moment when one is put  in school one
is lost:  one has the feeling of having a halter  put  around  his neck. The
taste  goes out  of the bread as  it goes  out  of life. Getting  the  bread
becomes more  important than the  eating  of it Everything is calculated and
everything has a price upon it.
     My  cousin  Gene  became  an   absolute  nonentity:  Stanley  became  a
first-rate  failure. Besides these  two  boys,  for whom  I had the greatest
affection, there was another, Joey, who has since become a letter carrier. I
could  weep when I think  of  what  life has made  them.  As  boys they were
perfect,  Stanley  least  of  all  because Stanley  was  more temperamental.
Stanley went into violent  rages now and  then and there was no telling  how
you stood with  him from day to  day. But Joey  and Gene were the essence of
goodness:  they were friends in the old meaning of the word. I think of Joey
often when I go out into the country because he was what is called a country
boy. That  meant, for one  thing, that he was more loyal, more sincere, more
tender, than the boys we knew. I can see Joey now coming to meet me:
     he was  always  running with  arms wide open  and ready to embrace  me,
always breathless with adventures that he was planning for my participation,
always loaded with gifts which he had saved for my  coming. Joey received me
like the  monarchs of old received their  guests. Everything I looked at was
mine.  We had  innumerable things to tell each other and nothing was dull or
boring. The difference between our respective worlds was  enormous. Though I
was of the city too, still, when I visited my cousin Gene, I became aware of
an  even greater city, a city  of New York proper in which my sophistication
was negligible. Stanley knew no excursions  from his own neighbourhood,  but
Stanley  had come from  a strange land over  the sea,  Poland, and there was
always between  us the  mark  of the  voyage. The fact that he spoke another
tongue also  increased our admiration  for him. Each one was surrounded by a
distinguishing  aura,  by  a  well-defined  identity  which   was  preserved
inviolate. With the entrance into life these traits of difference  fell away
and  we all became more or  less  alike and, of course, most unlike  our own
selves. And it is this loss of the peculiar self, of the perhaps unimportant
individuality, which saddens me and makes the rye bread stand out glowingly.
The wonderful sour rye went into the making of our individual selves: it was
like  the communion loaf in  which all participate  but  from which each one
receives only according to his peculiar state of grace. Now we are eating of
the  same  bread, but without  benefit of communion, without  grace. We  are
eating  to fill  our  bellies  and our  hearts are  cold and  empty.  We are
separate  but not individual. There was another thing about the sour rye and
that was  that we often ate  a  raw onion with  it. I remember standing with
Stanley  in  the  late afternoons,  a sandwich  in  hand,  in  front of  the
veterinary's which  was just opposite my  home. It always seemed to be  late
afternoon  when Dr. McKinney elected  to castrate  a  stallion, an operation
which was done in public and which always gathered a small crowd. I remember
the smell of the hot iron and the quiver of the horse's legs. Dr. McKinney's
goatee, the taste of the raw onion  and  the  smell of  the  sewer gas  just
behind  us where  they were  laying in a new gas main. It was  an  olfactory
performance  through  and  through and, as  Abelard  so well  describes  it,
practically painless. Not knowing the reason for the  operation we  used  to
hold long discussions  afterwards  which usually ended  in a  brawl.  Nobody
liked Dr. McKinney either: there  was  a smell of iodoform about him  and of
stale horse piss. Sometimes the gutter in front of his own office was filled
with blood and in the winter time  the blood  froze into the ice  and gave a
strange look to his sidewalk. Now and then the big two-wheeled cart came, an
open cart which smelled like the devil, and they  whisked a dead  horse into
it. Rather it was hoisted in,  the carcass, by  a long  chain  which made  a
creaking noise like the dropping of an  anchor.  The smell of a bloated dead
horse is a foul  smell and our  street was full of foul smells. On the comer
was  Paul Sauer's place where raw hides and trimmed hides were stacked up in
the street: they stank frightfully too. And then the acrid odour coming from
the  tin factory  behind the house - like the smell of  modem progress.  The
smell of a dead horse, which is almost unbearable, is still a thousand times
better than the smell  of burning chemicals.  And the sight of a  dead horse
with a bullet hole in  the temple, his head lying in a pool of blood and his
asshole bursting  with the last spasmic evacuation, is still a  better sight
than that of a group of men in blue  aprons coming out of the arched doorway
of the tin factory with a  hand-truck loaded  with  bales of fresh-made tin.
Fortunately for us there was a bakery opposite the tin  factory and from the
back door of the bakery,  which was only a  grill, we could watch the bakers
at work and get the sweet, irresistible odour of bread and cake.  And if, as
I  say,  the gas mains were  being laid there was  another strange medley of
smells - the smell of  earth just  turned up, of rotted iron pipes, of sewer
gas, and of  the  onion sandwiches which  the  Italian labourers  ate whilst
reclining against the mounds of upturned earth. There were other smells too,
of  course,  but  less  striking:  such,  for  instance,  as  the  smell  of
Silverstein's tailor shop where  there was  always a great  deal of pressing
going on. This  was  a hot, fetid  stench  which can  be best apprehended by
imagining that Silverstein, who was a lean, smelly Jew himself, was cleaning
out the farts which his customers had  left behind in their pants. Next door
was the candy and stationery  shop owned  by two daffy  old maids  who  were
religious: here there was the almost  sickeningly sweet  smell  of taffy, of
Spanish peanuts, of jujubes and Sen-Sen and of Sweet Caporal cigarettes. The
stationery  store was like  a  beautiful cave,  always  cool, always full of
intriguing objects:  where  the soda  fountain  was, which gave off  another
distinct odour, ran a thick marble slab which turned sour in the summer time
and yet mingled pleasantly, the sourness, with  the  slightly  ticklish, dry
smell of  the carbonated water  when it  was  fizzed  into  the glass of ice
cream.
     With the refinements that come with maturity  the  smells faded out, to
be replaced by only one other distinctly  memorable, distinctly  pleasurable
smell - the odour of cunt. More  particularly the odour that lingers  on the
fingers  after playing with a woman, for, if it has not been noticed before,
this smell is even  more enjoyable, perhaps because  it already carried with
it  the perfume  of the past tense, than the  odour of the cunt itself.  But
this  odour, which belongs  to  maturity, is but a faint odour compared with
the odours attaching  to childhood. It  is an odour which evaporates, almost
as quickly in the  mind's imagination, as in  reality. One can remember many
things about the woman one has loved but it is hard to remember the smell of
her cunt - with anything like certitude. The smell of wet hair, on the other
hand, a woman's wet hair,  is much more powerful and lasting  - why, I don't
know. I can remember even now,  after almost  forty years, the  smell of  my
Aunt Tillie's hair after she had taken a shampoo. This shampoo was performed
in  the kitchen which was always overheated. Usually it  was a late Saturday
afternoon,  in  preparation for  a ball which  meant again another  singular
thing - that  there would  appear a  cavalry  sergeant  with  very beautiful
yellow stripes, a singularly handsome sergeant who even  to my eyes  was far
too  gracious, manly and intelligent for  an imbecile such as my Aunt Tulle.
But anyway, there she  sat on a little stool by the kitchen table drying her
hair with a towel. Beside her was a little lamp  with  a  smoked chimney and
beside the lamp two curling irons the very sight of  which filled me with an
inexplicable loathing. Generally she had a little mirror propped  up on  the
table: I can see her now  making  wry  faces  at herself as she squeezed the
blackheads out of her nose. She was a stringy, ugly, imbecilic creature with
two enormous buck teeth which gave her a horsey look  whenever her lips drew
back in a smile. She smelled sweaty, too, even  after  a bath. But the smell
of  her hair - that smell I can  never forget, because somehow  the smell is
associated with my  hatred  and contempt for her. This smell, when the  hair
was just drying, was like the smell  that comes  up  from  the  bottom  of a
marsh. There were  two smells - one of the wet hair  and another of the same
hair when she threw it  into  the  stove and it burst into flame. There were
always  curled knots of hair which came from her  comb, and  they were mixed
with dandruff and the sweat of her scalp which was greasy and  dirty. I used
to  stand by her side and watch her, wondering what the  ball  would be like
and wondering  how she would behave at the ball. When she was all primped up
she would ask  me if she didn't look beautiful and if I didn't love her, and
of course  I would tell her yes. But in the water closet later, which was in
the hall just next to  the kitchen, I  would  sit in the flickering light of
the  burning  taper which was placed on the window ledge, and I would say to
myself that she looked crazy. After she was gone I would pick up the curling
irons and smell them and squeeze them. They were revolting and fascinating -
like spiders.  Everything about this kitchen was fascinating to me. Familiar
as  I was  with it  I  never conquered it. It was at  once so public and  so
intimate. Here I was given my bath,  in the big tin  tub, on Saturdays. Here
the  three  sisters  washed  themselves  and  primped  themselves.  Here  my
grandfather stood at the  sink and washed him-  self to the waist  and later
handed me his shoes to be shined. Here  I stood  at the window in the winter
time and watched the  snow fall, watched it dully, vacantly, as if I were in
the womb and  listening to  the  water  running while my  mother  sat on the
toilet.  It  was in the kitchen where the  secret confabulations  were held,
frightening, odious sessions  from which  they always reappeared  with long,
grave faces or  eyes red  with weeping. Why they ran to  the kitchen I don't
know. But it was often  while they stood thus in secret conference, haggling
about  a will  or deciding how to dispense with some poor relative, that the
door  was  suddenly  opened  and  a  visitor  would  arrive,  whereupon  the
atmosphere  immediately changed. Changed violently, I  mean, as though  they
were  relieved that some outside  force  had  intervened to  spare  them the
horrors of a  protracted  secret session.  I remember now  that, seeing that
door open and  the face of an unexpected visitor peering in,  my heart would
leap with joy. Soon I would be given a big glass pitcher and asked to run to
the  comer saloon where  I  would  hand the  pitcher in, through  the little
window at the family entrance, and wait until  it was returned brimming with
foamy suds.  This little  run  to the comer  for a  pitcher  of beer was  an
expedition of  absolutely incalculable proportions. First of  all there  was
the  barber  shop  just  below  us,  where  Stanley's  father  practised his
profession. Time and again, just as I was dashing out for something, I would
see the  father giving Stanley a drubbing with the razor strop, a sight that
made my  blood boil. Stanley  was my best friend and his father  was nothing
but a drunken  Polak. One evening, however,  as I was dashing  out  with the
pitcher, I had the intense pleasure of seeing another Polak go for Stanley's
old man  with a razor. I saw  his old man coming through the door backwards,
the blood running down his neck, his face white as a sheet He  fell  on  the
sidewalk in front of the shop, twitching and moaning, and I remember looking
at him for a minute or two and walking  on  feeling absolutely contented and
happy  about  it. Stanley had  sneaked  out during  the  scrimmage  and  was
accompanying  me to the saloon  door. He was  glad too,  though he was a bit
frightened. When we  got back the ambulance was  there in front of the  door
and they were lifting him on the stretcher, his face and neck covered with a
sheet. Sometimes it happened that Father Carroll's pet choir boy strolled by
the house  just as I was hitting  the  air.  This  was  an event  of primary
importance. The boy was older than any  of us and he was a sissy, a fairy in
the  making. His very walk used to enrage us. As soon as  he was spotted the
news went out in every direction and before he had reached the corner he was
surrounded by a  gang of boys all much  smaller than himself who taunted him
and mimicked him  until he burst into  tears. Then we would  pounce  on him,
like a pack of wolves, pull him  to the ground and tear  the clothes off his
back. It was a disgraceful performance but it made us feel good. Nobody knew
yet what a  fairy was,  but whatever it was we were against it.  In the same
way we were  against the Chinamen.  There was one Chinaman, from the laundry
up  the street,  who used to pass frequently and, like the sissy from Father
Carroll's church, he too had to run the gauntlet. He looked exactly like the
picture of a coolie  which  one  sees in the school books. He wore a sort of
black alpaca coat with braided  button holes, slippers without  heels, and a
pig tail. Usually he walked with his  hands in his sleeves. It was  his walk
which  I  remember best, a  sort of sly,  mincing,  feminine walk  which was
utterly foreign  and  menacing to us. We were in mortal  dread of him and we
hated him because he was absolutely indifferent to  our gibes. We thought he
was too ignorant to  notice our  insults.  Then one day  when we entered the
laundry he gave  us  a little surprise. First he handed  us  the package  of
laundry:  then he reached  down  below the counter and gathered a handful of
lichee  nuts from the  big bag.  He was smiling as  he came from behind  the
counter  to  open  the door. He was still smiling as he caught hold of Alfie
Betcha and pulled his ears: he caught hold of each  of us in turn and pulled
our  ears, still smiling. Then  he made a ferocious grimace and, swift  as a
cat,  he ran behind the counter  and  picked  up  a long, ugly-looking knife
which he brandished at us.  We fell over ourselves getting out of the place.
When  we got to the  comer  and  looked around  we saw  him standing  in the
doorway with an iron in his hand looking  very calm and peaceful. After this
incident nobody would go to the laundry any more: we had to pay little Louis
Pirossa  a nickel  each week  to collect the laundry for us. Louis's  father
owned the fruit stand on the comer. He used to hand us the rotten bananas as
a token of his affection. Stanley was especially fond of  the rotten bananas
as  his aunt used to  fry them for him.  The fried bananas were considered a
delicacy in Stanley's home.  Once, on his birthday,  there was a party given
for  Stanley  and  the whole  neighbourhood  was  invited.  Everything  went
beautifully  until it came to the fried bananas.  Somehow  nobody  wanted to
touch the bananas, as this was a dish known  only to  Polaks  like Stanley's
parents. It was considered disgusting to  eat fried bananas. In the midst of
the embarrassment some bright  youngster  suggested that crazy Willie  Maine
should be given the fried bananas. Willie Maine was older than any of us but
unable to  talk.  He  said  nothing but 

Bjark  I  Bjork!

  He  said  this  to
everything. So when  the bananas were  passed to him he  said 

Bjork!

 and  he
reached for them with two hands. But his brother George was there and George
felt insulted  that they  should  have  palmed off the rotten bananas on his
crazy brother. So  George  started a fight and  Willie,  seeing his  brother
attacked,  began to  fight also,  screaming 

Bjork! Bjork I

  Not  only did he
strike  out  at the  other  boys  but  at  the girls  too, which  created  a
pandemonium. Finally  Stanley's old man, hearing the noise, came up from the
barber shop with a strop  in  his hand. He  took  crazy Willie Maine  by the
scruff of the  neck and began  to lambast  him. Meanwhile his brother George
had sneaked off to call  Mr. Maine senior. The latter, who was also a bit of
a drunkard, arrived in his shirt sleeves and seeing poor Willie being beaten
by  the drunken barber,  he went for him with  two stout fists  and beat him
unmercifully. Willie, who had gotten  free  meanwhile, was  on his hands and
knees, gobbling  up the fried bananas which had fallen on the floor. He  was
stuffing  them  away like  a nannygoat, fast as he could find them. When the
old man saw him there chewing away like a goat he became furious and picking
up the strop he went after Willie with a vengeance. Now Willie began to howl
- 

Bjork! Bjark  I -

  and  suddenly everybody began to  laugh. That  took the
steam  out of  Mr. Maine and he relented.  Finally he sat down and Stanley's
aunt  brought him  a glass of  wine. Hearing  the  racket  some of the other
neighbours  came in and there  was more wine and then beer and then schnapps
and soon everybody was happy and singing and whistling and even the kids got
drunk and then crazy Willie got drunk  and again  he  got  down on the floor
like a nannygoat and he yelled 

Bjork! Bjork!

 and  Alfie Betcha, who was very
drunk  though  only eight years old, bit crazy Willie Maine in the  backside
and then Willie bit  him and then we all  started biting each  other and the
parents stood by laughing and screaming with glee and it was very very merry
and there were more fried bananas  and everybody ate them this time and then
there were speeches and more bumpers  downed and crazy Willie Maine tried to
sing for us  but he  could  only  sing  

Bjork!  Bjark!

  It  was a stupendous
success, the  birthday  party,  and  for a  week or  more  no one talked  of
anything but the party and what good Polaks Stanley's people were. The fried
bananas,  too, were a success and for a  time it was  hard to get any rotten
bananas from Louis Pirossa's old man because  they were  so  much in demand.
And then an event occurred which cast a pall over the entire neighbourhood -
the defeat of Joe Gerhardt at the hands of Joey Silverstein. The  latter was
the  tailor's  son:  he  was a  lad of  fifteen or sixteen, rather quiet and
studious looking, who was shunned by  the other older boys because  he was a
Jew. One day as he was delivering a pair of  pants  on Fillmore Place he was
accosted  by Joe  Gerhardt  who was  about the same age  and  who considered
himself a rather superior being. There was an exchange of words and then Joe
Gerhardt pulled  the  pants away from the  Silverstein boy and threw them in
the gutter. Nobody  had ever imagined that  young Silverstein would reply to
such an insult by  recourse to his fists  and so when he  struck out  at Joe
Gerhardt and cracked him square  in the jaw  everybody was taken aback, most
of  all Joe  Gerhardt  himself. There was a  fight which lasted about twenty
minutes and at  the end  Joe Gerhardt lay on the sidewalk unable  to get up.
Whereupon  the  Silverstein boy gathered  up  the pair of  pants  and walked
quietly and proudly  back  to his father's  shop. Nobody said a word to him.
The  affair was regarded as a  calamity. Who had ever heard of a Jew beating
up a Gentile? It was something inconceivable, and yet it had happened, right
before everyone's  eyes.  Night  after night, sitting on the curb as we used
to, the  situation was discussed from every angle,  but without any solution
until...  well  until  Joe  Gerhardt's  younger  brother,  Johnny, became so
wrought up about it  that  he decided to settle  the matter himself. Johnny,
though younger and smaller  than his brother, was as tough and invincible as
a  young  puma.  He  was  typical  of  the  shanty  Irish  who  made up  the
neighbourhood. His idea of getting even with young Silverstein was to lie in
wait for him one  evening as  the  latter was stepping out of the  store and
trip him up. When he tripped  him up that evening he had provided himself in
advance  with two little rocks which he concealed in his fists and when poor
Silverstein went down he pounced  on  him and  then  with  the two  handsome
little  rocks  he  pounded  poor  Silverstein's  temples.  To his  amazement
Silverstein offered no resistance: even when he got up and gave him a chance
to  get on  his feet  Silverstein  never so much as budged. Then Johnny  got
frightened and  ran away. He must have been thoroughly frightened because he
never  came  back again: the next that was heard of him was that he had been
picked, up out West somewhere and sent to a reformatory. His mother, who was
a slatternly, jolly Irish bitch, said that it served him right and she hoped
to God she'd never lay eyes on him again. When the boy Silverstein recovered
he was  not the same  any more:  people  said the beating  had  affected his
brain, that he was a little  daffy. Joe Gerhardt, on the other hand, rose to
prominence again. It seems that he had gone to see the Silverstein boy while
he lay in bed and  had made  a deep apology to him. This again was something
that had never  been  heard of  before.  It  was something  so  strange,  so
unusual, that Joe Gerhardt was looked upon almost as a knight errant. Nobody
had approved of the way Johnny behaved, and yet nobody would have thought of
going to young Silverstein and apologizing to him. That was  an  act of such
delicacy, such  elegance,  that  Joe  Gerhardt was  looked  upon  as  a real
gentleman - the first and only gentleman in the neighbourhood. It was a word
that had never been used among us and now it was on everybody's lips  and it
was  considered a  distinction to be a gentleman. This sudden transformation
of  the  defeated Joe  Gerhardt  into  a gentleman I  remember made  a  deep
impression   upon  me.  A  few  years  later,  when  I  moved  into  another
neighbourhood  and  encountered  Claude  de Lorraine,  a  French  boy, I was
prepared to understand and accept "a gentleman". This Claude was a  boy such
as I had never laid eyes on before. In the old  neighbourhood  he would have
been regarded as a sissy: for one  thing he  spoke too well,  too correctly,
too politely, and  for another thing he was too considerate, too gentle, too
gallant. And then, while playing with him,  to  hear him suddenly break into
French as his mother or father came along, provided us with something like a
shock.  German we had heard and German was a permissible transgression,  but
French! Why to talk French, or even to understand it,  was  to be thoroughly
alien, thoroughly aristocratic, rotten, distingue. And yet Claude was one of
us, as good as us in every way,  even a little bit  better, we had  to admit
secretly. But there was a blemish - his French! It antagonized us. He had no
right to be living in our neighbourhood, no right to be as capable and manly
as he was. Often, when  his mother called him in and we had said good-bye to
him,  we  got  together  in the  lot and we  discussed the  Lorraine  family
backwards and forwards. We wondered  what  they  ate,  for example,  because
being French they must have different customs than ours. No one had ever set
foot  in Claude de Lorraine's home either - that was another  suspicious and
repugnant  fact. Why? What were they concealing? Yet when  they passed us in
the street they  were  always very cordial, always smiled,  always spoke  in
English  and a most excellent  English  it  was. They  used  to make us feel
rather  ashamed of ourselves -  they were superior, that's what  it was. And
there was  still  another  baffling thing -  with the other  boys  a  direct
question brought a  direct answer, but  with  Claude de  Lorraine  there was
never  any direct answer. He always smiled very  charmingly  before replying
and he was very cool,  collected, employing an irony and a mockery which was
beyond us. He was a thorn in our side,  Claude de Lorraine, and when finally
he  moved out of the neighbourhood we all breathed a sigh of relief. As  for
myself, it was only maybe  ten or fifteen years later that  I thought  about
this boy and his  strange elegant behaviour. And  it was then that I felt  I
had made a bad blunder. For suddenly one day it occurred  to me  that Claude
de Lorraine  had  come up to me on a  certain occasion  obviously  to win my
friendship and I had treated him rather cavalierly. At the time I thought of
this incident it suddenly dawned on  me that  Claude  de Lorraine  must have
seen  something  different  in me and that  he had meant  to  honour  me  by
extending the hand of friendship.  But  back  in those  days I bad a code of
honour,  such as it was, and that was to run  with the  herd. Had I become a
bosom  friend of Claude de Lorraine I  would have  been betraying the  other
boys. No matter what advantages  lay in  the  wake of such a friendship they
were not for me, I was one of  the gang and it was  my duty to  remain aloof
from such as Claude de Lorraine. I remembered  this incident  once again,  I
must  say, after a still greater interval - after I had been in France a few
months  and  the  word  

"raisomiable"

  had  come to  acquire  a  wholly  new
significance for  me. Suddenly one  day, overhearing, I thought of Claude de
Lorraine's overtures on the street in front of his house. I recalled vividly
that  he had  used the  word  

reasonable.

  He  had probably asked me  to  be

reasonable,

 a word  which then would never have crossed my lips as there was
no need for it in my vocabulary. It  was a word, like  gentleman, which  was
rarely brought out and then only with great  discretion  and circumspection.
It was a word which might cause others to laugh at you. There were  lots  of
words like  that - 

really,

 for example. No one I knew had ever used the word

really -

 until  Jack Lawson came along.  He used it because his parents were
English and, though we made fun  of him, we forgave him for it. 

Really

 was a
word  which  reminded  me  immediately  of little  Carl  Ragner from the old
neighbourhood. Carl Ragner was the only son of a politician who lived on the
rather distinguished  little street called Fillmore Place. He lived near the
end of the street in a little  red brick house which  was always beautifully
kept. I remember the house because passing it on my way to school I used  to
remark how beautifully  the brass knobs on the door were polished.  In fact,
nobody else had brass knobs on their  doors. Anyway, little Carl Ragner  was
one of those boys  who was not allowed to associate with  other boys. He was
rarely  seen, as a matter of fact. Usually it was a  Sunday that we caught a
glimpse  of him walking with his father. Had his father  not been a powerful
figure  in the neighbourhood Carl  would have been  stoned to death. He  was
really  impossible, in his Sunday garb. Not only did he wear long  pants and
patent leather shoes, but he sported a derby and a cane. At six years of age
a boy who  would allow himself to  be dressed up in this  fashion must be  a
ninny  - that was  the  consensus of  opinion.  Some  said he was sickly, as
though that  were an  excuse for his eccentric dress.  The strange  thing is
that  I  never once  heard him  speak. He  was so  elegant, so refined, that
perhaps he  had imagined it was bad manners to speak in public. At any rate,
I used to lie in wait  for him Sunday mornings just to see him pass with his
old man. I watched him with the  same avid  curiosity that I would watch the
firemen cleaning the engines in the fire house. Sometimes on the way home he
would be  carrying  a little box of ice cream, the  smallest size they  had,
probably  just  enough  for  him, for his dessert. Dessert was  another word
which had somehow become familiar to us  and which we used derogatorily when
referring to the likes of little Carl  Ragner and his family. We could spend
hours  wondering what these people ate for 

dessert,

 our pleasure  consisting
principally  in  bandying  about  this  new-found  word, 

dessert,

 which  had
probably been  smuggled out of the Ragner household. It  must also have been
about  this  time that  Santos Dumont  came  into fame.  For  us  there  was
something grotesque about the name Santos Dumont. About his exploits we were
not much concerned  - just the name. For most  of us it smelled of sugar, of
Cuban  plantations, of the strange Cuban flag which had a star in  the comer
and which was  always highly  regarded by  those who saved the little  cards
which were given away with Sweet Caporal cigarettes and on which there  were
represented  either  the  flags  of the  different  nations or  the  leading
soubrettes of  the stage or the  famous pugilists. Santos Dumont,  then, was
something delightfully  foreign, in contradistinction to  the  usual foreign
person  or  object, such as the  Chinese  laundry,  or  Claude de Lorraine's
haughty French family. Santos Dumont  was a  magical word which  suggested a
beautiful  flowing moustache, a sombrero,  spurs, something  airy, delicate,
humorous, quixotic. Sometimes it brought up the aroma of coffee beans and of
straw  mats, or, because  it was so thoroughly outlandish and  quixotic,  it
would  entail a digression  concerning the life of the Hottentots. For there
were among us older boys  who were beginning to read and who would entertain
us by the  hour with fantastic tales which they had gleaned from books  such
as 

Ayesha

 or Ouida's 

Under Two  Flags.

 The real flavour of knowledge is most
definitely associated in my mind with the vacant lot at the comer of the new
neighbourhood where I  was transplanted at about  the  age often. Here, when
the fall days came  on and we stood about the bonfire  roasting chippies and
raw potatoes in the little cans which we carried, there ensued a new type of
discussion  which differed from the old discussions I had known in  that the
origins  were always bookish. Some one had just read a book of adventure, or
a book of science,  and  forthwith the  whole street  became animated by the
introduction  of  a hitherto  unknown  subject.  It  might  be  that  one of
these-boys had just  discovered that there  was such a thing as the Japanese
current and he would try to explain to us how the Japanese current came into
existence and what  the purpose  of it was. This was the only way we learned
things  -  against the fence, as  it  were,  while roasting chippies and raw
potatoes. These bits of knowledge sunk deep - so deep, in  fact, that later,
confronted with a more accurate knowledge it was often difficult to dislodge
the older knowledge. In this way it was explained to us one day by  an older
boy  that the Egyptians  had  known  about  the  circulation  of  the blood,
something which  seemed so natural  to us that it  was hard later to swallow
the story of the discovery of the circulation of the blood by  an Englishman
named Harvey. Nor does it seem strange to me now  that in those days most of
our  conversation  was  about  remote  places,  such as  China, Peru, Egypt,
Africa, Iceland, Greenland.  We talked about ghosts,  about God,  about  the
transmigration  of  souls, about  Hell, about astronomy, about strange birds
and fish, about the formation of  precious stone, about rubber  plantations,
about methods of torture, about the Aztecs and the Incas, about marine life,
about volcanoes and earthquakes, about burial rites and  wedding  ceremonies
in  various parts of  the earth,  about languages,  about the  origin of the
American  Indian,  about  the  buffaloes dying out, about strange  diseases,
about cannibalism,  about wizardry, about trips to  the moon and what it was
like there, about murderers and highwaymen, about the miracles in the Bible,
about  the manufacture of pottery,  about  a thousand and one subjects which
were never mentioned at home or in school and which were vital to us because
we were starved and the world was full of wonder and mystery and it was only
when we  stood shivering in the vacant lot  that we got to talking seriously
and  felt  a  need  for  communication  which  was at  once  pleasurable and
terrifying.
     The wonder  and  the mystery  of life - which is throttled in us  as we
become responsible members of society! Until we were pushed  out to work the
world  was  very small and we  were  living on  the  fringe  of  it,  on the
frontier,  as  it  were, of the unknown.  A  small  Greek  world  which  was
nevertheless deep enough to provide all manner of  variation, all  manner of
adventure  and speculation.  Not  so  very small either,  since  it held  in
reserve  the  most boundless potentialities.  I  have gained nothing  by the
enlargement of my world: on the contrary, I have lost. I want to become more
and more childish and to pass beyond childhood  in the opposite direction. I
want to go exactly contrary to the  normal line of development,  pass into a
super-infantile realm of being which  will be  absolutely  crazy and chaotic
but not crazy and chaotic as the world about me. I  have been an adult and a
father and  a responsible member of society. I have earned my daily bread. I
have adapted myself to a world which never was mine. I want to break through
this  enlarged world  and stand  again  on the frontier of  an unknown world
which will  throw this pale, unilateral world into  shadow.  I  want to pass
beyond  the  responsibility  of fatherhood  to  the  irresponsibility of the
anarchic man who cannot be coerced nor  wheedled nor  cajoled nor bribed nor
traduced. I want to take as my guide Oberon  the night-rider  who, under the
spread of his black wings, eliminates both  the beauty and the horror of the
past: I  want  to  flee  towards  a perpetual  dawn  with  a  swiftness  and
relentlessness  that leaves no room for  remorse,  regret, or repentance.  I
want  to  outstrip the  inventive man who is a curse to an earth in order to
stand  once again before an impassable  deep  which  not  even the strongest
wings will enable  me to traverse. Even if  I must become a wild and natural
park inhabited only by idle dreamers I  must  not stop  to rest here  in the
ordered fatuity of responsible, adult life. I must do this in remembrance of
a  life  beyond  all  comparison  with  the life which  was promised me,  in
remembrance of  the  life  of a  child who was  strangled and stifled by the
mutual consent  of those who  had surrendered.  Everything which the fathers
and  the mothers created I disown. I am going  back to a  world even smaller
than the old Hellenic world, going back to a world  which I can always touch
with outstretched arms, the world of what I know and see  and recognize from
moment to  moment.  Any  other world  is meaningless  to  me, and alien  and
hostile.  In retraversing the first  bright world which I  knew as a child I
wish  not to rest there but to  muscle  back to a still brighter world  from
which I must have escaped. What this world is like  I do not know, nor  am I
even sure that I will find it, but it is my world and nothing else intrigues
me.
     The first glimpse, the  first realization, of the bright new world came
through my meeting Roy Hamilton. I was in my twenty-first year, probably the
worst year  of my whole life. I was  in such a state of despair  that I  had
decided to leave  home but thought and spoke only of the  California where I
had planned to go to start a new life. So violently did  I dream of this new
promised  land that later, when I had returned from  California, I  scarcely
remembered the  California I had  seen but thought and  spoke  only  of  the
California,  which I  had  known in  my dreams. It  was  just  prior  to  my
leave-taking that I met Hamilton. He  was a dubious half-brother  to my  old
friend  MacGregor: they had only recently made each other's acquaintance, as
Roy,  who  had lived most of  his  life in California,  had been  under  the
impression  all along that his real  father  was  Mr.  Hamilton and  not Mr.
MacGregor. As a matter of fact  it  was in order to disentangle the  mystery
surrounding his parentage that he had come  East. Living with the MacGregors
had apparently brought him no nearer to a solution of the mystery. Indeed he
seemed to be more perplexed than ever after getting acquainted with  the man
whom he had concluded must be his legitimate father. He was perplexed, as he
later admitted to me,  because in neither man could  he find any resemblance
to  the  man he  considered himself to  be. It  was probably this  harassing
problem  of  deciding whom to  take for  a  father  which had stimulated the
development of his own character. I say this, because immediately upon being
introduced to him, I felt that I was in the  presence  of a  being such as I
had never known before. I  had  prepared, through MacGregor's description of
him, to meet a rather "strange"  individual, "strange" in  MacGregor's mouth
meaning slightly cracked. He was indeed strange, but so sharply  sane that I
at once  felt exalted.  For the first time I was talking to  a  man  who got
behind the meaning of  words and went to the very essence  of things. I felt
that I was  talking  to  a  philosopher,  not a  philosopher  such as  I had
encountered through books, but a man who philosophized constantly -  

and who
lived this philosophy which he expounded.

 That is to say, he  had no  theory
at all, except to penetrate to the  very essence of things and, in the light
of each fresh revelation to so live his  life that  there would be a minimum
of  discord  between  the   truths  which  were  revealed  to  him  and  the
exemplification  of  these  truths in action.  Naturally  his behaviour  was
strange to those about him.  It had not, however, been strange to  those who
knew  

him

 out on  the Coast  where, as he  said,  he was  in  his own
element.  There apparently  he  was regarded  as  a  superior being  and was
listened to with the utmost respect, even with awe.
     I came upon him in  the  midst  of a struggle  which I only appreciated
many  years later.  At  the  time  I couldn't  see the  importance  which he
attached  to finding his  real father:  in  fact,  I used to  joke about  it
because  the  role  of  the father meant little to  me, or the role  of  the
mother, for that matter. In Roy  Hamilton I saw the ironic struggle of a man
who had already emancipated himself and yet was seeking to establish a solid
biological link for which he had absolutely  no need. This conflict over the
real father had, paradoxically, made him a superfather. He was a teacher and
an exemplar:  he  had only to  open his mouth for me to realize that  I  was
listening to a wisdom which was utterly different from  anything which I had
heretofore associated with that word. It  would  be easy to dismiss him as a
mystic, for a mystic he undoubtedly was, but he was the first mystic  I  had
ever encountered who also knew how to keep his feet on the ground. He  was a
mystic who knew  how to invent practical things, among them a  drill such as
was badly  needed  for  the oil industry  and from  which  he  later  made a
fortune. Because of  his strange metaphysical talk, however, nobody  at  the
time  gave  much heed to his  very  practical  invention. It was regarded as
another one of his cracked ideas.
     He was continually talking about himself and his relation  to the world
about, a quality which created the unfortunate impression that he was simply
a blatant egotist. It was even  said,  which  was true enough  as  far as it
went,  that  he seemed more concerned  about the  truth of  Mr.  MacGregor's
fatherhood than about Mr. MacGregor, the father. The implication was that he
had  no real love for his  new-found father but was simply deriving a strong
personal  gratification  from  the truth  of  the  discovery,  that  he  was
exploiting this discovery in his usual self-aggrandizing way. It was  deeply
true, of course, because Mr. MacGregor in the flesh was infinitely less than
Mr. MacGregor as symbol of the lost father. But the MacGregors  knew nothing
about symbols  and would never have understood even had it been explained to
them.  They  were making  a contradictory effort to at once embrace the long
lost son and at the same time reduce him to an understandable level on which
they could seize him not as the  "long lost" but simply as the son.  Whereas
it was obvious to any one with the least intelligence that his son was not a
son at all but a sort of spiritual father, a sort of Christ,  I  might  say,
who was making a most valiant  effort to accept  as blood and flesh  what he
had already all too clearly freed himself from.
     I was surprised and  flattered, therefore, that this strange individual
whom I looked upon with the warmest admiration  should elect to make me  his
confident. By  comparison I was very bookish, intellectual, and worldly in a
wrong  way. But  almost immediately I discarded this  side  of my nature and
allowed myself to bask in the warm, immediate light  which is  profound  and
natural intuition of things created. To come into his presence gave  me  the
sensation of  being undressed, or rather  peeled, for it  was much more than
mere nakedness which he demanded of the person he was talking to. In talking
to  me  he addressed himself  to  a me whose  existence  I  had  only  dimly
suspected, the me, for example, which emerged when, suddenly, reading a book
I realized that I had been dreaming. Few books had this  faculty  of putting
me into  a trance,  this trance  of  utter  lucidity  in  which,  unknown to
oneself, one  makes the  deepest  resolutions.  Roy  Hamilton's conversation
partook of  this quality.  It made me  more than ever alert, preternaturally
alert, without  at the  same  time  crumbling the  fabric of dream.  He  was
appealing, in other words, to the germ  of the self,  to the being who would
eventually outgrow the naked personality, the synthetic  individuality,  and
leave  me  truly alone and solitary  in order to  work  out  my  own  proper
destiny.
     Our  talk was like a secret language in  the midst of which the  others
went to sleep  or  faded away  like ghosts.  For my friend MacGregor it  was
baffling and irritating: he  knew  me more  intimately than any of the other
fellows but he had never found anything in me to correspond to the character
which I now presented him with. He spoke of Roy Hamilton as a bad influence,
which  again  was  deeply  true  since  this  unexpected  meeting  with  his
half-brother served more than anything else to alienate us.  Hamilton opened
my eyes and gave  me new values, and though later I  was to lose  the vision
which  he had bequeathed me, nevertheless I could never again see the world,
or my friends, as  I had seen them prior to  his coming. Hamilton altered me
profoundly, as only a  rare book, a rare personality, a rare experience, can
alter  one.  For  the  first  time in  my  life I understood  what it was to
experience  a vital friendship  and  yet  not  to feel enslaved or  attached
because  of the experience. Never, after  we parted, did  I feel the need of
his  actual presence:  he  had given himself  completely and I possessed him
without  being  possessed.  It  was  the first  dean,  whole  experience  of
friendship, and it was never duplicated  by any  other  friend. Hamilton was
friendship  itself, rather than a friend. He  was the symbol personified and
consequently  entirely  satisfactory  hence  no  longer necessary to me.  He
himself  understood  this  thoroughly. Perhaps it was the  fact of having no
father that  pushed him along the road  towards  the discovery of the  self,
which  is  the  final  process  of identification  with  the world  and  the
realization consequently of the useless-ness of ties. Certainly, as he stood
then, in the full  plenitude of self-realization,  no  one was necessary  to
him, least of all the father of flesh and blood whom he vainly sought in Mr.
MacGregor. It must  have been  in the  nature of  a last  test for  him, his
coming East and seeking out his real father, for when he said good-bye, when
he renounced Air. MacGregor and Mr. Hamilton also, he was like a man who had
purified himself of  all dross. Never have I seen a  man look so single,  so
utterly alone and alive  and confident of the  future as Roy Hamilton looked
when   he  said  good-bye.  And  never   have  I  seen  such  confusion  and
misunderstanding  as he  left behind with  the MacGregor family.  It  was as
though he  had died in  their midst, had  been  resurrected, and was  taking
leave of them as  an utterly new, unknown individual.  I  can  see  them now
standing in the areaway,  their  hands sort of foolishly,  helplessly empty,
weeping  they knew  not why, unless it  was  because  they  were  bereft  of
something they had never  possessed. I like to think of it in just this way.
They  were  bewildered  and bereft, and  vaguely, so very vaguely aware that
somehow a  great opportunity had  been  offered them which they had  not the
strength or the imagination  to seize. It was this which the  foolish, empty
fluttering  of the  hands indicated  to me: it was a gesture more painful to
witness than anything I can imagine. It gave me the  feeling of the horrible
inadequacy of the world when brought face to face with truth. It gave me the
feeling  of the  stupidity of the blood tie  and of  the love  which  is not
spiritually  imbued.  I  look  back  rapidly  and  I  see  myself  again  in
California. I am alone and I am working like  a slave in the orange grove at
Chula Vista. Am I coming into  my own? I think  not. I  am  a very wretched,
forlorn,  miserable person.  I seem to have  lost everything.  In fact  I am
hardly a person -1 am more nearly an animal.  All  day long I am standing or
walking behind the two jackasses which are hitched  to my  sledge. I have no
thoughts, no dreams, no desires.  I am thoroughly healthy and  empty. I am a
nonentity. I am so thoroughly  alive and healthy that I am like the luscious
deceptive  fruit which hangs on the Californian trees. One  more ray  of sun
and I will be rotten. 

"Pourri avant d'etre muri!"

     Is it really 

me

 that is  rotting in this bright California sunshine? Is
there nothing left of me, of all  that I was up to this moment? Let me think
a bit...  There was Arizona. I remember now that it was already night when I
first set foot on Arizona soil. Just light enough to catch  the last glimpse
of  a fading  mesa. I am walking through the  main  street  of a little town
whose name is lost. What am I doing here on this street, in this  town? Why,
I am in love with Arizona, an Arizona of the mind which I search for in vain
with  my two  good eyes. In  the train there was  still with me  the Arizona
which  I had brought from New  York  -  even after we had  crossed the state
line. Was there not a bridge over a canyon which  had startled me  out of my
reverie? A bridge such as I had never seen before, a natural  bridge created
by a cataclysmic eruption thousands of years ago? And over this bridge I had
seen a man crossing,  a  man who looked  like an Indian, and he was riding a
horse and there was a long saddle-bag hanging  beside the stirrup. A natural
millenary bridge which in the  dying sun with air so clear  looked  like the
youngest, newest  bridge  imaginable. And  over  that bridge so  strong,  so
durable,  there passed, praise be to  God, just  a man and  a horse, nothing
more.  This  then  was  Arizona,  and  Arizona  was  

not

  a  figment  of the
imagination but  the  imagination  itself dressed as a horse and rider.  And
this was even more than the imagination  itself because there was no aura of
ambiguity but only  sharply and dead isolate the  thing itself which was the
dream and the dreamer himself seated  on horseback. And as the train stops I
put  my foot down and my foot has put a deep  hole in the dream: I am in the
Arizona  town  which  is  listed  in  the  timetable  and  it  is  only  the
geographical Arizona which anybody can visit who has the money. I am walking
along the main street with  a valise and I see hamburger sandwiches and real
estate offices. I  feel so terribly deceived and I begin to weep. It is dark
now and I stand at the end of a street, where  the desert begins, and I weep
like a fool. Which me is this weeping? Why it is the new little me which had
begun to germinate back in Brooklyn and which  is now in the midst of a vast
desert  and doomed to perish.  

Now, Roy Hamilton, I need you!

 I need you for
one moment, just  one little moment, while  I am falling apart. I  need  you
because I was not quite  ready to do what I have done. And do I not remember
your telling me  that it was unnecessary to make the trip, but to do it if I
must? Why didn't you  persuade me not to go? Ah, to  persuade was  never his
way. And  to ask advice was  never my  way. So here  I am,  bankrupt in  the
desert, and the bridge which was real is behind  me and  what  is unreal  is
before me and Christ  only knows I am so puzzled and  bewildered  that if  I
could sink into the earth and disappear I would do so.
     I  look back  rapidly and I  see  another man who  was left  to  perish
quietly  in the bosom of his  family  - 

my father.

 I  understand better what
happened to him if I  go back  very, very far and think of such  streets  as
Maujer, Conselyea, Humboldt... Humboldt particularly. These streets belonged
to a  neighbourhood  which  was  not far removed  from our neighbourhood but
which was different, more glamorous, more mysterious. I had been on Humboldt
Street only once as a child and I no  longer  remember  the  reason for that
excursion unless it was to visit some sick relative  languishing in a German
hospital. But the street itself made a  most lasting impression upon me: why
I have not the faintest idea. It remains in my memory as the most mysterious
and  the most promising  street that ever I  have seen. Perhaps when we were
making ready to go my  mother  had, as usual, promised something spectacular
as a reward for accompanying her.  I was always being promised things  which
never materialized.  Perhaps then, when I got  to Humboldt Street and looked
upon this new world with astonishment, perhaps  I forgot completely what had
been promised me and the street itself became the reward. I remember that it
was  very wide  and that there  were high stoops, such as  I  had never seen
before, on either side of the street. I remember too that in  a dressmaker's
shop  on the first floor of one of these strange houses there  was a bust in
the window  with a tape measure slung around the neck and I know  that I was
greatly moved by this  sight.  There was snow on the ground but  the sun was
out  strong  and I recall vividly how  about the bottoms of the  ash barrels
which had been  frozen into the ice there was  then a  little pool of  water
left by the  melting snow. The whole  street  seemed  to be melting  in  the
radiant winter's  sun.  On the  bannisters of the high stoops the mounds  of
snow which had formed such beautiful white pads were now beginning to slide,
to disintegrate, leaving dark patches of the brown stone which was then much
in vogue. The little glass signs of the dentists and physicians, tucked away
in the  comers  of the windows, gleamed brilliantly  in  the noonday sun and
gave me the  feeling for the first time that these offices were perhaps  not
the torture chambers  which I knew them  to be. I imagined,  in  my childish
way, that here  in this  neighbourhood, in this street particularly,  people
were more friendly, more expansive, and of course infinitely more wealthy. I
must have  expanded greatly myself though only  a tot, because for the first
time I was looking upon a  street which seemed devoid of terror.  It was the
sort  of  street,  ample, luxurious, gleaming, melting which  later, when  I
began  reading Dostoievski, I associated with  the  thaws of St. Petersburg.
Even the churches here were of  a different style of architecture; there was
something semi-Oriental about them, something grandiose and warm at the same
time, which both frightened  me  and  intrigued me.  On this broad, spacious
street I saw  that the houses were set well back from the sidewalk, reposing
in  quiet  and  dignity, and  unmarred  by  the  intercalation of shops  and
factories  and veterinary stables. I saw a street  composed  of  nothing but
residences and I was filled with awe and admiration. All this I remember and
no doubt it influenced me greatly, yet none of this is sufficient to account
for  the  strange power and  attraction which the very mention  of  Humboldt
Street still evokes in me. Some years later I went back in the night to look
at this street again, and I  was even  more  stirred  than when I had looked
upon it for the first  time. The aspect of the street of course had changed,
but it was night and the  night is always less  cruel than the day. Again  I
experienced  the strange delight of  spadousness of that luxuriousness which
was  now somewhat faded but  still redolent, still assertive in a patchy way
as  once  the  brown  stone bannisters  had asserted  themselves through the
melting snow.  Most distinct  of  all,  however, was  the  almost voluptuous
sensation of being  on the  verge of a discovery. Again I was strongly aware
of my mother's presence, of  the  big puffy  sleeves of her fur coat, of the
cruel swiftness with which  she had whisked  me through the street years ago
and  of  the  stubborn tenacity with which I had feasted my eyes on all that
was new and strange. On the occasion of this second visit I seemed  to dimly
recall another character  out of my childhood, the old housekeeper whom they
called by the outlandish name of Mrs.  Kicking. I could not recall her being
taken ill but I did seem to recall the fact that we  were paying her a visit
at  the hospital  where she was  dying and that this hospital must have been
near  Humboldt Street  which  was not  dying but which  was radiant  in  the
melting  snow of a winter's noon. What then had my mother promised me that I
have  never since been able  to  recall?  Capable  as she  was  of promising
anything,  perhaps  that  day,  in a fit of abstraction,  she  had  promised
something so preposterous that even I with  all my childish credulence could
not quite swallow it. And  yet,  if she had promised me the  moon,  though I
knew  it was out  of  the  question,  I would have struggled  to invest  her
promise with a  crumb of faith. I  wanted desperately  everything  that  was
promised  me,  and  if,  upon  reflection  I realized  that  it  was  dearly
impossible, I  nevertheless  tried in my own way  to  grope for a  means  of
making  these promises realizable. That people  could make  promises without
ever   having  the   least  intention  of  fulfilling  them  was   something
unimaginable to me.  Even when I was most cruelly deceived I still believed;
I found  that something extraordinary  and quite beyond the  other  person's
power had intervened to make the promise null and void.
     This question of belief, this old promise that  was never fulfilled, is
what makes  me  think of my  father who was deserted  at  the moment  of his
greatest need. Up to the time of his illness neither my father nor my mother
had  ever  shown  any  religious inclinations.  Though always upholding  the
church  to others, they themselves  never set foot in a church from the time
that they were married. Those who attended church too regularly  they looked
upon  as being a bit daffy. The very way they said -"so and so is religious"
- was enough to convey  the scorn and contempt, or else the pity, which they
felt  for  such individuals. If  now  and then, because of us children,  the
pastor called at  the house unexpectedly, he was treated as one to whom they
were obliged to defer out of ordinary politeness but  whom they had  nothing
in  common  with,  whom  they  were  a  little  suspicious of,  in  fact  as
representative of a species midway between a fool and  a  charlatan.  To us,
for  example, they would say  "a  lovely  man", but when their  cronies came
round and the gossip began to fly, then one would hear an entirely different
brand of comment, accompanied usually by peals  of scornful laughter and sly
mimicry.
     My father fell mortally  ill as a  result of swearing off too abruptly.
All his life he had  been a  jolly hail fellow well met:  he  had put  on  a
rather becoming paunch, his  cheeks were well filled out and red as a  beet,
his manners were easy and indolent, and he seemed destined to live on into a
ripe old age, sound  and healthy as a nut. But beneath this smooth and jolly
exterior  things were not  at all well. His affairs were  in bad  shape, the
debts were piling up, and already  some of his older friends  were beginning
to drop him. My  mother's attitude was what worried him most. She saw things
in a black light and  she took no trouble  to conceal  it.  Now and then she
became hysterical and  went at  him hammer and tongs, swearing at him in the
vilest  language  and smashing the  dishes and threatening to  run  away for
good. The upshot  of  it was that he  arose one  morning determined never to
touch another  drop. Nobody believed that he meant it  seriously: there  had
been  others in the family  who swore off, who went on the water  wagon,  as
they used to  say, but who quickly tumbled off again. No one in the  family,
and  they  had all tried at  different times,  had ever  become a successful
teetotaler. But my old rnan was  different. Where or how he got the strength
to  maintain  his resolution. God  only  knows.  It seems incredible to  me,
because had I  been in his boots myself I would have drunk myself  to death.
Not  the old man, however. This was the first  time  in his life he had ever
shown  any resolution about anything. My mother was so astounded that, idiot
that she was, she began to make  fun of him, to quip him  about his strength
of  will which had heretofore been so lamentably weak. Still he stuck to his
guns. His  drinking  pals faded away rather quickly. In short, he soon found
himself almost completely isolated. That must have cut him to the quick, for
before very many weeks had  passed, he became deathly ill and a consultation
was held. He recovered a bit, enough  to get out of  bed and walk about, but
still  a very  sick man. He was supposed to  be suffering from ulcers of the
stomach, though nobody  was  quite  sure exactly  what  ailed him. Everybody
understood, however, that he had made a mistake in swearing off so abruptly.
It  was  too  late,  however,  to return to a temperate mode of  living. His
stomach was so weak that it wouldn't  even hold a plate of soup. In a couple
of months he was  almost a skeleton. And  old. He looked like Lazarus raised
from the grave.
     One day my mother took me aside and with tears in her eyes begged me to
go visit the family doctor and learn the truth about my father's  condition.
Dr.  Rausch had  been  the  family physician  for  years. He was  a  typical
"Dutchman" of  the old school, rather weary and crochety  now after years of
practising and yet unable to tear himself completely away from his patients.
In his stupid Teutonic way he tried to scare the less serious patients away,
tried to argue them into health, as it were. When you walked into his office
he didn't  even bother to look up at you, but kept on writing or whatever it
might  be that  he  was  doing while  firing random questions at  you  in  a
perfunctory  and  insulting manner.  He behaved so rudely,  so suspiciously,
that ridiculous as it may  sound, it  almost appeared as though he  expected
his patients  to bring with them not only their ailments, but  the 

proof  of

their ailments. He  made one  feel that there was  not only  something wrong
physically but  that  there was  also  something  wrong mentally.  "You only
imagine it,"  was  his  favourite  phrase which he  flung out with a  nasty,
leering  gibe. Knowing  him  as  I did, and  detesting  him heartily, I came
prepared, that is, with the laboratory analysis of my  father's stool. I had
also analysis of his  urine in my overcoat pocket, should he  demand further
proof.
     When I was  a boy Dr. Rausch had shown some affection for  me, but ever
since the day I went to him with a dose of clap he had lost confidence in me
and always showed a sour  puss when I stuck my  head through the  door. Like
father like  son was his motto,  and  I was therefore  not at  all surprised
when, instead  of giving  me the information which I demanded,  he began  to
lecture me  and  the old man  at the  same time for our  way of living. "You
can't go against Nature," he said with a wry, solemn face, not looking at me
as he uttered  the words but making some useless notation in his big ledger.
I walked quietly up to his desk, stood beside him a moment  without making a
sound,  and then, when  he looked  up  with his usual  aggrieved,  irritated
expression, I said - "I didn't come here for moral instruction ... I want to
know what's the matter with my father."  At this he jumped up and turning to
me with his most severe look, he said, like the stupid, brutal Dutchman that
he was: "Your  father  hasn't a chance of recovering; he'll be dead in  less
than six months."  I said "Thank  you, that's all I  wanted to know,"  and I
made for  the door. Then, as though he felt that he had committed a blunder,
he strode after me heavily and, putting his hand on my shoulder, he tried to
modify the statement by hemming and hawing  and  saying I don't mean that it
is  absolutely certain he will die, etc., which  I cut short by opening  the
door and yelling at him, at the top of my lungs, so that his patients in the
anteroom would hear it - "I think you're a goddamned old fart and I hope you
croak, good-night!"
     When I got  home I modified the doctor's report somewhat by saying that
my father's condition was very serious but  that  if he took  good  care  of
himself he would pull through all right. This seemed to cheer the old man up
considerably. Of his  own accord  he took  to a  diet  of  milk and Zwieback
which,  whether  it was the best thing or  not, certainly did 

him

  no
harm. He remained a sort of semi-invalid for about a year, becoming more and
more calm inwardly as time went on and apparently determined to let nothing,
disturb his peace of mind, nothing, no matter if everything went to hell. As
he  grew stronger he took to making a daily promenade to the cemetery  which
was nearby. There  he would  sit on a bench  in the sun  and watch  the  old
people potter  around  the  graves. The  proximity to the  grave, instead of
rendering him  morbid,  seemed  to cheer him up. He seemed, if  anything, to
have become reconciled to the idea of eventual death, a fact  which no doubt
he  had  heretofore refused to  look in the face. Often  he came  home  with
flowers  which  he had picked in the cemetery, his face beaming with a quiet
serene joy,  and  seating  himself  in  the armchair  he  would recount  the
conversation  which  he  had  had   that  morning  with  one  of  the  other
valetudinarians  who frequented  the cemetery. It was  obvious after  a time
that  he was really enjoying his sequestration, or rather not  just enjoying
it,  but profiting deeply from the  experience in  a way that was  beyond my
mother's  intelligence  to  fathom. He  was  getting lazy, was  the way  she
expressed it.  Sometimes she  put it even more extremely,  tapping  her head
with  her forefinger as she spoke  of him, but  not saying  anything overfly
because of my sister who was without question a little wrong in the head.
     And then one  day,  through the  courtesy of an old  widow  who used to
visit her son's grave every day and was, as my mother would say, "religious"
he made the acquaintance of a minister belonging  to one of the neighbouring
churches. This  was  a momentous  event in the  old man's life.  Suddenly he
blossomed forth  and that little sponge of a soul which had almost atrophied
through lack of nourishment took on such astounding  proportions that he was
almost unrecognizable.  The man  who was responsible  for this extraordinary
change  in  the   old   man  was  in  no  way  unusual  himself;  he  was  a
Congregationalist minister attached to a modest little parish which adjoined
our neighbour-  hood. His one  virtue was that he kept his  religion in  the
background.  The old man quickly  fell into a sort of  boyish  idolatry;  he
talked of nothing but this minister whom he considered his friend. As he had
never looked at the  Bible  in his life, nor any other book for that matter,
it was rather startling, to say  the least, to  hear him say a little prayer
before  eating. He performed this little ceremony in a strange way, much the
way one takes a  tonic, for  example. If he recommended me to read a certain
chapter of the Bible he would add very seriously - "it will do you good." It
was a new medicine which he had discovered, a sort of quack remedy which was
guaranteed to cure all ills and which one might even take if he had no ills,
because in  any  case  it could certainly  do no  harm.  He attended all the
services,  all  the functions  which were  held  at the church, and  between
times,  when  out  for a  stroll,  for  example,  he  would  stop off at the
minister's home and have a little chat with  him. If the  minister said that
the  president was  a good  soul and  should be re-elected the old man would
repeat to every one exactly what the minister had said and urge them to vote
for the  president's re-election. Whatever the minister  said  was right and
just and nobody could gainsay him. There's no doubt that it was an education
for the old man. If the minister had mentioned the pyramids in the course of
his  sermon  the  old  man  immediately  began to  inform  himself about the
pyramids. He would talk about  the  pyramids as though  every one owed it to
himself  to become acquainted with the subject.  The minister  had said that
the pyramids were one of the crowning glories of man, ergo not to know about
the pyramids was to be  disgracefully  ignorant,  almost sinful. Fortunately
the minister didn't dwell much on the  subject  of sin: he was  of the modem
type of preacher who prevailed on his flock more by arousing their curiosity
than by appealing  to their conscience.  His sermons were more like  a night
school extension  course  and  for such  as the  old man, therefore,  highly
entertaining  and stimulating. Every now and  then the male  members of  the
congregation  were  invited  to  a  little  blow-out  which  was intended to
demonstrate that the good pastor  was just  an ordinary man like  themselves
and could,  on occasion,  enjoy  a  hearty meal  and  even  a glass of beer.
Moreover it was observed that  he even sang - not religious hymns, but jolly
little songs of the popular variety. Putting two and two together  one might
even infer from such  jolly behaviour that now and then he enjoyed getting a
little piece of tail - always in  moderation, to be sure. That was  the word
that was balsam to the old man's  lacerated soul - "moderation". It was like
discovering  a new  sign in  the zodiac. And though he was still too  ill to
attempt a return to even a moderate way of living, nevertheless  it  did his
soul good.  And  so,  when  Uncle Ned,  who  was  continually going  on  the
water-waggon and continually falling off it  again, came round to  the house
one evening the  old man  delivered him a  little  lecture  on the virtue of
moderation.  Uncle Ned was, at that moment, 

on

 the water-waggon and so, when
the old man, moved by his own words, suddenly went to the sideboard to fetch
a decanter of wine every one was shocked. No one had ever dared invite Uncle
Ned to drink when he had sworn  off;  to venture such a thing  constituted a
serious breach of loyalty. But the old man did  it with such conviction that
no one could  take  offence, and the result was that Uncle Ned took  a small
glass of wine and went home that evening without stopping off at a saloon to
quench his thirst. It was an extraordinary happening and there was much talk
about it for days after. In  fact. Uncle Ned began  to act a bit  queer from
that day on. It seems that he went the next day to the wine store and bought
a bottle  of  Sherry  which he emptied  into  the  decanter.  He placed  the
decanter on the sideboard, just as  he had seen the old man do, and, instead
of polishing it off in one  swoop, he contented himself with a glassful at a
time  - "just a thimbleful",  as  he put it. His behaviour was so remarkable
that my aunt, who was unable to quite believe her eyes, came  one day to the
house and  held a long conversation  with the old  man. She asked him, among
other things, to invite the minister to the house some evening so that Uncle
Ned  might  have the opportunity of falling under his beneficient influence.
The long and short of it was ±at Ned was soon taken into  the fold and, like
the  old man, seemed to  be  thriving under the experience. Things went fine
until the day of  the picnic. That day, unfortunately, was an unusually warm
day  and,  what  with the games,  the  excitement,  the hilarity.  Uncle Ned
developed an  extraordinary thirst. It was not  until he was three sheets to
the wind that some one  observed the regularity and the frequency with which
he was running to the beer keg. It was then too late. Once in that condition
he was unmanageable. Even the minister could do  nothing with him. Ned broke
away from  the  picnic quietly and went on a little rampage which lasted for
three days and nights. Perhaps it would have lasted longer had he not gotten
into  a  fist  fight down  at  the  waterfront  where  he  was  found  lying
unconscious by the  night watchman.  He  was taken to  the hospital  with  a
concussion of the brain from which  he never  recovered.  Returning from the
funeral the old man said with a dry eye - "Ned didn't know what it was to be
temperate. It was his own fault. Anyway, he's better off now ..."
     And as though to prove to the minister that he was not made of the same
stuff as Uncle Ned he became  even more assiduous in his churchly duties. He
had gotten himself promoted to  the  position of "elder", an office of which
he  was  extremely proud  and by grace of which he was  permitted during the
Sunday services to aid in taking up the  collection. To  think of my old man
marching up the aisle of a Congregationalist church with a collection box in
his hand; to think of him  standing  reverently  before the  altar with this
collection box  while the  minister blessed the  offering, seems  to  me now
something  so incredible that I scarcely know what to  say of  it. I like to
think, by contrast, of the man he was when I was just a kid and I would meet
him at the ferry house of a Saturday noon. Surrounding  the entrance to  the
ferry  house there  were then  three  saloons  which of a Saturday noon were
filled with  men who had  stopped off for a little  bite  at the free  lunch
counter and a  schooner of beer. I can see  the old man, as he  stood in his
thirtieth  year, a  healthy, genial soul with a  smile  for every  one and a
pleasant quip to pass the time  of day, see him with his  arm resting on the
bar,  his straw hat tipped on the back  of his head, his left hand raised to
down the  foaming suds. My eye was then on about a level with his heavy gold
chain  which was  spread cross-wise over  his vest; I remember the  shepherd
plaid suit which he wore in mid-summer and the distinction it gave him among
the other men  at  the bar  who  were not  lucky  enough to  have been  born
tailors. I remember the way he would dip his hand into the big glass bowl on
the free lunch counter  and hand me  a few pretzels, saying at the same time
that I ought  to go and  have a look at the scoreboard  in the window of the
Brooklyn Times nearby.  And, perhaps, as I ran out  of the saloon to see who
was winning a  string of cyclists  would pass close to the curb, holding  to
the  little strip  of asphalt which had  been laid down expressly  for them.
Perhaps the ferry-boat was  just coming into the dock  and  I would  stop  a
moment to watch  the men  in uniform as they  pulled away at  the big wooden
wheels to which the chains were attached. As the gates  were thrown open and
the planks  laid  down  a mob would rush through the shed and  make for  the
saloons  which adorned the nearest comers.  Those were the days when the old
man knew the  meaning of "moderation", when he  drank because  he was  truly
thirsty,  and to down  a schooner of  beer by the  ferry  house was  a man's
prerogative. Then it was as Melville has so well said: "Feed all things with
food convenient for them - that is, if the  food  be procurable. The food of
thy  soul is  light and space; feed it then on light and space. But the food
of the body is champagne and oysters; feed it then on champagne and oysters;
and  so shall it  merit a joyful resurrection,  if there is any to be." Yes,
then  it seems to me that the old man's soul had not yet shrivelled up, that
it was endlessly bounded by light  and space  and that his body, heedless of
the resurrection, was feeding on all that was convenient and procurable - if
not  champagne and oysters,  at least good lager beer and pretzels. Then his
body had  not  been condemned, nor his way  of  living,  nor his  absence of
faith.  Nor was he yet surrounded by vultures,  but only  by good  comrades,
ordinary mortals like himself who looked neither  high nor  low but straight
ahead,  the  eye  always  fixed  on the  horizon  and content with the sight
thereof.
     And now, as a  battered wreck, he has made himself into an elder of the
church and he stands before the altar, grey and bent and withered, while the
minister gives his blessing to the measly collection which will go to make a
new bowling alley. Perhaps it was necessary for him  to experience the birth
of the soul, to feed this sponge-like growth with that light and space which
the  Congregational church offered. But what a poor substitute for a man who
had known the joys of that food which the body craved and which, without the
pangs of conscience,  had flooded even his sponge-like soul with a light and
space that  was  ungodly  but radiant and terrestrial. I think  again of his
seemly little "corporation" over which the thick gold chain was strung and I
think that with that death of his paunch there  was left to survive only the
sponge of a soul, a sort of appendix to his own bodily death. I think of the
minister  who  had swallowed him up as a sort of  inhuman  sponge-eater, the
keeper  of a wigwam hung with spiritual scalps. I think of what subsequently
ensued  as a  kind of tragedy  in sponges, for though he  promised light and
space,  no sooner had he passed  out of my father's life than the whole airy
edifice came tumbling down.
     It all came about in the most ordinary lifelike way. One evening, after
the  customary  men's  meeting,  the  old man  came home  with  a  sorrowful
countenance. They  had  been informed  that  evening  that  the minister was
taking leave  of  them. He had been offered  a more advantageous position in
the township of New Rochelle and, despite his great reluctance to desert his
flock, he had decided to accept the oner. He had of course accepted  it only
after much meditation - as a  duty, in other words.  It  would mean a better
income,  to   be   sure,  but  that  was  nothing   compared  to  the  grave
responsibilities which he was about to  assume. They had need  of him in New
Rochelle and he was  obeying the voice of  his  conscience. All this the old
man related  with the  same unctuousness  that the minister had given to his
words.  But it  was  immediately  apparent that the  old man  was  hurt.  He
couldn't see  why  New Rochelle could not find another minister. He  said it
wasn't fair to tempt the minister with a bigger salary. 

We need him here,

 he
said  ruefully, with such sadness that I almost felt like weeping. He added,
that he was going to have a heart to heart talk  with  the minister that  if
anybody could persuade him to remain it was he. In the days that followed he
certainly did his best, no doubt much to the minister's discomfiture. It was
distressing to  see the blank look  in  his face when he returned from these
conferences. He had the expression  of a man who was  trying to  grasp at  a
straw to keep from drowning.  Naturally  the minister remained adamant. Even
when the old man broke down  and wept  before  him he could not be  moved to
change his mind. That was the turning point. From that moment on the old man
underwent a radical change.  He seemed to grow bitter and querulous. He  not
only forgot to say grace at the table but he abstained from going to church.
He resumed his old habit of going to the cemetery and basking on a bench. He
became  morose,  then melancholy, and finally there grew into  his  face  an
expression of  permanent sadness, a sadness encrusted  with disillusionment,
with  despair,  with futility. He  never again mentioned the man's name, nor
the  church,  nor any of the elders with whom he had once associated. If  he
happened to pass them in  the  street he bade them the time  of  day without
stopping  to shake  hands.  He read the  newspapers diligently, from back to
front, without comment. Even the ads he read, every one, as though trying to
block up a huge hole which was constantly before his eyes. I never heard him
laugh again. At the most he would give us a sort of weary, hopeless smile, a
smile  which  faded instantly  and  left  us  with  the spectacle of  a life
extinct. He was dead as a crater, dead  beyond all hope of resurrection. And
not even had he been given  a  new stomach, or a tough new intestinal tract,
would it have  been possible  to restore him to  life  again.  He had passed
beyond the lure  of  champagne  and  oysters, beyond  the need of light  and
space.  He was like the dodo which buries its head in  the sand and whistles
out of its ass-hole. When he went to sleep in the Morris-chair his lower jaw
dropped like  a hinge that has become unloosened; he had  always been a good
snorer but now he snored louder than ever, like  a man who was in truth dead
to the  world.  His snores,  in fact, were very much like the death  rattle,
except that they were punctuated by an intermittent long-drawn-out whistling
of the peanut stand variety. He seemed, when he  snored,  to be chopping the
whole universe  to bits so that  we  who  succeeded him  would  have  enough
kindling  wood to last a lifetime.  It was the most horrible and fascinating
snoring that I  have  ever listened to:  it  was sterterous  and stentorian,
morbid and grotesque; at times it was like an accordion collapsing, at other
times like  a frog croaking in the swamps;  after a prolonged whistle  there
sometimes  followed  a  frightful wheeze as  if he were giving up the ghost,
then it  would  settle back again into  a  regular  rise and fall, a  steady
hollow chopping as though he  stood stripped to the waist, with axe in hand,
before  the  accumulated madness  of all the bric-a-brac of this world. What
gave  these  performances  a  slightly  crazy  quality  was  the  mummy-like
expression  of  the face in  which the big blubber lips  alone came to life;
they  were  like the gills  of a shark  snoozing on the surface of the still
ocean. Blissfully  he snored away on the bosom of the deep, never  disturbed
by  a  dream  or a  draught, never  fitful, never plagued  by an unsatisfied
desire; when he closed his eyes and collapsed, the light of  the world  went
out and he  was alone as  before birth, a cosmos gnashing itself to bits. He
sat there in  his Morris-chair  as Jonah  must have sat  in the body of  the
whale,  secure  in the last refuge  of  a  black  hole,  expecting  nothing,
desiring nothing,  not dead but buried alive, swallowed whole and unscathed,
the big blubber  lips gently  flapping with the flux and reflux of the white
breath of emptiness.  He was in the land of Nod searching for  Cain and Abel
but encountering no living  soul, no word, no  sign. He dove  with the whale
and scraped the icy black bottom; he covered  furlongs at top  speed, guided
only  by the fleecy manes of  undersea beasts. He was the smoke  that curled
out of the chimney-tops,  the heavy layers of  cloud that obscured the moon,
the thick slime that  made the slippery linoleum floor of the ocean  depths.
He  was  deader  than dead  because alive  and  empty,  beyond  all  hope of
resurrection in that he had travelled beyond the limits  of  light and space
and securely  nestled himself in the black hole of  nothingness. He was more
to be envied than pitied, for his  sleep was  not a lull  or an interval but
sleep itself which is the deep and hence sleeping ever deepening, deeper and
deeper in  sleep sleeping,  the sleep of the deep in  deepest sleep, at  the
nethermost depth full slept, the deepest and sleepest sleep of sleep's sweet
sleep. He was asleep. He 

is

 asleep. He 

will

 be asleep. Sleep. Sleep. 

Father,
sleep, I beg you, for we who are awake are boiling in horror

 . . .
     With  the world fluttering away on the  last wings of a  hollow snore I
see the door opening to admit Grover Watrous. "Christ be with you!" he says,
dragging  his  club foot along. He is quite a young man now and he has found
God. There is only one God and Grover Watrous has found Him and  so there is
nothing  more to  say except that everything has to be  said  over again  in
Grover  Watrous'  new  God-language.  This  bright  new  language which  God
invented  especially  for  Grover  Watrous  intrigues  me enormously,  first
because I  had  always  considered  Grover to be  a  hopeless  dunce, second
because I notice  that there are no longer  any tobacco  stains on his agile
fingers. When  we were boys Grover lived next  door to us. He would visit me
from time  to time  in  order to practise a duet with me. Though he was only
fourteen or fifteen he smoked  like a  trooper. His  mother could do nothing
against it because Grover  was a genius  and a  genius had to  have a little
liberty, particularly when he was also unfortunate enough to have  been born
with a club foot. Grover was the kind of genius  who thrives on dirt. He not
only had nicotine stains on his fingers but he had filthy  black nails which
would  break under hours  of  practising, imposing  upon  young  Grover  the
ravishing obligation of tearing them off with his teeth. Grover used to spit
out broken nails along with bits of tobacco which  got caught  in his teeth.
It  was delightful  and stimulating.  The cigarettes  burned holes into  the
piano and,  as my mother critically observed,  also 

tarnished

 the keys. When
Grover  took leave the  parlour stank like the backroom  of an  undertaker's
establishment.  It  stank of dead cigarettes, sweat,  dirty  linen, Grover's
oaths and the dry heat left by the dying notes of Weber, Berlioz, Liszt  and
Co. It stank too of Grover's running ear and of his decaying teeth. It stank
of his mother's pampering and whimpering. His own home was a stable divinely
suited to  his genius, but the parlour of our home was like the waiting room
of a mortician's office and Grover was a lout who didn't even know enough to
wipe his feet. In the winter time  his nose  ran like  a  sewer and  Grover,
being too  engrossed in his music to bother wiping  his  nose, the cold snot
was left to trickle down until it reached his lips where it was sucked in by
a very  long white tongue. To the  flatulent  music of Weber, Berlioz, Liszt
and Co. it added a piquant sauce  which made  those empty devils  palatable.
Every other word  from Grover's lips was an  oath, his favourite  expression
being - "I can't get the fucking thing right!" Sometimes he  grew so annoyed
that he would take his  fists and pound the piano like a madman. It was  his
genius coming out the wrong way. His mother, in fact, used to attach a great
deal of importance to  these  fits of anger; they  convinced her that he had
something in him. Other people simply  said that Grover was impossible. Much
was forgiven, however, because  of his club foot.  Grover was sly enough  to
exploit this bad foot; whenever he wanted anything badly  he developed pains
in the foot.  Only the  piano  seemed to  have  no respect  for  this maimed
member.  The piano  therefore  was  an object  to be  cursed and kicked  and
pounded to bits. If  he were in good form,  on  the other hand, Grover would
remain at the piano for  hours  on end; in fact, you couldn't drag him away.
On  such occasions  his mother  would go stand in the grass plot in front of
the  house and waylay  the neighbours in order to  squeeze  a few  words  of
praise out  of  them.  She  would  be so carried  away by her son's "divine"
playing that she  would forget to  cook  the evening meal. The  old man, who
worked in  the sewers,  usually came home  grumpy and famished. Sometimes he
would march directly  upstairs to the parlour and yank Grover off  the piano
stool. He had a rather foul vocabulary himself and  when he let loose on his
genius of a son  there wasn't  much left for Grover to say. In the old man's
opinion Grover was just a lazy son of a bitch who could make a lot of noise.
Now and then he  threatened to  chuck the fucking piano out of the window  -
and Grover with it. If the mother were rash enough to interfere during these
scenes he would give her a  clout  and tell her to go piss up the  end of  a
rope. He  had his moments  of weakness too, of course, and in such a mood he
might ask Grover what the hell he was  rattling away at,  and  if the latter
said,  for example, "why the Sonata Pathetique", the old buzzard would say -
"what  the hell does that mean? Why, in Christ's name don't they put it down
in plain  English?" The  old man's ignorance  was even  harder for Grover to
bear than his brutality. He was heartily ashamed of his old man and when the
latter was  out of sight he would ridicule him unmercifully.  When he  got a
little  older he used to insinuate that he wouldn't  have  been born with  a
club foot if the old man  hadn't been such a mean  bastard. He said that the
old man must have kicked his mother in the belly when she was pregnant. This
alleged kick  in the belly must have affected Grover  in  diverse ways,  for
when he had grown up to be quite a  young  man, as I was saying, he suddenly
took to God with  such a passion that there was no blowing your  nose before
him without first asking God's permission.
     Grover's conversion followed right upon the  old man's deflation, which
is why  I am reminded  of it. Nobody had  seen the Watrouses for a number of
years  and then, right in the  midst  of  a  bloody snore, you might say, in
pranced Grover scattering  benedictions and calling  upon God as his witness
as he  rolled up his sleeves to deliver us from evil. What  I noted first in
him  was the  change in his personal appearance; he had been washed  dean in
the blood of the Lamb. He was so immaculate, indeed, that there was almost a
perfume emanating from him. His  speech too  had been cleaned up, instead of
wild oaths there  were now nothing but blessings and invocations. It was not
a conversation which he held with us but a monologue in which, if there were
any  questions, he  answered them himself.  As he took  the chair which  was
offered 

him

 he said with the nimbleness of a jack-rabbit that God had
given  his only beloved Son in order  that we might  enjoy life everlasting.
Did we really want this life everlasting - or were we simply going to wallow
in  the joys of the flesh and die without knowing salvation? The incongruity
of  mentioning  the "joys of the flesh" to  an aged couple, one  of whom was
sound asleep and snoring, never struck  him, to be sure. He was so alive and
jubilant  in the  first flush  of God's merciful  grace  that  he must  have
forgotten that my sister was dippy, for, without even  inquiring how she had
been, he began to harangue her  in this new-found spiritual palaver to which
she was entirely impervious because, as I say, she was minus so many buttons
that if he had been talking about chopped spinach it would have been just as
meaningful to her. A phrase like "the pleasures of the  flesh"  meant to her
something like a  beautiful day with  a  red parasol. I could see by the way
she  sat on  the edge of her chair and  bobbed her  head that she  was  only
waiting for him to catch his breath in order to inform him that the pastor -

her

 pastor, who was an Episcopalian - had just returned from Europe and that
they were going to have a fair in the basement of the church where she would
have a little booth fitted up with doylies from the five-and-ten cent store.
In fact,  no sooner had he  paused  a moment than she let  loose - about the
canals  of  Venice,  the snow in  the Alps, the  dog  carts in Brussels, the
beautiful Uverwurst  in Munich. She was  not only  religious, my sister, but
she was clean daffy. Grover had just slipped in something about having  seen
a new heaven  and a new  earth... 

for  the first heaven and the  first earth
were  passed away,

  he  said, mumbling  the words  in a  sort of  hysterical
glissando in order  to unburden himself of an oracular message about the New
Jerusalem  which  God  had established  on  earth  and in  which he,  Grover
Watrous,  once foul  of  speech and marred by a twisted  foot, had found the
peace  and the calm of the righteous. 

"There shall be no more death  ...

" he
started to shout when my sister leaned forward and asked him very innocently
if he liked to bowl because the pastor  had  just installed  a beautiful new
bowling alley in the basement of the church and she knew he would be pleased
to  see Grover  because he was  a lovely man and he was kind  to  the  poor.
Grover said  that it was a sin to  bowl  and that he belonged  to no  church
because the  churches were  godless: he had even given  up playing the piano
because God needed him for higher things. 

"He that overcometh  shall inherit
all things,"

 he added  "and I will be his God, and  he shall be my son."  He
paused  again to blow his nose in  a beautiful white handkerchief, whereupon
my sister took the occasion to remind him that in the old days he always had
a  running nose  but that he never  wiped  it. Grover listened to  her  very
solemnly and then remarked that he had been cured of many evil ways. At this
point the old  man woke  up and, seeing Grover sitting beside him  large  as
life, he was quite  startled  and for  a  moment or two  he was not sure, it
seemed, whether Grover was a morbid phenomenon of dream or an hallucination,
but  the sight  of  the clean handkerchief brought him quickly to  his wits.
"Oh, it's you!" he exclaimed. "The Watrous boy, what? Well, what in the name
of all that's holy are you doing here?"
     "I came in the name  of the Holy of Holies," said Grover  unabashed. "I
have been purified by the  death on  Calvary and I am here in Christ's sweet
name that ye maybe redeemed and walk in light and power and glory."
     The old man looked dazed. "Well, what's come over you?" he said, giving
Grover  a  feeble, consolatory  smile. My  mother had just come in  from the
kitchen and had taken a stand behind Grover's chair. By making a wry grimace
with her  mouth  she  was trying to convey to the  old man  that  Grover was
cracked.  Even my sister seemed  to realize that  there was something  wrong
with  him,  especially  when he had  refused to visit the new bowling  alley
which her lovely pastor had expressly installed for young men such as Grover
and his likes.
     What  was  the matter with Grover? Nothing, except that  his  feet were
solidly  planted on the fifth foundation of the great wall  of the Holy City
of Jerusalem, the  fifth  foundation made  entirely  of sardonyx, whence  he
commanded a view of a pure river of water of life issuing from the throne of
God. And the sight of this  river of  life was  to Grover like the bite of a
thousand fleas in his lower colon. Not until he had run at least seven times
around  the earth would he be able to sit quietly on his ass and observe the
blindness and the indifference of men with something like equanimity. He was
alive and purged, and though to the eyes  of the sluggish,  sluttish spirits
who  are  sane he was "cracked", to me he  seemed infinitely better off this
way  than before. He was a pest who could do you no harm. If you listened to
him  long  enough  you  became  somewhat  purged  yourself,  though  perhaps
unconvinced. Grover's bright  new  language  always caught me in the midriff
and through inordi-  nate laughter  cleansed  me of the dross accumulated by
the sluggish sanity about me. He was alive as  Ponce de Leon had hoped to be
alive; alive  as only a few men have  ever been. And being unnaturally alive
he  didn't mind in the least if you  laughed in his face, nor would he  have
minded  if you had stolen  the few possessions which were  his. He was alive
and empty, which is so close to Godhood that it is crazy.
     With his feet solidly planted  on  the great  wall of the New Jerusalem
Grover knew  a joy which is incommensurable. Perhaps if he had not been born
with a club foot he would not have known this incredible joy. Perhaps it was
well that his father  had kicked the mother  in  the belly while  Grover was
still  in the  womb. Perhaps it  was  that kick in the belly which  had sent
Grover soaring, which  made him so thoroughly alive and awake that  even  in
his sleep he was  delivering God's messages. The harder he laboured the less
he was fatigued. He had no more worries, no regrets, no clawing memories. He
recognized no duties, no obligations, except to God. And what did God expect
of  him? Nothing, nothing ... except to sing His  praises. God only asked of
Grover  Watrous that he  reveal himself alive in the flesh. He only asked of
him to be more and more alive. And when fully  alive Grover was a voice  and
this voice was a flood which made all dead things into  chaos and this chaos
in turn became the  mouth of  the world in the very centre of which  was the
verb 

to be. In the beginning there was  the Word, and the Word was with God,
and the Word was God.

 So God; was this  strange  little infinitive which  is
all there is - and is  it not enough? For Grover it was more than enough: it
was everything. Starting from this Verb  what difference  did it make  which
road he travelled? To leave the Verb was to travel away  from the centre, to
erect a Babel. Perhaps God had deliberately maimed Grover Watrous  in  order
to hold him to the centre, to the Verb. By an invisible cord God held Grover
Watrous to  his stake which  ran through the  heart of the  world and Grover
became the fat goose which laid a golden egg every day . . .
     Why  do I write  of  Grover  Watrous?  Because I have met  thousands of
people and none of  them were alive in the way that Grover was. Most of them
were  more intelligent, many of them were  brilliant, some of them were even
famous,  but  none  were  alive   and   empty  as  Grover  was.  Grover  was
inexhaustible.  He  was like a bit of  radium  which, even if buried under a
mountain does not lose its power to give off  energy.  I had seen plenty  of
so-called  

energetic

 people before - is not America  filled with them? - but
never, in the  shape of  a  human  being,  a reservoir of  energy. And  what
created  this  inexhaustible reservoir of energy? An illumination.  Yes,  it
happened in the  twinkling of  an  eye, which is the  only way that anything
important  ever does happen. Overnight all Grover's preconceived values were
thrown overboard. Suddenly, just like that, he ceased moving as other people
move. He put  the brakes  on and  he kept  the  motor running. If once, like
other people, he had thought it was necessary to  get  somewhere now he knew
that somewhere  was anywhere  and therefore  right here and so why move? Why
not  park the car and keep the motor running?  Meanwhile the earth itself is
turning and Grover knew it was turning and knew that he was turning with it.
Is the earth  getting anywhere? Grover  must undoubtedly  have asked himself
this question and must  undoubtedly have  satisfied himself that it was  

not

getting  anywhere.  Who, then, had said that  we must get  somewhere? Grover
would  inquire of  this  one and that where  they were  heading  for and the
strange thing was that  although they were all heading  for their individual
destinations none  of them ever stopped to reflect that  the one  inevitable
destination for all alike was the grave. This  puzzled Grover because nobody
could  convince him  that death was  not  a certainty, whereas  nobody could
convince  anybody  else  that  any other  destination  was  an  uncertainty.
Convinced of the dead certainty of death Grover suddenly became tremendously
and overwhelmingly alive. For the first time in his life  he  began to live,
and  at  the  same  time  the  dub  foot  dropped  completely  out  of   his
consciousness. This is a strange thing,  too, when you come  to think of it,
because the dub foot, just like death, was another ineluctable fact. Yet the
dub foot dropped  out of mind, or, what is more important, all that had been
attached to the club foot. In the same way, having accepted death, death too
dropped out of Grover's mind. Having seized on the single certainty of death
all  the  uncertain- ties vanished. The rest of  the world  was now  limping
along with dub-footed  uncertainties and  Grover Watrous  alone was free and
unimpeded. Grover Watrous was the  personification of certainty. He may have
been wrong, but he was certain. 

And what good does it do to be right if  one
has  to limp along  with a club  foot?

 Only a few men have ever realized the
truth  of this  and their names have become very great names. Grover Watrous
will probably  never be  known, but  he is very great just the same. This is
probably the reason why I write  about him - just the fact that I had enough
sense  to realize that Grover had achieved greatness even though nobody else
will  admit it. At the  time I  simply thought that  Grover  was  a harmless
fanatic, yes, a little "cracked", as my mother insinuated. But every man who
has caught the truth of certitude was a little  cracked and it is only these
men who  have accomplished  anything for the  world. Other  men, other 

great

men, have destroyed a little here and there, but these few whom I  speak of,
and  among  whom  I  include  Grover  Watrous,  were  capable of  destroying
everything  in order that the  truth might live. Usually these men were born
with an impediment, with  a dub foot, so to speak, and by a strange irony it
is only the club  foot  which men  remember.  If a man like  Grover  becomes
depossessed of his club foot, the world says that he has become "possessed".
This  is  the logic of incertitude and its  fruit  is misery. Grover was the
only  truly joyous  being I ever  met  in my life and this, therefore,  is a
little monument which  I am erecting in  his memory,  in the memory  of  his
joyous certitude. It is a pity that he  had to use Christ  for a crutch, but
then what does it matter how  one comes by the truth  so long as one pounces
upon it and lives by it?
     
AN INTERLUDE

     Confusion is  a  word we  have  invented for  an  order  which  is  not
understood. I like to  dwell on this  period when things were  taking  shape
because  the order, if it  were understood, must have been dazzling.  In the
first  place there was Hymie, Hymie the  bull-frog, and there  were also his
wife's ovaries which  had been  rotting away for a  considerable time. Hymie
was completely  wrapped up in  his wife's rotting ovaries. It was  the daily
topic of  conversation; it took precedence now over the  cathartic pills and
the coated  tongue.  Hymie dealt in "sexual  proverbs", as  he called  them.
Everything he said began  from or led up  to the ovaries. Despite everything
he was still nicking it off with the wife - prolonged snake-life copulations
in  which he would  smoke  a  cigarette  or two before un-cunting.  He would
endeavour to explain to me how the pus from  the rotting  ovaries put her in
heat. She  had always  been a good fuck, but  now she was  better than ever.
Once the ovaries were ripped out  there'd  be no telling how she'd  take it.
She seemed to  realize that too.  Ergo,  fuck  away! Every night, after  the
dishes were  cleared  away,  they'd strip down  in  their  little  bird-like
apartment and lay together like a couple of snakes. He tried to  describe it
to me on a number of occasions - the ways she fucked.  It was like an oyster
inside, an oyster  with soft teeth  that nibbled away  at him.  Sometimes it
felt as though he were right inside her womb, so soft and fluffy it was, and
those soft  teeth biting away  at his  pecker and making him delirious. They
used to lie scissors-fashion and look up at the ceiling. To keep from coming
he would  think about the office, about the little worries which plagued him
and kept his bowels  tied up in a knot. In between orgasms he would let  his
mind  dwell on some one else, so that when she'd start working on him  again
he might imagine he was having a brand  new fuck with a  brand new cunt.  He
used to  arrange  it so  that  he could look  out of the window while it was
going on. He was getting so adept at it that he could undress a woman on the
boulevard there  under his window  and  transport her to  the bed;  not only
that,  but  he could  actually make her change  places  with  his wife,  all
without un-cunting. Sometimes he'd fuck away like that for a couple of hours
and never bother to shoot off. Why waste it! he would say.
     Steve  Romero, on  the other hand, had a hell  of a time holding it in.
Steve was built like a bull and  he  scattered  his seed freely. We used  to
compare notes sometimes sitting in the Chop Suey joint around the comer from
the office.  It was a strange atmosphere. Maybe it was  because there was no
wine.  Maybe it  was the funny little black mushrooms they served us. Anyway
it wasn't difficult to  get started on the subject. By the time Steve met us
he would already have had his workout, a shower  and  a rubdown. He was dean
inside  and out. Almost a perfect specimen of a man. Not very bright, to  be
sure, but  a  good egg, a  companion. Hymie, on the  other  hand, was like a
toad. He  seemed to come to  the table direct from the swamps where  he  had
passed  a mucky day. Filth rolled off  his lips  like  honey.  In fact,  you
couldn't  call  it  filth,  in his  case, because  there  wasn't  any  other
ingredient with which you might compare it.  It was all one fluid, a  slimy,
sticky substance made entirely of sex. When he looked at his food he saw  it
as  potential  sperm;  if the weather were warm he would say it was good for
the balls; if he  took a trolley ride he knew in  advance that  the rhythmic
movement of the trolley would stimulate his appetite, would give him a slow,
"personal" hard-on, as he put it. Why "personal" I never found out, but that
was  his expression.  He  liked to  go  out with us because  we were  always
reasonably sure of  picking up something decent. Left  to  himself he didn't
always  fare so well.  With us he got a change of meat - Gentile cunt, as he
put  it He  liked Gentile cunt. Smelled  sweeter,  he said.  Laughed  easier
too...  Sometimes  in the  very  midst  of things. The one thing he couldn't
tolerate  was dark meat.  It amazed and disgusted him  to see  me travelling
around with  Valeska. Once  he asked  me if she  didn't smell kind of  extra
strong like. I told him I liked it that way - strong  and smelly, with  lots
of gravy around it. He almost blushed at that. Amazing how delicate he could
be  about some things.  Food,  for example.  Very finicky  about  his  food.
Perhaps a racial trait. Immaculate about his person, too. Couldn't stand the
sight of a  spot  on  his  dean  cuffs.  Constantly  brushing  himself  off,
constantly taking his  pocket mirror  out to  see  if  there were  any  food
between his teeth. If he  found  a crumb he would hide his  face  behind the
napkin and extract it with his pearlhandled toothpick. The ovaries of course
he couldn't see. Nor could he smell them either, because his wife too was an
immaculate bitch.  Douching herself  all  day long  in  preparation for  the
evening nuptials. It was tragic, the importance she gave to her ovaries.
     l62
     Up until the day  she  was taken to  the  hospital she  was  a  regular
fucking block. The thought of never being able to  fuck again frightened the
wits out of her. Hymie of course told her it wouldn't make any difference to
him one way or the other.  Glued to  her like  a snake,  a cigarette in  his
mouth,  the  girls passing below on  the boulevard, it was hard  for  him to
imagine  a woman not being able to fuck any more. He  was sure the operation
would be successful.  

Successful!

 That's to say that she'd fuck  even better
than  before. He used  to tell her that, lying on his back looking up at the
ceiling.  "You  know I'll always love  you," he would say. "Move over just a
little bit, will you  ... there, like that... that's it. What was I  saying?
Oh yes... why  sure,  why should you worry about things like that? Of course
I'll  be  true to you. Listen, pull away just a  little bit... yeah,  that's
it... that's  fine."  He used  to tell us about it  in the Chop  Suey joint.
Steve would laugh like hell. Steve couldn't do a thing like that. He was too
honest -  especially with women.  That's why  he never  had any luck. Little
Curiey, for example -Steve hated Curiey - would always get what he wanted...
He was a born  liar, a born deceiver. Hymie didn't like Curiey much  either.
He  said he  was dishonest, meaning  of  course dishonest  in money matters.
About  such things Hymie was scrupulous. What he disliked especially was the
way  Curiey talked  about  his  aunt. It was bad enough, in Hymie's opinion,
that he should be screwing the sister of his own mother, but to make her out
to be nothing but a piece of stale cheese, that was too much for  Hymie. One
ought to have a  bit of respect for a woman, provided she's  not a whore. If
she's a whore that's different. Whores are  not  women. Whores  are  whores.
That was how Hymie looked at things.
     The real reason for his dislike,  however,  was that whenever they went
out  together Curiey always  got the best choice. And  not only that, but it
was usually with Hymie's money that Curiey managed it. Even  the way  Curiey
asked for money irritated Hymie - it was like extortion, he said. He thought
it  was partly my fault, that  I was  too lenient with the kid. "He's got no
moral  character,"  Hymie  would  say.  "And  what  about  

you,

  your  moral
character?"  I  would  ask. "Oh 

me  I

 Shit, I'm  too old  to have any  moral
character. But  Curley's only a kid." "You're jealous,  that's what,"  Steve
would say. 

"Me ?

 Me jealous of 

him

  ?" And he'd try to smother the idea with
a scornful  little laugh. It made him  wince,  a jab like that "Listen,"  he
would  say, turning  to me,  "did I ever act  jealous towards  you? Didn't I
always turn  a girl over to  you if you asked me?  What about that redhaired
girl in S.U. office... yon remember ... the one  with the big  teats? Wasn't
that a nice piece of ass to turn over to a friend? But I did it, didn't I? I
did  it because you  said  you liked big teats.  But I  wouldn't do  it  for
Curiey. He's a little crook. Let him do his own digging."
     As a matter  of  fact, Curley was digging  away  very industriously. He
must have  had  five or six  on  the string at one  time, from  what I could
gather. There was Valeska, for example -  he  had made himself  pretty solid
with her. She  was  so damned  pleased to  have  some  one fuck her  without
blushing that  when it came to sharing him with her cousin and then with the
midget she didn't put up the least objection. What she liked best was to get
in the tub and let him fuck her under water.  It  was  fine until the midget
got wise to it. Then there was a nice rumpus which was finally ironed out on
the parlour  floor. To listen to Curiey talk he did everything but climb the
chandeliers.  And  always  plenty  of pocket  money  to  boot.  Valeska  was
generous,  but the cousin was a softy. If she came within a  foot of a stiff
prick  she  was like  putty. An unbuttoned fly was  enough to  put her in  a
trance.  It was almost shameful  the  things  Curiey  made  her do.  He took
pleasure in degrading her. I could scarcely blame him for it, she was such a
prim, priggish  bitch  in her street clothes. You'd almost swear she  didn't
own  a cunt, the way  she carried herself  in the street. Naturally, when he
got her  alone  he  made  her pay for  her high-falutin' ways. He went at it
cold-bloodedly. "Pish 'it out!" he'd say opening his fly  a little. "Fish it
out with your tongue!" (He had it in for the whole bunch because, as he  put
it, they were sucking one another off behind his back.) Anyway, once she got
the taste  of it in her mouth you could do anything with her. Sometimes he'd
stand  her  on her  hands  and push her  around the room that  way,  like  a
wheelbarrow. Or  else  he'd do it dog  fashion,  and while  she  groaned and
squirmed he'd nonchalantly  light a cigarette and blow the smoke between her
legs.  Once he played her a dirty  little  trick doing  it that way. He  had
worked her up to such a state that she  was beside herself. Anyway, after he
had  almost polished  the ass off  her with his back-scuttling he pulled out
for a  second, as  though to  cool  his cock  off, and then very slowly  and
gently he shoved a big long carrot up her twat. "That, Miss Abercrombie," he
said,  "is  a sort of Doppelganger  to my  regular cock,"  and with that  he
unhitches  himself  and  yanks  up  his  pants.  Cousin  Abercrombie was  so
bewildered  by it  all that she let a  tremendous  fart and out tumbled  the
carrot. At least, that's how  Curley related it to me. He was an  outrageous
liar,  to be sure, and there may  not  be a grain of truth in the  yam,  but
there's  no  denying  that  he  had  a flair for such  tricks.  As for  Miss
Abercrombie and her high-tone Narragansett ways, well, with a cunt like that
one can always imagine the  worst. By comparison Hymie was a purist. Somehow
Hymie and his fat circumcised dick were two different things. When he got  a
personal hard-on, as he said, he really meant that  he was irresponsible. He
meant that Nature was asserting itself - through his, Hymie Laubscher's fat,
circumcised dick. It was the same with his wife's cunt. It was something she
wore between her legs, like an ornament. It was a part of Mrs. Laubscher but
it wasn't Mrs. Laubscher personally, if you get what I mean.
     Well, all this  is  simply  by way of leading up to  the general sexual
confusion which prevailed  at  this time. It was like taking  a flat in  the
Land of Fuck.  The girl upstairs, for instance... she  used to come down now
and then, when the wife was giving a recital, to look after the kid. She was
so  obviously  a simpleton that  I didn't give her any notice at  first. But
like all the others she had a  cunt too, a sort of impersonal  personal cunt
which she was unconsciously conscious of. The oftener she came down the more
conscious she got, in her unconscious way.  One night,  when she was  in the
bathroom, after she had been in there a suspiciously long while, she got  me
to thinking of things. I decided to take a peep through the key-hole and see
for myself what was what. Lo and behold, if she  isn't standing in  front of
the mirror stroking and petting  her little pussy. Almost talking to it, she
was. I  was so excited I didn't know what to do first. I went back  into the
big room, turned out  the lights, and lay there on the couch waiting for her
to come out. As I lay there I could still see that bushy cunt others and the
fingers strumming it like. I opened my fly to let my pecker twitch about  in
the cool of the dark, I tried to mesmerize her from the couch, or at least I
tried letting my pecker mesmerize her. "Come here, you bitch," I kept saying
to  myself, "come here and spread that cunt over  me." She  must have caught
the message immediately, for  in a  jiffy she  had opened the  door  and was
groping about in the dark to find the couch.  I  didn't say a word, I didn't
make a move. I just kept my mind riveted on  her cunt  moving quietly in the
dark like a crab. Finally she was standing beside the couch. She didn't  say
a  word either. She just  stood there quietly and  as I  slid my hand up her
legs she  moved  one  foot a little to  open her crotch a bit more.  I don't
think I ever put my  hand  into such  a juicy crotch in  all my life. It was
like paste running down her legs, and if there had been any billboards handy
I  could have plastered  up a dozen or more.  After a  few  moments, just as
naturally as a cow lowering its head to graze, she bent over  and  put it in
her  mouth. I  had my  whole  four fingers inside her,  whipping it  up to a
froth. Her mouth was stuffed full and the juice pouring down her legs. Not a
word out of us, as I say. Just a couple of quiet maniacs working away in the
dark like gravediggers. It was a  fucking Paradise and  I knew it, and I was
ready and willing to  fuck my brains away if necessary. She was probably the
best fuck I ever had. She never once  opened her trap - not diat night,  nor
the next night, nor any night. She'd steal down like  diat in the dark, soon
as  she  smelted me there alone, and plaster her cunt all over me. It was an
enormous cunt, too, when I think back on it. A  dark, subterranean labyrinth
fitted up  widi  divans  and cosy comers and rubber  teedi and syringeas and
soft nestles and eiderdown and mulberry leaves. I  used  to nose in like the
solitary  worm  and bury myself in a little  cranny where it  was absolutely
silent,  and  so  soft  and  restful  diat  I  lay  like  a  dolphin  on the
oyster-banks. A slight twitch and I'd be in the Pullman  reading a newspaper
or else up an impasse where there were mossy round cobblestones
     l66
     and little wicker  gates which opened and shut automatically. Sometimes
it  was like riding the shoot-the-shoots, a steep plunge and then a spray of
tingling sea-crabs, the bulrushes  swaying  feverishly and the gills of tiny
fishes lapping against me like harmonica stops. In the  immense black grotto
there was a silk-and-soap organ playing a  predaceous black music. When  she
pitched  herself  high,  when  she  turned  the  juice on full,  it  made  a
violaceous  purple,  a  deep  mulberry  stain  like twilight,  a ventiloqual
twilight such as dwarfs and cretins  enjoy when they  menstruate. It made me
think of cannibals chewing flowers, of Bantus running amok, of wild unicorns
rutting in rhododendron  beds.  Everything  was anonymous  and unformulated,
John Doe and his  wife Emmy Doe: above us the gas tanks and below the marine
life.  Above the belt,  as  I say, she  was batty.  Yes, absolutely  cuckoo,
though  still abroad  and afloat.  Perhaps that was what  made  her cunt  so
marvellously impersonal. It was one  cunt out  of a million, a regular Pearl
of  the Antilles, such as Dick Osborn discovered when reading Joseph Conrad.
In the broad Pacific  of sex she lay, a gleaming silver reef surrounded with
human anemones, human starfish, human madrepores.  Only an Osborn could have
discovered her, given the proper latitude and longitude of cunt. Meeting her
in  the daytime, watching her slowly  going daft,  it was  like  trapping  a
weasel  when night came on. All I had to do was to lie down in the dark with
my fly open and wait. She was like  Ophelia suddenly  resurrected among  the
Kaffirs.  Not a  word  of any  language could she  remember, especially  not
English.  She was a deaf-mute  who had lost her memory, and with the loss of
memory  she had lost  her frigidaire, her  curling-irons, her  tweezers  and
handbag. She was even more naked than a fish, except for  the tuft  of  hair
between her legs. And she was even slippier  than a fish because after all a
fish has scales and she  had none. It was dubious at times whether I was  in
her or  she in me. It was open warfare, the new-fangled Pancrace,  with each
one biting his own ass. Love among the newts and the cut-out wide open. Love
without gender and without lysol. Incubational  love, such as the wolverines
practise above the tree line. On the one side the Arctic Ocean, on the other
the Gulf  of  Mexico. And though we never referred  to it openly  there  was
always  with  us King  Kong, King  Kong asleep in the wrecked  hull  of  the
Titanic  among the phosphorescent  bones  of millionaires  and lampreys.  No
logic could drive King Kong away. He  was the giant  truss that supports the
soul's fleeting anguish. He was the wedding cake with hairy legs and  arms a
mile long. He was the revolving screen on which the news passes away. He was
the  muzzle  of  the  revolver  that  never  went on,  the  leper armed with
sawed-off gonococci.
     It was here in the void of hernia that I  did all my quiet thinking via
the  penis. There was  first of all the binomial theorem, a phrase which had
always puzzled me; I put it under the magnifying glass and studied it from X
to Z, There was Logos, which somehow I had always identified with breath;  I
found  that  on the contrary  it was a sort of obsessional stasis, a machine
which went on grinding corn long after the granaries had been filled and the
Jews  driven  out of  Egypt. There was Bucephalus,  more fascinating  to  me
perhaps than any word in my whole vocabulary: I would trot it out whenever I
was in  a quandary, and with it  of  course Alexander and  his entire purple
retinue. What a horse!  Sired in the Indian Ocean, the last of the line, and
never once mated, except to the Queen of the Amazons during the Mesopotamian
adventure.  There  was  the  Scotch  Gambit! An amazing expression which had
nothing to  do with chess. It came to  me always  in the  shape of  a man on
stilts, page 2498 of Punk and  Wagnall's Unabridged Dictionary. A gambit was
a sort  of leap in  the dark with mechanical legs.  A leap for no  purpose -

hence gambit!

 Clear  as a bell and  perfectly simple, once  you  grasped it.
Then  there was  Andromeda,  and the Gorgon Medusa, and Castor and Pollux of
heavenly  origin,  mythological  twins  eternally  fixed  in  the  ephemeral
stardust. There was lucubration, a word distinctly sexual and yet suggesting
such   cerebral  connotations  as  to   make  me  uneasy.  Always  "midnight
lucubrations",  the midnight being ominously  significant. And  then  arras.
Somebody some  time or other  had  been stabbed "behind the arras". I saw an
altar-cloth  made  of asbestos and in it was a grievous rent  such as Caesar
himself might have made.
     l68
     It  was very quiet thinking, as I say, the kind that the men of the Old
Stone Age must have indulged in. Things were  neither absurd nor explicable.
It  was a jig-saw puzzle which, when you  grew tired of, you could push away
with two feet.  Anything  could be put aside  with  ease, even  the Himalaya
Mountains. It was just the opposite kind of thinking  from Mahomet's. It led
absolutely  nowhere and was hence enjoyable.  The grand  edifice  which  you
might construct throughout the course  of a long fuck could be  toppled over
in  the twinkling  of  an eye. It was  the fuck  that counted  and  not  the
construction  work.  It  was  like  living  in the  Ark  during  the  Flood,
everything provided for down to a screw-driver. What  need to commit murder,
rape  or incest when all that was demanded  of you was to kill  time?  Rain,
rain, rain, but inside the  Ark everything  dry and toasty,  a pair of every
kind and in the  larder fine Westphalian hams,  fresh eggs,  olives, pickled
onions, Worcestershire Sauce and other delicacies. God  had chosen me, Noah,
to establish a new heaven and a new earth. He had given me a stout boat with
all seams caulked and properly dried. He had  given me also the knowledge to
sail the stormy seas.  Maybe when it  stopped  raining  there would be other
kinds  of knowledge  to acquire, but  for the present  a  nautical knowledge
sufficed. The rest was chess in the Cafe Royal, Second Avenue, except that I
had to imagine a partner, a clever Jewish mind that would make the game last
until the rains ceased. But, as I said before, I had  no time to  be  bored:
there were my old friends. Logos,  Bucephalus, arras, lucubration and so on.
Why play chess?
     Locked up like that for days and nights on end I began to realize  that
thinking,  when it is not masturbative,  is  lenitive, healing, pleasurable.
The thinking that gets  you nowhere takes you everywhere: all other thinking
is done on  tracks  and no matter how long the stretch, in the  end there is
always the depot  or  the  round-house.  In the  end there  is  always a red
lantern which  says STOP!  But when the penis gets to  thinking  there is no
stop  and no let: it is a  perpetual holiday,  the  bait fresh and the  fish
always  nibbling  at the  line. Which reminds me  of another  cunt, Veronica
something or other, who always  got me thinking the wrong way. With Veronica
it was always a tussle in the vestibule.  On the dance floor you'd think she
was going to make you a permanent present of her ovaries, but as soon as she
hit the air she'd start thinking,  thinking other hat, of  her purse, of her
aunt who was waiting up for  her, of the  letter she forgot to  mail, of the
job  she was going to lose -  all kinds of crazy, irrelevant  thoughts which
had  nothing  to  do with  the thing  in hand. It was like she  had suddenly
switched  her brain to her cunt - the  most alert and canny cunt imaginable.
It was almost  a metaphysical cunt, so to speak. It was a cunt which thought
out problems, and not only that, but a special kind of thinking it was, with
a  metronome going.  For  this species  of  displaced rhythmic lucubration a
peculiar dim light was essential. It had to  be just about dark enough for a
bat and yet light enough to find a button if one happened to come undone and
roll on the floor of the vestibule. You  can see what  I mean.  A vague  yet
meticulous precision,  a steely awareness that simulated  absent-mindedness.
And fluttery and fluky at the same time, so that  you could never  determine
whether it was  fish  or fowl. 

What is  this I hold  in  my  hand?  Fine  or
super-fine?

  The answer  was  always duck soup. If  you  grabbed her by  the
boobies she would squawk like a parrot; if you got under her dress she would
wriggle like an eel: if you held her too tight she would bite like a ferret.
She lingered and lingered and lingered.  Why? What was she after?  Would she
give  in after  an hour  or two?  Not a chance  in a million. She was like a
pigeon trying to fly with its legs caught in a steel trap. She pretended she
had no legs. But if you  made a move to  set her free she would threaten  to
moult on you.
     Because she had such a marvellous ass and because it was also so damned
inaccessible  I used to think of her  as  the Pons Asinorum. Every schoolboy
knows that the Pons  Asinorum is  not  to be  crossed except  by  two  white
donkeys led by a blind man.  I don't  know why it is so, but that's the rule
as it  was laid down  by old Euclid.  He was  so full of  knowledge, the old
buzzard, that one day -1 suppose purely to amuse himself - he built a bridge
which  no living mortal could ever cross.  He called it  the  Pons  Asinorum
because  he  was the owner of  a  pair of  beautiful  white  donkeys, and so
attached was he to these don-  keys that he would let nobody take possession
of them. And  so he conjured a dream  in which  he, the blind man, would one
day lead the donkeys over  the bridge and into the happy hunting grounds for
donkeys. Well, Veronica was very much in the  same boat. She thought so much
of her beautiful white  ass that she wouldn't part with it for anything. She
wanted  to take it with her to Paradise when the time came. As for her cunt,
which by the way she never referred to it all - as for her cunt, I say, well
that  was just an accessory to be brought  along. In  the dim light  of  the
vestibule, without ever referring overtly to  her  two problems, she somehow
made you uncomfortably  aware  of them. That is, she  made you aware in  the
manner of a prestidigitator. You  were  to take a look or a feel only  to be
finally deceived, only to be shown that you had not seen and  had not  felt.
It was  a  very subtle sexual algebra, the  midnight lucubration which would
earn  you  an  A  or  a B  next  day,  but  nothing  more.  You  passed your
examinations, you got your diploma, and then you  were turned loose. In  the
meantime you used your  ass to sit down  and  your cunt to  make water with.
Between the textbook and the lavatory  there was  an intermediate zone which
you were never  to enter because it was labelled fuck. You might  diddle and
piddle, but you must not  fuck. The light was never completely shut off, the
sun  never streamed  in. Always just  light or dark enough  to distinguish a
bat. And  just that  little  eerie flicker of light was  what  kept the mind
alert,  on the look-out, as it  were, for  bags, pencils, buttons,  keys, et
cetera. You couldn't really think because your mind was already engaged. The
mind  was kept in readiness, like a vacant seat at the theatre on  which the
owner had left his opera hat.
     Veronica, as I say, had a talking cunt, which was  bad because its sole
function seemed to be to talk one out  of a fuck. Evelyn, on the other hand,
had a laughing cunt. She lived upstairs too, only in another house.  She was
always trotting in at meal times to tell us a new joke. A comedienne of  the
first water,  the only really  funny woman I ever met in my life. Everything
was a joke, fuck included. She could even make a stiff prick laugh, which is
saying a good deal. They say a  stiff prick  has no  conscience, but a stiff
prick that  laughs too is phenomenal. The only way I can  describe it  is to
say that when  she got hot and bothered,  Evelyn, she  put on a ventriloqual
act  with her cunt. You'd  be  ready to slip it  in  when suddenly the dummy
between her legs would let out a guffaw. At the same time it would reach out
for you and  give you a playful little tug and  squeeze. It could  sing too,
this dummy of a cunt. In fact it behaved just like a trained seal.
     Nothing is more difficult than to make love in a circus. Putting on the
trained seal act  all the time  made her  more inaccessible than if  she had
been trussed up with  iron thongs. She could  break down the most "personal"
hard-on  in the  world. Break  it down  with  laughter. At the same  time it
wasn't quite as humiliating as  one might be inclined to  imagine. There was
something sympathetic about this vaginal laughter. The whole world seemed to
unroll like a pornographic film  whose tragic theme is impotence. You  could
visualize  yourself as a  dog, or  a weasel, or  a white  rabbit.  Love  was
something on the side, a dish of caviar, say, or a wax heliotrope. You could
see the ventriloquist  in you talking about caviar or  heliotropes,  but the
real person was always a weasel or  a white rabbit.  Evelyn was always lying
in the cabbage patch with her legs spread open  offering a bright green leaf
to the  first-comer. But if you made a move to nibble  it the cabbage  patch
would explode with laughter, a bright,  dewy, vaginal laughter such as Jesus
H. Christ and Immanuel Pussyfoot Kant never dreamed of, because  if they had
the world would not be what it is today and besides there would have been no
Kant  and no Christ  Almighty.  The female seldom  laughs, but when she does
it's volcanic.  When the female laughs  the  male had  better scoot  to  the
cyclone cellar.  Nothing  will stand  up under  that vaginating chortle, not
even  ferroconcrete.  The  female, when her risibility  is once aroused, can
laugh  down the hyena or the jackal  or the wild-cat. Now and then one hears
it  at  a lynching  bee,  for  example.  It means that the lid is off,  that
everything  goes. It means  that she  will forage for herself- and watch out
that you don't  get your  balls cut off! It means that if the pest is coming
SHE  is coming  first, and with huge spiked thongs that will flay the living
hide off you. It means that she will lay not only  with Tom, Dick and Harry,
but with  Cholera, Meningitis, Leprosy:  it means that she will lay  herself
down on the altar like a  mare in rut and take on  all comers, including the
Holy Ghost.  It means that what it took the  poor male, with his logarithmic
cunning, five  thousand,  ten  thousand, twenty thousand years to build, she
will pull  it down in  a night. She  will pull it  down  and pee on  it, and
nobody  will stop her once she starts laughing in  earnest. And when  I said
about Veronica that her  laugh would break down the most  "personal" hard-on
imaginable I meant it; she would break  down the 

personal

 erection and  hand
you back an impersonal one that was like a red-hot ramrod. You might not get
very  far with  Veronica herself,  but with what she had  to give you  could
travel far and no  mistake  about it. Once you came within earshot of her it
was like  you  had gotten an overdose of Spanish fly. Nothing on earth could
bring it down again, unless you put it under a sledge-hammer.
     It was going  on this way all the time, even though every word I say is
a  lie. It was a personal  tour  in the impersonal world,  a man with a tiny
trowel  in his hand digging a  tunnel through the earth to get to the  other
side. The  idea was to tunnel through and find at last the Culebra  Cut, the
nec plus ultra, of the honeymoon of flesh. And of course there was no end to
the digging. The  best I might hope  for was to get stuck in the dead centre
of the earth, where the pressure was strongest and most even all around, and
stay stuck there forever. That  would give me the  feeling  of Ixion on  the
wheel, which is one sort of salvation and  not entirely to be sneezed at. On
the  other hand I  was  a  metaphysician  of the instinctivist sort; it  was
impossible for  me to stay  stuck anywhere, even  in the dead centre of  the
earth. It  was  most imperative to find and enjoy the metaphysical fuck, and
for that I would be obliged to come out on to a wholly new tableland, a mesa
of sweet alfalfa  and polished monoliths, where the  eagles and the vultures
flew at random.
     Sometimes sitting  in a park of an evening, especially  a park littered
with papers and bits of food, I would see one pass by, one that seemed to be
going towards Tibet, and I would follow her with  the round eye, hoping that
suddenly she would begin to fly, for  if she did that, if she would begin to
fly, I knew I would be able to fly also, and that  would mean an end  to the
digging and the wallowing. Sometimes, probably  because of twilight or other
disturbances, it seemed  as though she actually did fly on rounding a comer.
That is, she would suddenly be lifted from the ground for the space of a few
feet,  like  a  plane too heavily  loaded; but just  that sudden involuntary
lift, whether real  or imaginary it didn't matter,  gave  me hope,  gave  me
courage to keep the still round eye riveted on the spot.
     There were megaphones inside  which yelled "Go on, keep going, stick it
out," and all that nonsense. But  why? To what end? Whither? Whence? I would
set the alarm dock in order to be up and about at a certain hour, 

but why up
and about?

 Why  get up at all?  With  that  little trowel in  my hand I  was
working like a galley  slave and not the slightest  hope of reward involved.
Were I to continue straight on I would dig the deepest hole any man had ever
dug.  On the other hand, if  I had truly wanted to  get to the other side of
the  earth, wouldn't it have been much simpler to throw  away the trowel and
just board an aeroplane for China? But the body follows 

after

 the  mind. The
simplest thing for the  body is  not always  easy for the mind. And when  it
gels particularly  difficult and embarrassing  is  that moment when  the two
start going in opposite directions.
     Labouring with the trowel  was bliss; it left the  mind completely free
and yet there was never the slightest danger  of the two being separated. If
the  she-animal suddenly  began  groaning  with pleasure,  if the she-animal
suddenly  began to throw a  pleasurable conniption fit, the jaws moving like
old shoe laces, the chest wheezing and  the ribs creaking, if the she-bugger
suddenly started to fall apart on  the  floor, to the  collapse  of  joy and
overexasperation, just  at  the moment, not a second this  side or that, the
promised  tableland  would hove in sight like a ship coming up  out of a fog
and there would be nothing to do  but plant the stars and stripes  on it and
claim it  in the name of Uncle Sam and all that's holy.  These misadventures
happened so frequently that it was impossible not  to believe in the reality
of a realm which was called Fuck, because that was the only name which might
be given to it, and yet it was  more than fuck and by fucking one only began
to approach it Everybody had at one time or another planted the flag in this
territory,  and  yet  nobody was able  to  lay claim to  it permanently.  It
disappeared overnight - sometimes in the  twinkling  of  an eye.  It was  No
Man's Land and it stank with the Utter of invisible  deaths. If a truce were
declared you met in this terrain and shook hands or swapped tobacco. But the
truces never lasted very long. The only thing that seemed to have permanency
was the "zone between" idea. Here the bullet flew and the corpses piled up:
     then  it would rain and  finally  there would  be  nothing left  but  a
stench.
     This  is all a figurative way of speaking about what  is unmentionable.
What is unmentionable is pure fuck and pure  cunt; it must be mentioned only
in  

de  luxe

 editions,  otherwise  the world will  fall apart What holds the
world  together,  as  I  have learned  from  bitter  experience,  is  sexual
intercourse.  But  

fuck,

  the  real  thing, 

cunt,

 the  real thing,  seems to
contain  some  unidentified   element  which  is  far  more  dangerous  than
nitroglycerine. To  get  an idea  of  the  real  thing  you must  consult  a
Sears-Roebuck catalogue endorsed by the Anglican Church. On page 23 you will
find a  picture of Priapus juggling a corkscrew on  the end of his weeny; he
is standing  in the shadow of  the Parthenon  by mistake; he is naked except
for a  perforated jock-strap which was loaned for  the occasion by  the Holy
Rollers of Oregon and Saskatchewan. Long distance  is on the  wire demanding
to know if they should  sell short or  long. He says 

go  fuck  yourself

  and
hangs up  the receiver.  In the background Rembrandt is studying the anatomy
of our Lord Jesus Christ who, if you remember, was crucified by the Jews and
then taken to Abysinnia  to be pounded  with quoits  and other  objects. The
weather seems to be fair  and warmer,  as  usual, except  for a  slight mist
rising up out of the Ionian; this is the sweat of Neptune's balls which were
castrated by the early monks, or perhaps  it was by  the Manicheans  in  the
time of the Pentecostal plague. Long strips of horse meat are hanging out to
dry and  the  flies are  everywhere, just as Homer  describes  it in ancient
times. Hard by is a McCormick threshing machine, a reaper and binder  with a
thirty-six horse-power engine and  no  cutout. The  harvest is  in  and  the
workers are counting their wages in the distant fields. This is the flush of
dawn on  the first  day of sexual intercourse in the old  Hellenistic world,
now faithfully reproduced for us in colour  thanks to the Zeiss Brothers and
other patient  zealots of industry. But this is not the way it looked to the
men  of Homer's time who were  on the spot. Nobody knows how the god Priapus
looked when he was reduced to  the ignominy of balancing a  corkscrew on the
end  of his  weeny.  Standing  that way in  the shadow of  the Parthenon  he
undoubtedly fell a-dreaming of far-off cunt; he must have lost consciousness
of the corkscrew and the  threshing and  reaping machine; he must have grown
very silent within himself and finally he must have  lost even the desire to
dream. It is my idea, and of course I  am willing  to be corrected  if  I am
wrong, that standing  thus in the rising mist he  suddenly heard the Angelus
peal and lo and behold there appeared  before his very eyes a gorgeous green
marshland in which the Chocktaws were making merry  with the Navajos: in the
air above were  the white  condors, their ruffs festooned with marigolds. He
saw  also a huge slate  on which was written the body of Christ, the body of
Absalom and  the evil which is lust.  He saw  the sponge soaked  with frogs'
blood, the eyes which  Augustine had sewn into  his skin, the vest which was
not big enough to cover  out iniquities. He saw these things in the whilomst
moment when the Navajos were making merry with the  Chocktaws and he  was so
taken by surprise that suddenly  a voice issued from between  his legs, from
the long  thinking reed which he had  lost  in dreaming, and it was the most
inspired,  the  most  shrill  and piercing, the most jubilant and  ferocious
cacchinating  sort of voice that  had  ever wongled up from  the depths.  He
began to  sing  through  that long cock  of  his  with such divine grace and
elegance  that  the white condors came  down  out of  the sky  and shat huge
purple  eggs all over the green marshland. Our  Lord  Christ got up from his
stone bed and, marked by  the quoit though he was, he danced like a mountain
goat. The fellaheen came out  of  Egypt  in  their  chains, followed  by the
warlike Igorotes and the snail-eating men of Zanzibar.
     This is  how things stood on the first day of sexual intercourse in the
old Hellenistic world. Since then things have changed a great deal. It is no
longer polite  to sing through  your weeny, nor  is  it  permitted  even  to
condors  to shit  purple eggs all over the place.  All this is scatological,
eschatological and ecumenical. It is forbidden. 

Verboten.

 And so the Land of
Puck becomes  ever more  receding; it becomes  mythological.  Therefore am I
constrained to speak mythologically. I speak with extreme unction, and  with
precious unguents too. I put away the clashing cymbals, the tubas, the white
marigolds, the oleanders  and  the rhododendrons. Up with the thorns and the
manacles!  Christ  is  dead  and  mangled  with quoits.  The  fellaheen  are
bleaching  in  the  sands  of  Egyptis, their wrists  loosely  shackled. The
vultures have  eaten away every  decomposing crumb of flesh. All is quiet, a
million golden mice nibbling  at the  unseen cheese.  The moon is up and the
Nile  ruminates  on  her riparian  ravages. The earth belches  silently, the
stars twitch  and bleat,  the  rivers  slip their banks. It's like  this ...
There  are  cunts  which  laugh  and  cunts which  talk:  there  are  crazy,
hysterical   cunts   shaped   like   ocarinas  and  there   are  planturous,
seismographic cunts  which  register the rise  and fall  of sap:  there  are
cannibalistic  cunts which open wide like the jaws of the  whale and swallow
alive: there are also masochistic  cunts which  dose up  like the oyster and
have  hard shells and perhaps a pearl or two inside: there  are  dithyrambic
cunts  which dance at the very approach  of the penis and go wet all over in
ecstasy: there are  the porcupine cunts  which unleash their quills and wave
little  flags at Christmas  time: there are telegraphic cunts which practise
the  Morse code  and leave 

the

  mind  full of dots and dashes; there are the
political cunts  which are saturated with  ideology and which deny  even the
menopause; there are vegetative cunts which make no response unless you pull
them up by 

the

 roots; there are the religious cunts which smell like Seventh
Day Adventists and are full of beads, worms, clamshells, sheep droppings and
now and then dried  breadcrumbs;  there  are the  mammalian  cunts which are
lined  with  otter  skin  and hibernate  during the long  winter:  there are
cruising cunts  fitted out like yachts,  which  are good for solitaries  and
epileptics;  there are  glacial  cunts in which you can drop shooting  stars
without causing a flicker; there are miscellaneous cunts which defy category
or description, which you  stumble on once in a lifetime and which leave you
seared and branded;
     there are cunts made of pure joy which have neither name nor antecedent
and these are the best of all, but whither have they flown?
     And then there is the one cunt which is all, and this we shall call the
super-cunt, since it is not of this land at all but of  that  bright country
to which we were long ago invited to fly. Here the dew is ever sparkling and
the  tall reeds bend  with  the wind.  It  is  here  that  great  father  of
fornication dwells. Father Apis, the mantic bull who gored his way to heaven
and  dethroned  the gelded deities of right  and wrong. From Apis sprang the
race of unicorns,  that ridiculous beast of ancient writ  whose learned brow
lengthened into a  gleaming phallus, and  from the unicorn by gradual stages
was derived the late-city man of which  Oswald Spengler speaks. And from the
dead cock of this sad specimen arose the  giant  skyscraper with its express
elevators and observation towers. We are  the  last  decimal point of sexual
calculation; the world turns like a  rotten egg in its  crate  of straw. Now
for the aluminium wings with  which to fly to that far-off place, the bright
country where  Apis, the  father  of  fornication, dwells.  Everything  goes
forward like  oiled  docks;  for each minute of the dial there are a million
noiseless  docks  which tick off the rinds of time. We are travelling faster
than  the  lightning  calculator,  faster than  starlight,  faster than  the
magician can think. Each  second is a universe of time. And each universe of
time is but a wink of sleep  in the cosmogony of speed. When speed  comes to
its end we shall be there, punctual as always  and blissfully undenominated.
We shall shed our wings, our docks and our mantelpieces  to lean on. We will
rise up feathery and jubilant, like a column of blood,  and there will be no
memory to  drag us down again. This time I call the realm of the super-cunt,
for it defies speed,  calculation or imagery. Nor  has  the penis  itself  a
known size or weight. There is only the  sustained fed of fuck, the fugitive
in full  flight, the  nightmare smoking his quiet cigar.  Little Nemo  walks
around  with a seven  day  hard-on  and  a  wonderful  pair  of  blue  balls
bequeathed by  Lady  Bountiful. It is Sunday morning around the  corner from
Evergreen Cemetery. It is Sunday morning  and I am lying blissfully dead  to
the  world on my bed of ferro-concrete. Around the comer  is  the  cemetery,
which  is to  say - the 

world of sexual intercourse.

 My  balls ache with the
fucking that is going on, but  it  is all going on beneath my window, on the
boulevard where Hymie keeps his copulating nest. I am thinking  of one woman
and the rest is blotto.  I say I am thinking of her, but the  truth is  I am
dying a  stellar death. I am lying there like  a sick star  waiting for  the
light to go out. Years ago I lay on this same bed and I waited and waited to
be  born. Nothing  happened.  Except that  my  mother, in her Lutheran rage,
threw  a bucket of water over me. My mother,  poor  imbecile that  she  was,
thought I was  lazy. She didn't know that I had gotten caught in the stellar
drift,  that I was  being pulverized to a black extinction out  there on the
farthest rim of the universe. She thought it was sheer laziness that kept me
riveted to the bed. She threw the  bucket of water over me:  I squirmed  and
shivered a bit, but I continued to lie there on my ferro-concrete bed. I was
immovable. I was a burned-out  meteor adrift somewhere  in the neighbourhood
of Vega.
     And now I'm on the same bed and the light that's  in  me  refuses to be
extinguished. The world of  men and women are making merry  in the  cemetery
grounds. They are having sexual intercourse. God bless them,  and I am alone
in  the  Land  of Fuck. It seems to me that  I  hear the clanking of a great
machine, the linotype bracelets passing  through the wringer  of sex.  Hymie
and his nymphomaniac of a wife are lying on the  same  level  with  me, only
they are  across the river. The river  is called  Death and it has  a bitter
taste. I have waded  through it  many times, up to  the hips, but  somehow I
have  neither been  petrified nor immortalized. I am still  burning brightly
inside, though outwardly dead as a planet. From this bed I have gotten up to
dance, not once but hundreds,  thousands of times. Each time  I came  away I
had the conviction that I had danced the skeleton dance on  a 

terrain vague.

Perhaps I had wasted too much  of my substance  on suffering;  perhaps I had
the crazy idea  that I would be the first metallurgical  bloom  of the human
species; perhaps I was imbued with the notion that I was both a sub- gorilla
and  a super-god. On  this  bed of ferro-concrete I remember  everything and
everything  is in rock crystal. There are never any animals,  only thousands
and thousands of human  beings all talking at  once, and for each word  they
utter I  have  an  answer immediately,  sometimes before the word  is out of
their mouths.  There is  plenty  of killing,  but no blood. The  murders arc
perpetrated with cleanliness, and  always  in silence. But even if every one
were killed there would still be conversation, and the conversation would be
at once intricate and easy to follow. Because it is I who create it!  I know
it, and that  is why it never drives  me mad. I have conversations which may
take place only twenty  years hence, when I  meet the right  person, the one
whom I shall create, let us say, when the proper time comes. All these talks
take place in a vacant lot which is attached to my bed like a mattress. Once
I gave it  a name, this 

terrain vague:  I

  called  it Ubiguchi,  but somehow
Ubiguchi never satisfied  me, it was too intelligible, too  full of meaning.
It  would be better to keep it just "

terrain vague

", which is what I  intend
to do. People think that vacuity is nothingness,  but it  is not so. Vacuity
is  a discordant  fulness,  a  crowded ghostly world in which the soul  goes
reconnoitering. As a boy I remember standing in the vacant  lot as if I were
a very  lively soul standing  naked  in  a pair of shoes. The body  had been
stolen from me because I had no particular need of it. I could exist with or
without a body then. If I killed a little bird and  roasted it over the fire
and ate it,  it was not  because I was hungry but  because  I wanted to know
about Timbuctoo or Tierra  del Fuego.  I had  to stand in the vacant lot and
eat dead birds  in order to create a desire for that bright land which later
I would inhabit alone and people with nostalgia. I  expected ultimate things
of this place, but  I was deplorably deceived. I went as far as one could go
in a state of complete deadness, and then by a law, which must be the law of
creation,  I suppose, I suddenly flared  up and began to live inexhaustibly,
like a star whose light is unquenchable.  Here began the  real cannibalistic
excursions which have meant so much to me; no more dead chippies picked from
the bonfire,  but  live human meat, tender, succulent human  flesh,  secrets
like fresh bloody livers,  confidences  like  swollen tumors that  have been
kept on ice. I learned not to wait for my victim to die, but to eat into him
while  talking  to me. Often  when I walked  away  from an unfinished meal I
discovered  that it was nothing  more than  an old friend minus an arm  or a
leg.  I  sometimes  left  him  standing  there -  a trunk  full of  stinking
intestines.
     Being of the  city,  of  the only  city in  the world and no place like
Broadway  anywhere, I used to walk up and down staring at the  floodlit hams
and other  delicacies.  I was  a schizerino from the sole of my boots to the
tips of my hair. I lived  exclusively in  the gerundive, which  I understood
only  in Latin. Long  before  I  had  read other in  the  

Black  Book

 I  was
cohabiting with Hilda, the giant cauliflower of  my dreams. We traversed all
the morganatic  diseases together and a few which were 

ex cathedra.

 We dwelt
in the carcass of the instincts and  were nourished by  ganglionic memories.
There was never a universe, but millions  and billions of universes,  all of
them put  together no bigger  than  a pinhead. It was a vegetal sleep in the
wilderness of the mind.  It  was the past, which  alone  comprises eternity.
Amidst the fauna and flora of my dreams  I would hear long distance calling.
Messages were dropped on my  table by the  deformed  and the epileptic. Hans
Castorp would call sometimes and together  we would commit innocent  crimes.
Or, if  it were a bright freezing day. I would do a  turn  in the  velodrome
with my Presto bike from Chemnitz, Bohemia.
     Best of all was the skeleton dance. I would first wash all  my parts at
the sink, change  my  linen,  shave,  powder,  comb my hair, don  my dancing
pumps. Feeling abnormally light  inside and out I would wind  in and  out of
the  crowd  for a time  to  get  the  proper  human rhythm,  the weight  and
substance of flesh. Then I  would make a beeline for the dance floor, grab a
hunk  of  giddy flesh and begin the autumnal pirouette.  It was like that  I
walked  into the hairy Greek's place  one night and  ran smack into her. She
seemed blue-black, white as chalk,  ageless.  There was not just the flow to
and   from,   but  the  endless  chute,   the  voluptuousness  of  intrinsic
restlessness. She was  mercurial and at the same time  of a  savoury weight.
She had the marmoreal stare of a faun embedded in lava. The time has come, I
thought, to wander  back  from the  periphery. I  made  a move  towards  the
centre, only to find the ground shifting from under my feet. The earth  slid
rapidly beneath my bewildered  feet. I moved again out of the earth belt and
behold, my hands  were full of meteoric  flowers. I reached for her with two
flaming hands but she was  more elusive than sand. I thought of my favourite
nightmares, but she was unlike anything  which had made me sweat and gibber.
In  my delirium I  began to prance and neigh. I bought frogs  and mated them
with toads. I thought of the easiest thing to do, which is to die, but I did
nothing. I stood still and began to petrify at the extremities. That was  so
wonderful, so healing, so eminently sensible, that I began to laugh way down
inside  the viscera, like a hyena crazed with rut. Maybe I would turn into a
rosetta stone! I just stood still and waited. Spring came and Fall, and then
Winter.  I renewed  my insurance  policy automatically. I ate grass  and the
roots of deciduous trees. I sat  for days on  end  looking at the same film.
Now and then I brushed my teeth. If you fired an automatic at me the bullets
glanced off and made a  queer tat-a-tat ricocheting against the walls.  Once
up a dark  street, felled by a thug, I felt a knife go  clean through me. It
felt like a spritz bath. Strange to say, the knife left no holes in my skin.
The experience was so novel that I went home and stuck knives into all parts
of my body.  More needle baths.  I sat down, pulled all the knives out,  and
again I marvelled that there was no trace of blood, no holes, no pain. I was
just about to bite into my arm when the telephone rang. It was long distance
calling. I never  knew who put in the calls because no one ever came to  the
phone. However the skeleton dance ...
     Life is drifting by the show-window. I  lie  there like a flood-lit ham
waiting for the axe to fall. As a  matter of fact, there is nothing to fear,
because  everything is  cut neatly into  fine little slices  and  wrapped in
cellophane.  Suddenly all  the  lights of the city are extinguished  and the
sirens sound  their warning.  The city is enveloped in poison gas, bombs are
bursting,  mangled  bodies  flying through  the  air.  There is  electricity
everywhere, and  blood and splinters  and loud-speakers. The  men in the air
are full of glee; those below are screaming and
     l82
     bellowing. When the gas and the  flames have  eaten all  the flesh away
the skeleton  dance begins. I watch from the  show-window which is now dark.
It is better than the sack of Rome because there is more to destroy.
     Why do the skeletons dance so ecstatically, I wonder. Is it the fall of
the world? Is it the dance of death which has been so often heralded? To see
millions of skeletons dancing in  the  snow while the city  founders  is  an
awesome sight. Will anything ever grow again? Will  babes come  out  of  the
womb? Will there be food and wine? There are the men in the air, to be sure.
They  will come  down to plunder. There will be  cholera  and dysentery  and
those who were  above and triumphant  will perish  like the rest. I have the
sure feeling  that I will  be the  last man on earth. I will emerge from the
show-window  when it is all over  and walk calmly amidst the ruins.  I  will
have the whole earth myself.
     Long distance calling! To inform me  that I am  not utterly alone. Then
the destruction was not complete? It's discouraging. Man is not even able to
destroy  himself;  he  can  only  destroy  others.  I am disgusted.  What  a
malicious cripple! What cruel  delusions! So  there are more of the  species
about and they will tidy  up the mess and  begin again.  God  will come down
again  in flesh and blood  and take up the burden  of guilt.  They will make
music and build things in stone and write it all down in little books. Pfui!
What blind tenacity, what clumsy ambitions!
     I  am on  the  bed  again.  The old  Greek world, the  dawn  of  sexual
intercourse - and Hymie! Hymie Laubscher always on  the  same level, looking
down on the boulevard across the river. There is a lull in the nuptial feast
and the  clam fritters are brought  in.  

Move over  just  a little,

 he says.

There,  like that, that's  it 1

1 hear frogs croaking in the swamp outside my
window.  Big cemetery  frogs  nourished by  the  dead. They  are all huddled
together in sexual intercourse; they are croaking with sexual glee.
     I realize now how Hymie was conceived and brought into being. Hymie the
bullfrog!  His mother was at the  bottom  of  the  pack and  Hymie, then  an
embryo,  was  hidden  away in  her sac.  It was in the early  days of sexual
intercourse and there were no Marquis of  Queensbury rules to hinder. It was
fuck and be fucked - and the devil take the  hindmost. It had been  that way
ever since the Greeks - a blind fuck  in the mud and then  a quick spawn and
then death.  People  are  fucking on  different levels but it's always  in a
swamp and the litter is always destined for  the same end. When the house is
torn down the bed is left standing: the cosmosexual altar.
     I  was  polluting  the  bed  with  dreams. Stretched out  taut  on  the
ferro-concrete my  soul would leave its body and roam from place to place on
a little trolley such as is used in  department stores  for making change. I
made ideological  changes and excursions; I was a vagabond in the country of
the brain. Everything  was absolutely  clear to  me  because  done  in  rock
crystal; at every egress there was written  in big letters ANNIHILATION. The
fright of extinction solidified me;
     the body became  itself a piece of ferro-concrete. It was ornamented by
a permanent erection in the best taste. I  had achieved that state of vacuum
so earnestly desired by certain devout members  of esoteric cults. I was  no
more. 

I was not even a personal hard-on.

     It was about this time, adopting the  pseudonym Samson Lackawanna, that
I began my depredations. The criminal instinct in  me  had  gotten the upper
hand. Whereas heretofore  I had been only an errant soul, a sort  of Gentile
Dybbuk,  now I  became a  flesh-filled ghost. I  had taken  the  name  which
pleased me and I had only to act instinctively. In Hong Kong,  for instance,
I made  my  entry  as  a book-agent. I carried  a leather purse filled  with
Mexican dollars and I visited religiously all those Chinese who were in need
of further  education. At the hotel I rang for women like you would ring for
whiskey and  soda.  Morning  I studied Tibetan in  order to prepare for  the
journey to Lhasa. I already  spoke Jewish  fluently, and Hebrew too. I could
count  two rows of  figures at once. It was  so easy to  swindle the Chinese
that I went back to Manila in disgust. There I  took a  Mr. Rico in hand and
taught him the art of selling books with no handling charges. All the profit
came  from ocean  freight rates, but it was sufficient to  keep me in luxury
while it lasted.
     The  breath had  become as much a trick as breathing.  Things  were not
dual  merely,  but  multiple.  I  had become  a cage  of mirrors  reflecting
vacuity. But vacuity once stoutly  posited  I was at home and what is called
creation was  merely a  job of filling  up holes. The  trolley  conveniently
carried  me about from place to place and in each little side pocket  of the
great  vacuum I dropped a ton of poems to wipe out the idea of annihilation.
I had ever  before me boundless vistas. I began to live in the vista, like a
microscopic speck on the lens of a giant telescope.  There was  no night  in
which to  rest.  It  was perpetual  starlight  on  the arid surface of  dead
planets. Now and then  a lake black as  marble in which I saw myself walking
amidst brilliant orbs of lights. So low hung  the stars  and so dazzling was
the light they shed, that it seemed as if the universe were only about to be
born. What rendered the  impression stronger was that I was  alone; not only
were there no animals, no trees, no other  beings, but there  was not even a
blade of grass,  not  even a dead root. In that  violet  incandescent  light
witihout even the suggestion  of a shadow motion itself seemed to be absent.
It was  like a blaze of pure consciousness, thought become God. And God, for
the  first time in my  knowledge, was dean-shaven. I  was also clean-shaven,
flawless, deadly accurate. I saw my image in the marble black  lakes and  it
was diapered with stars.  Stars, stars... like a clout between the  eyes and
all remembrance fast run out.  I was Samson  and I was Lackawanna and  I was
dying as one being in the ecstasy of full consciousness.
     And now  here I am, sailing down the river in my little canoe. Anything
you would like to have me do I will do for you - gratis. This is the Land of
Fuck, in which there are  no  animals, no trees, no stars, no problems. Here
the  spermatazoon reigns  supreme.  Nothing  is  determined in  advance, the
future is absolutely  uncertain, the past is non-existent. For every million
born  999,999  are doomed to  die and  never again be born. But the one that
makes a home run  is assured of life eternal.  Life is squeezed into a seed,
which  is  a soul. Everything  has soul, including minerals,  plants, lakes,
mountains,  rocks. Everything is  sentient, even  at  the  lowest  stage  of
consciousness.
     Once this fact is  grasped there can be no  more despair. At  the  very
bottom of  the ladder, chez the spermatozoa, there  is the same condition of
bliss as  at  the top, chez God. God is the summation of all the spermatozoa
come to full consciousness. Between the bottom and the top there is no stop,
no halfway station. The river starts somewhere in the mountains and flows on
into the sea. On this river that leads to God the canoe is as serviceable as
the dreadnought. From the very start the journey is homeward.
     Sailing down  the river... Slow as the  hook-worm, but  tiny enough  to
make  every bend. And slippery as an  eel withal. What is  your name? shouts
some  one. 

My name? Why just call me  God - God the embryo,

 I go sailing on.
Somebody would like  to  buy me a hat.  What size do you wear, imbecile!  he
shouts. 

What size?  Why size

 X!  (And why do  they always shout at me?  Am I
supposed to be deaf?) The hat is lost at the next cataract. 

Tant  pis -

  for
the  hat. Does God need a  hat? God  needs only to become God, more and more
God.  All this  voyaging,  all  these  pitfalls,  the  time that passes, the
scenery,  and against  the  scenery  man, trillions  and trillions of things
called man, like mustard  seeds.  Even  in embryo  God  has  no memory.  The
backdrop  of  consciousness is made up of  infinitesimally minute ganglia, a
coat of  hair  soft as  wool.  The  mountain goat  stands  alone amidst  the
Himalayas; he doesn't  question how he got to the summit. He grazes  quietly
amidst the  

decor;

 when the time comes he will travel down  again. He  keeps
his muzzle  to the ground, grubbing  for  the  sparse  nourishment which the
mountain peaks afford. In this  strange  capricornian condition of embryosis
God the he-goat ruminates in stolid bliss among the mountain peaks. The high
altitudes nourish the  germ of  separation which will one  day  estrange him
completely from the soul  of man, which will make him a  desolate, rock-like
father dwelling forever apart in a void which is unthinkable. But first come
the morganatic diseases, of which we must now speak...
     There is a condition of misery which is irremediable -
     l86
     because its  origin is lost in obscurity. Bloomingdale's,  for example,
can  bring  about  this  condition. All  department  stores are  symbols  of
sickness and  emptiness,  but  Bloomingdale's  is  my special  sickness,  my
incurable obscure malady. In the chaos of Bloomingdale's there is an  order,
but this order is absolutely crazy to me, it is the order which I would find
on  the head  of a pin if I were to put  it under the  microscope. It is the
order  of an accidental  series of  accidents accidentally  conceived.  This
order has, above all, an odour - and it is the odour of Bloomingdale's which
strikes terror into my  heart. In Bloomingdale's I  fall apart completely: I
dribble on to the floor, a helpless mess  of  guts  and bones and cartilage.
There  is the smell, not of  decomposition,  but of  mis-alliance.  Man, the
miserable alchemist, has welded together in  a  million  forms  and  shapes,
substances and essences  which have  nothing  in common. Because in his mind
there is a tumor which is eating him away insatiably; he has left the little
canoe which was taking him blissfully down the river in order to construct a
bigger, safer boat in which there  may  be room  for every one.  His labours
take  him so far afield that  he has lost all remembrance of why he left the
little canoe.  The ark  is  so  full of  bric-a-brac that it  has  become  a
stationary building above a subway in which  the smell of  linoleum prevails
and predominates.  Gather together  all the significance hidden away in  the
interstital miscellany of Bloomingdale's and put it on the head of a pin and
you will have left a universe in which the grand constellations move without
the slightest danger of collision. It is this microscopic chaos which brings
on my  morganatic ailments. In  the street I begin to stab horses at random,
or  I lift a  skirt here and  there looking  for  a letter-box,  or I  put a
postage  stamp  across a  mouth, an  eye,  a vagina. Or I suddenly decide to
climb a tall building, like a fly, and once having reached the roof I do fly
with real  wings and  I fly and fly and fly, covering  towns like Weehawken,
Hoboken, Hackensack, Canarsie, Bergen Beach in the twinkling of an eye. Once
you become a real schizerino flying is the easiest thing  in  the world; the
trick is to fly with the  etheric  body,  to leave behind in  Bloomingdale's
your  sack  of bones,  guts,  blood and  cartilage;  to fly  only  with your
immutable self which, if you stop a moment  to reflect,  is always  equipped
with wings.  Flying  this way, in  full  daylight, has advantages  over  the
ordinary  night-flying which everybody indulges  in. You can leave off  from
moment to moment, as quick and decisive as stepping on a brake; there is  no
difficulty in finding your other self, because the moment you leave off, you

are

 your other self, which is to say, the so-called whole self. Only, as the
Blooming-dale experience goes to prove, this whole self, about which so much
boasting has been done, falls apart very easily. The smell  of linoleum, for
some  strange reason,  will always  make me fall apart and  collapse on  the
floor. It is the smell of all the unnatural things which were glued together
in me, which were assembled, so to say, by negative consent.
     It is only after  the third meal that the morning  gifts, bequeathed by
the phony alliances of the  ancestors,  begin to drop away and the true rock
of the  self, the  happy  rock  sheers  up out of the muck of the soul. With
nightfall  the  pinhead  universe  begins to expand. It expands organically,
from  an  infinitesimal  nuclear  speck,  in   the  way   that  minerals  or
star-dusters form. It  eats into the  surrounding  chaos like a  rat  boring
through store cheese. All chaos could be gathered together on a pinhead, but
the self, microscopical at the start,  works up to a universe from any point
in space. This is  not  the  self about  which books are  written,  but  the
ageless self whith has been fanned out  through millenary  ages to  men with
names and dates, the self which begins and ends as a worm, which 

is

 the worm
in the cheese called the world. Just as the slightest breeze can  set a vast
forest in motion so, by some unfathomable impulse from within, the rock-like
self  can begin to grow, and in this growth nothing can prevail against  it.
It's like Jack Frost at work,  and the whole world a window-pane. No hint of
labour, no sound, no struggle, no rest;
     relentless,  remorseless,  unremitting, the growth of the self goes on.
Only  two  items  on  the bill  of fare: the self  and  the not-self. And an
eternity in which  to work it out. In this eternity, which has nothing to do
with time or space, there are interludes in which something like a thaw sets
in. The form
     l88
     of the self  breaks down, but the  self,  like climate, remains. In the
night the amorphous  matter  of the  self assumes the  most  fugitive forms:
error seeps in through the portholes and the wanderer is unlatched  from his
door. This door which  the body  wears, if opened out on to the world, leads
to annihilation. It is the  door in every  fable out of which  the  magician
steps; nobody has ever read of him returning home through the selfsame door.
If opened inward  there  are infinite  doors,  all resembling  trapdoors: no
horizons  are visible,  no airlines,  no  rivers,  no maps, no tickets. Each

couche

 is a halt for  the  night only,  be it  five minutes  or ten thousand
years. The doors have no handles and they never wear out.  Most important to
note - there is no end in sight. All these halts for the night, so to speak,
are like abortive  explorations of a myth. One  can feel his way about, take
bearings, observe passing phenomena; one can even feel at home. But there is
no taking root. Just at the moment when one begins to feel "established" the
whole terrain founders, the soil underfoot is afloat, the constellations are
shaken loose  from their moorings, the  whole known  universe, including the
imperishable  self,  starts  moving silently, ominously, shudderingly serene
and  unconcerned, towards an unknown, unseen destination. All the doors seem
to be opening at once; the pressure is so great that an implosion occurs and
in the swift plunge the skeleton bursts asunder. It  was some  such gigantic
collapse which Dante must have experienced when he situated himself in Hell;
it was not  a bottom which he touched,  but a core, a dead centre from which
time itself is reckoned. Here the comedy begins, for here it  is  seen to be
divine.
     All  this by way of saying  that in going through the revolving door of
the  Amarillo  dance  hall one night some twelve or fourteen  years ago, the
great event took place. The interlude which I think of as  the Land of Fuck,
a  realm  of  time  more than of space,  is  for me the  equivalent  of that
Purgatory which Dante has described in nice detail. As I  put my hand on the
brass rail of the revolving door to  leave the Amarillo Dance Hall, all that
I had previously  been, was, and about to  be, foundered.  There was nothing
unreal about it; the very time in  which I was born passed away, carried off
by a mightier stream. Just as I had previously been bundled out of the womb,
so  now I  was shunted  back to  some  timeless vector where the process  of
growth is kept in abeyance. I passed into the world of effects. There was no
fear,  only a feeling of fatality.  My spine was socketed to the node; I was
up against the coccyx of an implacable new world. In the plunge the skeleton
blew apart, leaving the immutable ego as helpless as a squashed louse.
     If from this point I do not begin, it is because there is no beginning.
If I  do not fly  at once  to the bright  land it is because wings are of no
avail. It is zero hour and the moon is at nadir...
     Why I  think  of Maxie Schnadig I don't know,  unless it is  because of
Dostoievski. The night I sat down to read Dostoievski for the first time was
a most important  event in my life, even more important than  my first love.
It was the first deliberate, conscious act which had significance for me; it
changed  the  whole face of  the world. Whether  it is  true that  the clock
stopped that moment when I looked up after the first deep gulp I  don't know
any more.  But the world stopped dead for  a moment, that I  know. It was my
first glimpse into the soul of a man, or shall I say simply that Dostoievski
was the first man  to reveal  his soul to me?  Maybe I have been a bit queer
before that, without realizing  it, but from the moment that  I  dipped into
Dostoievski I was definitely, irrevocably,  contentedly queer.  The ordinary
waking, work-a-day world was finished for  me. Any ambition of  desire I had
to write was also killed - for a long time to come. I was like those men who
have been too  long in the trenches, too  long under  fire.  Ordinary  human
suffering, ordinary human jealousy, ordinary human ambitions  - it was  just
so much shit to me.
     I can visualize  best my  condition when I  think of my relations  with
Maxie and his sister Rita. At  the time Maxie and  I were both interested in
sport. We used to go swimming together a great  deal, that I remember  well.
Often we passed the whole day and night at the beach. I had only met Maxie's
sister  once or twice;  whenever  I brought up  her  name Maxie would rather
frantically begin  to talk about  something else. That annoyed me because  I
was really bored to death with Maxie's company,  tolerating him only because
he loaned me money readily and bought me things  which I needed.  Every time
we  started  for  the  beach  I  was  in  hopes  his  sister  would turn  up
unexpectedly. But no, he always managed to keep her out of reach.  Well, one
day as we were undressing in  the  bath house  and he was  showing me what a
fine tight scrotum  he  had,  I said to him right out of the blue - "listen,
Maxie, that's all right about your nuts, they're fine and dandy, and there's
nothing to worry about but where in hell is Rita all the time, why don't you
bring her along some time and let me take  a good  look at  her quim... yes,

quim,

 you know what I mean." Maxie, being a Jew from Odessa, had never heard
the word quim before. He was deeply shocked by my words and yet at  the same
time  intrigued by this new word. In a sort of daze  he said to me - "Jesus,
Henry, you oughtn't to say a  thing like that to me!" "Why not?" I answered.
"She's  got a  cunt, your sister, hasn't she?" I  was about to add something
else  when  he broke  into  a  terrific  fit  of  laughter. That  saved  the
situation, for  the time being.  But  Maxie didn't like the idea at all deep
down.  All  day  long  it  bothered him,  though he never  referred  to  our
conversation  again.  No,  he was very  silent that day.  The  only  form of
revenge he could think of was to urge me to swim far  beyond the safety zone
in  the hope  of tiring  me out and letting me drown. I could see so clearly
what was  in  his mind that I was  possessed with the strength  of ten  men.
Damned  if I would go drown myself  just  because his sister like all  other
women happened to have a cunt.
     It  was at Far Rockaway where this took place. After we had dressed and
eaten a  meal  I  suddenly decided  that  I  wanted to be alone and so, very
abruptly,  at  the  comer of a street. I shook hands and said  good-bye. And
there I was! Almost instantaneously I felt alone in the  world, alone as one
feels  only in moments  of  extreme anguish. I think I was  picking my teeth
absentmindedly when this wave of loneliness hit me full on, like a  tornado.
I stood there on the street comer and sort of felt myself all over to see if
I had  been hit by something.  It was inexplicable, and at  the same time it
was  very wonderful, very exhilarating,  like a double tonic,  I  might say.
When I say that I  was at Far Rockaway I mean that I was standing at the end
of  the  earth,  at a place called Xanthos, if  there be  such a  place, and
surely  there ought to be a word like this to express no place  at  all.  If
Rita had  come along then I don't think  I would have  recognized her. I had
become an  absolute stranger standing  in the  very midst of my own  people.
They looked crazy  to me, my  people, with  their newly  sunbumed faces  and
their flannel trousers  and their dock-work stockings. They had been bathing
like myself  because it  was  a  pleasant, healthy  recreation  and now like
myself they were full of  sun and  food and a little heavy with fatigue.  Up
until this loneliness hit  me I too was a bit weary,  but suddenly, standing
there completely shut off from the world, I woke up with a start I became so
electrified  that I didn't dare move for  fear I would charge like a bull or
start to climb the wall of a building  or else dance and  scream. Suddenly I
realized that all  this was because I was really a  brother  to Dostoievski,
that perhaps I was  the only  man  in all America  who knew what he meant in
writing those books. Not only that, but I felt all the books I would one day
write  myself  germinating  inside  me: they were bursting inside  like ripe
cocoons. And since up to this time I had written nothing but fiendishly long
letters  about everything and  nothing,  it was difficult  for me to realize
that there must come a time when I should  begin, when I should put down the
first word, 

the first-real word.

 And this time was now! That was what dawned
on me.
     I used the word Xanthos a moment ago.  I don't know whether there  is a
Xanthos or not, and I really don't care one way  or another,  but there must
be a place  in  the world, perhaps in the Grecian islands, where you come to
the end of the known world and you are thoroughly alone and  yet you are not
frightened  of it but  rejoice,  because at this  dropping off place you can
feel  the  old  ancestral  world  which  is  eternally  young  and  new  and
fecundating.  You  stand there, wherever the place is,  like a newly hatched
chick beside its eggshell. This  place is Xanthos, or as it  happened  in my
case. Far Rockaway.
     There I was! It grew dark, a wind came up, the streets became deserted,
and finally  it began to pour cats  and dogs. Jesus, that finished me!  When
the  rain came down, and I got  it smack  in the face staring at  

the

 sky, I
suddenly  began to  bellow with  joy.  I  laughed and laughed  and  laughed,
exactly like an insane man. Nor  did I  know  what  I  was laughing about. I
wasn't thinking of a thing. I was just overwhelmed with joy, just crazy with
delight in finding myself absolutely  alone.  If then and there a nice juicy
quim had been handed me on a platter, if all the quims in the world had been
afforded  me for to make my choice, I wouldn't have batted an eyelash. I had
what no  quim  could give  me.  And  just  about at  that  point, thoroughly
drenched but still exultant, I  thought of the most irrelevant thing in  the
world - 

carfare!

 Jesus, the bastard Maxie had walked off without  leaving me
a sou. There I was with  my fine budding antique world and not a penny in my
jeans.  Herr  Dostoievski Junior  had now to begin  to walk  here  and there
peering into friendly and un-friendly faces to see if he could pry  loose  a
dime. He walked  from one end of Far Rockaway to the other but nobody seemed
to give a fuck  about handing out carfare in the rain. Walking about in that
heavy animal stupor which comes with begging I got to thinking  of Maxie the
window-trimmer  and  how the first time  I spied  him he was standing in the
show-window  dressing  a  mannikin.  And from  that  in  a  few  minutes  to
Dostoievski, then the  world  stopped dead, and then, like a great rose bush
opening in the night, his sister Rita's warm, velvety flesh.
     Now this  what is rather strange ... A  few minutes after I  thought of
Rita, her private and extraordinary quim,  I was in the train bound for  New
York and dozing  off with a marvellous languid erection. And stranger still,
when I got out of the train,  when I had  walked but a block or two from the
station, whom should I bump into rounding  a  comer but Rita herself. And as
though  she had  been  informed telepathically  of what  was going  on in my
brain, Rita too  was hot under the whiskers. Soon  we were sitting in a chop
suey  joint, seated side by side in a little booth, behaving exactly like  a
pair of rabbits in rut. On the  dance floor we  hardly moved. We were wedged
in tight  and we stayed that way, letting them jog  and  jostle  us about as
they might. I could  have taken her home to my  place, as I was alone at the
time, but no, I had a notion to bring her back to her own home, stand her up
in the vestibule and give her a fuck right under Maxie's nose - which I did.
In the midst of it I thought again of the mannikin in the show window and of
the way he had  laughed that afternoon  when I let drop the word quim. I was
on the point of laughing aloud when suddenly I felt that she was coming, one
of those  long  drawn-out orgasms such as you  get  now and then in a Jewish
cunt. I had my hands under her  buttocks, the tips of my fingers just inside
her cunt, in the lining, as it were; as she  began to  shudder I  lifted her
from the ground and raised her gently up  and down  on the end of my cock. I
thought she would go off her nut completely, the way she began  to carry on.
She  must have had four  or five  orgasms like that in the air, before I put
her feet down on the ground. I took it  out without spilling a drop and made
her lie down in the vestibule. Her hat had rolled off into a  corner and her
bag had spilled open and a  few coins had tumbled out. I  note this  because
just before I gave  it to her good and proper I made a mental note to pocket
a few coins for my carfare home. Anyway, it was only a few hours since I had
said to Maxie  in the  bath  house  that I would like to take a  look at his
sister's  quim, and here it  was now  smack, up against me, sopping  wet and
throwing out one squirt after another. If she had been fucked before she had
never been fucked properly, that's a cinch. And I myself was never in such a
fine cool  collected  scientific frame of mind  as now lying on the floor of
the vestibule right under Maxie's nose, pumping it into the private, sacred,
and  extraordinary quim  of  his  sister Rita.  I  could  have  held  it  in
indefinitely - it was incredible how detached I was and yet thoroughly aware
of every quiver  and jolt she  made. But  somebody had to pay  for making me
walk around in the rain grubbing a dime. Somebody had to pay for the ecstasy
produced by the germination of all those unwritten books inside me. Somebody
had to verify the  authenticity of this private, concealed  cunt  which  had
been  plaguing me  for weeks and months.  Who better  qualified  than  I?  I
thought so hard and  fast between orgasms  that  my  cock  must  have  grown
another inch or two. Finally I decided to make an end of  it by  turning her
over  and back-scuttling her. She balked a bit  at first, but  when she felt
the thing slipping out of her she nearly went crazy. "Oh yes, oh yes, do it,
do  it!" she  gibbered, and with that  I really  got excited,  I  had hardly
slipped it  into her when I  felt  it  coming,  one of those long  agonizing
spurts from the tip of the spinal column. I shoved it in so deep that I felt
as if something had given way. We fell over, exhausted, the both  of us, and
panted like dogs. At the same  time,  however, I had the presence of mind to
feel  around  for a  few coins.  Not that it was necessary, because  she had
already loaned me a few dollars, but to make up for the carfare  which I was
lacking in  Far  Rockaway. Even  then, by Jesus,  it Wasn't finished. Soon I
felt  her  groping about, first with  her hands, then with her mouth. I  had
still a  sort  of semi  hard-on. She got it into her mouth  and she began to
caress it with her tongue. I  saw stars. The next thing I knew her feet were
around my neck and my tongue  up her  twat. And then I  had to get over  her
again and shove it in, up to  the hilt. She squirmed  around like an eel, so
help  me God. And then she began  to come again,  long, drawn-out, agonizing
orgasms, with a whimpering  and gibbering that was hallucinating. Finally  I
had to  pull it out  and tell her to stop. What a quim! And I had only asked
to take a look at it!
     Maxie with his talk of Odessa revived something which I  had lost  as a
child. Though I had never a very dear picture of Odessa  the  aura of it was
like the little neighbourhood in Brooklyn which meant so much to me and from
which  I  had been torn away  too soon. I get a very definite feeling of  it
every time I see an Italian painting without perspective: if it is a picture
of  a funeral procession, for example, it is  exactly the sort of experience
which I knew as a child, one of intense immediacy. If it is a picture of the
open  street, the women sitting in the windows are sitting 

on

 the street and
not above it and away from it. Everything that  happens is known immediately
by everybody, just as among primitive people.  Murder is  in the air, chance
rules.
     Just  as in the Italian primitives this  perspective is  lacking, so in
the little old neighbourhood from which I was uprooted as a child there were
these  parallel vertical planes on  which  everything took place and through
which, from layer to layer,  everything was communicated, as if  by osmosis.
The frontiers were sharp, dearly defined,  but they  were not impassable.  I
lived  then, as a boy, dose to the boundary between the north and the  south
side. I was  just a little bit over on the north side, just a few steps from
a broad thoroughfare called North Second  Street, which was for me the  real
boundary line between the  north and the south side. The actual boundary was
Grand Street, which led to Broadway Ferry, but this street meant  nothing to
me, except that it was already  beginning to  be filled with Jews. No, North
Second Street was the mystery street, the frontier between two worlds. I was
living, therefore, between two boundaries, the one real, the other imaginary
- as I have lived all my life. There was  a little street, just a block long
which  lay  between Grand Street and  North  Second Street,  called Fillmore
Place. This little street  was obliquely opposite  the  house my grandfather
owned and in which we  lived. It was the most enchanting street  I have ever
seen in all my life. It was the ideal street - for a boy, a lover, a maniac,
a drunkard, a crook, a  lecher, a thug, an astronomer, a musician, a poet, a
tailor, a shoemaker, a politician. In fact this was  just the sort of street
it  was, containing just such representatives of  the human race, each one a
world unto himself and all living together  harmoniously and inharmoniously,

but  together,

 a solid corporation, a dose-knit human spore  which could not
disintegrate unless the street itself disintegrated.
     So  it  seemed,  at least.  Until  the Williamsburg Bridge was  opened,
whereupon there followed the  invasion of the Jews from Delancey Street, New
York. This brought  about the  disintegration  of  our little  world, of the
little street called Fillmore Place, which like the name itself was a street
of value,  of dignity, of light, of  surprises. The Jews came, as I say, and
like moths they began to eat into  the  fabric of our lives until there  was
nothing  left  by this moth-like  presence  which  they  brought  with  them
everywhere. Soon the street began to smell bad, soon  the real people  moved
away, soon the houses began  to deteriorate and even the  stoops  fell away,
like the paint.  Soon the  street looked like a dirty  mouth  with  all  the
prominent teeth missing, with ugly charred stumps gaping here and there, the
lips rotting, the palate gone. Soon the  garbage was knee deep in the gutter
and the fire escapes filled  with bloated  bedding,  with  cockroaches, with
dried blood. Soon the Kosher sign appeared on the shop windows and there was
poultry everywhere and lax and  sour  pickles  and enormous loaves of bread.
Soon there were baby-carriages in every areaway and on the stoops and in the
little  yards  and before the shop  fronts. And with the  change the English
language also disappeared; one heard nothing  but Yiddish,  nothing but this
sputtering, choking, hissing tongue in which God and rotten vegetables sound
alike and mean alike.
     We  were among the first families to move away, following the invasion.
Two  or  three  times a year I came back  to  the old neighbourhood,  for  a
birthday or for Christmas or Thanksgiving. With each visit I marked the loss
of something I had loved  and  cherished. It was  like  a bad  dream. It got
worse and worse. The house in which my relatives still lived was like an old
fortress  going to  ruin; they were  stranded in  one of  the  wings  of the
fortress, maintaining  a forlorn,  island life, beginning themselves to look
sheepish, hunted,  degraded. They  even began to  make distinctions  between
their  Jewish neighbours, finding  some of them  quite  human, quite decent,
dean, kind, sympathetic, charitable, etc. etc. To  me it was heartrending. I
could have  taken a machine gun  and mowed the whole neighbourhood down, Jew
and Gentile together.
     It was about  the time of the  invasion that the authorities decided to
change the name of North Second Street to Metropolitan Avenue. This highway,
which to the Gentiles  had been the road to  the cemeteries, now became what
is called an artery of traffic, a link between two ghettoes. On the New York
side the  riverfront was rapidly being transformed owing to  the erection of
the skyscrapers. On  our side, the Brooklyn side, the warehouses were piling
up  and the approaches to the various new bridges  created  plazas,  comfort
stations,  pool rooms,  stationery  shops, ice cream  parlours, restaurants,
clothing  stores,  hock  shops,  etc.  In  short   everything  was  becoming

metropolitan,

 in the odious sense of the word.
     As long as we lived  in  the old neighbourhood  we  never  referred  to
Metropolitan Avenue: it was always North Second Street, despite the official
change of  name.  Perhaps it was  eight or ten years later, when I stood one
winter's day at the corner of the  street facing  the river  and noticed for
the first time the  great tower of the Metropolitan Life Insurance Building,
that I realized that North Second Street was no more. The imaginary boundary
of my  world had changed. My  lance travelled now far beyond the cemeteries,
far beyond the  rivers, far beyond the city of New York or  the State of New
York, beyond the whole United States  indeed.  At Point Loma,  California, I
had  looked out upon the broad Pacific and I had felt something  there which
kept  my face permanently screwed in another direction. I came back  to  the
old neighbourhood, I remember, one night with  my old friend Stanley who had
just come out of the army, and we walked the streets sadly and  wistfully. A
European  can  scarcely  know what this  feeling is  like. Even when  a town
becomes  modernized, in  Europe, there are still  vestiges  of  the  old. In
America,  though there are vestiges,  they are effaced,  wiped  out  of  the
consciousness, trampled upon, obliterated, nullified by the new. The new is,
from day to day, a moth which eats  into the fabric of life, leaving nothing
finally but  a great  hole.  Stanley and I,  we were  walking  through  this
terrifying  hole.  Even  a  war does not bring  this kind of desolation  and
destruction. Through war  a town may be  reduced to  ashes  and  the  entire
population wiped  out, but what springs up again resembles the old. Death is
fecundating,  for the soil  as  well  as for  the  spirit.  In  America  the
destruction is completely annihilating. There is no rebirth only a cancerous
growth, layer upon layer of new, poisonous tissue,  each one uglier than the
previous one.
     We  were  walking through this enormous hole,  as I  say, and  it was a
winter's night, dear, frosty,  sparkling, and  as we came through  the south
side towards  the boundary line we saluted all the  old relics or  the spots
where  things had  once stood and  where  there had  been once  something of
ourselves. And as we approached North  Second Street, between Fillmore Place
and North Second  Street -  a distance  of only  a few yards  and yet such a
rich, full  area of the  globe  - before Mrs. O'Melio's shanty I stopped and
looked up at the house where I had known what it was to really have a being.
Everything  had  shrunk now to  diminutive  proportions, including the world
which lay beyond the  boundary line,  the world which had been so mysterious
to  me and so terrifyingly grand, so delimited. Standing there in a trance I
suddenly recalled a dream  which  I have had  over  and over,  which I still
dream now  and then, and which I hope to dream as long as I live. It was the
dream of passing the boundary line. As in all dreams the remarkable thing is
the  vividness of  the  reality, the fad  that 

one  is  in reality

  and  not
dreaming.  Across the  line I  am unknown  and absolutely  alone.  Even  the
language has  changed.  In fact, I  am  always regarded  as  a  stranger,  a
foreigner. I have unlimited time on my hands and I am  absolutely content in
sauntering through the streets. There is  only 

one

 street,  I must say - the
continuation  of  the street  on which  I lived. I  come  finally to an iron
bridge  over the  railroad  yards.  It is always  nightfall when I reach the
bridge,  though it is only a  short distance from the  boundary line. Here I
look  down upon  the webbed  tracks, the  freight stations, the tenders, the
storage  sheds,  and as  I  gaze  down  upon this  duster of strange  moving
substances a process of metamorphosis takes place,  

just as in a dream.

 With
the transformation and deformation I become aware that this is the old dream
which I have dreamed so often. I have a wild fear that I  shall wake up, and
indeed I know that I will wake  up shortly, just at the  moment  when in the
midst of a great open space I am about to walk into the house which contains
something of the greatest importance for me. Just as I go towards this house
the  lot on  which  I am  standing begins  to grow vague at  the  edges,  to
dissolve, to vanish. Space rolls  in on me like a carpet and swallows me up,
and with it of course the house which I never succeed in entering.
     There is absolutely no transition from this, the most pleasurable dream
I know to the heart of a book called 

Creative
     Evolution.

  In this book by Henri Bergson, which I came to as naturally
as to the  dream of the  land beyond the boundary,  I am  again quite alone,
again  a foreigner, again a man  of  indeterminate  age standing on  an iron
bridge observing a peculiar metamorphosis without and within.  If this  book
had not fallen into my hands  at the  precise moment it did, perhaps I would
have gone mad. It came at a moment when another huge world  was crumbling on
my hands. If I had never  understood a thing which was written in this book,
if  I  had preserved  only the memory of  one word,  

creative,

 it  is  quite
sufficient. This word was my talisman. With it I was able to defy the  whole
world, and especially my friends.
     There are times when one must  break with one's  friends  in  order  to
understand the meaning of friendship. It may seem strange to say so, but the
discovery  of  this  book was equivalent to the discovery of  a  weapon,  an
implement,  wherewith I might lop off all the  friends who surrounded me and
who no longer meant anything to  me. This  book  became my friend because it
taught me that I  had no  need of  friends. It gave me the courage to  stand
alone, and  it enabled me  to appreciate loneliness. I have never understood
the book; at times I  thought I  was on  the point  of understanding,  but I
never really did understand. It was more important for me not to understand.
With this book in my hands, reading  aloud to  my friends, questioning them,
explaining  to them, I was made clearly to understand that I had no friends,
that I was alone  in the  world. Because in not understanding the meaning of
the  words, neither I nor my friends, one thing became very  clear  and that
was  that  there  were ways of  not  understanding and  that  the difference
between the non-understanding of one individual and the non-understanding of
another created  a world of terra firma even more solid  than differences of
understanding. Everything which before I thought I had  understood crumbled,
and I was left with a dean slate.  My friends, on the other hand, entrenched
themselves more solidly in the little ditch of understanding which  they had
dug  for  themselves.   They  died  comfortably  in  their   little  bed  of
understanding, to become useful citizens of the world. I pitied them, and in
short order. I deserted them one by one, without the slightest regret.
     What was there then in this book which could mean so much to me and yet
remain obscure?  I come back to the word 

creative.  1

 am sure that the whole
mystery lies in the realization of the meaning of this word. When I think of
the  book  now, and the way I approached it, I think of a man going  through
the rites of  initiation. The disorientation  and reorientation  which comes
with the initiation into any mystery is the most wonderful  experience which
it is  possible  to  have. Everything which  the  brain  has laboured for  a
lifetime to assimilate, categorize and synthesize has to be taken apart  and
reordered.  Moving day for the  soul! And of course it's not  for a day, but
for weeks and months  that this goes  on. You meet a friend on the street by
chance, one whom you  haven't seen for several weeks, and  he has  become an
absolute stranger to you. You give him a few signals from your new perch and
if he  doesn't cotton  you pass him up - 

for good.

 It's exactly like mopping
up a battlefield: all those  who are hopelessly  disabled and  agonizing you
dispatch  with  one swift blow  of your  dub.  You move on, to new fields of
battle, to  new triumphs or defeats. But you move! And as yon move the world
moves  with  you,  with  terrifying exactitude.  You seek out new fields  of
operation, new  specimens of the human race whom you  patiently instruct and
equip  with the new symbols. You choose sometimes those you would never have
looked at before.  You try everybody and everything  within  range, provided
they are ignorant of the revelation.
     It was  in this fashion that I found  myself sitting  in  the busheling
room of  my  father's  establishment,  reading  aloud to  the  Jews who were
working there. Reading to them from this new Bible in the way that Paul must
have talked to the disciples. With the added disadvantage, to  be sure, that
these poor Jew bastards could not read the English language. Primarily I was
directing myself towards Bunchek  the cutter,  who  had  a  rabbinical mind.
Opening the  book I would pick a passage at random and read it to them  in a
transposed  English almost  as primitive  as  pidgin  English.  Then I would
attempt  to  explain, choosing for example and analogy the things  they were
familiar with.  It was  amazing to me  how well  they understood,  how  much
better they understood,  let me say, than  a college professor or a literary
man or any educated  man. Naturally what  they understood had nothing  to do
finally with Bergson's book, as a book, but was not that the purpose of such
a book as this? My understanding of the meaning of a book  is  that the book
itself  disappears  from  sight,  that  it  is  chewed  alive, digested  and
incorporated into the system  as flesh  and blood which  in turn creates new
spirit  and reshapes  the  world.  It  was a great  communion feast which we
shared in the reading of this book and the outstanding feature of it was the
chapter  on Disorder  which, having  penetrated me through and  through, has
endowed me with  such a marvellous  sense  of order that if a comet suddenly
struck the earth and jarred everything out of place, stood everything upside
down, turned everything inside  out, I could orient  myself to the new order
in the twinkling of an eye.  I have no fear  or illusions about disorder any
more than I have of  death. The labyrinth is my happy hunting ground and the
deeper I burrow into the maze the more oriented I become.
     With 

Creative Evolution

 under my arm I board  the elevated line at  the
Brooklyn Bridge after work  and I commence  the journey homeward towards the
cemetery.  Sometimes I  get on at  Delancey Street,  the very  heart  of the
ghetto, after a long walk  through the crowded streets. I enter the elevated
line below the ground, like a  worm being pushed through  the intestines.  I
know each time I take  my place in  the crowd which mills about the platform
that  I am the most  unique  individual down there.  I  look upon everything
which  is  happening  about  me  like a  spectator  from another planet.  My
language, my world, is under my arm. I am the guardian of a great secret; if
I were to open my mouth and talk I would tie up traffic. What I have to say,
and what I am holding in every night of  my life on this journey to and from
the office,  is absolute  dynamite. I am not  ready yet to throw my stick of
dynamite. I nibble at it  meditatively, ruminatively,  cogently.  Five  more
years, ten more  years perhaps, and I will wipe these people out utterly. If
the train in making a curve gives a violent lurch I say to myself 

fine! jump
the track,  annihilate  them!

  I never  think  of myself as being endangered
should the train jump the track. We're  wedged  in like sardines and all the
hot  flesh pressed  against me diverts my thoughts. I become conscious  of a
pair of legs wrapped around mine. I look down at the girl  sitting  in front
of me, I look  her right in the eye, and I press my knees still further into
her  crotch. She  grows uneasy, fidgets  about  in her seat, and finally she
turns to the girl  next  to her and complains that  I am  molesting her. The
people about  look at  me  hostilely. I  look out of the  window blandly and
pretend  I have heard nothing. Even if I  wished  to I can't remove my legs.
Little  by little  though, the girl,  by a violent  pushing  and squiggling,
manages to  unwrap  her  legs from mine. I find myself almost  in  the  same
situation with  the girl  next  to  her,  the  one  she  was addressing  her
complaints to. Almost at  once I feel  a sympathetic touch and  then, to  my
surprise, I hear her tell the  other girl  that one can't help these things,
that  it is really  not the  man's  fault but  the fault of the company  for
packing us  in like sheep.  And again I feel the quiver of  her legs against
mine, a warm, human  pressure, like squeezing one's  hand. With  my one free
hand I manage to open my book. My object is twofold: first I want her to see
the kind  of book I read, second, I  want to be  able  to carry  on  the leg
language without attracting attention. It works beautifully. By the time the
train  empties a  bit I am  able to take a seat beside her and converse with
her - about  the book, naturally.  She's  a voluptuous  Jewess with enormous
liquid eyes and the frankness which come from sensuality. When it comes time
to get off  we  walk arm in arm through  the streets, towards her home. I am
almost on the confines of the  old neighbourhood. Everything is familiar  to
me  and yet repulsively  strange. I have not  walked these streets for years
and now I  am walking with a Jew girl from the ghetto, a beautiful girl with
a strong Jewish  accent. I  look incongruous walking beside her. I can sense
that people are staring at us behind  our backs. I  am the intruder, the Goy
who has come down into the  neighbourhood to pick off a nice  ripe cunt. She
on the other hand seems to be proud of her conquest; she's showing me off to
her friends. This is  what  I  picked up in the  train,  an  educated Goy, a
refined Goy! I can almost hear her think it. Walking  slowly I'm getting the
lay of the land, all the  practical details which will decide whether I call
for her after dinner or not. There's no  thought of asking  her  t6  dinner.
It's a question  of what time and where to meet and how will we go about it,
because as she lets drop just before we reach the  door, she's got a husband
who's  a travelling salesman and she's got  to be  careful. I agree  to come
back  and to meet her at the comer in front of the  candy store at a certain
hour. If I  want to bring a friend along she'll bring her girl friend. No, I
decide to see  her alone. It's agreed. She squeezes  my hand  and darts  off
into  a dirty hallway.  I  beat it quickly back to the elevated station  and
hasten home to gulp down the meal.
     It's a Summer's night and everything flung  wide open. Riding  back  to
meet her the whole past rushes up kaleidoscopically. This time I've left the
book at home. It's cunt I'm out for now and no thought of the book is in  my
head. I am back again this side of the boundary line, each  station whizzing
past making my world grow more diminutive. I am almost a child by the time I
reach the destination. I am a child  who  is horrified by the  metamorphosis
which  has taken place. What has happened to me,  a man of the 14th Ward, to
be jumping off  at this station in search of  a Jewish cunt? Supposing I  do
give  her a fuck,  what  then? What have I got to say to a girl  like  that?
What's a fuck when what I  want is love? Yes, suddenly it comes over me like
a  tornado... Una,  the  girl  I  loved,  the girl who  lived here  in  this
neighbourhood, Una  with  big  blue eyes  and flaxen hair, Una who  made  me
tremble just to look at her, Una whom I was afraid to kiss or even to  touch
her hand. 

Where is Una?

 Yes, suddenly, that's the burning question: 

where is
Una ?

 In two seconds I am completely unnerved, completely lost, desolate, in
the most horrible anguish and despair. How did  I ever let her go? Why? What
happened? 

When

 did it happen? I thought of her like a maniac night  and day,
year in and year out, and then, without even  noticing it,  she drops out of
my mind, like  that, like a  penny  falling  through a hole in  your pocket.
Incredible, monstrous, mad. Why all I had to  do was to ask her to marry me,
ask  her hand  -  that's all.  If  I had  done that  she would have said yes
immediately. She  loved  me, she loved me  desperately. Why  yes, I remember
now, I remember how she  looked at  me  the last  time we met. I  was saying
good-bye  because I was leaving that night for California, leaving everybody
to begin a new life. And I  never had any intention of leading a new life. I
intended to ask her to marry me, but the story I had framed like a dope came
out  of my lips  so naturally  that  I  believed  it myself, and  so  I said
good-bye and I  walked off, arid she stood there looking after me and I felt
her eyes pierce me through and through. I heard her howling inside, but like
an automaton  I kept on walking and finally  I turned the comer and that was
the end of it. Good-bye! Like that. Like  in a coma. And I meant to say 

come
to me! Come to me because I can't live any more without you!

     I am so weak, so rocky, that I can scarcely climb down the L steps. Now
I know what's  happened - I've crossed the boundary  line!  This Bible  that
I've been carrying around with me is to instruct  me, initiate me into a new
way of life.  The world I knew is no more, it is dead, finished, cleaned up.
And everything that I was is  cleaned up with  it. I am a carcass getting an
injection of new life. I am bright and glittery, rabid with new discoveries,
but  in the centre it is still leaden, still slag. I begin to  weep -  right
there on the L  stairs.  I sob aloud,  like a child. Now it dawns on me with
full clarity: 

you are  alone in the world!

  You are alone . .  . alone . . .
alone. It  is bitter to be  alone . .. bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter. There
is no end  to  it,  it is unfathomable, and it  is the  lot  of every man on
earth, but  especially mine . .  . especially mine. Again the metamorphosis.
Again everything totters, and careens. I am in the dream again, the painful,
delirious,  pleasurable,  maddening  dream of  beyond  the  boundary.  I  am
standing in the centre of the vacant lot, but my home  I do not see.  I have
no home. The dream was a mirage. There never was a house in the midst of the
vacant lot. That's why  I was never able to enter it. My home is not in this
world, nor in the next I am a  man without a home, without a friend, without
a wife. I am  a monster who belongs  to  a reality which does not exist yet.
Ah, but  it does exist, it will exist, I am sure of it. I  walk now rapidly,
head  down,  muttering to  myself. I've forgotten  about  my  rendezvous  so
completely  that  I  never even  noticed  whether I walked past her or  not.
Probably I  did. Probably I looked  right at her and  didn't recognize  her.
Probably she didn't recognize me either.  I am mad, mad with pain, mad  with
anguish. I am desperate. But I am not lost. No, there 

is

 a reality  to which
I belong. It's far away, very far  away. I  may walk from now till  doomsday
with head down and never find  her. But it is there, I am sure of it. I look
at  people  murderously.  If  I  could  throw  a bomb  and  blow  the  whole
neighbourhood to smithereens I would do it. I would be happy seeing them fly
in  the  air,  mangled,  shrieking,  torn  apart,  annihilated.  I  want  to
annihilate the whole earth. I am  not  a part of it. It's mad  from start to
finish. The whole shooting match. It's  a huge piece  of  stale  cheese with
maggots festering  inside  it. Fuck it!  Blow it to hell! Kill,  kill, kill:
Kill them all, Jews and Gentiles, young and old, good and bad ...
     I grow light, light as a feather, and my pace becomes more steady, more
calm,  more  even.  What a  beautiful  night it  is!  The  stars  shining so
brightly, so serenely, so remotely. Not mocking me precisely, but  reminding
me of  the futility of it all.  Who are you, young man, to be talking of the
earth, of  blowing things to smithereens? Young  man, we  have  been hanging
here for  millions and billions  of  years. We have seen it all, everything,
and still we shine peacefully every night, we  light  the way,  we still the
heart. Look  around you, young man, see how  still and beautiful  everything
is. Do you see, even the garbage lying in the gutter looks beautiful in this
light. Pick up the little cabbage leaf, hold it gently in your hand. I  bend
down and pick up the  cabbage leaf lying in the gutter. It  looks absolutely
new  to  me, a whole universe in itself.  I  break a  little  piece  off and
examine that.  Still a universe. Still unspeakably beautiful and mysterious.
I am almost ashamed to throw it back in the  gutter. I bend down and deposit
it gently with the other refuse. I become very thoughtful, very, very  calm.
I love everybody in  the world. I  know that  somewhere  at this very moment
there is a woman  waiting for  me and if only  I  proceed  very calmly, very
gently, very slowly, I  will come  to her. She will be  standing on a  comer
perhaps  and  when I come  in sight she will  recognize  me - immediately. I
believe  this,  so help  me  God!  I  believe  that  everything is  just and
ordained. My home? Why  it is  the  world - the  whole  world! I  am at home
everywhere, only I  did not  know  it before.  But  I know  now. There is no
boundary line  any more. There never was a  boundary line: it was I who made
it. I  walk slowly and blissfully through  the streets. The beloved streets.
Where everybody walks and everybody suffers without showing it. When I stand
and lean against a lamp post  to light my cigarette even the lamp post feels
friendly.  It is not a thing  of iron - it is a creation  of the human mind,
shaped a certain way, twisted and formed by human hands, blown on with human
breath, placed by human hands and feet. I turn round  and rub  my hand  over
the iron surface. It almost seems to speak to  me. It is  a human lamp post.
It 

belongs,

 like  the cabbage leaf, like the torn socks, like the  mattress,
like  the kitchen sink.  Everything stands in a certain  way  in  a  certain
place, as our mind stands in  relation to God. The  world,  in its  visible,
tangible  substance, is a map of our love.  Not God  but 

life

 is love. Love,
love, love. And in the midmost midst of it walks this young man, myself, who
is none other than Gotdieb Leberecht Muller.
     Gotdieb Leberecht  Miiller! This  is  the name  of a  man who  lost his
identity.  Nobody could tell him who he was, where  he came from or what had
happened to him. In the movies, where  I first made the acquaintance of this
individual  it was assumed  that he had met with an accident in the war. But
when I recognized myself on the screen, knowing that I had never been to the
war, I realized that the author had invented this little piece of fiction in
order  not  to expose me. Often  I forget which  is the real me. Often in my
dreams  I take the draught  of  forgetfulness, as it is called, and I wander
forlorn and desperate,  seeking  the  body and the name  which is  mine. And
sometimes between the  dream and  reality  there is only the  thinnest line.
Sometimes while a person  is talking to me I step out of my shoes, and, like
a plant drifting with the current, I  begin the voyage, of my rootless self.
In this condition I am quite capable of  fulfilling  the ordinary demands of
life - of finding a wife, of becoming a father, of supporting the household,
of entertaining  friends, of reading  books, of paying  taxes, of performing
military services, and so on and so forth. In this condition I am capable if
needs be, of killing in cold blood, for  the sake of my family or to protect
my country,  or whatever it may  be. I am the  ordinary, routine citizen who
answers to a name and who is given a number in his passport. I am thoroughly
irresponsible for my fate.
     Then one day,  without the  slightest  warning, I  wake up and  looking
about  me  I understand  absolutely  nothing  of what is going  on about me,
neither my  own behaviour nor that of my neighbours, nor do I understand why
the governments are  at war or at peace, whichever the case may  be. At such
moments  I am born  anew,  born  and  baptized  by  my  right  name: Gotdieb
Leberecht Miiller! Everything I do in my right name is looked upon as crazy.
People make furtive  signs behind my  back, sometimes to my face  even. I am
forced  to  break with  friends and family and loved ones. I am  obliged  to
break camp. And so, just as naturally as in  dream, I find myself once again
drifting with  

the

 current,  usually  walking  along a highway, my  face set
towards the sinking sun. Now all  my faculties  become alert.  I am the most
suave silky, cunning animal - and I am at the same time what might be called
a holy man. I know how to fend for myself. I know how to avoid  work, how to
avoid entangling relationships, how to  avoid  pity,  sympathy, bravery, and
all the other pitfalls. I stay in place or widi a person just long enough to
obtain  what I need,  and then  I'm  off again.  I have no goal: the aimless
wandering  is sufficient  unto  itself.  I am  free  as  a bird,  sure as an
equilibrist. Manna  falls from the sky; I have only to hold out my hands and
receive.  And everywhere  I leave  the  most pleasant feeling behind  me, as
though, in accepting the gifts that are showered upon  me, I am doing a real
favour  to others. Even my  dirty linen is  taken care  of by  loving hands.
Because everybody  loves a right-living man! Gottlieb! What a beautiful name
it is! Gotdieb! I say to myself over and over. Gottlieb Leberecht Muller.
     In this condition I have always  fallen in with  thieves and rogues and
murderers, and  how  .kind and gentle they have been with me! As though they
were my brothers. And are they not, indeed? Have I not been guilty of  every
crime, and suffered for  it?  And is it not just because of my crimes that I
am  united  so  closely  to  my  fellowman? Always, when  I  see a  light of
recognition in the other person's  eyes, I am aware of this  secret bond. It
is only  the just  whose eyes never light up. It is the just who  have never
known the secret of human fellowship. It  is the just who are committing the
crimes against man, the just  who  are the real monsters. It is the just who
demand  our  fingerprints, who prove  to  us  that we have died even when we
stand  before them in the flesh. It is the just who impose upon us arbitrary
names, false names, who put false dates in the register and bury us alive. I
prefer the thieves, the rogues, the  murderers unless I can find a man of my
own stature, my own quality.
     I  have never found such a man! I have never found a man as generous as
myself, as  forgiving,  as tolerant, as  carefree, as  reckless, as clean at
heart. I forgive myself  for  every  crime  I have committed. I do it in the
name of humanity.  I know what  it means to be  human,  the weakness and the
strength  of  it. I  suffer from this knowledge and I revel in it also. If I
had the chance to be God I would reject it. If I had the chance to be a star
I would reject it. The most wonderful opportunity which life offers is to be
human. It embraces the whole universe. It  includes  the knowledge of death,
which not even God enjoys.
     At the point from which this book is written I  am the man who baptized
himself anew. It  is many years since  this happened and so much has come in
between  that  it is difficult  to get back to  that moment and  retrace the
journey of Gottlieb Leberecht Muller. However, perhaps I  can  give the clue
if  I say that the man which I now  am was born  out of a wound. That  wound
went to the  heart. By all man-made logic I should have been dead. I  was in
fact given up for dead  by all who once knew me; I walked about like a ghost
in their midst. They used the past tense in referring to me, they pitied me,
they shovelled  me under deeper  and deeper. Yet I remembered  how I used to
laugh then, as always, how I made love to other women, how I enjoyed my food
and  drink, and the  soft bed which  I dung to like  a fiend.  Something had
killed me, and yet I was  alive. But I was live  without a memory, without a
name; I was cut off from hope as  well as from remorse or regret.  I  had no
past and I would probably have no future;
     I was buried alive in a void which was the  wound  that had been  dealt
me. 

I was the wound itself.

     I have a friend who talks to me from time to  time about the Miracle of
Golgotha of which I  understand  nothing. But I do know  something about the
miraculous wound which I received, the wound which killed me  in the eyes of
the world and out of which I was  born anew and rebaptized. I know something
of the miracle of this wound which I lived and which healed with my death. I
tell  it  as of something long past, but it is with me always. Everything is
long  past  and  seemingly invisible, like  a constellation  which has  sunk
forever beneath the horizon.
     What fascinates me is that anything so dead  and  buried as I was could
be  resuscitated,  and not just  once, but innumerable times.  And not  only
that, but each time I faded out I plunged deeper than ever into the void, so
that  with each  resuscitation  the miracle becomes  greater. And  never any
stigmata! The man  who  is  reborn  is always  the same  man, more  and more
himself with each rebirth. He is only shedding his skin  each time, and with
his skin  his sins. The man whom God loves is truly  a right living man. The
man whom  God loves  is the onion with  a million  skins. To shed  the first
layer is  painful  beyond  words; the next layer is  less painful, the  next
still  less, until finally  the pain  becomes  pleasurable,  more  and  more
pleasurable, a delight,  an ecstasy. And then there is  neither pleasure not
pain, but simply darkness  yielding  before the  light. And as  the darkness
falls away the wound comes out of its hiding place: the wound which  is man,
man's  love, is bathed in light. The  identity which was  lost is recovered.
Man  walks  forth from his open wound, from the grave  which he  had carried
about with him so long.
     In the tomb which is my memory I  see  her  buried now, the one I loved
better than all else, better than the world, better than God, better than my
own flesh and blood. I see her festering there in that bloody wound of love,
so dose to me that I could not distinguish her from the wound itself.  I see
her struggling to free herself, to make herself clean of love pain, and with
each struggle sinking back again into the wound, mired, suffocated, writhing
in blood. I see the terrible look  in her eyes, the mute piteous  agony, the
look  of  the beast  that  is  trapped.  I see  her  opening  her  legs  for
deliverance and each orgasm a groan of anguish.  I hear the  walls  falling,
the  walls caving in on us and  the house  going up  in flames. I hear  them
calling us from the street, the summons to work, the summons to arms, but we
are nailed to the floor  and the rats are biting into us. The grave and womb
of love entombing us, the night filling our bowels and  the stars shimmering
over the black bottomless lake. I lose the memory of words, of her name even
which I pronounced like a  monomaniac. I  forgot  what she looked like, what
she  felt like,  what she smelt like, what she fucked like, piercing  deeper
and deeper into  the night of  the fathomless cavern. I followed her to  the
deepest hole of  her being,  to the charnel house of her soul, to the breath
which had not yet expired from her lips. I sought relentlessly for her whose
name was not written anywhere, I penetrated  to the  very altar and found  -
nothing. I  wrapped myself  around  this hollow shell of nothingness  like a
serpent with fiery coils; I lay still for six centuries without breathing as
world events sieved through  to the  bottom forming a  slimy bed of mucus. I
saw  the constellations wheeling about  the huge hole in the  ceiling of the
universe:  I  saw the outer planets and the  black star which was to deliver
me.  I saw the Dragon shaking itself free  of dharma and  karma, saw the new
race of man stewing in the yolk of  futurity. I saw through to the last sign
and symbol, 

but I could not read her face.

 I could see only the eyes shining
through,  huge, fleshy-like luminous  breasts, as though  I were  swim- ming
behind them in the electric effluvia of her incandescent vision.
     How had  she come to  expand thus beyond  all grip of consciousness? By
what monstrous law had she spread  herself thus over the  face of the world,
revealing everything and yet concealing herself? She was hidden in the  face
of  the sun,  like the moon in eclipse; she was a mirror which had lost  its
quicksilver, the mirror which yields both the image  and the horror. Looking
into the backs of her eyes, into  the  pulpy translucent  flesh, I  saw  the
brain structure of all formations, all relations, all evanescence. I saw the
brain within the brain, the endless machine endlessly turning, the word Hope
revolving on a  spit, roasting, dripping with fat, revolving ceaselessly  in
the cavity of the third eye. I heard her dreams mumbled in lost tongues, the
stifled screams reverberating in minute crevices, the gasps, the groans, the
pleasurable sighs, the swish of lashing whips. I heard her call my own  name
which I had not yet uttered, I heard her curse and shriek with rage. I heard
everything magnified a thousand times, like a  homunculus imprisoned  in the
belly organ. I caught the muffled breathing of the world, as if fixed in the
very crossroads of sound.
     Thus we walked and slept and ate together, the Siamese  twins whom Love
had joined and whom Death alone could separate.
     We  walked  upside down, hand in hand, at the  neck of  the Bottle. She
dressed in  black almost exclusively,  except for patches of  purple now and
then.  She wore  no  underclothes, just  a  simple  sheet  of  black  velvet
saturated with  a diabolical perfume. We went to bed at dawn and got up just
as it was darkling. We lived in black holes with drawn curtains, we ate from
black plates, we  read from black books. We looked out of the black  hole of
our life  into  the black hole of the world. The sun was permanently blacked
out, as though  to aid us  in  continuous internecine strife. For sun we had
Mars, for moon Saturn: we lived permanently in the zenith of the underworld.
The  earth had ceased  to revolve and  through  the hole in the sky above us
there hung the black star which never twinkled. Now and then we had fits  of
laughter,  crazy, batrachian laughter which made the neighbours shudder. Now
and  then  we sang,  delirious,  on-key,  full  tremolo. We  were locked  in
throughout the long dark night of the soul, a period of incommensurable time
which began and ended in the manner of an eclipse. We revolved about our own
egos, like phantom satellites. We were drunk with our own image which we saw
when we looked into each other's eyes.  How then did we look to  others ? As
the  beast looks  to the plant, as  the stars look to the beast. Or  as  God
would look to man if the devil had given him wings. And with  it all, in the
fixed,  dose intimacy of  a night without end she was radiant, jubilant,  an
ultra-black jubilation streaming  from her like a steady  flow of sperm from
the Mithraic Bull. She  was double-barrelled, like a shot-gun, a female bull
with  an  acetylene  torch in  her womb.  In heat  she focussed on the grand
cosmocrator, her  eyes rolled back to the whites,  her lips a-saliva. In the
blind hole of sex she waltzed like a trained mouse, her jaws unhinged like a
snake's,  her  skin  horripilating in  barbed plumes. She had the insatiable
lust of  a unicorn, the itch that  laid the Egyptians  low. Even the hole in
the sky through which the lacklustre star shone down was swallowed up in her
fury.
     We  lived glued to the ceiling,  the hot, rancid  fume  of the everyday
life steaming up  and suffocating us. We lived at marble heat, the ascending
glow of human flesh warming the snake-like coils in which we were locked. We
lived riveted to the nethermost depths, our  skins smoked to the colour of a
grey  cigar by the fumes  of worldly passion. Like two heads carried  on the
pikes of our  executioners we circled slowly and  fixedly over the heads and
shoulders of the world below. What was  life  on the  solid earth to  us who
were decapitated and forever joined at the genitals? We were the twin snakes
of Paradise, lucid in heat and  cool as chaos  itself. Life  was a perpetual
black  fuck about a  fixed  pole of insomnia.  Life was  Scorpio conjunction
Mars,   conjunction   Mercury,   conjunction   Venus,  conjunction   Saturn,
conjunction Pluto,  conjunction Uranus,  conjunction quicksilver,  laudanum,
radium,  bismuth.  The  grand  conjunction  was every  Saturday  night,  Leo
fornicating with Draco in the house of brother and sister. The great malheur

was  a  ray of sunlight stealing  through the curtains. The great curse  was
Jupiter, king of the fishes, that he might flash a benevolent eye.
     The reason  why it  is difficult to tell it  is because I  remember too
much. I  remember everything,  but  like a dummy sitting  on the  lap  of  a
ventriloquist.  It seems  to  me  that  throughout the  long,  uninterrupted
connubial solstice I  sat on her lap (even when she was  standing) and spoke
the lines she had  taught me.  It  seems  to me that she must have commanded
God's chief plumber to keep the  black  star shining through the hole in the
ceiling, must have bid him to rain down perpetual night  and with it all the
crawling torments that  move noiselessly about  in the dark so that the mind
becomes a  twirling awl burrowing frantically into black  nothingness. Did I
only  imagine  that  she  talked  incessantly,  or  had  I   become  such  a
marvellously trained dummy that  I intercepted the thought before it reached
the  lips? The lips were finely parted, smoothed down with  a thick paste of
dark blood: I watched  them  open and  dose  with  the  utmost  fascination,
whether  they hissed a viper's hate or cooed like  a turtle dove. They  were
always close-up, as in the movie stills, so that I knew every crevice, every
pore, and  when  the hysterical salivating began I watched the  spittle fume
and foam as though I  were sitting in a rocking chair under Niagara Falls. I
learned  what to do  just as  though I were a  part  of her organism; I  was
better  than  a  ventriloquist's  dummy because I  could  act without  being
violently jerked by strings. Now and then I did things impromptu like, which
sometimes  pleased  her  enormously; she would pretend,  of  course,  not to
notice these interruptions, but I could always tell when she was pleased  by
the way she preened herself. She had  the gift for transformation; almost as
quick and subtle she was  as the devil himself. Next  to the panther and the
jaguar she did the bird stuff best: the wild  heron, the ibis, the flamingo,
the swan in rut. She had a way of swooping suddenly, as if she had spotted a
ripe  carcass, diving  right  into the bowels, pouncing immediately  on  the
tidbits -  the heart, the liver, or the ovaries -and making off again in the
twinkling of an eye. Did someone spot her, she would lie stone  quiet at the
base of a tree,  her eyes not quite dosed but immovable in that  fixed stare
of the basilisk. Prod her a bit  and  she  would become a rose, a deep black
rose  with the most velvety petals and of a fragrance that was overpowering.
It  was  amazing  how marvellously I  learned to take my cue; no  matter how
swift the metamorphosis I was always there in her lap,  bird lap, beast lap,
snake lap,  rose  lap, what matter: the lap of laps, the lip of lips, tip to
tip, feather to feather,  the yolk in the egg, the  pearl  in the  oyster, a
cancer  clutch,  a tincture  of  sperm and  cantharides.  Life  was  Scorpio
conjunction Mars,  conjunction Venus,  Saturn,  Uranus, et cetera,  love was
conjunctivitis of the mandibles, dutch this, dutch that, clutch, clutch, the
mandibular  clutch-clutch of  the mandala wheel  of lust. Come  food time  I
could  already hear her  peeling the  eggs, and inside the egg  

cheep-cheep,

blessed  omen  of  the  next meal to come.  I  ate  like a  monomaniac:  the
prolonged dreamlit voracity of the man who  is thrice breaking his fast. And
as I ate she purred, the rhythmic predatory wheeze of the succubus devouring
her  young. What  a  blissful  night  of love!  Saliva,  sperm, succubation,
sphincteritis all in one: the conjugal orgy in the Black Hole of Calcutta.
     Out there where the black star hung, a Pan-Islamic silence,  as  in the
cavern world where even the wind is stilled.  Out there, did I dare to brood
on  it,  the spectral  quietude  of  insanity, the  world  of  men,  lulled,
exhausted  by  centuries  of  incessant   slaughter.  Out  there  one   gory
encompassing membrane within which all  activity  took place, the hero-world
of lunatics and maniacs who had quenched the light of the heaven with blood.
How  peaceful our little dove-and-vulture life in the dark! Flesh to bury in
with  teeth  or  penis,  abundant  odorous flesh  with  no mark of  knife or
scissors, no scar  of exploded  shrapnel, no mustard bums, no scalded lungs.
Save for the hallucinating hole in the ceiling, an almost perfect womb life.
But  the hole was  there  - like a  fissure in the bladder - and  no wadding
could plug it permanently, no urination could  pass off with a  smile.  Piss
large and freely, aye, but  how forget  the rent in  the belfry, the silence
unnatural, the  imminence, the terror,  the poom of the "other" world? Eat a
bellyful,  aye, and tomorrow another bellyful, and tomorrow and tomorrow and
tomorrow - but 

finally,

 what then? 

Finally ?

 What was 

finally?

  A change  of
ventriloquist, a  change of lap, a shift  in the  axis,  another rift in the
vault... 

what ? what ?

 I'll tell you -  sitting in her lap, petrified by the
still,  pronged  beams  of the  black  star, homed,  snaffled,  hitched  and
trepanned by the telepathic acuity of your  interacting agitation, I thought
of nothing at  all, nothing that was outside the cell we inhabited, not even
the thought of a crumb  on a white tablecloth.  I thought purely within  the
walls of our  amoebic life, the pure thought such as Immanuel Pussyfoot Kant
gave us  and which only a  ventriloquist's dummy could  reproduce. I thought
out  every theory of  science, every theory of art, every grain of truth  in
every cock-eyed system of  salvation. I  calculated everything  out to a pin
point  with gnostic decimals to boot, like primes which a drunk hands out at
the finish of a six-day-race. But everything was calculated for another life
which somebody else would  live some day -

perhaps.

 We were at  the very neck
of the bottle, 

her  and

 I, as they say, but the neck had been broken off and
the bottle was only a fiction.
     I remember how the second time I met her she told me that she had never
expected to see me again, and the next time I saw her she said she thought I
was a dope fiend, and the next time she called me a god, and after that  she
tried  to  commit suicide and  then I tried  and then  she  tried again, and
nothing worked except to bring  us closer  together, so close indeed that we
interpenetrated, exchanged personalities, name,  identity, religion, father,
mother, brother. Even her body  went  through a radical change, not once but
several times. At first she was big and velvety, like the  jaguar, with that
silky, deceptive strength of the feline species, the crouch, the spring, the
pounce; then she grew emaciated, fragile, delicate almost like a cornflower,
and with  each change thereafter she went through the subtlest modulations -
of  skin,  muscle, colour,  posture, odour, gait,  gesture,  et cetera.  She
changed like a chameleon.  Nobody could say what she really was like because
with each one she was an entirely different person. After  a time she didn't
even  know  herself what she  was  like.  She  had  begun  this  process  of
metamorphosis before I met her,  as I later dis- covered. Like so many women
who  think  themselves  ugly  she  had  willed  to make  herself  beautiful,
dazzlingly beautiful. To do this  she first of all renounced  her name, then
her family, her friends, everything which might attach her to the past. With
all  her wits and faculties she devoted herself to the  cultivation  of  her
beauty, other charm, which she already  possessed to a high degree but which
she had been made to believe  were nonexistent.  She lived constantly before
the mirror, studying every movement, every gesture, every slightest grimace.
She changed her  whole manner of speech, her  diction,  her  intonation, her
accent,  her phraseology.  She  conducted herself so skilfully  that  it was
impossible even to broach  the subject of origins. She was constantly on her
guard, even in her sleep. And,  like a good general, she discovered  quickly
enough that  the best defence is attack. She never  left  a single  position
unoccupied;   her  outposts,  her  scouts,  her  sentinels  were   stationed
everywhere. Her mind was a revolving searchlight which was never dimmed.
     Blind  to  her own  beauty, her own  charm, her own personality, to say
nothing  of  her  identity,  she  launched  her  full  powers   towards  the
fabrication of  a mythical creature, a  Helen, a Juno, whose  charms neither
man nor woman would be able to resist. Automatically, without  the slightest
knowledge of  legend, she  began to create little by little  the ontological
background, the mythic sequence of events preceding the conscious birth. She
had no need to remember her lies, her fictions  -  she had only  to  bear in
mind her role. There was no lie too monstrous  for her to utter, for in  her
adopted role she  was  absolutely faithful to herself. She did  not have  to

invent

 a past: she 

remembered

 the past  which belonged to her. She was never
outflanked by  a  direct  question since  she never presented herself  to an
adversary except obliquely. She presented only the angles of the everturning
facets,  the blinding prisms of light which  she  kept constantly revolving.
She was never a being, such as  might  finally be caught in repose,  but the
mechanism  itself,  relentlessly  operating the myriad  mirrors  which would
reflect the myth she had created. She  had  no  poise  what soever;  she was
eternally poised above her multiple  identities  in the vacuum of the  self.
She  had not intended  to make herself a  legendary figure,  she had  merely
wanted her beauty to be recognized. But, in  the pursuit of beauty, she soon
forgot her quest entirely, became the victim of her own creation. She became
so  stunningly  beautiful  that  at  times  she  was  frightening,  at times
positively uglier  than the ugliest  woman in the world. She  could  inspire
horror and  dread, especially when  her charm was at its height.  It  was as
though the  will,  blind  and uncontrollable,  shone through  the  creation,
exposing the monster which it is.
     In the dark, locked away in the black hole with no world looking on, no
adversary, no  rivals, the blinding dynamism of  the will slowed down a bit,
gave  her  a molten copperish glow,  the words coming out of her  mouth like
lava, her  flesh clutching ravenously for a hold, a perch on something solid
and  substantial, something in  which  to reintegrate and  repose for  a few
moments. It was  like  a  frantic long  distance  message, an S.O.S. from  a
sinking ship. At first I mistook it for passion, for the ecstasy produced by
flesh rubbing  against flesh.  I thought I  had  found  a living volcano,  a
female Vesuvius. I never thought of  a human ship going down in an  ocean of
despair, in a Sargasso of impotence. Now I think of that black star gleaming
through the  hole  in  the  ceiling, that fixed  star  which  hung above our
conjugal cell, more fixed, more remote than the Absolute,  and I know it was
her,  emptied  of  all that was  properly herself: a dead black sun  without
aspect.  I know  that we  were conjugating the verb  love like  two  maniacs
trying  to fuck through an iron  grate. I said that in the frantic grappling
in the dark I sometimes forgot  her name, what she looked like, who she was.
It's true. I overeached myself  in the dark. I slid off the flesh rails into
the endless  space  of sex, into the channel-orbits established  by this one
and that one; Georgiana, for instance, of only a brief afternoon, Telma, the
Egyptian whore, Carlotta, Alannah,  Una, Mona, Magda, girls of six or seven;
waifs, will'o'-the-wisps, faces, bodies, thighs, a subway brush, a  dream, a
memory,  a  desire,  a  longing.  I could start with  Georgiana  of a Sunday
afternoon near  the  railroad tracks, her dotted  Swiss  dress,  her swaying
haunch, her Southern  drawl,  her  lascivious mouth,  her molten  breasts, I
could start with Georgiana,  the myriad branched candelabra of sex, and work
outwards and upwards through the ramification of cunt into the nth dimension
of  sex, world without  end.  Georgiana was like the  membrane  of the  tiny
little ear of an unfinished monster  called sex. She was transparently alive
and breathing in the light of the memory of a brief afternoon on the avenue,
the first tangible  odour  and substance of the world of fuck  which  is  in
itself a being  limitless and undefinable,  like  our  world the  world. The
whole world of fuck like unto the ever-increasing membrane of  the animal we
call  sex,  which  is  like  another being growing  into  our  own being and
gradually displacing it, so that in time the human world will be only  a dim
memory  of this  new, all-inclusive,  all-procreative being which  is giving
birth to itself.
     It  was  precisely  this  snake-like   copulation  in  the  dark,  this
double-jointed,  double-barrelled hook-up, which put me in the strait-jacket
of doubt,  jealousy, fear,  loneliness. If  I  began  my hem-stitching  with
Georgiana and the  myriad-branched candelabra  of sex I was certain that she
too  was at  work  building  membrane, making ears,  eyes,  toes,  scalp and
what-not  of  sex. She  would begin  with  the  monster who  had raped  her,
assuming there was truth in the  story;  in any case she too began somewhere
on a parallel track, working  upwards and outwards  through  this multiform,
uncreated being  through  whose  body  we were both striving desperately  to
meet. Knowing only a fraction of her life, possessing only a bag of lies, of
inventions,  of  imaginings, of obsessions  and delusions,  putting together
tag-ends, coke dreams, reveries, unfinished  sentences,  jumbled dream talk,
hysterical ravings, ill-disguised fantasies, morbid desires, meeting now and
then a name become flesh, overhearing stray  bits of conversation, observing
smuggled  glances, half-arrested gestures,  I could well  credit her  with a
pantheon of her own private fucking gods, of only too  vivid flesh and blood
creatures, men of perhaps that very afternoon,  of perhaps only an hour ago,
her  cunt  perhaps  still choked with the sperm of the last fuck.  The  more
submissive she  was,  the more passionately she  behaved, the more abandoned
she  looked,  the  more uncertain I  became.  There  was  no  beginning,  no
personal, individual  starting  point;  we met like experienced swordsmen on
the  field of honour now crowded with the ghosts  of victory  and defeat  We
were alert and responsible  to the  least thrust, as only  the practiced can
be.
     We came together under cover of  dark with our armies and from opposite
sides we forced the gates of the citadel. There was  no resisting our bloody
work; we asked for no quarter and we gave none. We came together swimming in
blood, a gory, glaucous reunion in the night with all the stars extinguished
save the  fixed black  star hanging like  a  scalp  above  the hole  in  the
ceiling. If she were properly coked she would vomit it forth like an oracle,
everything that  had happened  to her during the  day,  yesterday,  the  day
before, the year before last, 

everything,

 down to  the day she was born. And
not a word of it was true, not a single detail. Not a moment did  she  stop,
for if she  had, the vacuum she  created  in her flight  would  have brought
about  an explosion fit  to sunder  the  world.  She  was the world's  lying
machine in microcosm, geared to the same  unending,  devastating  fear which
enables  men  to  throw  all  their  energies  into  creation  of the  death
apparatus. To look at her  one would think her fearless, one would think her
the personification of courage  and she 

was,

 so long  as she was not obliged
to turn in her traces. Behind her  lay  the calm fact of reality, a colossus
which  dogged  her every step. Every day  this colossal reality took on  new
proportions, every day it became more terrifying, more paralysing. Every day
she  had to grow swifter wings,  sharper jaws, more piercing, hypnotic eyes.
It was  a race to the outermost limits  of the world, a race lost  from  the
start, and  no one to stop it. At the edge of the vacuum  stood Truth, ready
in one  lightning-like sweep to recover the stolen ground.  It was so simple
and  obvious that it  drove her frantic. Marshal a  thousand  personalities,
commandeer the biggest guns, deceive the  greatest  minds,  make the longest
detour - still the end would be defeat. In  the final meeting everything was
destined to fall apart  - the cunning, the skill, the power, everything. She
would be a grain of  sand on the shore of the biggest ocean, and, worse than
anything, she would resemble each and  every  other  grain of  sand on  that
ocean's  shore.  She  would  be  condemned  to  recognize  her  unique  self
everywhere until the end of  time. What  a fate she had chosen for  herself!
That her uniqueness  should  be engulfed  in  the universal! That  her power
should be  reduced  to  the  utmost  node of  passivity!  It  was maddening,
hallucinating.  It could  not be!  It  

must

 not be! Onward! Like  the  black
legions. Onward! Through every degree of the everwidening circle. Onward and
away  from  the  self,  until  the last substantial particle  of the soul be
stretched to infinity.  In  her panic-stricken flight she seemed to bear the
whole  world in her womb. We  were being driven out of the  confines of  the
universe towards a nebula which no instrument could visualize. We were being
rushed to a  pause so still,  so prolonged, that death by comparison seems a
mad witches' revel.
     In the morning, gazing at the bloodless crater of  her face. Not a line
in it, not a wrinkle, not a single blemish! The look of an angel in the arms
of the  Creator. 

Who killed Cock Robin ? Who massacred the Iroquois?

  Not I,
my  lovely angel could  say,  and by God, who gazing at that pure, blameless
face could deny her? Who could see in that sleep of  innocence that one half
of the face belonged to God and the other half to Satan? The mask was smooth
as  death,  cool,  lovely  to  

the

 touch,  waxen, like  a  petal open to the
faintest breeze.  So alluringly still and  guileless  was it that  one could
drown in  it, one  could go  down  into it, body and  all, like a diver, and
nevermore  return. Until the  eyes  opened upon the world she would lie like
that, thoroughly extinguished and gleaming with a  reflected light, like the
moon itself. In her death-like trance of innocence she fascinated even more;
her  crimes dissolved,  exuded through  the  pores,  she lay coiled  like  a
sleeping  serpent riveted to the earth. The  body, strong, lithe,  muscular,
seemed possessed of a weight unnatural; she had a  more  than human gravity,
the gravity, one might almost say, of a warm  corpse. She was like one might
imagine the beautiful Nefertiti to  have been after the first thousand years
of  mummification, a  marvel  of  mortuary  perfection,  a  dream  of  flesh
preserved from mortal decay. She  lay coiled at  the base  of a hollow pyra-
mid, enshrined  in the vacuum of her own creation like a sacred relic of the
past.  Even her breathing seemed stopped, so  profound was her slumber.  She
had  dropped below the  human  sphere, below  the  animal  sphere, below the
vegetative sphere even: she had sunk down  to the level of the mineral world
where animation is just a notch above death. She had so  mastered the art of
deception that even the  dream was powerless to betray her.  She had learned
how to not dream: when she coiled up in sleep she automatically switched off
the  current. If one could have caught her thus and opened up  the skull one
would have  found  it  absolutely  void.  She kept  no  disturbing  secrets;
everything was killed off which could be humanly  killed. She  might live on
endlessly,  like  the moon, like any  dead  planet,  radiating  an  hypnotic
effulgence,  creating  tides  of  passion, engulfing  the world  in madness,
discolouring all earthly substances with her magnetic, metallic rays. Sowing
her own death  she brought everyone about her to fever pitch. In the heinous
stillness of  her sleep she renewed her own magnetic death by union with the
cold magma of  the lifeless planetary worlds. She was magically intact.  Her
gaze fell upon one with a transpiercing fixity: it was the moon gaze through
which the dead dragon of life gave off  a cold fire. The  one eye was a warm
brown, the colour of an autumn leaf; the  other was hazel,  the magnetic eye
which flickered a compass needle. Even in sleep this eye continued to nicker
under the shutter of the lid; it was the only apparent sign of life in her.
     The  moment she opened her eyes she was wide  awake. She  awoke  with a
violent start, as if the sight of the world and its human paraphernalia were
a shock. Instantly she  was  in full activity,  lashing about like  a  great
python. What annoyed  her was the light!  She awoke cursing the sun, cursing
the glare  of reality. The room had to be darkened, the candles lit, 

the

 the
windows tightly shut to prevent the noise of the street from penetrating the
room. She moved about naked with a cigarette  dangling from the comer of her
mouth.  Her toilet was an affair of great preoccupation; a thousand trifling
details had to be attended  to before she could so much as  don a  bathrobe.
She was  like an athlete preparing for the  great event of the day. From the
roots  of  her hair, which she studied with keen attention, to the shape and
length of  her toe-nails, every part of her anatomy was thoroughly inspected
before sitting  down to breakfast. Like an athlete I said  she  was,  but in
fact  she was  more like  a  mechanic  overhauling  a fast plane for  a test
flight.  Once she slipped on her dress she was launched for the day, for the
flight which  might  end  perhaps in  Irkutsk or  Teheran. She would take on
enough fuel  at  breakfast  to last  the entire  trip. The breakfast  was  a
prolonged affair:  it was the one ceremony of the day over which she dawdled
and lingered. It was exasperatingly  prolonged, indeed. One  wondered if she
would ever take  on,  one wondered  if she had forgotten  the grand  mission
which she had sworn to accomplish  each day.  Perhaps she was dreaming other
itinerary,  or perhaps she was not dreaming at all  but simply allowing time
for the functional processes of her marvellous machine so that once embarked
there would be no turning back. She was very calm and self-possessed at this
hour of the day; she was  like a great bird of the air perched on a mountain
crag, dreamily  surveying the  terrain below. It was not from the  breakfast
table  that  she would suddenly swoop and dive  to pounce upon her prey. No,
from the early morning perch  she  would  take  off slowly and majestically,
synchronizing  her every movement with the pulse of the motor. All space lay
before her, her direction dictated only by caprice. She was almost the image
of  freedom,  were it  not for  the  Saturnian  weight of  her body  and the
abnormal span of  her  wings.  However poised  she seemed, especially at the
take-on, one sensed the  terror which motivated the daily flight. She was at
once obedient  to her  destiny and  at the same  time frantically  eager  to
overcome  it. Each  morning she  soared aloft from her perch,  as from  some
Himalayan  peak;  she  seemed  always  to  direct  her  flight towards  some
uncharted region into  which, if all went well, she would disappear forever.
Each morning she  seemed to carry aloft with her this desperate, last-minute
hope; she took leave with  calm, grave dignity,  like  one  about to go down
into the grave. Never once did she circle about the flying field; never once
did she cast a glance backward  towards those whom she was abandon- ing. Nor
did she leave the slightest crumb of personality behind her; she took to the
air  with  all her  belongings, with every slightest scrap of evidence which
might testify to the fact of her existence. She didn't even leave the breath
of a sigh  behind, not even a  toe-nail. A clean  exit, such  as  the  Devil
himself might make for reasons of his own. One was left with a great void on
his hands. One was deserted, and not only deserted, but betrayed,  inhumanly
betrayed. One had no desire to detain her nor to call her back; one was left
with a curse on his lips, with a black hatred which darkened  the whole day.
Later, moving about the city,  moving slowly in pedestrian fashion, crawling
like the worm, one gathered rumours of her spectacular flight;  she had been
seen rounding a certain point, she had  dipped here or there for what reason
no one knew, she had done a tailspin elsewhere, she had passed like a comet,
she  had  written letters  of  smoke  in the sky,  and so  on and  so forth.
Everything she  had done was  enigmatic  and  exasperating, done  apparently
without purpose. It was like a symbolic and ironic commentary on human life,
on  the  behaviour  of  the  ant-like  creature  man,  viewed  from  another
dimension.
     Between  the time  she  took off and the time she returned  I lived the
life  of  a full blooded  schizerino. It was not an  eternity which elapsed,
because  somehow eternity  has  to  do with  peace and  with victory, it  is
something man-made, something  earned:  no, I  experienced  an entr'acte  in
which every hair turns white to the roots, in which every millimetre of skin
itches and burns until the whole body becomes  a running sore. I  see myself
sitting before a table in  the  dark, my hands and feet growing enormous, as
though  elephantiasis  were overtaking  me at a  gallop.  I  hear the  blood
rushing up  to the brain and pounding at the ear-drums like Himalayan devils
with  sledge  hammers;  I hear her flapping her huge wings, even in Irkutsk,
and I know she is pushing on and on, ever further away, ever  further beyond
reach. It is so quiet in the room and so frightfully empty that I shriek and
howl just to make a little noise, a little human sound. I try to lift myself
from the table but my feet are too heavy and  my  hands have become like the
shapeless  feet of the  rhinoceros. The heavier  my body becomes the lighter
the atmosphere of the room; I am going to spread and spread until I fill the
room  with one solid mass of stiff jelly. I shall fill up even the cracks in
the wall;  I shall grow through the wall like  a  parasitic plant, spreading
and spreading until  the whole  house is an indescribable  mass of flesh and
hair and nails. I know that  this is death, but I  am powerless to kill  the
knowledge of it, or  the knower.  Some tiny particle  of  me  is alive, some
speck of  consciousness  persists, and,  as the  inert carcass expands, this
flicker of  life becomes sharper and sharper and  gleams inside me  like the
cold fire of a gem. It lights  up the whole  gluey mass of pulp so that I am
like a  diver with a torch  in the  body of a dead marine  monster.  By some
slender hidden filament I am still connected with the life above the surface
of the deep, but it  is  so far away, the upper world, and the weight of the
corpse so great that, even if it were possible, it would take years to reach
the surface. I move  around  in my own dead body,  exploring every  nook and
cranny of its  huge, shapeless mass. It is an  endless exploration, for with
the ceaseless growth the whole  topography  changes,  slipping and  drifting
like  the  hot magma of the  earth. Never for a minute is there terra firma,
never  for  a  minute does anything remain still and recognizable:  it  is a
growth  without landmarks,  a voyage in  which the destination changes  with
every least move or shudder. It is  this interminable filling of space which
kills  all sense of space  or  time;  the more  the body expands  the tinier
becomes the world,  until at last I feel that everything is concentrated  on
the head of a pin. Despite the floundering of this enormous dead  mass which
I have  become,  I  feel  that  what sustains it,  the world out of which it
grows, is no bigger than  a pinhead. In the midst  of pollution, in the very
heart  and gizzard  of  death, as it were, I sense the seed, the miraculous,
infinitesimal lever which  balances the world. I  have overspread the  world
like  a  syrup  and the emptiness  of it  is  terrifying, but  there  is  no
dislodging  the seed; the seed  has become a  little knot of cold fire which
roars like a sun in the vast hollow of the dead carcass.
     When the great plunder-bird  returns exhausted from her flight she will
find me here in the midst of my nothingness, I, the imperishable schizerino,
a blazing seed hidden in  the heart of death.  Every day she thinks  to find
another means of sustenance, but  there is no other, only this  eternal seed
of  light which by dying each  day I rediscover  for her.  Fly, 0  devouring
bird, fly to the limits of the universe! Here is your nourishment glowing in
the sickening emptiness you have created! You will come  back to perish once
more in the black hole; you will come back again and again, for you have not
the wings to carry  you out  of the world. This  is  the only world  you can
inhabit, this tomb of the snake where darkness reigns.
     And suddenly for no reason at all, when I think of her returning to her
nest, I remember Sunday mornings in the  little old house near the cemetery.
I remember sitting at the piano in my nightshirt, working away at the pedals
with bare  feet, and the folks lying in bed toasting  themselves in the next
room. The rooms opened one on the  other, telescope fashion,  as in the good
old American  railroad flats. Sunday mornings one  lay  in bed until one was
ready to screech with well-being. Towards eleven or so the folks used to rap
on the wall of my  bedroom  for me to come and play for them. I  would dance
into the  room like the  Fratellini  Brothers, so full of flame and feathers
that I could hoist myself like a derrick to  the topmost limb of the tree of
heaven.   I   could   do   anything   and  everything  singlehanded,   being
double-jointed at the same time. The old man called me "Sunny  Jim", because
I  was  full  of  "Force",  full  of vim and vigour. First I would do a  few
handsprings for  them  on  the  carpet before  the bed;  then  I would  sing
falsetto, trying to imitate  a ventriloquist's dummy; then I would  dance  a
few  light fantastic steps to show which way the wind lay, and zoom! Like  a
breeze I was on the  piano stool  and  doing a velocity  exercise. I  always
began  with  Czemy, in  order to limber up for the performance.  The old man
hated  Czemy, and so did I, but Czemy was  the plat  du jour  on the bill of
fare  then, and so Czemy  it  was until my joints were rubber. In some vague
way Czemy reminds me of the great emptiness which came upon me later. What a
velocity I would work up, riveted to the piano stool! It was like swallowing
a  bottle of tonic at one gulp and then having someone strap you to the bed.
After I had played about ninety-eight exercises  I was ready  to do a little
improvising. I used to take a  fist-full of chords and crash the  piano from
one end to the  other, then sullenly modulate into "The Burning of  Rome" or
the "Ben Hur Chariot Race" which everybody liked because it was intelligible
noise.  Long before  I read Wittgenstein's 

Tractatvs  Logico-Philosophicus

 I
was composing the music to it, in the key of sassafras.  I was learned  then
in science  and  philosophy,  in the  history of religions, in inductive and
deductive logic,  in liver mantic,  in  the  shape and weight of skulls,  in
pharmacopeia  and metallurgy, in all the  useless branches of learning which
gives  you  indigestion  and melancholia  before  your  time. This  vomit of
learned truck was stewing in my guts the whole week long, waiting  for it to
come Sunday to  be set  to music.  In between "The Midnight  Fire Alarm" and
"Marche Militaire" I would get my inspiration,  which was to destroy all the
existent forms of harmony and create my own  cacophony.  Imagine Uranus well
aspected to Mars, to  Mercury, to the Moon, to Jupiter, to Venus. It's  hard
to imagine because Uranus functions best when it is  badly aspected, when it
is  "afflicted", so  to speak.  Yet  that music  which  I  gave  off  Sunday
mornings, a music of well-being  and of well-nourished desperation, was born
of an  illogically well-aspected  Uranus firmly anchored in the 7th House. I
didn't know  it then, I didn't know  that  Uranus existed,  and lucky it was
that  I was ignorant. But  I can see  it  now, because it was a fluky joy, a
phony  well-being, a  destructive sort of  fiery  creation.  The  greater my
euphoria  the more tranquil the folks  became. Even my sister who was  dippy
became calm and  composed. The neighbours used to  stand outside the  window
and listen,  and  now and then I  would  hear a burst of applause, and  then
bang,  zip!  like  a  rocket  I  was  off  again  -  Velocity  Exercise  No.
947

1/2

. If I happened  to espy a cockroach crawling up the wall I
was  in bliss: that would lead me without the  slightest modulation to  Opus
Izzi  of my  sadly  corrugated clavichord.  One  Sunday, just  like that,  I
composed  one  of  the loveliest scherzos imaginable - to a  louse.  It  was
Spring and we were all getting the sulphur treatment; I had been pouring all
week  over Dante's 

Inferno

  in English. Sunday came  like a thaw, the  birds
driven  so crazy by the sudden heat that they flew in and out of the window,
immune  to  the music.  One of the  German  relatives had just arrived  from
Hamburg, or Bremen, a maiden  aunt who looked like a bull-dyker. Just  to be
near her was sufficient to throw roe into a fit of  rage. She used to pat me
on the head and tell  me I would  be another Mozart. I  hated Mozart, and  I
hate him still, and so to get even with her I would play badly, play all the
sour notes I knew. And  then came the little louse, as  I was saying, a real
louse  which had  gotten buried in my winter underwear. I got him out  and I
put him  tenderly on the tip  of a  black key. Then  I began  to do a little
gigue  around him  with my right hand, the  noise had probably deafened  him
tenderly on the tip of a black key. Then hypnotized, it seemed, by my nimble
pyrotechnic. This trance-like immobility finally got on my nerves. I decided
to  introduce a chromatic  scale coming down on him full force with my third
finger. I caught  him fair and square, but with such force that he was glued
to my fingertip. That put  the St.  Vitus' Dance  in  me.  From  then on the
scherzo commenced. It was a  pot-pourri of forgotten  melodies  spiced  with
aloes and  the  juice of porcupines, played  sometimes in three keys at once
and pivoting  always like a waltzing mouse around the immaculate conception.
Later, when  I  went to hear Prokofief, I understood what  was happening  to
him; I understood Whitehead and Russell  and Jeans and Eddington  and Rudolf
Eucken  and  Frobenius  and Link Gillespie; I understood  why, if there  had
never been  a binomial theorem, man would have invented it; I understood why
electricity and  compressed air, to say nothing  of sprudel baths  and fango
packs. I understood  very  dearly, I must say, that man has  a dead louse in
his  blood,  and that when you're handed  a symphony or  a  fresco or a high
explosive you're really getting an ipecac reaction which was not included in
the  predestined bill  of fare. I understood too why I  had failed to become
the musician I was. All the compositions I had created in my head, all these
private and  artistic  auditions  which were  permitted  me,  thanks  to St.
Hildegarde or St. Bridget, or John  of the Cross, or  God knows  whom,  were
written  for an  age  to  come,  an age with  less  instruments and stronger
antennae, stronger  eardrums  too. A different  kind of suffering has to  be
experienced before such  music can be appreciated. Beethoven staked  out the
new territory - one is aware of its  presence when he erupts, when he breaks
down in the very core of his stillness. It is a realm of new vibrations - to
us only a misty nebula, for we have yet to pass beyond our own conception of
suffering. We have  yet  to  ingest  this  nebulous world,  its travail, its
orientation. I was permitted  to  hear an incredible  music  lying prone and
indifferent to  the Sorrow about  me. I heard the gestation of a new  world,
the sound  of  torrential rivers  taking their  course,  the sound of  stars
grinding and chafing, of  fountains clotted with blazing  gems. All music is
still  governed by  the old  astronomy, is the  product of the  hothouse,  a
panacea for Weltschmerz.  Music is still the antidote  for the nameless, but
this is not  yet 

music.

  Music  is planetary fire, an  irreducible  which is
all-sufficient; it is the slate-writing  of the gods,  the abracadabra which
the  learned and the ignorant alike muff because the axle has been unhooked.
Look  to  the  bowels,  to  the  unconsolable  and  ineluctable! Nothing  is
determined,  nothing is settled or solved.  All this  that is  going on, all
music,  all  architecture,  all  law,  all  government,  all invention,  all
discovery - all this is velocity exercises in the dark, Czemy with a capital
Zed riding a crazy white horse in a bottle of mucilage.
     One of the reasons why I  never got  anywhere with  the bloody music is
that it was always mixed up with  sex. As soon as I was  able to play a song
the cunts were  around me like flies. To begin  with, it was  largely Lola's
fault. Lola was my first  piano teacher. Lola Niessen. It was  a  ridiculous
name  and  typical of the neighbourhood we  were living in then. It  sounded
like  a stinking  bloater, or  a wormy cunt. To tell the truth, Lola was not
exactly a  beauty.  She looked somewhat like  a Kalmuck  or a Chinook,  with
sallow complexion and bilious-looking eyes.  She had a few  warts  and wens,
not to  speak of the moustache. What excited me, however, was her hairiness;
she  had  wonderful long fine black hair which she arranged in ascending and
descending  buns on her Mongolian skull. At the  nape of the neck she curled
it  up  in a  serpentine  knot.  She was  always late  in  coming,  being  a
conscientious  idiot, and  by  the  time  she  arrived I  was  always a  bit
enervated from  masturbating.  As  soon as she  took  the stool  beside  me,
however, I  became exdted again, what with the  stinking perfume she  soused
her armpits with.  In the summer she wore loose sleeves  and I could see the
tufts'of hair  under her arms. The sight of it drove me wild. I imagined her
as having hair all  over, even in her navel. And what I wanted to do  was to
roll in  it,  bury  my teeth in it. I  could  have eaten  Lola's  hair  as a
delicacy, if  there had been a  bit  of flesh attached to it. Anyway she was
hairy,  that's what I want  to say and  being hairy as a gorilla she  got my
mind off the the music and on to her cunt. I was so damned eager to see that
cunt of hers that finally one day I bribed her little brother to let me have
a peep at her while she was in the  bath. It was even more wonderful  than I
had imagined: she had  a shag that reached from  the navel to the crotch, an
enormous thick tuft, a sporran, rich as a hand-woven rug. When she went over
it with the powder puff I thought  I would faint. The next time she came for
the lesson I left  a couple of  buttons  open on my fly. She didn't  seem to
notice  anything amiss. The following time I  left my  whole fly open.  This
time she caught on. She said, "I think you've forgotten something. Henry." I
looked at her, red as a beet, and I  asked her  blandly 

what ?

 She pretended
to look away while pointing to it with her left hand. Her hand came so close
that I  couldn't  resist grabbing  it and pushing it  in my fly. She got up.
quickly, looking pale and frightened. By  this time my  prick was out of  my
fly and  quivering with delight. I closed in on  her and I reached  up under
her dress to get  at that hand-woven  rug  I had seen through  the  keyhole.
Suddenly I got a sound box on the ears, and then  another and she took me by
the ear and leading me to a comer of the room she turned my face to the wall
and said, "Now button up your fly, you silly boy!" We went back to the piano
in a few moments - back to Czemy and the velocity exercises. I  couldn't see
a sharp from a  flat any more, but  I continued to play because I was afraid
she might tell my mother about the incident. Fortunately it  was not an easy
thing  to tell one's mother.  The incident, embarrassing as it was, marked a
decided change in  our relations. I thought that the next  time she came she
would be  severe  with  me, but on the contrary; she seemed  to  have dolled
herself up, to have sprinkled more perfume over herself, and she was even  a
bit  gay,  which  was unusual for Lola because she  was a morose,  withdrawn
type. I  didn't dare to  open my fly again, but I would get an  erection and
hold  it  throughout the lesson, which she must have enjoyed because she was
always  stealing  sidelong glances in that direction.  I was only fifteen at
the time, and she  was  easily twenty-five or twenty-eight. It was difficult
for me to know what to do, unless it was  to deliberately knock her down one
day while my  mother was out. For  a time I actually shadowed  her at night,
when she went out  alone. She had a habit of going  out for long walks alone
in  the evening.  I  used to  dog  her steps, hoping she  would  get to some
deserted spot near the cemetery where I might try some rough  tactics. I had
a feeling sometimes that she knew I  was following her and  that she enjoyed
it. I think she was waiting for me to waylay her - I think that was what she
wanted. Anyway, one night I was lying in the grass near the railroad tracks;
it was a sweltering summer's night and people were  lying about anywhere and
everywhere, like panting dogs. I wasn't thinking of Lola at all - I was just
mooning there, too  hot  to think about  anything.  Suddenly  I see a  woman
coming along the narrow cinderpath. I'm lying sprawled out on the embankment
and nobody around that  I can notice. The woman is coming along slowly, head
down, as though  she  were  dreaming. As  she  gets  close  I recognize her.
"Lola!" I call. "Lola!"  She seems to  be really astonished to see me there.
"Why, what are you doing here?" she says, and with that she sits down beside
me on the embankment. I didn't bother  to answer her, I didn't say a word -1
just crawled over her and flattened her. "Not here, please," she begged, but
I paid no attention. I got my hand between her legs,  all tangled up in that
thick sporran others, and  she was sopping wet,  like a horse salivating. It
was my first fuck, be  Jesus, and it had to be that a train would come along
and  shower  hot sparks over us. Lola was terrified. It  was  her first fuck
too, I guess, and she probably needed it more than  I, but when she felt the
sparks  she wanted to  tear loose.  It was like trying  to hold down a  wild
mare. I couldn't keep her down, no matter how I  wrestled with her. She  got
up, shook herclothes down,  and  adjusted the  bun at the nape of  her neck.
"You must go home," she says. "I'm  not going home," I said, and with that I
took her by the arm and started walking. We walked along in dead silence for
quite a distance.  Neither of us seemed to be noticing where  we were going.
Finally we were out  on  the highway and up above us were the reservoirs and
near the reservoirs was a pond.  Instinctively I headed towards the pond. We
had  to  pass  under some low-hanging trees  as we  neared the pond.  I  was
helping Lola to stoop down when suddenly she slipped, dragging me  with her.
She made no effort  to get up; instead, she caught hold of me and pressed me
to her, and to  my complete amazement I  also  felt  her slip her hand in my
fly. She caressed me so wonderfully that in a jiffy I came in her hand. Then
she  took my  hand  and  put  it between  her legs. She  lay back completely
relaxed and opened her legs  wide. I bent over and kissed every  hair on her
cunt;  I put my tongue in her navel and licked  it clean. Then I lay with my
head between her legs and lapped up the drool that was pouring from her. She
was moaning now  and clutching wildly  with her  hands;  her  hair  had come
completely undone  and was lying over her  bare abdomen. To make it short, I
got it in again, and I held  it a  long time,  for which  she must have been
damned grateful because she came I don't know how many times - it was like a
pack of firecrackers  going off, and with it all she sunk her teeth into me,
bruised my lips,  clawed me, ripped  my shirt and what the  hell  not. I was
branded  like  a steer when  I got home  and  took  a look  at myself in the
mirror.
     It was wonderful  while it  lasted,  but it didn't  last long. A  month
later the Niessens moved to another city, and  I never saw Lola again. But I
hung her sporran over the bed and I prayed to it every night. And whenever I
began the Czemy stuff I would get an erection, thinking of Lola lying in the
grass, thinking of her long black hair, the bun at the nape of her neck, the
groans  she vented and the juice that  poured out  of her. Playing the piano
was  just  one  long vicarious fuck for me. I had to  wait another two years
before I would get my end  in again, as they say, and then it wasn't so good
because I got  a beautiful dose with it, and besides it  wasn't in the grass
and it wasn't summer, and there was no heat in it but just a cold mechanical
fuck for a buck in a dirty little  hotel room, the bastard trying to pretend
she was coming and not coming any more than Christmas was coming. And  maybe
it wasn't her  that gave me the clap, but  her pal in the next room who  was
lying up with my friend Simmons. It was like  this - I had finished so quick
with my mechanical fuck  that I thought  I'd go in and see how it  was going
with my friend Simmons. Lo and behold,  they were still at it, and they were
going strong. She was a Czech, his girl, and a bit sappy; she hadn't been at
it very long,  apparently, and she used to forget herself and enjoy the act.
Watching her hand it out, I decided to wait and have a go at her myself. And
so  I did. And before the week was  out I had a discharge, and after that  I
figured it would be blueballs or rocks in the groin.
     Another year or so and I was giving lessons myself,  and  as luck would
have  it, the mother of the  girl  I'm teaching  is  a slut,  a tramp and  a
trollop if  ever  there was one. She  was living with a nigger,  as  I later
found out. Seems she couldn't get a prick big enough to satisfy her. Anyway,
every time I started to go home she'd hold me up at  the door and rub it  up
against me. I was afraid of starting in with her because rumour  had it that
she was full of syph, but what the hell are you going to do when a hot bitch
like that plasters her cunt up against you and slips her tongue halfway down
your throat. I used  to fuck her standing  up in the vestibule, which wasn't
so  difficult because she was light and I could hold her in  my  hand like a
doll. And like that I'm holding her one  night when suddenly  I hear  a  key
being fitted into the lock, and she hears it too and she's frightened stiff.
There's nowhere to go. Fortunately there's a portiere hanging at the doorway
and I  hide  behind that. Then I heard her black buck kissing her and saying

how are yer, honey  ?

  and she's saying how she had been  waiting up for him
and better  come right upstairs  because she  can't wait and so on. And when
the stairs stop squeaking I gently open the  door and sally out, and then by
God I have a real fright because if that black buck ever finds out I'll have
my throat slit and no mistake about it. And so I stop giving lessons at that
joint, but soon  the daughter is after me - just turning sixteen - and won't
I  come  and give  her  lessons at  a friend's house? We  begin  the  Czerny
exercises all  over  again, sparks and  everything. It's  the first smell of
fresh cunt I've had, and it's wonderful, like new-mown hay.  We fuck our way
through one lesson after another and in between lessons we do a little extra
fucking. And then  one day it's the sad story - she's knocked up and what to
do about it? I have to get a Jewboy to help me out, and he wants twenty-five
bucks for the job and I've never seen twenty-five bucks in my life. Besides,
she's under  age. Besides,  she  might have blood-poisoning. I give him five
bucks on account  and beat  it to the Adirondacks for a couple of weeks.  In
the  Adirondacks  I  meet a schoolteacher who's dying  to take lessons. More
velocity  exercises, more  condoms and conundrums. Every time I  touched the
piano I seemed to shake a cunt loose.
     If there was a party I had to bring the fucking music roll along; to me
it was just like wrapping  my penis in  a handkerchief and slinging it under
my arm. In vacation time, at a farmhouse or an inn, where there was always a
surplus of cunt, the music had an extraordinary effect. Vacation rime was  a
period I looked forward to the whole year, not  because of the cunts so much
as because it meant no work. Once out of  harness I became a  down. I was so
chock-full of energy that  I wanted to jump out of my skin.  I remember  one
summer in  the Catskills meeting a girl named Francie. She was beautiful and
lascivious, with strong Scotch teats and a row of white even  teeth that was
dazzling.  It began in the river where we were swimming.  We were holding on
to the boat and one  of her boobies had slipped out of bounds. I slipped the
other one out for her and then I undid the shoulder straps. She ducked under
the boat coyly  and I followed and as she  was coming up  for air I wriggled
the bloody  bathing suit off her  and there she  was floating like a mermaid
with her big strong teats bobbing up and down like bloated corks. I wriggled
out  of my tights and we began playing like dolphins  under  the side of the
boat. In a little  while  her girl friend came  along in a canoe. She was  a
rather hefty girl a sort  of strawberry blonde  with agate-coloured eyes and
full of freckles. She was rather shocked to find us in the  raw, but we soon
tumbled her out of the  canoe  and stripped her.  And  then the three  of us
began to play tag under the water, but it was hard to get anywhere with them
because they were slippery as  eels. After we had had enough of it we ran to
a little bath-house which was standing in the field like an abandoned sentry
box. We had brought  our clothes along and we were going to get dressed, the
three of us, in  this little box. It was  frightfully hot and sultry and the
clouds were gathering for a storm.  Agnes  - that was Francie's friend - was
in  a  hurry  to  get  dressed. She was beginning  to  be ashamed of herself
standing there naked in front of us. Francie, on the other hand seemed to be
perfectly at  ease.  She was sitting on the bench with her legs  crossed and
smoking a cigarette.  Anyway, just as Agnes was pulling on her chemise there
came a  flash  of lightning  and a terrifying clap  of thunder right on  the
heels  of  it.  Agnes screamed and dropped her  chemise. There came  another
flash in a  few seconds and  again a peal of thunder, dangerously dose.  The
air got  blue  all around us and the flies began to bite and we felt nervous
and  itchy and  a bit panicky too. Especially Agnes  who  was afraid of  the
lightning  and even more afraid of being found dead and three  of  us  stark
naked. She wanted to get  her things on and run for the house, she said. And
just as she  got  that off her chest the rain came  down,  in bucketsful. We
thought it would stop  in a few minutes and so  we stood there naked looking
out at  the steaming river through the partly  opened  door. It seemed to be
raining rocks  and the lightning kept playing around us incessantly. We were
all thoroughly frightened now and in a quandary as to  what to do. Agnes was
wringing her  hands and  praying out  loud; she  looked like a George  Grosz
idiot, one  of those lopsided  bitches with  a rosary  around  the neck  and
yellow  jaundice to  boot.  I  thought  she  was  going to  faint  on  us or
something. Suddenly I got the bright idea of doing a war-dance in the rain -
to  distract  them. Just as I jump out  to  commence my shindig a streak  of
lightning flashes and splits open a tree not far off. I'm so  damned  scared
that I lose  my wits.  Always  when I'm  frightened I laugh. So I  laughed a
wild, blood-curdling laugh which made  the girls scream.  When I heard  them
scream, I don't know why,  but I thought of the  velocity exercises and with
that I felt that I was standing in the void and it was blue  all  around and
the  rain  was beating a  bot-and-cold tattoo  on my  tender flesh.  All  my
sensations had  gathered  on  the  surface of  the  skin  and underneath the
outermost layer of skin I was empty, light as a feather, lighter than air or
smoke or talcum or magnesium or any goddamned thing you want. Suddenly I was
a Chippewa and it was the key of  sassafras  again and I didn't  give a fuck
whether  the girls were screaming  or fainting or shitting  in their  pants,
which  they were minus anyway. Looking at crazy Agnes with the rosary around
her neck and her big bread-basket blue with fright I got the notion  to do a
sacrilegious  dance, with one  hand  cupping my balls  and  the  other  hand
thumbing my nose at the thunder and lightning. The rain was hot and cold and
the grass seemed full of dragonflies. I hopped about like  a kangaroo  and I
yelled at the  top of my lungs - "0 Father, you wormy old son  of  a  bitch,
pull  in that fucking lightning or Agnes  won't believe in you any more!  Do
you hear me,  you old prick up  there,  stop the shenanigans  . .  .  you're
driving Agnes  nutty.  Hey you, are  you  deaf, you old  futzer?" And with a
continuous  rattle of this defiant nonsense on my  lips I  danced around the
bath-house  leaping and bounding like a gazelle and using the most frightful
oaths  I could summon.  When the lightning  cracked I jumped higher and when
the thunder  clapped I roared like a lion and then  I  did a  handspring and
then I rolled in the grass like a cub and I chewed the grass and spit it out
for them and I pounded my chest like a gorilla and all the time I could  see
the Czerny exercises resting on the piano, the white page full of sharps and
flats,  and the fucking idiot, think I to myself, imagining  that that's the
way to learn how to manipulate the well-tempered  clavichord. And suddenly I
thought that Czemy might be in heaven by now and looking down on me and so I
spat at him  high as I could spit and when the thunder rolled again I yelled
with  all my might -  "You bastard,  Czerny, 

you

 up there, may the lightning
twist your balls off. .. may you  swallow your own crooked tail and strangle
yourself... do you hear me, you crazy prick?"
     But in  spite of  all my good efforts Agnes was getting more delirious.
She was a dumb Irish Catholic and she had never heard God spoken to that way
before.  Suddenly, while 1 was dancing  about in the  rear of the bath-house
she  bolted for the river. I heard Francie scream -  "Bring her back, she'll
drown herself! Bring her back!" I started after  her,  the rain still coming
down  like  pitchforks,  and yelling to  her to  come  back,  but she ran on
blindly  as though possessed of the  devil, and when she  got to the water's
edge she dove straight in and made for the boat. I swam  after her and as we
got to the side of the boat,  which I was afraid  she  would  capsize, I got
hold  of  her round the waist with my one hand and I started to talk to  her
calmly and soothingly, as  though I were talking to a  child. "Go  away from
me," she  said, "you're an atheist!" Jesus, you  could  have knocked me over
with a feather, so astonished I was to hear  that. So  that was it? All that
hysteria because I was insulting  the Lord Almighty. I felt like batting her
one in the eye to bring her to her  senses.  But we were out  over our heads
and I had a fear that she would do some mad thing like pulling the boat over
our heads if I didn't handle her  right. So  I pretended that I was terribly
sorry and  I said  I  didn't  mean a word  of it, that  I had been scared to
death, and so on and so forth, and as I talked to  her gently, soothingly, I
slipped my  hand down from her  waist and I gently stroked her ass. That was
what she wanted all right. She was talking to  me blubberingly about what  a
good Catholic she was and how she had tried not to sin, and maybe she was so
wrapped up in what she was saying that she didn't know what I was doing, but
just the same  when I got my hand in her crotch and said  all the  beautiful
things  I could think of, about God, about love,  about going to  church and
confessing and all that  crap,  she must have felt something because I had a
good three fingers inside her and working them around like drunken  bobbins.
"Put your arms  around me Agnes,"  I said  softly, slipping my  band out and
pulling her to me so that I could get my legs between hers... "There, that's
the girl... take it easy  now... it'll stop  soon." And still talking  about
the church, the confessional. God love, and the whole bloody  mess I managed
to get it inside her. "You're very good to me," she said, just as though she
didn't know my  prick was in her, "and I'm sorry  I  acted  like a fool." "I
know, Agnes,"  I said,  "it's all right... listen, grab me  tighter... yeah,
that's it." "I'm afraid the boat's going to tip over,"  she says, trying her
best to  keep her ass  in position by paddling  with her right  hand.  "Yes,
let's get back to the shore," I said, and I start to pull away from her. "Oh
don't  leave me," she  says,  clutching me tighter.  "Don't  leave me,  I'll
drown." Just then Francie comes running down  to  the water.  "Hurry,"  says
Agnes, "hurry ... I'll drown."
     Francie  was a good  sort, I must say. She  certainly wasn't a Catholic
and if she had any  morals they were of the reptilian order. She was one  of
those girls who are born to fuck. She  had no aims, no great desires, showed
no jealousy, held no  grievances, was constantly cheerful  and  not  at  all
unintelligent.  At nights when  we  were  sitting on  the porch in the  dark
talking to the guests she would  come over and sit on my lap with nothing on
underneath her dress and I would slip it into her as she laughed  and talked
to the others. I think she would have brazened it out before the Pope if she
had been given a chance. Back in the city, when I called on her at her home,
she  pulled  the  same  stunt  off in  front  of  her  mother  whose  sight,
fortunately, was growing dim.  If we went dancing and she got too hot in the
pants she would drag me to a telephone booth and,  queer girl that  she was,
she'd actually  talk  to  some  one, some one like  Agnes for example, while
pulling off the trick. She seemed to get a  special pleasure out of doing it
under people's noses; she said there was  more fun in it if you didn't think
about it too hard.  In the  crowded subway coming home from the beach,  say,
she'd slip her dress  around so that the slit  was in the middle and take my
hand  and put it right on her  cunt. If the train was  tightly packed and we
were safely wedged in a comer she'd take  my cock out of my fly and  hold it
in her two hands, as though it were a bird. Sometimes  she'd get playful and
hang her bag on it, as though  to prove that there wasn't the  least danger.
Another thing  about her was that she didn't pretend that I was the only guy
she had on the string. Whether she told me everything I don't know, but  she
certainly  told  me plenty. She told me about  her affairs laughingly, while
she was climbing over me or  when I had it  in her, or just when I was about
to come. She would tell me how they went about it,  how big they were or how
small, what they said when they got excited and so on and so forth giving me
every possible detail, just as though I were going  to write  a  textbook on
the subject. She  didn't seem to have the least  feeling of sacredness about
her own  body  or her feelings or anything connected with herself. "Francie,
you bloody fucker," I used to say, "you've  got the morals of a  clam." "But
you like me, don't you?" she'd  answer. "Men like  to fuck, and so do women.
It doesn't harm anybody and it doesn't mean  you have to love every  one you
fuck does it? I wouldn't want to be in love; it must be terrible to  have to
fuck the same man all the time, don't  you think? Listen, if you didn't fuck
anybody  but me all the time  you'd get  tired of  me  quick, wouldn't  you?
Sometimes it's nice  to be fucked  by someone you don't know at all. Yes,  I
think  that's  the best of  all,"  she added - "there's no complications, no
telephone numbers, no love  letters,  no scraps, what? Listen,  do you think
this is very bad? Once I tried to get my brother to fuck me; you know what a
sissy he is - he gives everybody a pain. I don't remember exactly how it was
any  more, but  anyway we were in  the house alone and I was passionate that
day. He came into my bedroom to ask me for something. I was lying there with
my dress up, thinking about it  and wanting it terribly, and when he came in
I didn't give a  damn about his being my brother, I just thought of him as a
man,  and so I lay there with my skirt up  and  I told him  I wasn't feeling
well, that  I had a pain in my stomach. He wanted to run  right  out and get
something for me but I told him no, just to rub my stomach a bit, that would
do it good. I opened my  waist and made him rub my bare  skin. He was trying
to keep his eyes on the wall, the big idiot, and rubbing me as though I were
a piece of wood. 'It's not there, you chump,' I said, 'it's lower down . . .
what are  you afraid of?' And  I pretended that I was in  agony. Finally  he
touched me  accidentally. "There! that's it!' I  shouted. 'Oh do rub it,  it
feels  so good!'  Do  you know,  the big sap actually massaged  me for  five
minutes without realizing that  it was all a game? I was so exasperated that
I told  him to  get the hell  out and leave  me alone.  'You're a eunuch,' I
said, but he was such a sap I don't think he knew what the  word meant." She
laughed, thinking what a ninny her brother  was. She said he probably  still
had  his maiden. What  did  I  think about it - was it  so terribly bad?  Of
course she knew I wouldn't think anything of the kind. "Listen  Francie,"  I
said,  "did  you ever  tell  that story  to  the cop you're going with?" She
guessed she hadn't. "I guess so too," I said. "He'd beat the piss out of you
if ever he heard that yam." "He's socked me already," she answered promptly.

"What?"

  I said, "you let him beat you up?" "I don't ask him to," she  said,
"but you know how quick-tempered he is. I don't let anybody else sock me but
somehow  coming from  him  I don't mind so much. Sometimes it makes me  feel
good inside ... I don't know, maybe a woman ought to get beaten up once in a
while. It  doesn't hurt so much, if  you really like a  guy. And  afterwards
he's so damned gentle - I almost feel ashamed of myself..."
     It  isn't often  you get a cunt who'll  admit such things  -  I  mean a
regular cunt and not a moron.  There was Trix Miranda, for  example, and her
sister,  Mrs. Costello. A fine pair of  birds they were. Trix, who was going
with my friend MacGregor, tried to pretend  to her own sister, with whom she
was living, that she had no sexual  relations with MacGregor. And the sister
was pretending to all and sundry that she was frigid, that she couldn't have
any relations with a man even if she wanted to,  because she was  "built too
small". And meanwhile  my  friend MacGregor was fucking them silly,  both of
them, and they both  knew about each other  but still they lied like that to
each other. Why? I couldn't make it  out. The Costello bitch was hysterical;
whenever she felt that she wasn't getting a fair percentage of the lays that
MacGregor was handing  out she'd  throw a  pseudo-epileptic fit. That  meant
throwing towels over her, patting her wrists, opening her bosom, chafing her
legs  and finally hoisting  her upstairs  to  bed where  my friend MacGregor
would look after her as soon as he had put the other one to sleep. Sometimes
the two sisters would lie down together to take a nap of  an  afternoon;  if
MacGregor were  around he  would go upstairs and lie between  them.  And  he
explained it to me  laughingly, the trick was  for him to  pretend  to go to
sleep. He  would lie there breathing heavily,  opening now one  eye, now the
other, to see which one  was really dozing off. As soon as  he was convinced
that one  of them  was asleep  

he'd

  tackle the  other. On such occasions he
seemed to prefer the hysterical sister, Mrs. Costello, whose husband visited
her about once  every  six months. The  more risk he ran, the more thrill he
got out of it, he  said. If it were with the other sister, Trix, whom he was
supposed to be courting, he had to pretend that it  would be terrible if the
other one were to catch them like that, and at the same time, he admitted to
me,  he was always hoping  that the other one would wake up  and catch them.
But 

the

 married sister, the one who was "built too small",  as  she  used to
say, was  a wily bitch and besides she felt  guilty toward her sister and if
her sister had ever caught her in the act she'd probably have pretended that
she was  having a fit  and didn't know what she was doing. Nothing on  earth
could make her admit that she was actually  permitting herself  the pleasure
of being fucked by a man.
     I knew her quite well because I was giving her lessons for  a time, and
I used to do my damnedest to  make her admit that she had a  normal cunt and
that she'd  enjoy a  good  fuck if she could get  it now and then. I used to
tell  her wild stories, which were really thinly disguised  accounts  of her
own doings, and yet she remained adamant. I had even gotten her to the point
one day - and this beats everything - where she let me put  my finger inside
her. I thought sure it  was settled. It's true  she was dry and a bit tight,
but I  put that down to  her hysteria. But imagine  getting that far with  a
cunt and  then  having her say  to your face, as she  yanks  her  dress down
violently  -  "you see,  I  told  you I wasn't  built  right!"  "I don't see
anything of  the kind," I said angrily. "What do you expect me to do - use a
microscope on you?"
     "I like that," she said, pretending to  get on her high horse.  "What a
way of talking to me!"
     "You know  damned well you're lying," I continued. "Why do you lie like
that?  Don't  you  think it's human to have a cunt  and to use  it once in a
while? Do you want it to dry up on you?"
     "Such  language!" she  said,  biting her under lip and reddening like a
beet "I always thought you were a gentleman."
     "Well, you're no lady," I  retorted, "because even a lady  admits to  a
fuck now  and then,  and besides ladies don't  ask  gentlemen to stick their
fingers up inside them and see how small they're built."
     "I never asked you to touch me," she said. "I wouldn't think of  asking
you to put your hand on me, on my private parts anyway."
     "Maybe you thought I was going to swab your ear for you, is that it?"
     "I thought of you like a doctor at that moment, that's  all I can say,"
she said stiffly, trying to freeze me out.
     "Listen," I  said, taking a wild chance, "let's pretend that it was all
a  mistake,  that nothing happened, nothing at all. I  know you too  well to
think  of insulting you  like  that.  I wouldn't think of doing a thing like
that to  you -  no, damned  if I  would. I was just  wondering if  maybe you
weren't right in what you said, if maybe you  aren't built rather small. You
know, it  all went so quick  I couldn't  tell what I felt... I don't think I
even put my finger inside you. I must have just touched the outside - that's
about all. Listen sit down here on the  couch ... let's be friends again." I
pulled her down beside  me  -  she  was melting visibly - and  I  put my arm
around her waist, as though to console her  more  tenderly.  "Has  it always
been like that?" I asked innocently, and I  almost laughed the next  moment,
realizing what  an idiotic question  it  was.  She hung  her head coyly,  as
though  we were touching on  an unmentionable tragedy. "Listen, maybe if you
sat on my lap . . ." and I hoisted her gently on to my lap, at the same time
delicately putting my  hand under  her  dress and resting it  lightly on her
knee . . . "maybe if you sat a moment like this, you'd feel better... there,
that's  it,  just snuggle  back  in my arms... are you feeling  better?" She
didn't  answer,  but  she didn't resist either; she just lay back limply and
closed her eyes. Gradually and very gently and  smoothly I moved  my hand up
her leg, talking to her in a low, soothing voice all the time. When I got my
fingers into her  crotch and parted the little lips she  was as  moist as  a
dish-rag.  I  massaged  it  gently, opening  it up more and more, and  still
handing out  a telepathic  line about women sometimes  being mistaken  about
themselves  and how sometimes they  think they're  very  small  when  really
they're quite normal,  and the longer I kept it  up the juicier she got  and
the more  she opened up. I had  four  fingers  inside her and there was room
inside for more if I had had more to put in. She had an enormous cunt and it
had  been well reamed out, I could  feel. I looked at her to see if she  was
still keeping her eyes shut. Her mouth was open and she was gasping  but her
eyes were tight shut, as though she  were pretending to herself  that it was
all a dream. I could move her about roughly now - no danger of the slightest
protest. And maliciously perhaps, I jostled her about unnecessarily, just to
see if  she would come to. She was as limp as a feather pillow and even when
her head struck the arm of the sofa she showed no sign of irritation. It was
as though she had anaesthetized herself for a gratuitous  fuck. I pulled all
her clothes off and threw them on the floor, and after I had given her a bit
of a work-out on the sofa I slipped it out and laid her on the floor, on her
clothes; and  then I slipped it in  again  and she held  it tight  with that
suction valve she used so skilfully, despite the outward appearance of coma.
     It  seems strange to  me that the  music  always passed  off  into sex.
Nights, if I went out for a  walk, I was sure to pick up some one - a nurse,
a girl coming out  of  a dance hall; a sales girl, anything with a skirt on.
If I went  out with my friend MacGregor in his car  - just a little spin  to
the  beach, he would say -1  would find  myself by midnight  sitting in some
strange  parlour in some queer neighbourhood with a girl  on my lap, usually
one  I didn't  give  a  damn about because MacGregor was even less selective
than I.  Often,  stepping in  his car I'd  say  to him  -  "listen, no cunts
tonight, what?"  And he'd say -  "Jesus,  no, I'm fed up ...  just a  little
drive somewhere . . . maybe to Sheepshead Bay, what do you say?" We wouldn't
have gone  more than a  mile when suddenly he'd pull the car  up to the curb
and  nudge me. "Get a look at that," he'd say, pointing  to a girl strolling
along  the sidewalk. "Jesus, what a leg!" Or else  - "Listen what do you say
we ask her to come along? Maybe she can dig up a friend." And before I could
say another word he'd be hailing her and handing out his usual patter, which
was the  same for every one. And  nine times out often  the girl came along.
And before we'd gone very far,  feeling her up with his free hand,  he'd ask
her if she didn't have a friend she could dig up to keep us company.  And if
she put up a fuss, if she didn't like being pawed over that way too quickly,
he'd say - "All right, get the  hell out then ... we can't waste any time on
the likes  of you!" And with that  he'd slow up and shove her out. "We can't
be bothered with cunts like that, can we Henry?" he'd say, chuckling softly.
"You wait, I promised you  something good before the night's over." And if I
reminded him that we were going to lay off for one night he'd answer; "Well,
just as you like ... I was only thinking it might make it  more pleasant for
you." And then suddenly the brakes  would pull  us up and he'd be  saying to
some  silky silhouette  looming out  of the dark: -  "hello sister, what yer
doing - taking a little stroll?" And maybe this  time it would  be something
exciting, a dithery  little bitch with nothing  else  to do but pull up  her
skirt and hand  it to you. Maybe we  wouldn't even have to buy  her a drink,
just hail up somewhere on a side road and go at  it, one after the other, in
the car. And  if she  was  an emptyheaded  bimbo, as they  usually  were, he
wouldn't even bother to  drive her home. "We're not  going  that  way," he'd
say,  the bastard that he  was. "You'd better jump  out here," and with that
he'd  open the door and  out  with her. His next thought was, of course, was
she dean? That would occupy  his mind all the way  back. "Jesus, we ought to
be  more careful," he'd say.  "You  don't  know what you're getting yourself
into picking them up like that. Ever since that last one - you remember, the
one  we  picked up  on the Drive - I've been itchy as  hell. Maybe it's just
nervousness ... I  think about it  too much. Why can't  a guy stick  to  one
cunt, tell  me  that. Henry. You  take Trix, now, she's a good kid, you know
that. And I like  her too, in a way, but... shit, what's the use  of talking
about it? You know me  -  I'm a glutton. You  know, I'm getting  so bad that
sometimes  when I'm on my way  to a date -  mind you, with a  girl I want to
fuck, and everything fixed too - as I say,  sometimes I'm  rolling along and
maybe out of the comer of my eye  I catch  a  flash of a  leg  crossing  the
street and before I know it I've got her in the  car and  the hell with  the
other girl. I must be cunt-struck, I guess ... what do you think? Don't tell
me," he  would  add quickly. "I know you, you bugger . . . you'll be sure to
tell  me the worst."  And then, after a pause - "you're  a funny guy, do you
know that?  I never notice you refusing anything, but somehow you don't seem
to be worrying about it all the time. Sometimes you  strike me as though you
didn't give a damn one way  or the other. And you're a steady bastard too  -
almost a monogamist, I'd say. How you  can keep it up so long with one woman
beats me. Don't you get bored with them?  Jesus, I know so well what they're
going to say. Sometimes I feel like saying . . . you know, just breeze in on
'em and say; 'listen, kid, don't say a word .. . just fish  it out  and open
your  legs wide.' " He laughed heartily. "Can  you imagine the expression on
Trix's face if  I pulled a line like that on her? I'll tell you, once I came
pretty near  doing it. I  kept my hat and  coat on. 

Was she sore!

 She didn't
mind my keeping the coat on so much, but the hat! I told her I was afraid of
a  draught...  of course there wasn't  any draught.  The truth is,  I was so
damned impatient to get away that I thought if  I  kept my hat on I'd be off
quicker. Instead I was there all night with her. She put up  such a row that
I couldn't  get  her  quiet. . . But listen,  that's nothing. Once  I had  a
drunken Irish bitch  and this one had some  queer ideas. In the first place,
she never wanted it in bed  . . . always  on the table. You know, that's all
right once in a while, but if you do it often it wears you out. So one night
- I was a little  tight, I guess -  I says to  her, no,  nothing  doing, you
drunken bastard . . . you're gonna go to bed with me to-night. I want a real
fuck - 

in bed.

 You know, I had to argue with that son of a bitch for an hour
almost before I  could persuade her to go to bed with me, and  then only  on
the  agreement that  I was to  keep my hat on.  Listen, can  you picture  me
getting over that stupid bitch  with my hat on?  And  stark naked to boot! I
asked  her  ... 'Why do you  want me to  keep my hat on?' You know  what she
said? She said it seemed more genteel. Can you imagine what a mind that cunt
had? I used to  hate myself for going with that bitch.  I never  went to her
sober, that's  one thing. I'd  have to be tanked up first and  kind of blind
and batty - you know how I get sometimes . . ."
     I knew very well what he meant. He was one of my oldest friends and one
of the most cantankerous bastards I ever  knew. Stubborn wasn't the word for
it. He was like a  mule - a  pigheaded Scotchman. And his old  man was  even
worse. When the two of them got into a rage it was a  pretty sight. The  old
man used to dance positively 

dance

  with rage.  If the  old lady got between
she'd  get a sock  in the  eye. They  used  to  put him  out  of  the  house
regularly.  Out he'd go, with all his  belongings, including  the furniture,
including  the piano too. In a month or so he'd be back again - because they
always gave  him credit at home. And  then he'd come  home drunk some  night
with a woman  he'd  picked up somewhere  and the rumpus would start all over
again.  It seems  they  didn't  mind so much his coming home with a girl and
keeping  her  all night, but what  they  did object to was the cheek  of him
asking his  mother to serve them breakfast in bed. If  his mother  tried  to
bawl him  out he'd shut her up  by saying - "What are you trying to tell me?
You wouldn't have been  married yet if  you hadn't been knocked up." The old
lady would wring her hands and say - "What a  son! What  a son! God help me,
what have  I done to deserve  this?"  To which he'd  remark, "Aw forget  it!
You're just an old prune!" Often as not his sister would come up  to try and
smooth  matters out.  "Jesus, Wallie," she'd say, "it's  none of my business
what you do, but can't you talk to your mother more respectfully?" Whereupon
MacGregor would make his sister sit  on the bed  and  start coaxing  her  to
bring up  the breakfast. Usually he'd have to ask his bed-mate what her name
was in order  to present her to his sister. "She's not a bad kid," he'd say,
referring to  his sister. "She's the only decent  one in  the family ... Now
listen, sis, bring up  some grub,  will yer? Some  nice bacon and  eggs, eh,
what do you say? Listen, is the  old man around? What's his mood to-day? I'd
like to  borrow a couple of bucks. You try  to worm it out of him, will you?
I'll get you something  nice for Christmas." Then, as though everything were
settled, he'd pull back the covers to expose the wench beside  him. "Look at
her, sis, ain't  she beautiful? Look at  that leg! Listen, you ought  to get
yourself  a man .  . . you're too skinny. Patsy here,  I bet she doesn't  go
begging for it, eh Patsy?" and with that a sound slap on the rump for Patsy.
"Now scram,  sis, I want some coffee .  . . and don't forget, make the bacon
crisp! Don't get any of that lousy store bacon ...  get something extra. And
be quick about it!"
     What I liked about him were his weaknesses; like all men  who  practise
will-power he was absolutely flabby inside. There wasn't a thing he wouldn't
do - out of weakness. He was always very busy and he was never  really doing
anything.  And  always  boning up on something, always trying to improve his
mind. For example, he would take  the unabridged dictionary and, tearing out
a page each day, would read it through religiously on his way back and forth
from  the office. He was full of facts, and  the more absurd and incongruous
the facts, the more  pleasure he derived from  them. He seemed to be bent on
proving to all  and  sundry that life was  a farce, that it wasn't worth the
game,  that one thing cancelled out another, and so on. He was brought up on
the North Side, not very far from the neighbourhood in which I  had spent my
childhood. He was very much a product of the  North Side, too, and  that was
one of the reasons why  I liked him. The way he talked, out  of the comer of
his mouth,  for instance, the tough air he put on when talking to a cop, the
way  he  spat   in  disgust,   the   peculiar  curse  words  he   used,  the
sentimentality,  the  limited  horizon,  the  passion  for  playing pool  or
shooting crap, the staying up all night swapping yams, the  contempt for the
rich, the hobnobbing with politicians, the curiosity about worthless things,
the respect for learning, the fascination of the dance hall, the saloon, the
burlesque, talking about seeing the world and never budging out of the city,
idolizing no matter whom so long as the person  showed  "spunk", a  thousand
and  one  little  traits or peculiarities of  this  sort  endeared him to me
because it was  precisely such idiosyncrasies which marked the fellows I had
known as a child. The neighbourhood was  composed of nothing, it seemed, but
lovable failures. The  grown-ups behaved like children and the children were
incorrigible. Nobody  could rise very  far above  his neighbour  or  he'd be
lynched. It  was amazing that any one ever became a doctor or a lawyer. Even
so, he had to  be a good fellow, had to pretend to talk like every one else,
and he had to vote the Democratic ticket. To hear MacGregor talk about Plato
or Nietzsche, for instance, to his buddies was something to remember. In the
first place, to even get  permission to talk about such  things  as Plato or
Nietzsche to his companions,  he had to pretend that it was only by accident
that he had  run across their names; or perhaps he'd  say that he had met an
interesting drunk one night in the back room of a saloon and  this drunk had
started talking about these  guys Nietzsche and Plato. He would even pretend
he didn't quite know how the names were pronounced. Plato wasn't such a dumb
bastard, he would say apologetically. Plato had an idea or two  in his bean,
yes sir,  yes siree.  He'd like  to  see one  of  those dumb politicians  at
Washington trying to  lock horns with  a guy like Plato.  And he'd go on, in
this roundabout,  matter  of  fact fashion  to explain to  his crap-shooting
friends  just what kind of a bright bird  Plato  was in his  time and how he
measured up against other men in other times. Of  course,  he was probably a
eunuch, he  would add, by way  of throwing  a little  cold water on all this
erudition.  In  those  days,  as  he  nimbly  explained,  the big  guys, the
philosophers, often  had their nuts cut off  - a  fact! - so as to be out of
all temptation. The other guy, Nietzsche, he was a real case, a case for the
bug-house.  He was  supposed to be in love  with his  sister. Hypersensitive
like. Had to  live  in a special climate - in Nice, he thought  it was. As a
rule  he  didn't care much  for  the  Germans, but  this guy  Nietzsche  was
different. As a matter of  fact,  he hated  the Germans,  this Nietzsche. He
claimed he was  a Pole or something like that. He had  them dead right, too.
He said  they  were  stupid and swinish, and by  God,  he knew what  he  was
talking about. Anyway he showed  them up. He said they were full of shit, to
make it brief, and by God, wasn't he right though? Did you see the way those
bastards turned  tail when they got a dose of their own medicine? "Listen, I
know a guy who cleaned out a nestful of them in the Argonne region - he said
they were  so god-damned low he wouldn't shit on  them.  He said he wouldn't
even waste a bullet on them - he  just bashed their brains in with  a dub. I
forget this guy's name now, but  anyway he told me he saw aplenty in the few
months he was  there. He said  the  best fun he got out of the whole fucking
business was to pop off his own major. Not that he had any special grievance
against him -  he  just didn't like his mug. He didn't like the  way the guy
gave orders. Most of the officers  that were killed got  it  in the back, he
said. Served them  right, too, the pricks! He was just a lad  from the North
Side. I think he runs a pool room  now down near  Wallabout Market. A  quiet
fellow, minds his own business.  But  if you start talking  to him about the
war he goes  off the  handle. He says  he'd assassinate the President of the
United States if they ever tried to  start another war. Yeah, and he'd do it
too,  I'm telling you ... But shit, what was that I wanted to tell you about
Plato? Oh yeah . .."
     When the others were gone he'd suddenly shift gears. "You don't believe
in talking like that, do you?" he'd  begin. I had to admit I didn't. "You're
wrong," he'd  continue. "You've got to keep in  with people,  you don't know
when you may need one of these guys. You act  on the assumption that  you're
free,  independent!  You act as though  you  were superior to these  people.
Well, that's where you make a big  mistake. How do  you know where you'll be
five years from now, or even six months from now?  You might  be  blind, you
might be run over  by  a truck, you might be put in the bug-house; you can't
tell what's going to happen to  you. Nobody can. You might be as helpless as
a baby..."
     "So what?" I would say.
     "Well,  don't you think it would be good to have a friend when you need
one? You might be so god-damned helpless you'd be glad to have some one help
you  across  the street. You  think these guys are worthless; you  think I'm
wasting my time with them. Listen,  you  never know what a man might  do for
you some day. Nobody gets anywhere alone..."
     He was touchy about my independence, what he called my indifference. If
I  was obliged to ask him for a little dough he was delighted. That gave him
a chance to deliver  a  little sermon  on  friendship. "So  you have to have
money, too?" he'd say,  with  a big satisfied  grin  spreading all over  his
face. "So the poet has to  eat too? Well, well... It's lucky you came to me.
Henry me boy, because I'm easy with you, I know you, you heartless son  of a
bitch. Sure, what  do  you want?  I haven't got very much, but I'll split it
with you. That's fair  enough, isn't it? Or do you think, you bastard,  that
maybe I ought to give you it all and go out and borrow something for myself?
I  suppose you want a 

good

 meal,  eh? Ham and Eggs wouldn't  be good enough,
would  it? I suppose you'd like me to  drive  you to the restaurant too, eh?
Listen, get up from that chair a minute - I want to put a cushion under your
ass.  Well, well, so  you're  broke!  Jesus,  you're  always broke -1  never
remember seeing you with  money  in your pocket. Listen, don't you ever feel
ashamed of yourself? You talk about those bums I hang  out  with . . .  well
listen, mister, those  guys  never come and bum me for a dime  like you  do.
They've got more pride - they'd rather steal  it  than  come and grub it off
me. But 

you,

  shit,  you're full of high-falutin'  ideas, you want to reform
the world and all that crap - you don't want  to work for money, no, not you
. . . you expect somebody to hand it to  you on a silver platter. Huh! Lucky
there's  guys like  me around that  understand you.  You need to get wise to
yourself. Henry.  You're dreaming. Everybody wants  to  eat, don't you  know
that? Most people are willing to work for it - they don't lie in bed all day
like you and then  suddenly pull on their pants and run  to the first friend
at hand. Supposing  I wasn't here, what would you have done? Don't answer...
I know what you're  going to  say. But listen, you can't go on all your life
like that. Sure you talk fine - it's a pleasure to listen to you. You're the
only guy I know that I really enjoy talking to, but where's it  going to get
you?  One of these days they'll lock you up for vagrancy. You're just a bum,
don't  you know that? You're not even as good as those other bums you preach
about. Where are you when I'm in a jam? You can't be found. You don't answer
my letters, you  don't answer the telephone, you even hide sometimes when  I
come to  see you. Listen, I know - you don't  have to  explain to me. I know
you don't want to hear my stories all the time. But shit, sometimes I really
have to talk to you. A fucking lot you care though. So long as you're out of
the rain and putting another meal  under  your belt  you're happy. You don't
think about your friends - until you're desperate.  That's no way to behave,

is it ?

 Say no and I'll give you a buck. God-damn it. Henry, you're the only
real friend I've got but you're  a son of a bitch of a mucker if I know what
I'm talking about. You're just a born good for nothing son of a bitch. You'd
rather starve than turn your hand to something useful..."
     Naturally I'd laugh and hold  my hand out  for the buck he had promised
me. That  would irritate  him afresh. "You're  ready  to say anything aren't
you, if only I give you  the buck  I promised  you? What a guy!  Talk  about
morals - Jesus, you've got the  ethics of a  rattlesnake. 

No,

 I'm not giving
it to you yet, by Christ. I'm going to torture you a little more first.  I'm
going to make you 

earn

 this money,  if I can. Listen what  about  shining my
shoes - do that for me, will you? They'll never get shined if  you  don't do
it now." I pick up the shoes and ask him for the brush. I don't mind shining
his shoes,  not  in the  least. But that too seems  to incense him.  "You're
going to shine them, are  you?  Well by Jesus, that beats all hell.  Listen,
where's your pride - didn't you ever have any? And you're the guy that knows
everything. It's amazing. You know so god-damned much that you have to shine
your friend's  shoes to worm  a  meal out of him. A fine  pickle! Here,  you
bastard, here's the brush! Shine the other pair too while you're at it."
     A pause. He's washing himself at the sink and  humming a bit. Suddenly,
in a bright, cheerful  tone - "How  is it  out  today, Henry? Is  it  sunny?
Listen, I've  got just the place  for you. What do  you say to scallops  and
bacon with a little tartare sauce on the side? It's a little joint down near
the inlet. A day like today is just the day for scallops and bacon, eh what,
Henry? Don't tell me you've got something to do ... if I haul you down there
you've got to spend a little time with  me, you know that, don't you? Jesus,
I wish I had your disposition. You  just drift along, from minute to minute.
Sometimes I think you're a damned sight better off than  any of us,  even if
you are a stinking son of a bitch and a traitor  and a thief. When I'm  with
you  the day seems to pass  like a dream.  Listen, don't you see what I mean
when I say I've got to see you sometimes?  I go nuts being all by myself all
the time. Why do I go chasing around after cunt so much? Why do I play cards
all night? Why do I hang out with those bums from the Point? I need  to talk
to some one, that's what."
     A  little later at the bay, sitting out over the  water, with a shot of
rye  in him and waiting for the sea food to be served up  ... "Life's not so
bad if you  can do what  you  want, eh  Henry? If I  make a little dough I'm
going to take a  trip around the world - and  you're  coming along with  me.
Yes, though you don't  deserve it, I'm going to spend some real money on you
one day. I want to see how you'd act if I gave you plenty of rope. I'm going

to  give

 you the money,  

see

... I won't pretend to lend it to you. We'll see
what'll happen to your fine  ideas when you  have some dough in your pocket.
Listen, when I  was  talking about Plato the  other day  I meant to ask  you
something: I  meant to  ask you if  you ever read  that  yam  of  his  about
Atlands. Did you? 

You did?

 Well,  what  do  you think of it? Do you think it
was just  a yam,  or do you  think there might  have been a place  like that
once?"
     I  didn't dare to tell  him  that I  suspected  there were hundreds and
thousands of continents  whose existence past or future we hadn't even begun
to dream about,  so I  simply said I  thought it quite possible  indeed that
such a place as Atlanris might once have been.
     "Well, it doesn't matter much one way or the other, I suppose," he went
on,  "but I'll  tell you what I think. I  think there must  have been a time
like that once, a time when  men were different. I  can't believe that  they
always were  the pigs they are now and have  been for the last  few thousand
years. I think it's just possible that there was a time when men knew how to
live, when they knew how to take it easy and to enjoy life. Do you know what
drives me crazy? It's looking at my old man. Ever since he's retired he sits
in front of the fire all day long and mopes. To sit there like a broken-down
gorilla,  that's  what he slaved for  all his  life. Well shit, if I thought
that was going to happen to me I'd  blow my brains  out now. Look around you
... look at the people  we know  ... do  you know  one that's  worth  while?
What's all the fuss about, I'd like to know?  

We've got  to live, they  say.
Why ?

 that's  what  I want to know. They'd all be a damned sight  better off
dead. They're all just so much manure. When the war broke out and I saw them
go off to the trenches I said to myself 

good,

 maybe they'll come back with a
little sense!  A lot of them didn't come 

back,

 of  course. But the others! -
listen, do  you suppose they got more 

human,

  more considerate?  Not at all!
They're all  butchers at heart, and when they're up against it they  squeal.
They  make me  sick, the whole fucking lot of  'em. I see what they're like,
bailing  them out every day. I see  it from  both sides of the fence. On the
other  side it  stinks  even worse. Why, if I told you some of the things  I
knew  about the judges  who condemn  these poor  bastards you'd want to slug
them. All you have to do is look at their faces. Yes sir. Henry, I'd like to
think there was once a time when things  were different. We haven't seen any
real  life - and we're not going  to see any.  This thing  is going to  last
another  few thousand  years, if  I know anything  about  it.  You think I'm
mercenary. You think I'm cuckoo  to  want to earn a lot of money, don't you?
Well I'll tell you, I  want to earn a little pile so that I  can get my feet
out  of this muck.  I'd go off  and  live with a nigger wench if I could get
away  from  this atmosphere.  I've worked my balls off trying to get where I
am, which isn't  very far. I don't believe in work  any  more than you do -1
-was trained that way, that's all. If  I  could put over a deal,  if I could
swindle a pile out of one of these  dirty bastards I'm dealing  with, I'd do
it  with a dear conscience.  I know a little too  much about the law, that's
the trouble. But I'll fool them yet, you'll see. And when I put it over I'll
put it over big..."
     Another shot of rye as the  sea food's  coming  along and he starts  in
again. "I meant that about taking you on a trip with me.  I'm thinking about
it seriously. I suppose you'll tell me  you've got a  wife and a kid to look
after. Listen when are you going to break off with that battle-axe of yours?
Don't you know that you've got to ditch her?"  He  begins to  laugh  softly.
"Ho! Ho! To think that I was the one who picked her out for you!  Did I ever
think  you'd be  chump enough to  get  hitched  up to her?  I  thought I was
recommending you a nice piece of tail and you, you poor slob, you marry her.
Ho ho! Listen to me. Henry, while you've got a little sense  left: don't let
that sour-balled puss muck up your life for you, do you get me? I don't care
what you do  or where you go.  I'd hate  to see you leave town  ... I'd miss
you, I'm telling you that  frankly, but Jesus, if you have to go  to Africa,
beat it, get out  of her clutches, she's  no good 

for

  you. Sometimes when I
get hold of a good cunt I think  to  myself now  there's something  nice for
Henry - and  I  have in mind to  introduce her to you,  and then of course I
forget. But Jesus,  man, there's  thousands of cunts  in  the world you  get
along with. To  think that you had to pick on a mean bitch like that .. . 

Do
you  want more  bacon?

 You'd  better eat what you  want now,  you know there
won't be any dough later. 

Have  another drink, eh?

 Listen, if you try to run
away from me to-day I swear I'll never lend you a cent... What was I saying?
Oh yeah, about that screwy bitch you married. Listen, are you going to do it
or  not? Every time I see you you tell me you're going to run away,  but you
never do it. You  don't think you're supporting her,  I hope? She don't 

need

you, you sap, don't you see that? She just wants  to torture you. As for the
kid... well, shit, if I were in your boots I'd drown it. That sounds kind of
mean, doesn't it, but you know  what  I  mean.  You're not a father. I don't
know what  the hell  you  are...  I just know you're  too god-damned good  a
fellow to be wasting your life on  them. Listen, why don't you  try  to make
something of yourself? You're young yet  and you make a good  appearance. Go
off somewhere, way the hell  on,  and  start all over again. If  you  need a
little  money I'll raise it for you.  It's like throwing  it down a sewer, I
know, but I'll do it for you just the same. The truth is.  Henry, I like you
a  hell of a lot. I've taken more from you than I  would from anybody in the
world. I  guess we have a lot in common, coming from  the old neighbourhood.
Funny I didn't know you in those days. Shit, I'm getting sentimental..."
     The day  wore on like that,  with lots to eat  and drink, the  sun  out
strong, a  car to  tote us around, cigars in between, dozing a little on the
beach studying the cunts passing by, talking,  laughing, singing a bit too -
one  of  many, many  days  I spent  like that with MacGregor. Days like that
really seemed to  make the wheel stop. On the surface it was jolly and happy
go  lucky;  time  passing  like  a  sticky  dream.  But  underneath  it  was
fatalistic, premonitory, leaving me the next day morbid and restless. I knew
very well I'd have to make a  break some day; I knew very well I was pissing
my time away. But I knew also that there was nothing  I could do  about it -

yet.

 Something had to happen, something  big, something that  would sweep me
off my feet. All I needed was a push, but it had to be some force outside my
world that could give  me  the right push, that I was certain of. I couldn't
eat  my  heart  out, because it wasn't in my nature. All  my life things had
worked out all right - 

in the end.

 It wasn't  in  the  cards for me to exert
myself. Something had  to be left to  Providence  - in my case a  whole lot.
Despite all the outward manifestations of misfortune or mismanagement I knew
that I  was born with  a silver spoon  in my  mouth. And with a double crown
too. The external situation  was bad, admitted - but  what  bothered me more
was the internal situation. I  was really afraid of myself, of  my appetite,
my   curiosity,  my  flexibility,  my  permeability,  my   malleability,  my
geniality,  my powers  of adaptation. No situation in  itself could frighten
me: I somehow always saw  myself sitting pretty, sitting inside a buttercup,
as it were and sipping the honey. Even if I were flung in jail I had a hunch
I'd  enjoy it. It was because I knew  how not  to  resist,  I suppose. Other
people wore  themselves  out tugging  and straining and pulling; my strategy
was to float with the tide. What people did to me didn't bother me nearly so
much as what they were  doing  to others or to themselves.  I was really  so
damned well off inside that I  had to take on the problems of the world. And
that's  why I was in a  mess all the time. I wasn't synchronized with my own
destiny,  so to speak. I was trying to live out the world destiny. If I  got
home of  an evening, for instance, and there  was no  food in the house, not
even for the kid, I would turn right around and go looking for the food. But
what I  noticed  about myself, and that was what  puzzled me,  was  that  no
sooner  outside  and  hustling  for  the  grub  than  I  was   back  at  the
Weltanschauung again. I didn't think  of food for 

us

 exclusively, I  thought
of food in general, food in all its stages,  everywhere in the world at that
hour, and how it was gotten and how it  was prepared and  what people did if
they  didn't  have  it  and  how maybe there was  a way to fix  it  so  that
everybody  would have it when they wanted it and no more time wasted on such
an idiotically simple problem. I felt sorry for the  wife and kid, sure, but
also  felt sorry  for  the Hottentots  and  the Australian Bushmen,  not  to
mention the starving Belgians and the  Turks and the Armenians. I felt sorry
for the human  race, for the stupidity of man  and his lack of  imagination.
Missing  a  meal wasn't  so terrible  - it was the ghastly emptiness  of the
street  that disturbed  me profoundly.  All  those bloody  houses, one  like
another, and all so empty  and  cheerless-looking. Fine  paving stones under
foot    and     asphalt    in    the    middle    of    the    street    and
beautifully-hideously-elegant brown-stone stoops to walk up, and  yet  a guy
could walk about all  day and  all night on this  expensive material and  be
looking for a crust of bread. That's what got me. The incongruousness of it.
If one  could  only dash out with a dinner bell  and  yell  "Listen, listen,
people,  I'm a guy  what's hungry.  Who wants shoes  shined?  Who  wants the
garbage brought out? Who  wants  the drainpipes  cleaned out?"  If you could
only go out in  the street and  put it to them  dear like that. But  no, you
don't dare  to open your trap. If you tell a guy in the street you're hungry
you scare the  shit  out of him, he runs like hell. That's something I never
understood.  I don't  understand it  yet. The whole thing is so simple - you
just say Yes when some one comes up to you. And if you can't say Yes you can
take him by the arm and ask some other bird to help you out. Why you have to
don a  uniform and kill men you don't know, just to get that crust of bread,
is a mystery to  me. That's what I  think about, more  than about whose trap
it's going down or how  much it costs. Why should I give  a  fuck about what
anything costs ? I'm here  to live, not to calculate. And  that's just  what
the bastards  don't want you to do - 

to  live!

  They want you  to spend your
whole  life  adding up figures. That makes sense to them. That's reasonable.
That's intelligent. If I were running the boat things wouldn't be so orderly
perhaps, but it  would be gayer, by Jesus! You wouldn't have to shit in your
pants  over  trifles.   Maybe   there  wouldn't  be  macadamized  roads  and
streamlined  cars   and  loudspeakers  and   gadgets  of  a  million-billion
varieties, maybe  there  wouldn't even be glass in the  windows, maybe you'd
have to sleep  on the  ground, maybe there  wouldn't be  French  cooking and
Italian cooking and Chinese cooking, maybe people would kill each other when
their patience was exhausted and maybe nobody  would stop them because there
wouldn't be any jails or any cops or judges, and there certainly wouldn't be
any   cabinet  ministers  or  legislatures  because-there  wouldn't  be  any
goddamned laws to obey or disobey,  and maybe it would take months and years
to trek from place to place, but you wouldn't need a visa or a passport or a
carte  d'identite  because  you  wouldn't  be registered  anywhere  and  you
wouldn't bear a number and if you wanted  to change your name every week you
could do  it because it wouldn't make any difference since you  wouldn't own
anything except what you could carry around with  you and why would you want
to own anything when everything would be free? During this period when I was
drifting  from door to door, job to job,  friend to  friend, meal to meal, I
did try nevertheless to rope off a little space for myself which might be an
anchorage;  it was more like a lifebuoy in the  midst of a swift channel. To
get within  a mile of me was to hear a  huge  dolorous bell  tolling. Nobody
could see the anchorage - it was  buried  deep in the bottom of the channel.
One saw me  bobbing up and down  on the surface, rocking gently sometimes or
else swinging backwards and forwards agitatedly. What  held me  down  safely
was the big pigeon-holed desk which I put in the  parlour. This was the desk
which had been in the old man's tailoring  establishment  for the last fifty
years, which had given birth to many bills and many groans, which had housed
strange souvenirs in its compartments, and which finally  I had filched from

him

 when he was ill and away from the establishment; and now it stood
in the middle of the floor in our lugubrious parlour on the third floor of a
respectable brown-stone house  in  the  dead centre of the most  respectable
neighbourhood  in  Brooklyn.  I  had to fight  a tough battle to  install it
there, but I  insisted that it be there in the midmost midst of the shebang.
It  was like  putting  a  mastodon in  the centre of a dentist's office. But
since the wife had no friends to visit her and since  my friends didn't give
a fuck  if it were suspended  from the chandelier, I kept  it in the parlour
and I put all the extra  chairs we bad around  it in a big circle and then I
sat down  comfortably and I put my feet up on the desk and dreamed of what I
would write if I could write. I had a spittoon alongside of the desk, a  big
brass  one from the same establishment, and  I would spit in it now and then
to remind myself that it was there. All the pigeon-holes  were empty and all
the  drawers were empty; there wasn't a thing on the desk or in it  except a
sheet of  white paper on which I  found  it impossible  to  put so much as a
pothook.
     When  I think  of  the titanic efforts I made to  canalize the hot lava
which was bubbling inside  me, the efforts I repeated  thousands of times to
bring the funnel into place and capture a word, a phrase, I think inevitably
of the men  of the old stone  age. A hundred thousand, two hundred  thousand
years, three hundred thousand  years to arrive at the idea of the paleolith.
A phantom  struggle, because they  weren't dreaming of  such  a thing as the
paleolith. It came without effort, born  of a second,  a miracle  you  might
say,  except that everything  which happens is miraculous. Things  happen or
they  don't  happen,  that's  all.  Nothing  is  accomplished by  sweat  and
struggle.  Nearly everything which  we call life is just  insomnia, an agony
because we've lost the habit of falling asleep. We don't know how to let go.
We're like a  Jack-in-the-box perched on top  of  a spring  and  the more we
struggle the harder it is to get back in the box.
     I think if I had been crazy I couldn't have hit upon a better scheme to
consolidate my  anchorage  than to install  this  Neanderthal object in  the
middle of the parlour. With my feet on the desk, picking up the current, and
my spinal column snugly  socketed  in a thick leather cushion,  I was  in an
ideal relation to  the flotsam and jetsam which was whirling  about  me, and
which, because they were crazy and part of  the flux, my friends were trying
to convince me was life. I remember vividly  the first  contact with reality
that I got through my feet, so to speak. The million words or so which I had
written, mind you,  well ordered, well connected, were as  nothing  to  me -
crude ciphers from the  old stone age - because the contact was  through the
head  and  the  head  is  a  useless appendage  unless  you're  anchored  in
mid-channel deep  in  the mud. Everything  I  had written before was  museum
stuff,  and  most writing is  still  museum  stuff and that's why it doesn't
catch  fire,  doesn't  inflame the world. I was only  a mouthpiece  for  the
ancestral  race which  was talking  through  me; even  my  dreams  were  not
authentic,  not bona fide Henry Miller dreams. To  sit  still and  think one
thought which would come up  out of me, out of the lifebuoy, was a Herculean
task.  I didn't  lack thoughts nor words  nor the  power  of expression -  I
lacked something  much more important: the lever  which would  shut off  the
juice. The bloody machine wouldn't stop, that was the difficulty.  I was not
only in the middle of the current but the current was running through me and
I had no control over it whatever.
     I remember the  day I brought the machine  to a dead  stop  and how the
other  mechanism,  the one that was signed  with my own initials and which I
had  made with my own hands and my own blood slowly began to function. I had
gone to the theatre nearby to see a vaudeville show; it was  the matinee and
I had a  ticket for the balcony.  Standing  on line in the lobby,  I already
experienced  a  strange feeling  of  consistency. It was  as  though  I were
coagulating,  becoming a recognizable consistent mass of jelly.  It was like
the ultimate stage  in the  healing of  a  wound.  I was at  the  height  of
normality,  which is  a very abnormal condition. Cholera might come and blow
its foul breath in my mouth - it wouldn't matter. I might bend over and kiss
the ulcers of a  leprous hand, and no harm could possibly come to me.  There
was not just a balance in this constant warfare between health and  disease,
which is all that most  of us may hope for, but there was a plus integer  in
the  blood  which  meant  that,  for a  few moments  at  least,  disease was
completely routed. If one had the wisdom to take root in  such a moment, one
would  never  again be ill  or unhappy  or even  die. But  to  leap to  this
conclusion is to  make a jump which would take one back farther than the old
stone age. At that moment I wasn't even dreaming of taking root;
     I  was experiencing for the first time  in  my life the meaning of  the
miraculous.  I was so amazed when  I  heard my own cogs meshing that  I  was
willing to die then and there for the privilege of the experience.
     What happened was  this ... As I passed the  doorman  holding  the torn
stub in  my hand the lights were dimmed and the curtains sent up. I  stood a
moment slightly dazed by the sudden darkness. As the curtain  slowly rose  I
had the feeling that  throughout  the ages man had always been  mysteriously
stilled by this brief moment which preludes the spectacle.  I could feel the
curtain  rising 

in  man.

 And immediately I  also  realized  that this was  a
symbol which was  being presented to  him endlessly in his sleep and that if
he had been awake the players would never  have taken the stage but he, Man,
would have  mounted the boards.  I didn't  think  this thought  - it  was  a
realization,  as  I  say, and so simple and overwhelmingly clear was it that
the  machine  stopped  dead instantly and I  was standing in my own presence
bathed in a  luminous reality. I  turned  my eyes away  from  the stage  and
beheld the marble staircase  which I should  take to go  to  my seat in  the
balcony. I saw  a man  slowly mounting  the steps, his hand laid across  the
balustrade. The  man could  have been  myself, the  old  self which had been
sleepwalking  ever since I  was  born. My  eye  didn't  take in  the  entire
staircase,  just the  few steps which the man had climbed or was climbing in
the moment that I took it all in.  The  man  never  reached the  top of  the
stairs and his hand was never removed from the marble balustrade. I felt the
curtain descend, and for another  few moments I was behind the scenes moving
amidst the sets,  like the property man suddenly roused from his  sleep  and
not sure whether he is still  dreaming or looking at a dream  which is being
enacted  on  the stage. It was as fresh  and  green, as strangely new as the
bread and cheese lands which the  Biddenden maidens  saw every day of  their
long life  joined at the hips. I saw only  that which  was alive!  the  rest
faded out in a penumbra. And it was in order to keep the world alive that  I
rushed home without waiting to see the performance  and sat down to describe
the little patch of staircase which is imperishable.
     It was just about this time that the Dadaists were in full swing, to be
followed shortly by  the  Surrealists. I  never heard of either  group until
some ten years later;  I  never read a French book  and I never had a French
idea. I was  perhaps the unique Dadaist in America, and  I didn't know it. I
might just as well have been living in the jungles of the Amazon for all the
contact I had with the  outside world. Nobody understood what I  was writing
about or why I wrote that way. I  was so lucid that they said I was daffy. I
was describing  the  New World - unfortunately a little  too soon because it
had not yet been discovered  and nobody could be persuaded that it  existed.
It was an ovarian world, still hidden away in the Fallopian tubes. Naturally
nothing was  dearly formulated:  there was only  the faint  suggestion of  a
backbone  visible,  and certainly  no  arms or  legs, no hair,  no nails, no
teeth. Sex was the last thing to be dreamed of; it  was the world of Chronos
and  his  ovicular progeny.  It  was the world of the iota,  each iota being
indispensable,  frighteningly  logical, and absolutely  unpredictable. There
was no such thing as 

a thing,

 because the concept "thing" was missing.
     I say it was a New World I was describing, but like the New World which
Columbus discovered it turned out to  be a far older world than any  we have
known. I  saw  beneath  the  superficial physiognomy of skin  and  bone  the
indestructible world which man has always carried within him; it was neither
old nor new, really, but the eternally true  world which changes from moment
to moment. Everything I looked  at was  palimpsest and there was no layer of
writing  too strange  for me to decipher. When my companions left  me of  an
evening  I  would often  sit down and write to  my  friends  the  Australian
Bushmen or  to  the Mound  Builders of  the  Mississippi  Valley or  to  the
Igorotes in  the Philippines. I had to write English, naturally,  because it
was the only language I  spoke, but between  my language and the telegraphic
code employed by my bosom friends  there  was a  world  of  difference.  Any
primitive man would have understood me, any man of archaic epochs would have
understood me: only those about me, that is to say, a continent of a hundred
million people, failed to understand my language. To write intelligibly  for
them I would have been obliged first of all  to kill something, secondly, to
arrest time. I had just made the realization that life is indestructible and
that there is no such thing as time, only the present. Did they expect me to
deny a truth which it had taken  me all my life to  catch a glimpse of? They
most certainly did. The one thing they did not want to hear  about  was that
life is indestructible.  Was not their  precious  new  world  reared  on the
destruction  of  the  innocent,   on  rape  and   plunder  and  torture  and
devastation? Both  continents  had been  violated; both continents  had been
stripped  and plundered  of all that was  precious  - 

in things.

  No greater
humiliation, it seems to me, was  meted out to any man than to Montezuma; no
race was  ever more ruthlessly  wiped out  than the American Indian; no land
was ever raped in the foul and  bloody way that California was raped by  the
gold-diggers.  I  blush to think of our origins  - our  hands are steeped in
blood and crime. And there is no let-up to the slaughter and the pillage, as
I  discovered at first hand travelling throughout the length and breadth  of
the  land.  Down to  the closest friend  every  man is a potential murderer.
Often it  wasn't necessary to bring out the gun or the lasso or the branding
iron  -  they  had found subtler  and more  devilish ways  of  torturing and
killing their own. For me the  most excruciating agony was to  have the word
annihilated  before  it  had  even  left  my  mouth.  I  learned,  by bitter
experience, to hold my  tongue; I learned to sit in silence, and even smile,
when actually I  was foaming at the mouth. I learned to shake hands and  say
how do you do to all these innocent-looking fiends who were only waiting for
me to sit down in order to suck my blood.
     How was it possible, when  I sat down  in the parlour at my prehistoric
desk,  to  use this code  language of rape and  murder?  I was alone in this
great  hemisphere of violence, but I was not  alone as far as the human race
was  concerned.  I  was   lonely   amidst  a  world  of  

things

  lit  up  by
phosphorescent  flashes  of  cruelty. I was delirious  with an energy  which
could not be unleashed except  in the service of death and futility. I could
not begin with a full statement -  it  would have meant the strait-jacket or
the electric chair. I was like a man who had been too long incarcerated in a
dungeon - I  had to feel  my way  slowly, falteringly, lest I stumble and be
run over.  I had to accustom myself gradually to the penalties which freedom
involves.  I had to  grow a new epidermis which would protect me  from  this
burning light in the sky.
     The  ovarian world is the product of a life rhythm. The moment a  child
is born  it becomes part  of  a world in  which there is  not  only the life
rhythm  but the  death rhythm. The  frantic desire to  live,  to live at any
cost, is  not  a  result of the life  rhythm in us, but of the death rhythm.
There is  not  only no  need  to keep  alive at any  price, but, if  life is
undesirable,  it is absolutely wrong. This keeping oneself alive,  out  of a
blind urge to defeat death, is in itself a means of  sowing death. Every one
who has not fully accepted life, who is not incrementing life, is helping to
fill the world  with death. To make  the simplest gesture with the  hand can
convey the utmost sense of life; a word spoken with the whole being can give
life. Activity  in  itself means nothing:  it  is often a sign of  death. By
simple external pressure,  by force of surroundings and example, by the very
climate  which activity engenders, one can become part of  a monstrous death
machine, such as America, for example. What does  a dynamo know of life,  of
peace, of reality? What  does  any individual  American dynamo  know  of the
wisdom  and energy,  of the life abundant and eternal possessed by a  ragged
beggar sitting under a  tree in the act of meditation? What  is 

energy?

 What
is  

life?

  One  has  only to  read the stupid twaddle of  the scientific and
philosophic  textbooks to realize  how  less than  nothing  is the wisdom of
these  energetic  Americans.  Listen, they  had me on the  run, these  crazy
horsepower  fiends;  in  order  to  break  their  insane rhythm, their death
rhythm, I  had to  resort to a wavelength which, until  I  found  the proper
sustenance in my own bowels, would at least nullify  the rhythm they had set
up.  Certainly I did  not need this grotesque, cumbersome, antediluvian desk
which I  had installed in the parlour;  certainly I didn't need twelve empty
chairs  placed around in a semicircle; I  needed only elbow room in which to
write and a thirteenth chair which would take me out of the zodiac they were
using and put me in a heaven beyond heaven. But when you drive a man  almost
crazy and when, to his own surprise perhaps, he finds that he still has some
resistance, some powers of  his  own, then you are apt to find  such  a  man
acting  very  much like a primitive being.  Such  a  man is apt not only  to
become stubborn  and dogged, but  superstitious, a believer  in  magic and a
practiser  of magic. Such a man is beyond religion - it is his religiousness
he  is suffering from.  Such a man becomes  a monomaniac, bent  on doing one
thing only and that is to break the  evil spell which has been put upon him.
Such  a  man  is  beyond throwing  bombs,  beyond  revolt;  he wants to stop
reacting,  whether  inertly or ferociously.  This man, of all men on  earth,
wants  the act to be a manifestation of life. If, in  the realization of his
terrible need, he begins to act regressively, to become unsocial, to stammer
and stutter, to prove  so utterly unadapted  as to be incapable of earning a
living, know that this man has found his way back to the womb  and source of
life and that tomorrow, instead of the contemptible object of ridicule which
you have made of  him, he will stand forth as a 

mm

 in his own right and  all
the powers of the world will be of no avail against him.
     Out of the crude cipher with which he communicates from his prehistoric
desk with  the archaic men of the  world a new language builds up which cuts
through the death  language of the day like wireless through a storm.  There
is no magic in this wavelength any more than there is magic in the womb. Men
are  lonely  and out of  communication with  one another because  all  their
inventions speak only of death. Death is the automaton which rules the world
of  activity. Death is  silent, because  it has  no  mouth. Death has  never

expressed

  anything. Death is  wonderful too  -  

after life.

  Only  one like
myself who has opened his mouth and spoken, only  one who has said Yes, Yes,
Yes, and again  Yes! can open wide his arms to death and know no fear. Death
as  a reward, yes! Death as a result of fulfillment, yes! Death as  a  crown
and shield, yes!  But not death from  the roots, isolating men, making  them
bitter  and fearful and lonely,  giving them fruitless energy, filling  them
with a will which can only say No! The first word any man writes when he has
found himself, his own rhythm, which is the life rhythm  is  Yes! Everything
he writes thereafter is Yes, Yes, Yes -  Yes in a thousand million  ways. No
dynamo,  no matter  how huge - not even a dynamo  of a hundred million  dead
souls - can combat one man saying Yes!
     The  war  was on  and  men  were being  slaughtered,  one million,  two
million,  five  million,  ten million,  twenty million,  finally  a  hundred
million, then a  billion, everybody, man, woman and child, down  to the last
one. 

"No!"

 they were shouting, 

"No! they  shall not pass!"

 And yet everybody
passed; everybody got  a free pass,  whether  he shouted  Yes or  No. In the
midst  of this triumphant demonstration of spiritually destructive osmosis I
sat with my feet planted on the big desk trying to communicate with Zeus the
Father of Atlantis  and with his lost progeny, ignorant  of  the  fact  that
Apollinaire was to die the day before the Armistice in  a military hospital,
ignorant of the fact that in his "new writing" he had penned these indelible
lines, "Be forbearing when you compare us
     With those who were the perfection of order.
     We who everywhere seek adventure,
     We are not your enemies.
     We would give you vast and strange domains
     Where flowering mystery waits for him would pluck it."
     Ignorant that in this same poem he had also written:
     "Have compassion on us who are  always fighting on the frontiers Of the
boundless future,
     Compassion for  our errors, compassion for our sins." I was ignorant of
the fact that there were men then living who went by the outlandish names of
Blaise  Cendrars, Jacques Vache, Louis Aragon,  Tristan Tzara, Rene  Crevel,
Henri de Montherlant, Andre Breton, Max Ernst, George Grosz; ignorant of the
fact  that on  July, 14,1916, at  the Saal Waag, in Zurich,  the  first Dada
Manifesto had been  proclaimed -"manifesto by monsieur antipyrine" - that in
this strange document  it  was  stated  "Dada  is  life  without slippers or
parallel  . . . severe necessity without discipline or morality  and we spit
on humanity." Ignorant of the fact that the Dada Manifesto of 1918 contained
these lines. "I am writing a manifesto and I want nothing, yet I say certain
things, and I am against manifestoes as a  matter of principle, as I am also
against principles ...  I write  this manifesto to show that one may perform
opposed  actions  together,  in  a  single fresh respiration,  I am  against
action; for continual contradiction, for affirmation also, I  am neither for
nor  against and I do not explain  for I  hate good sense  ..  . There is  a
literature which does not reach the voracious mass.  The  work  of creators,
sprung  from a real necessity on  the part of the author, and  for  himself.
Consciousness  of  a supreme  egotism where the stars  waste away . . . Each
page  must explode,  either  with  the  profoundly  serious  and heavy,  the
whirlwind, dizziness, the new, the eternal, with the overwhelming hoax, with
an enthusiasm for principles or with the mode of typography. On the one hand
a staggering  fleeing world,  affianced to the jingle-bells of  the infernal
gamut, on  the other hand:  

new beings

..." Thirty-two years later  and  I am
still saying  Yes!  Yes, Monsieur Antipyrine! Yes,Monsieur Tristan Bustanoby
Tzara! Yes, Monsieur  Max Ernst Geburt! Yes! Monsieur Rene Crevel, now  that
you are dead  by  suicide,  yes,  the  world  is crazy, you were right. Yes,
Monsieur Blaise  Cendrars, you were  right  to kill. Was it  the day  of the
Armistice that you brought out your  little book 

-J'ai tue?

 Yes, "keep on my
lads,  humanity..."  Yes,  Jacques Vache,  quite right -  "Art  ought to  be
something funny and a trifle boring." Yes, my dear dead Vache, how right you
were and how funny  and  how boring the touching and tender and true: "It is
of the  essence of  symbols  to be  symbolic." Say it again,  from the other
world!  Have you a megaphone up there?  Have you found all the arms and legs
that were blown off during the  melee? Can you put  them  together again? Do
you remember the meeting at Nantes  in  1916  with  Andre  Breton?  Did  you
celebrate  the  birth  of hysteria together? Had  he told  you, Breton, that
there was only the  marvellous  and nothing but the marvellous and that  the
marvellous is always  marvellous - and isn't it marvellous to hear it again,
even  though your ears  are stopped? I want  to include here, before passing
on, a little portrait of you by Emile Bouvier for the benefit of my Brooklyn
friends who may not have recognized me then but who will now, I am sure...
     ".  .  .  he was  not  all  crazy, and could  explain his conduct  when
occasion required. His  actions, none  the less,  were  as disconcerting  as
Jarry's worst  eccentricities. For  example, he  was  barely out of hospital
when  he  hired himself  out as a stevedore, and  he  thereafter passed  his
afternoons in unloading coal on the quays along the  Loire. In  the evening,
on the other hand he would make the rounds of the cafes and cinemas, dressed
in the height of fashion and with many variations of costume. What was more,
in  time  of war,  he  would  strut forth  sometimes  in the  uniform  of  a
lieutenant  of Hussars,  sometimes  in that of  an  English officer,  of  an
aviator or  of a  surgeon.  In civil life,  he was  quite as free  and easy,
thinking nothing of introducing Breton under the name of Andre Salmon, while
he took  unto himself,  but  quite without vanity, the most wonderful titles
and adventures.  He never said good morning nor good  evening nor  good-bye,
and  never took any notice of letters, except those from his mother, when he
had to ask for money. He  did not recognize his best friends from one day to
another..."
     Do you recognize me,  lads? Just a Brooklyn  boy communicating with the
red-haired albinos of the Zuni region. Making ready, with feet on the  desk,
to write "strong works, works forever incomprehensible", as my dead comrades
were promising.  These "strong works" - would  you recognize them if you saw
them? Do  you know that  of the millions  who were killed not one death  was
necessary to produce "the strong work"? 

New beings,

 yes! We have need of new
beings  still.  We can do without the  telephone,  without  the  automobile,
without  the high-class bombers -  but we  can't  do without new beings.  If
Atlantis was  submerged  beneath  the sea,  if the Sphinx  and  the Pyramids
remain an eternal riddle, it  is because there were no more new beings being
born.  Stop the machine a moment! Plash back!  Flash  back  to 1914, to  the
Kaiser  sitting on  his horse. Keep  him sitting  there a  moment  with  his
withered arm clutching the bridle rein. Look at  his moustache! Look at  his
haughty  air of  pride and arrogance! Look  at his cannon-fodder lined up in
strictest  discipline,  all  ready to  obey  the word, to  get shot, to  get
disembowelled, to be burned in quicklime. Hold it a moment, now, and look at
the other side: the  defenders of our great and  glorious civilization,  the
men who will war  to end war. Change their clothes, change uniforms,  change
horses,  change  flags, change terrain. My,  is that  the Kaiser I  see on a
white horse? Are those the terrible Huns? And where is Big Bertha? Oh, I see
-1 thought it was pointing towards  Notre Dame? Humanity, me lads,  humanity
always marching  in the van . . . And the strong works we were speaking  of?
Where  are  the strong  works?  Call  up  the Western  Union and  dispatch a
messenger fleet of foot - not a cripple or an octogenarian, but a young one!
Ask him  to find the  great work and bring it back.  We need  it. We  have a
brand new museum  ready waiting to house  it - and cellophane and  the Dewey
Decimal system to file it. All we need is the name of the author. Even if he
has no name, even if it is anonymous work, we  won't kick. Even if  it has a
little mustard  gas in it we  won't  mind. Bring  it back  dead or  alive  -
there's a $25,000 reward for the man who fetches it.
     And if they tell you that these things had to be, that things could not
have happened otherwise, that France did her best and  Germany her best  and
that little  Liberia and  little Ecuador and all  the other allies also  did
their  best, and that since the war everybody has  been  doing his  best  to
patch  things up or to forget, tell them that their best is not good enough,
that we  don't want to hear any more this logic of "doing the best one can",
tell them we don't  want the  best  of a  bad  bargain, we don't believe  in
bargains  good or bad, nor in war memorials. We don't want to hear about the
logic of events  - or  any kind  of logic. 

"Je ne parle pas  logique,"

  said
Montherlant, 

"je parle  generosite."

 I  don't think you heard  it very well,
since it was in French. I'll repeat it for you, in the Queen's own language;
"I'm not talking logic, I'm talking generosity." That's bad English, as  the
Queen herself might speak it, but it's  clear. 

Generosity -

 do you hear? You
never practise it, any of you, either in peace or in war. You don't know the
meaning of  the word. You think to supply guns and ammunition to the winning
side is generosity; you think sending Red Cross nurses  to the front, or the
Salvation Army, is generosity.  You  think a bonus twenty years too late  is
generosity;  you think a little pension and a wheel chair is generosity; you
think  if you give a  man  his old job back it's generosity. You  don't know
what the  fucking war  means,  you  bastards! To  be generous is to  say Yes
before  the man even  opens his mouth. To  say Yes you  have to first  be  a
Surrealist or a  Dadaist, because you have  understood what it means to  say
No. You can even say Yes and  No at the same time, provided you do more than
is expected of you. Be a stevedore in the day time and a Beau Brummel in the
night-time. Wear any  uniform so long as it's not yours. When you write your
mother ask her to cough up a little  dough so that you may have  a clean rag
to wipe your  ass with. Don't be  disturbed if you see  your neighbour going
after his  wife with a knife: he  probably  has good reason to go after her,
and if he  kills her you may be sure he has the satisfaction of knowing  why

he  did  it. If  you're trying  to  improve your mind,  stop it I There's no
improving the mind. Look at your heart and gizzard  -  the  brain  is in the
heart.
     Ah yes, if I had known then that these birds existed  -Cendrars, Vache,
Grosz, Ernst, Apollinaire - if I had known that then, if I had known that in
their  own way they were  thinking exactly the same things as I was, I think
I'd have blown  up.  Yes, I  think I'd have gone off like a bomb. But I  was
ignorant. Ignorant  of the fact that almost  fifty years previously a  crazy
Jew in South America had given birth to such  startlingly marvellous phrases
as "doubt's  duck with  the  vermouth  lips" or  "I have seen a fig  eat  an
onager" -  that about the same time a Frenchman, who was  only  a  boy,  was
saying: "Find flowers that are chairs" . . .  "my hunger is the  black air's
bits"  .  . . "his heart,  amber  and spunk".  Maybe  at  the same time,  or
thereabouts, while Jarry  was  saying "in  eating the  sound of moths",  and
Apollinaire  repeating after him "near a  gentleman swallowing himself", and
Breton murmuring softly  "night's  pedals move uninterruptedly", perhaps "in
the air beautiful and black" which the lone Jew had found under the Southern
Cross another man,  also  lonely  and  exiled  and  of  Spanish origin,  was
preparing to put  down on  paper these memorable words: "I seek, all in all,
to  console  myself  for  my  exile, for  my exile from  eternity, for  that

unearthing

 (destierro) which I am fond of referring to as my unheavening ...
At present, I think that the best  way of writing this  novel is to tell how
it  should  be  written.  It  is the  novel  of the novel,  the creation  of
creation. Or God of God, 

Deus de Deo."

 Had I known he was going to add this,
this which follows,  I would  surely have gone off like  a bomb... "By being
crazy  is  understood losing one's reason.  Reason, but  not the truth,  for
there are madmen who speak truths while others keep silent. . ." Speaking of
these  things, speaking of the war and the war dead, I cannot  refrain  from
mentioning that  some twenty years later  I ran across this in French  by  a
Frenchman. 0 miracles of miracles! "Il 

faut le dire, il y a des cadavres que
je ne respecte qu'a moitie"

 Yes, yes, and again yes! O, let us do  some rash
things  - for the  sheer  pleasure  of  it! Let  us  do  something live  and
magnificent, even if  destructive!  Said  the  mad  cobbler: "All things are
generated oat of the  grand mystery,  and proceed  out of  one  degree  into
another.  Whatever  goes  forward  in  its  degree,  the  same  receives  no
abominate."
     Everywhere  in all times the same ovarian world  announcing itself. Yet
also, parallel with these announcements, these prophecies, the gynecological
manifestoes,  parallel  and  contemporaneous  with them new totem poles, new
taboos, new war  dances.  While  into  the  air so  black and  beautiful the
brothers of man, the poets,  the  diggers of the future, were spitting their
magic lines, in this  same time, 0 profound and perplexing riddle, other men
were  saying:  "Won't you  please come  and  take a job  in  our  ammunition
factory. We promise you  the highest wages,  the most  sanitary and hygienic
conditions.  The work is so easy  that even a child could do it" And if  you
had a sister, a wife, a mother, an aunt, as long as she could manipulate her
hands, as  long as  she  could  prove  that she had no bad habits,  you were
invited to bring her or them  along to the ammunition works. If you were shy
of  soiling  your  hands  they  would   explain  to   you  very  gently  and
intelligently just how  these delicate mechanisms  operated,  what  they did
when they exploded, and why you must not  waste even your garbage because...
et ipso facto e pluribus unum. The thing that impressed me, going the rounds
in  search  of work,  was not  so much  that  they made  me  vomit every day
(assuming I had been lucky enough to  put  something into my guts), but that
they always demanded to know if you were of good habits, if you were steady,
if  you  were sober, if you  were industrious, if you had ever worked before
and  if  not why  not.  Even the garbage,  which I  had  gotten the  job  of
collecting for the municipality, was precious to them, the killers. Standing
knee-deep in the muck, the lowest of the low, a  coolie, an outcast, still I
was part of the death racket.  I tried reading  the 

Inferno

 at night, but it
was  in English and English is no  language  for a catholic work.  "Whatever
enters in itself into its selfhood, viz. into its own lubet.. ." 

Lubet!

 If I
had had a  word like that to conjure with then,  how peacefully I might have
gone about my garbage collecting! How sweet, in the night, when Dante is out
of reach  and the hands smell of muck  and slime, to  take unto oneself this
word  which in the Dutch means "lust" and in Latin  'lubitum" or  the divine

beneplacitum.

 Standing knee-deep in the garbage I  said one day what Meister
Eckhart is reported  to have  said long ago:  "I truly have need of God, but
God  has  need  of  me  too."  There  was  a  job  waiting  for  me  in  the
slaughterhouse, a nice little job  of sorting entrails, but I couldn't raise
the fare to  get to Chicago. I remained in  Brooklyn, in  my own  palace  of
entrails,  and  turned round  and round  on the plinth of  the labyrinth.  I
remained  at home seeking the "germinal vesicle",  "the dragon castle on the
floor of the sea", "the Heavenly Harp", "the field of the square inch", "the
house of the square foot", "the  dark pass", "the space of former Heaven". I
remained locked in, a prisoner of Forculus, god of the door,  of Cardea, god
of  the  hinge,  and  of Limentius, god of the threshold.  I spoke only with
their sisters, the three goddesses called Fear, Pallor  and Fever. I saw  no
"Asian luxury",  as had St. Augustine, or  as he  imagined he had. Nor did I
see "the two twins born, so near together, that the second held the first by
the heel". But I saw a street called Myrtle Avenue,  which runs from Borough
Hall to Fresh Pond Road, and down  this street no saint ever walked (else it
would have crumbled), down this street no miracle ever passed, nor any poet,
nor any species of human genius, nor did any flower ever grow there, nor did
the sun strike  it squarely, nor did the rain ever  wash it. For the genuine
Inferno which I had to postpone for twenty  years I give you Myrtle  Avenue,
one of the innumerable bridlepaths ridden by iron monsters which lead to the
heart of America's emptiness. If you have  only seen Essen or  Manchester or
Chicago or Levallois-Perret or Glasgow or Hoboken or Canarsie or Bayonne you
have  seen  nothing  of   the   magnificent   emptiness   of   progress  and
enlightenment. Dear reader, you must see  Myrtle Avenue  before you  die, if
only to realize how far into the future Dante saw. You must  believe me that
on  this street, neither in the  houses which line it, nor the  cobblestones
which  pave it, nor the  elevated structure which cuts it atwain, neither in
any  creature  that bears a name and lives thereon, neither  in  any animal,
bird  or insect  passing through it to slaughter  or already slaughtered, is
there  hope  of "lubet", "sublimate" or "abominate". It is a  street not  of
sorrow, for sorrow would be human  and recognizable, but of sheer emptiness:
it is emptier than the most extinct volcano,  emptier than a vacuum, emptier
than the word God in the mouth of an unbeliever.
     I said I did  not know a word of French then, and it is true, but I was
just  on the brink  of  making  a great  discovery, a discovery  which would
compensate  for  the  emptiness  of  Myrtle Avenue and  the  whole  American
continent. I had almost reached the shore  of that great  French ocean which
goes  by the name of Elie Faure, an ocean  which the  French  themselves had
hardly navigated and  which they  had mistaken, it seems, for an inland sea.
Reading him even in such a withered language as  English has become, I could
see that this man who had described the glory of the human  race on his cuff
was Father Zeus  of  Atlantis, whom  I had  been  searching  for. An ocean I
called him, but he  was also a world symphony. He was the first musician the
French have  produced; he was exalted  and controlled, an anomaly, a  Gallic
Beethoven, a great physician of the soul, a giant lightning-rod. He was also
a sunflower  turning with  the  sun,  always  drinking in the light,  always
radiant  and blazing with  vitality.  He  was  neither  an  optimist  nor  a
pessimist,  any more than  one can say  that  the  ocean  is beneficient  or
malevolent. He was  a believer  in the human race.  He added a cubit to  the
race,  by giving it back its dignity, its strength, its need of creation. He
saw everything  as creation, as solar joy. He didn't record  it  in  orderly
fashion, he recorded it musically. He was indifferent  to the fact  that the
French  have  a  tin  ear  -  he  was  orchestrating  for  the  whole  world
simultaneously. What was my  amazement then, when some years later I arrived
in France, to find that there were no monuments  erected to him, no  streets
named after  him. Worse, during  eight  whole years  I  never  once  beard a
Frenchman mention his name. He had to die in order to be put in the pantheon
of   French   deities  -  and  how   sickly  must   they  look,  his  deific
contemporaries,  in the presence of this radiant sun!  If he had  not been a
physician, and  thus  permitted to  earn a livelihood,  what might  not have
happened  to him! Perhaps another  able hand for the garbage trucks! The man
who made the Egyptian frescoes come alive in all their flaming colours, this
man could just as well have starved to death for all  the public cared.  But
he was an ocean  and the critics drowned in this ocean, and  the editors and
the publishers and the public too. It will take aeons for him  to dry up, to
evaporate. It will take about as long as for the French to acquire a musical
ear.
     If there  had  been no  music I would  have gone  to the madhouse  like
Nijinsky. (It was just about  this time that  they discovered  that Nijinsky
was mad.) He had been found giving his money away to the poor - always a bad
sign! My mind  was filled  with wonderful treasures, my taste  was sharp and
exigent, my muscles were in excellent condition,  my appetite was strong, my
wind sound. I had  nothing  to do except to improve  myself, and I was going
crazy  with  the improvements I made every day. Even if there were a job for
me to fill I  couldn't accept it, because  what I needed was not  work but a
life  more abundant.  I couldn't waste time  being a  teacher, a  lawyer,  a
physician, a politician or anything else  that society had  to offer. It was
easier to accept menial jobs because it left my mind free. After I was fired
from the garbage trucks I remember taking  up  with an Evangelist who seemed
to have great confidence in me. I was a sort of usher, collector and private
secretary. He brought to my attention the whole world of  Indian philosophy.
Evenings  when I was free  I would meet with  my  friends at the home  of Ed
Bauries who lived in an aristocratic  section of Brooklyn. Ed Bauries was an
eccentric pianist who couldn't read a note. He had a bosom pal called George
Neumiller  with  whom  he  often  played  duets.  Of  the  dozen or  so  who
congregated at Ed Bauries' home nearly every one of us could play the piano.
We were all between twenty-one and twenty-five at the time; we never brought
any women  along  and  we  hardly ever mentioned the subject of women during
these sessions. We had plenty of beer to  drink and a whole big house at our
disposal, for it was in the  Summer time, when his folks were away,  that we
held our gatherings. Though there were a dozen other homes like this which I
could  speak  of, I mention Ed  Bauries'  place  because it was  typical  of
something I  have never  encountered  elsewhere  in the  world.  Neither  Ed
Bauries himself  nor any of  his  friends suspected  the sort of books I was
reading nor the things which were occupying my  mind.  When I  blew in I was
greeted enthusiastically -  as a  clown.  It  was  expected, of  me to start
things  going.  There were  about four pianos  scattered  throughout the big
house to say nothing  of the celesta, the organ, guitars, mandolins, fiddles
and what not. Ed Bauries was a nut, a very affable, sympathetic and generous
one too. The sandwiches were always of the best, the beer  plentiful, and if
you wanted  to stay the night he could fix you up on a divan  just as pretty
as  you  liked. Coming  down  the street  -  a big, wide  street, somnolent,
luxurious, a street altogether out of the world - I could hear the tinkle of
the piano in the big  parlour on the first floor. The windows were wide open
and as  I got into range I could see Al Burger or  Connie Grimm sprawling in
their big easy chairs, their feet on the window sill, and  big beer mugs  in
their hands. Probably  George Neumiller  was at the  piano, improvising, his
shirt  peeled  off and  a big  cigar in his  mouth.  They  were talking  and
laughing  while George fooled around, searching for  an  opening. Soon as he
hit a theme he would  call  for  Ed and Ed would sit beside him, studying it
out in his unprofessional way, then suddenly pouncing on the keys and giving
tit for tat. Maybe when I'd walk in somebody would be trying to stand on his
hands in the next room - there were three big rooms on the first floor which
opened one on to  the  other and back  of  them was a  garden,  an  enormous
garden, with flowers,  fruit  trees, grape vines, statues, fountains an<f
everything. Sometimes when it was too hot  they brought  the celesta  or the
little organ into the garden (and  a  keg  of  beer, naturally) and we'd sit
around in the dark laughing and singing - until  the neighbours forced us to
stop.  Sometimes the music  was going on all through the  house  at once, on
every  floor. It was really crazy then, intoxicating, and if  there had been
women around  it would have spoiled it. Sometimes  it  was like  watching an
endurance contest - Ed Bauries and George Neumiller at the grand piano, each
trying to  wear the other out, changing places  without  stopping,  crossing
hands, sometimes  felling away to  plain chopsticks, sometimes going like  a
Wurlitzer. And always something  to laugh  about all the time. Nobody  asked
what you did,  what you  thought about, and so forth. When you arrived at Ed
Bauries'  place you checked your identification marks.  Nobody  gave  a fuck
what size hat you  wore or how much you paid  for  it.  It was entertainment
from the word  go - and the sandwiches and the drinks were on the house. And
when things got going, three or four pianos at once, the celesta, the organ,
the mandolins, the guitars, beer running through the halls, the mantelpieces
full of sandwiches  and  cigars, a breeze  coming through  from the  garden,
George Neumiller stripped to the waist and modulating  like a fiend,  it was
better than  any show  I've ever  seen put on and it didn't  cost a cent. In
fact, with the dressing and undressing that went on, I always came away with
a  little  extra change and a pocketful of good cigars. I never  saw  any of
them between time  - only Monday nights throughout the Summer, when Ed  held
open house.
     Standing  in the  garden listening to the din I could scarcely  believe
that it was the same city. And if I had ever opened my  trap  and exposed my
guts  it  would have  been all  over.  Not  one  of these bozos  amounted to
anything, as the world reckons. They were just good  eggs, children, fellows
who liked music and  who  liked a good  time. They  liked  it so  much  that
sometimes we had to call the ambulance. Like the night Al Burger twisted his
knee while showing us  one of  his stunts.  Everybody so happy, so  full  of
music, so  lit  up, that  it took him an hour to persuade us  he was  really
hurt.  We try  to carry him to a hospital but it's too far away and besides,
it's such a good joke, that we drop him now and then and that makes him yell
like a  maniac.  So finally we telephone for help from a police box, and the
ambulance comes and the patrol wagon  too. They take Al to  the hospital and
the rest of  us to the hoose-gow. And on the way we sing at the  top of  our
lungs. And after we're bailed out  we're still feeling good and the cops are
feeling  good too, and  so  we all adjourn to the basement  where there's  a
cracked piano and we go on singing and playing. All this is like some period
B.C. in history which ends  not  because  there's a  war  but because even a
joint  like  Ed  Bauries' is not immune to  the  poison seeping  in from the
periphery. Because every street is becoming Myrtle Avenue, because emptiness
is filling the whole continent  from the Atlantic to the  Pacific.  Because,
after a certain time, you  can't enter  a single house throughout the length
and breadth  of the land  and find a man standing on his hands  singing.  It
just ain't done any more. And there ain't two pianos going at once anywhere,
nor are there two men anywhere willing to play all night just for the fun of
it. Two men who can play like  Ed Bauries and George Neumiller are  hired by
the radio  or the movies and  only a thimbleful of their talent is  used and
the rest is thrown into  the garbage can. Nobody knows, judging from  public
spectacles, what talent is disposable in the great American continent. Later
on,  and that's why I used to sit  around on  doorsteps  in Tin Pan Alley, I
would  while  away  the afternoons listening to the professionals mugging it
out. That was good too, but it was different. There was no fun in it, it was
a perpetual rehearsal to bring in dollars and cents. Any man in  America who
had an ounce of humour in him was saving it up to put himself across.  There
were some wonderful nuts among them too, men I'll never forget, men who left
no name behind them,  and  they  were  the  best we produced. I remember  an
anonymous performer on  the Keith circuit who was  probably the craziest man
in  America, and perhaps he  got fifty dollars a week for it. Three  times a
day, every day  in the week, he came out and held the  audience spell-bound.
He didn't have an act - he just improvised. He never repeated  his jokes  or
his stunts. He gave himself prodigally, and I don't think he was a hot fiend
either. He was  one  of those guys who  are born  in  the corncrakes and the
energy and the joy  in him was so fierce that nothing  could contain  it. He
could play any instrument and dance any step  and he could invent a story on
the  spot and string it out till the bell rang. He was not only satisfied to
do his own act but he would help the others out. He would stand in the wings
and wait for  the right moment to break into the other guy's act. He was the
whole show and it  was a  show that  contained  more therapy than the  whole
arsenal of modem science. They ought to have paid a  man like this the wages
which  the President of the United States receives. They  ought  to sack the
President of  the United States and the whole Supreme Court and set up a man
like this as ruler.  This man could cure any disease on the calendar. He was
the kind of  guy, moreover, as would do it for nothing, if you asked him to.
This is the type of man which empties the insane asylums. He doesn't propose
a  cure - he  makes everybody crazy. Between  this solution and a  perpetual
state of war, which is  civilization,  there is only one other way out - and
that  is the road  we  will  all  take eventually because everything else is
doomed  to  failure. The type that represents  this one and only way bears a
head with  six faces and eight eyes, the head is a revolving lighthouse, and
instead of a  triple  crown at the top, as there might  well be, there  is a
hole which ventilates what few brains there are. There is very little brain,
as  I say, because there is  very  little  baggage to carry  about,  because
living in full consciousness, the grey matter passes off into light. This is
the only type of man one can place above the comedian; he neither laughs nor
weeps,  he is beyond suffering. We don't recognize 

him

 yet because he
is too dose  to  us,  right under the  skin,  as a matter of  fact. When the
comedian catches  us  in  the  guts  this  man, whose  name might  be God, I
suppose, if he had  to use a  name, speaks up. When the whole  human race is
rocking with  laughter,  laughing  so hard that  it hurts, I mean, everybody
then has his foot on the path. In that moment everybody  can just as well be
God  as anything  else. In that moment you have  the annihilation  of  dual,
triple,  quadruple and  multiple consciousness, which is what makes the grey
matter coil up in dead folds at the top of the skull. At that moment you can
really  feel the hole in the top of the head; you  know that you once had an
eye there and that this eye was capable of taking in everything at once. The
eye  is  gone now, but when  you  laugh until  the tears flow and your belly
aches, you are really opening the skylight andventilating the brains. Nobody
can persuade you at  that moment to  take a gun and kill your enemy; neither
can  anybody persuade you  to open a fat  tome  containing  the metaphysical
truths  of the world and read it.  If you know what  freedom means, absolute
freedom and not a relative freedom, then you must recognize that this is the
nearest to it you will ever get. If I am against the  condition of the world
it is not because I am a moralist -  it  is because I want  to laugh more. I
don't say that God is one grand  laugh:  I say that you've got to laugh hard
before you can get anywhere near God. My whole aim in life is to get near to
God,  that is, to get nearer to myself. That's why it  doesn't matter  to me
what road I  take. But music  is very  important. Music is  a tonic  for the
pineal gland. Music isn't Bach or Beethoven; music is the can-opener of  the
soul.  It makes you  terribly quiet inside,  makes you aware  that there's a
roof to your being.
     The  stabbing  horror  of  life  is not  contained  in  calamities  and
disasters, because these things wake one up and one  gets  very familiar and
intimate with them and finally  they become  tame  again ... no,  it is more
like being in a  hotel room in Hoboken let us  say, and just enough money in
one's pocket for another meal. You are in a city that you never expect to be
in again  and you have  only to pass the  night in your hotel  room, but  it
takes all the courage and pluck you possess to stay in that room. There must
be a good  reason why certain  cities, certain places, inspire such loathing
and dread. There  must be some  kind of  perpetual  murder going on in these
places. The people are of the same race as you, they go about their business
as  people do  anywhere,  they build the same sort  of  house, no better, no
worse,  they have the same system of education, the  same currency, the same
newspapers - and yet they are absolutely different from the other people you
know, and the whole atmosphere is different, and the rhythm is different and
the tension is different. It's  almost like  looking at  yourself in another
incarnation. You know, with  a most  disturbing certitude, that what governs
life is not  money, not  politics, not religion, not training, not race, not
language,  not  customs,  but  something else,  something  you're  trying to
throtde all the  time and which is really throttling you,  because otherwise
you  wouldn't be terrified all of a sudden and wonder how you were  going to
escape. Some cities you don't even have to pass a night in - just an hour or
two is enough to unnerve you. I think of Bayonne that way.  I came on it  in
the night with a  few addresses that had  been  given  me. I had a briefcase
under  my  arm  with  a  prospectus  of  the Encyclopaedia Britannica. I was
supposed to go under cover of dark and sell the bloody encyclopaedia to some
poor devils who wanted  to  improve themselves. If I had been dropped off at
Helsingfors  I couldn't have felt more ill  at ease than walking the streets
of Bayonne. It wasn't an American city to me. It wasn't a city at all, but a
huge  octopus  wriggling  in the dark. The first door  I  came to looked  so
forbidding  I  didn't even bother to  knock;  I  went  like that to  several
addresses before I could summon the courage  to knock. The first face I took
a  look  at  frightened  the  shit out  of  me.  I  don't  mean  timidity or
embarrassment - I mean fear. It was the face  of  a hod-carrier, an ignorant
mick who would as lief fell you with an axe as spit in your eye. I pretended
I had the wrong name and hurried on to  the next address. Each time the door
opened  I saw  another monster. And then I came  at last to  a poor simp who
really wanted  to  improve himself  and that  broke  me down.  I  felt truly
ashamed of myself, of my country, my race, my epoch. I had a devil of a time
persuading  him not  to buy the damned encyclopaedia. He asked me innocently
what then had brought me to his  home - and without a minute's hesitation  I
told him an astounding lie, a lie which was later to prove a great truth.  I
told him I was only pretending  to  sell the encyclopaedia in order to  meet
people and write about them. That interested  him enormously, even more than
the encyclopaedia. He wanted  to  know what  I would  write about him,  if I
could say. It's taken me twenty years to answer that question,  but here  it
is. If you  would still like to know, John Doe of  the City of Bayonne, this
is it... I owe  you  a  great deal because after that lie I told  you I left
your house and  I tore up  the prospectus furnished me by the  Encyclopaedia
Britannica and I threw it in the gutter. I said to myself I will never again
go to  people under  false pretences even if it  is  to  give them the  Holy
Bible. I will  never  again sell anything, even if I  have to starve.  I  am
going home now and I will sit  down and really  write about  people.  And if
anybody knocks at my door to sell me something
     I will  invite him in and say "why are  you doing this?" And if he says
it is because  he has to make a living I will oner him what money I have and
beg him once again to think what he is doing. I want to prevent as many  men
as possible from pretending that they  have to do this  or that because they
must earn a living. 

It  is not  true.

 One can  starve to death - it  is much
better. Every man who voluntarily starves to  death throws another  cog into
the  automatic  process. I  would rather see a man take  a  gun and kill his
neighbour, in  order to get the food  he needs, than keep  up  the automatic
process  by pretending that he has  to cam a living. That's what  I want  to
say, Mr. John Doe.
     I pass on. Not the stabbing horror of disaster and calamity, I say, but
the  automatic  throwback,  the  stark  panorama  of  the  soul's  atavistic
struggle. A  bridge in North Carolina, near the Tennessee border. Coming out
of  lush tobacco fields, low cabins everywhere and  the smell of  fresh wood
burning.  The day passed in a thick lake of waving green. Hardly  a soul  in
sight.  Then  suddenly a clearing  and  I'm  over a big  gulch  spanned by a
rickety wooden bridge. This is the end of the world! How in God's name I got
here and why  I'm here I don't know. 

How am I going to eat?

 And if I ate the
biggest meal imaginable I would still  be sad, frightfully sad. I don't know
where to go from here. This bridge  is the end, the end of me, the end of my
known world. This bridge is insanity; there is no reason why it should stand
there and  no  reason why people should  cross it. I refuse to budge another
step, I balk at crossing that crazy bridge. Nearby is a low wall which I lie
against trying to think what to do and where to go. I realize quietly what a
terribly civilized person I am  - the need I have for  people, conversation,
books,  theatre,  music, cafes, drinks,  and so forth.  It's terrible to  be
civilized, because when you come to the end of the world you have nothing to
support the terror  of loneliness. To  be civilized  is  to have complicated
needs. And a man, when  he is full blown, shouldn't need a thing. All day  I
had  been moving through tobacco fields,  and growing  more and more uneasy.
What have  I  to do  with all this tobacco? What am  I heading  into? People
everywhere are producing crops and goods for other people - and I am like  a
ghost sliding between all  this unintelligible activity. I want to find some
kind of work, but I don't want to  be a  part of  this thing, this  infernal
automatic process. I pass through a town and I look at the newspaper telling
what is happening in that town and its environs. It seems to me that 

nothing

is  happening,  that the  dock  has stopped but that  these poor devils  are
unaware of it. I have a strong intuition, moreover, that there  is murder in
the air. I  can smell it. A  few days back I passed the imaginary line which
divides the North from the  South. I wasn't aware of it  until a darkie came
along  driving a team; when he gets alongside of me he stands up in his seat
and doffs his hat  most respectfully. He  had snow-white hair  and a face of
great dignity. That made me feel horrible: it made me realize that there are
still  slaves. This man had to tip his hat to me -because I was of the white
race. Whereas I should have ripped my hat to him! I should have saluted  him
as a survivor of all the vile tortures the white men  have inflicted  on the
black. I  should have tipped my hat first, to let  him know that I  am not a
part of this system, that I am begging forgiveness for all my white brethren
who  are too  ignorant and cruel  to make an honest overt gesture. To-day  I
feel  their  eyes on me all the time; they  watch  from  behind  doors, from
behind trees. All  very quiet, very  peaceful,  seemingly. Nigger never  say
nuthin'. Nigger he hum all time- White  man  think nigger  learn his  place.
Nigger leam  nuthin'.  Nigger wait.  Nigger  watch everything  white man do.
Nigger  no say nuthin',  no  sir, no siree. But JUST THE  SAME THE nigger IS
KILLING THE WHITE MAN OFF!
     Every time  the nigger  looks  at a  white man  he's  putting  a dagger
through him.  It's not  the heat,  ifs not  the hook worm, it's not the  bad
crops that's killing the South off - it's the nigger  1 The nigger is giving
off a poison, whether he means to or not. The South is  coked and doped with
nigger poison.
     Pass on... Sitting outside  a barber shop  by  the James River. I'll be
here just ten minutes, while I take a load off my feet. There's a hotel  and
a few stores opposite me; it all tails off quickly, ends like it began - for
no reason. From the bottom  of my soul  I  pity the poor devils who are born
and die here. There is  no earthly reason why this place should exist. There
is no reason why anybody should cross the street and get himself a shave and
haircut,  or  even a sirloin steak. Men, buy yourselves a  gun and kill each
other off! Wipe this street out of my mind for ever -  it hasn't an ounce of
meaning in it.
     The same  day, after nightfall.  Still plugging on, digging deeper  and
deeper into the South. I'm coming away from a little  town by  a  short road
leading to the highway. Suddenly I hear footsteps behind me and soon a young
man passes me on the trot, breathing heavily and cursing with all his might.
I  stand  there a moment, wondering what it's all  about. I hear another man
coming on the  trot; he's an  older man and he's carrying a gun. He breathes
fairly easy, and  not a word out of  his trap. Just as he comes in view  the
moon  breaks through the clouds and I catch a good look at his  face. He's a
man hunter.  I stand back  as the others  come up behind  him. I'm trembling
with fear. It's the sheriff, I  hear a man say, and  he's  going to get him.
Horrible.  I move on towards the highway waiting to hear the  shot that will
end it all. I hear nothing  - just this heavy breathing of the young man and
the quick eager steps of the mob following behind the sheriff. Just as I get
near the main road a man steps out of the darkness and comes over to me very
quietly. "Where yer goin', son," he says, quiet like  and almost tenderly. I
stammer out something about the next town. "Better stay right here, son," he
says. I didn't say another word. I  let him take me back into town  and hand
me over like  a thief. I lay on the floor  with  about fifty other blokes. I
had a marvellous sexual dream which ended with the guillotine.
     I  plug on ... It's just as hard to go back as to go  forward.  I don't
have the feeling of being an  American citizen any more. The part of America
I came from, where I had some rights, where I felt free, 

is

 so far behind me
that it's beginning to get fuzzy in my memory. I feel  as  though some one's
got a gun against my back  all the time. Keep moving, is all I seem to hear.
If a man talks  to me  I try not to seem too intelligent. I  try  to pretend
that I am vitally interested in the crops, in the weather, in the elections.
If I  stand  and stop  they look at me,  whites  and  blacks -  they look me
through  and through  as though  I were juicy  and edible. I've got to  walk
another thousand miles or so  as though I  had  a deep purpose, as  though I
were really going somewhere.  I've got to  look sort of grateful, too,  that
nobody has yet taken a fancy to plug me. It's depressing and exhilarating at
the same time. You're a marked man - and nobody pulls the  trigger. They let
you  walk  unmolested  right into  the Gulf of Mexico where  you  can  drown
yourself.
     Yes  sir, I reached the Gulf of  Mexico and I  walked right into it and
drowned myself.  I did it gratis. When they fished the corpse out they found
it was marked F.O.B. Myrtle Avenue,  Brooklyn; it was returned C.O.D. When I
was asked later why I had killed  myself I could only think to say - 

because
I wanted to electrify the  cosmos!

 I meant by that a very simple thing  -The
Delaware, Lackawanna and Western had been electrified, the Seaboard Air Line
had been  electrified, but  the soul of man was still in the  covered  wagon
stage. I was  born  in the midst of  civilization and  I  accepted  it  very
naturally - what else was there to do? But the joke was that nobody else was
taking it seriously.  I was  the only man  in the  community who  was  truly
civilized. There was no place for me - as yet. And yet the books I read, the
music I  heard  assured  me, that there  were other  men  in the world  like
myself.  I had to go and drown myself in the Gulf of Mexico in order to have
an excuse for continuing this pseudo-civilized  existence. I had  to delouse
myself of my spiritual body, as it were.
     When I woke up  to  the fact that as far as the scheme of things goes I
was less than dirt I really became  quite happy. I quickly lost all sense of
responsibility. And if it weren't  for the fact that my friends got tired of
lending me money I might have gone  on  indefinitely  pissing the time away.
The world was like a  museum to me: I saw nothing to do  but  eat  into this
marvellous  chocolate layer cake which the men of the past had dumped on our
hands. It annoyed everybody to see the way I enjoyed myself. Their logic was
that art was very beautiful, oh yes, indeed, but you must work for a  living
and then you will find that you are too tired to think about art. But it was
when I threatened to add a layer or two on my own account to this marvellous
chocolate layer cake that they blew up on me. That was the  finishing touch.
That meant I was definitely crazy. First I was  considered to  be a  useless
member of  society;  then  for  a  time  I  was  found  to  be  a  reckless,
happy-go-lucky  corpse with a tremendous appetite; now I  had become  crazy.

(Listen, you bastard, you find yourself a job.

.. 

we're through with you

!) In
a way it was refreshing this change of  front. I could feel the wind blowing
through  the corridors. At least "we" were no  longer  becalmed. It was war,
and as a  corpse I was just fresh enough to have a little  fight left in me.
War is revivifying. War stirs the blood. It  was in the midst  of the  world
war, which I had forgotten about, that  this change of heart  took place.  I
got myself married overnight, to demonstrate to all and sundry that I didn't
give a fuck one way or the other. Getting married was O.K. in their minds. I
remember that,  on the  strength  of the  announcement,  I raised five bucks
immediately. My friend MacGregor paid for the  licence and even paid for the
shave  and  haircut which  he insisted  I  go through with in  order  to get
married. They said you couldn't go  without  being shaved; I didn't see  any
reason why you couldn't get  hitched  up  without a  shave and  haircut, but
since it didn't cost me anything I submitted to  it.  It  was interesting to
see how  everybody was eager to contribute something to our maintenance. All
of  a  sudden, just because I had shown  a  bit of sense, they came flocking
around us - and couldn't  they do this and couldn't they do  that for us? Of
course the  assumption was that now I would  surely be going to work, now  I
would see that life is serious business. It  never  occurred to them that  I
might let my  wife  work  for  me. I was really very  decent  to her in  the
beginning. I wasn't a slave driver. All I asked for was carfare -to hunt for
the mythical job - and a little pin money for cigarettes, movies, et cetera.
The important things, such as books, music albums, gramophones,  porterhouse
steaks  and such like  I found  we  could  get on credit, now  that  we were
married. The instalment  plan  had been invented expressly for guys like me.
The down payment was easy - the rest I left to Providence.  One has to live,
they were always saying. Now, by God, that's what I said to myself - 

One has
to  live I Live first andpay afterwards.

 If 

I

 saw an overcoat I liked I went
in and bought it. I would buy it a  little in advance of the season too,  to
show that I was a serious-minded chap. Shit, I was a  married man and soon I
would probably  be a father - I was entitled  to a winter overcoat at least,
no? And when I had the overcoat I thought of stout  shoes  to go with it - a
pair of thick cordevans  such  as I had wanted  all my life but  never could
afford. And when it grew  bitter cold  and  I was out looking  for the job I
used to get terribly hungry sometimes - it's really  healthy going  out like
that  day after  day prowling about the city in rain and snow  and  wind and
hail - and so now and then  I'd drop in to a cosy  tavern and order myself a
juicy porterhouse steak with onions and French  fried  potatoes. I  took out
life  insurance and  accident insurance too  -  it's important, when  you're
married,  to  do things like that, so they told me. Supposing  I should drop
dead one day  - what then? I remember the guy  telling me that, in  order to
clinch his argument. I had already  told  him  I would  sign up, but he must
have forgotten it. I had said, yes, immediately, out of force of  habit, but
as I say, he had evidently  overlooked it - or else it  was against the code
to  sign a man up until you had delivered the full sales talk. Anyway, I was
just getting ready to ask him how long it would take before you could make a
loan on the  policy when he popped the hypothetical  question: 

Supposing you
should drop dead one day - what then?

 I guess he thought I was a  little off
my nut the  way I  laughed at that. I laughed until the tears rolled down my
face. Finally he said - "I don't see that I said anything so funny." "Well,"
I said, getting serious for a moment, "take a good look at me. Now  tell me,
do you  think I'm the sort of fellow who gives a fuck what happens once he's
dead?"  He was quite taken aback by this, apparently, because the next thing
he said was: "I don't think that's a very ethical  attitude. Mr. Miller. I'm
sure you wouldn't want your wife to ..." "Listen," I said, "supposing I told
you I don't give a fuck what happens to my wife when I die - what then?" And
since this  seemed to injure his ethical susceptibilities still more I added
for good measure  - "As  far  as I'm  concerned  you  don't  have to pay the
insurance when  I croak  - I'm only doing  this  to make you feel good.  I'm
trying to help the world along, don't you see? You've got to  live,  haven't
you? Well, I'm just putting a little  food in your mouth, that's all. If you
have anything else to sell, trot  it out. I buy anything  that  sounds good.
I'm a buyer not a seller. I like to see people looking happy -  that's why I
buy  things.  Now listen, how much  did you say that would come to per week?
Fifty-seven cents? Fine. What's fifty-seven cents? You see that piano - that
comes to about 39 cents a week,  I think. Look around you ... everything you
see costs so much a  week.  You say, 

if I should  die,  what then ?

  Do  you
suppose I'm going  to die on all these people?  That  would be a  hell of  a
joke.  No,  I'd rather have them come and take the things away - if I  can't
pay  for them, I  mean..." He  was fidgeting about  and  there was  a rather
glassy stare  in  his  eye,  I thought.  "Excuse me,"  I said,  interrupting
myself, "but wouldn't you like to have a little drink - to wet the  policy?"
He  said he thought  not,  but I  insisted, and besides, I hadn't signed the
papers  yet and my urine would have  to be examined and approved of and  all
sorts of stamps and seals would  have to be affixed new all that crap by
heart - so I thought  we might have a little  snifter first and in that  way
protract the serious business, because honestly, buying  insurance or buying
anything was a real pleasure to me  and gave me the feeling that  I was just
like every other  citizen, 

a  man, what!

  and not  a monkey. So I got  out a
bottle of  sherry (which  is all that was allowed  me), and I poured  out  a
generous glassful for him,  thinking to  myself that it was  fine to see the
sherry going because maybe the next time they'd buy something better for me.
"I used  to sell insurance  too once upon a time," I said, raising the glass
to my lips. "Sure, I can sell anything. The only thing is - I'm lazy. Take a
day like to-day - isn't it  nicer to be indoors, reading a book or listening
to the phonograph? Why should  I go out and hustle for an insurance company?
If I had been working to-day you wouldn't have caught me in -isn't that  so?
No,  I think it's better to take it easy  and help people out when they come
along... like with you, for instance. It's  much nicer to buy things than to
sell them, don't you think?  

If you have the money,

 of course! In this house
we don't need much money. As I was saying, the piano comes to about 39 cents
a week, or forty-two maybe, and the ..."
     "Excuse  me, Mr Miller," he interrupted, "but don't you think  we ought
to get down to signing these papers?"
     "Why, of course,"  I said cheerfully. "Did you bring them all with you?
Which one do you think we ought to sign first? By the way, you haven't got a
fountain pen you'd like to sell me, have you?"
     "Just sign right  here," he said, pretending to ignore my remarks. "And
here, that's  it. Now then,  Mr.  Miller,  I think  I'll say good day -  and
you'll be hearing from the company in a few days."
     "Better make it sooner," I remarked, leading him to  the door, "because
I might change my mind and commit suicide."
     "Why, of course, why yes,  Mr. Miller, certainly we will. Good day now,
good day!"
     Of course the instalment plan breaks down eventually, even if you're an
assiduous  buyer  such  as  I  was.  I  certainly did my  best  to  keep the
manufacturers  and  the advertising  men  of America  busy,  but  they  were
disappointed in  me it seems. Everybody was disappointed in  me.  .But there
was  one man in particular who was more  disappointed in me than any one and
that was a man  who  had really made an effort to befriend me and whom I had
let  down. I think of  him and the way he took me  on as  his assistant - so
readily and graciously -  because later, when I was hiring and firing like a
42 horse calibre revolver, I was betrayed right and left myself, but by that
time I had  become so inoculated that it didn't matter a damn.  But this man
had gone out of his way to show me that he believed in me. He was the editor
of a catalogue for a great mail order house.  It was  an enormous compendium
of horse-shit which was put out once a year and which took the whole year to
make  ready. I hadn't the  slightest  idea what  it was  all about and why I
dropped  into his  office  that day  I don't  know, unless it was because  I
wanted to get warm, as I had been knocking about the docks all day trying to
get a job as a checker or some damned thing. It was cosy in his office and I
made him a long speech so as to get thawed out.  I didn't know  what job  to
ask for - just a job, I said. He was a sensitive man and very kind- hearted.
He seemed  to  guess that I was a writer, or wanted to  be a writer, because
soon he was asking me what I liked  to read and what  was my opinion of this
writer and that writer.  It  just happened that I had a list of books  in my
pocket - books I was searching  for at the public library - and so I brought
it out  and  showed it  to him. "Great Scott!" he  exclaimed, "do you really
read these books?" I modestly shook my head in the affirmative,  and then as
often happened to me  when I was touched off by some silly remark like that,
I began to talk about Hamsun's 

Mysteries

 which I had just been reading. From
then on the man was like putty in my hands. When he asked me if I would like
to be his assistant he apologized for offering me such a lowly position;  he
said I could take my time learning the ins-and-outs of  the job, he was sure
it  would be  a  

cach(?)

  for me. And then he asked me if he couldn't
lend  me some money, out of his own pocket until I got paid.  Before I could
say yes  or no he had fished out a  twenty  dollar bill and thrust  it in my
hand. Naturally I was touched. I was ready to work like a son of a bitch for
him. Assistant editor -  it sounded  quite good, especially to the creditors
in the neighbourhood. And for a while I was so happy to be eating roast beef
and chicken  and  tenderloins of pork  that I  pretended I  liked  the  job.
Actually it was difficult for me  to keep awake. What I had to  learn  I had
learned  in  a week's time. And  after  that? After  that I saw myself doing
penal servitude for life. In order to make the best of  it I whiled away the
time writing stories and essays and long letters to my friends. Perhaps they
thought  I was  writing  up new  ideas for the company, because for quite  a
while nobody paid any attention to  me. I thought it was a wonderful  job. I
had almost  the  whole  day to myself,  for my  writing, having  learned  to
dispose of the company's work in about an hour's time. I was so enthusiastic
about my own private work that I gave orders to my underlings not to disturb
me except at stipulated moments.  I  was  sailing  along like  a breeze, the
company  paying  me  regularly  and the slave-drivers  doing the work  I had
mapped out  for  them, when  one  day, just  when  I am in the  midst  of an
important essay on 

The Anti-Christ,

 a man whom I had never seen before walks
up  to my desk, bends over my shoulder,  and in  a  sarcastic tone  of voice
begins  to  read aloud what I had just written. I didn't need to inquire who
he  was or what he was up to - the only thought  in  my head was, and that I
repeated to  myself frantically - 

Will I get  an  extra week's pay ?

 When it
came  time to  bid  good-bye to my benefactor  I  felt a little  ashamed  of
myself, particularly when he said, right off the bat like -  "I tried to get
you an extra week's  pay  but they  wouldn't hear of it.  I wish  there  was
something I could  do for  you -  you're only standing in  your own way, you
know.  To tell the truth, I still have  the greatest faith  in you - but I'm
afraid you're going to have a hard time of it, for a while. You don't fit in
anywhere.  Some  day  you'll make  a great  writer, I feel sure of it. Well,
excuse  me," he  added, shaking  hands with me warmly, "I've got  to see the
boss. Good luck to you!"
     I felt a bit cut up about the  incident. I.wished it had been  possible
to prove to him  then and there  that  his  faith was justified. I  wished I
could have justified myself before the whole  world at that  moment: I would
have jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge if it would have convinced people that I
wasn't a heartless son of a bitch. I had a heart as big as a whale, as I was
soon to prove, but  nobody was examining into my heart.  Everybody was being
let down hard  - not only  the instalment  companies, but  the landlord, the
butcher, the baker, the  gas, water and  electricity  devils, 

everybody.

  If
only  I could get to  believe in this business of work!  To save  my  life I
couldn't  see it. I could only see that people were  working their balls off
because they didn't  know  any better.  I  thought of the  speech I had made
which  won me the job.  In some ways I was very much like Herr Nagel myself.
No telling from minute to minute what I would do. No knowing whether I was a
monster or a saint Like so many wonderful men  of our time. Herr Nagel was a
desperate  man -  and it was  this  very desperation  which made him such  a
likeable chap. Hamsun didn't know what to make of this character himself: he
knew he  existed, and he  knew that there was something more to him  than  a
mere buffoon and  a mysrifier. I  think he loved  Herr Nagel  more  than any
other   character  he  created.  And  why?   Because  Herr  Nagel  was   the
unacknowledged  saint which  every artist  is  -  the man  who  is ridiculed
because his solutions,  which  are truly profound, seem  too simple for  the
world. No man 

wants

 to be an artist -  he is driven to it because the  world
refuses  to  recognize  his proper  leadership.  Work meant  nothing  to me,
because the  real  work  to be done was being evaded. People  regarded me as
lazy  and  shiftless,  but  on  the  contrary  I was  an  exceedingly active
individual. Even  if  it was just  hunting  for a piece  of tail,  that  was
something, and  well worth while, especially if compared  to other forms  of
activity  -such as  making  buttons  or  turning  screws, or  even  removing
appendixes. And why did people listen to me so readily when  I applied for a
job? Why did they find me entertaining? For the reason, no doubt, that I had
always spent my time profitably. I brought them gifts - from my hours at the
public library, from my idle ramblings through the streets, from my intimate
experiences  with women, from my afternoons at the burlesque, from my visits
to the museum and the art  galleries. Had I been a dud,  just a  poor honest
bugger who wanted to work his  balls off  for so much a week,  they wouldn't
have  offered me the jobs they did, nor would they have handed me cigars  or
taken me to lunch or loaned me money as they frequently did. I must have had
something to offer  which perhaps unknowingly they prized beyond  horsepower
or  technical  ability. I  didn't  know  myself what it was,  because  I had
neither pride, nor vanity, nor  envy. About the big  issues I  was dear, but
confronted by the petty details of life I  was  bewildered. I had to witness
this same bewilderment on a colossal scale before I could grasp what  it was
all  about Ordinary men  are  often  quicker  in  sizing  up  the  practical
situation:  their ego is commensurate  with the demands made  upon  it:  the
world is  not  very different from what they imagine it to be. But a man who
is completely out  of step with the rest of  the  world  is either suffering
from a colossal inflation  of his  ego or else the ego is so submerged as to
be practically non-existent. Herr  Nagel  had to dive  off the  deep end  in
search of his true ego; his existence was a mystery, to himself and to every
one else. I couldn't afford to leave things hanging  in  suspense that way -
the  mystery  was too intriguing.  Even  if I  had to  rub myself like a cat
against every human being I encountered, I was going to get to the bottom of
it. Rub long enough and hard enough and the spark will come!
     The hibernation of animals, the suspension of life practised by certain
low forms  of life, the marvellous vitality of the bedbug which lies in wait
endlessly behind the wallpaper, the trance of the Yogi, the catalepsy of the
pathologic  individual, the mystic's  union with the cosmos, the immortality
of cellular life, all these things the  artist learns in order to awaken the
world at  the propitious moment.  The  artist belongs to the  X root race of
man;  he is the spiritual microbe, as it were, which carries  over from  one
root race to another. He is not  crushed by  misfortune, because he is not a
part  of the physical, racial  scheme of  things.  His appearance is  always
synchronous with catastrophe and dissolution; he is the cyclical being which
lives in the epicycle. The  experience which he  acquires is never  used for
personal ends;  it serves  the larger purpose to which he is geared. Nothing
is lost on him, however trifling. If he is interrupted for twenty-five years
in the reading of  a  book he can go on  from the page where he left off  as
though nothing had  happened in between. Everything that happens in between,
which  is "life" to  most people, is  merely an interruption in  his forward
round. The  eternality of his work, when he expresses himself, is merely the
reflection of the automatism  of life in which he is obliged to lie dormant,
a sleeper on the back of sleep,  waiting for the  signal which will announce
the  moment of birth. This is the big issue, and this was always dear to me,
even when I denied it. The dissatisfaction which drives one on from one word
to  another,  one  creation to  another,  is  simply  a protest against  the
futility of postponement. The  more  awake one becomes, an artistic microbe,
the less desire  one has to do anything. Fully awake, everything is just and
there is no need to come out of the trance. Action, as expressed in creating
a work of art, is a concession to the automatic principle of death. Drowning
myself in the Gulf of Mexico I  was  able to partake of an active life which
would permit  the real self to hibernate  a  until I was  ripe to be born. I
understood it perfectly, though I  acted blindly and confusedly. I swam back
to the stream of human activity until I got to the source of all  action and
there muscled in, calling myself personnel  director of a telegraph company,
and allowed  the tide  of humanity to  wash over  me like great white-capped
breakers. All  this active life, preceding the final act of desperation, led
me from doubt  to doubt, blinding me more and more to the  real  self which,
like  a  continent  choked  with  the  evidences of  a  great  and  thriving
civilization, had already sunk  beneath the surface of the sea. The colossal
ego  was  submerged, and what  people observed moving frantically  above the
surface was the  periscope of  the soul searching for its target. Everything
that came within range had to be destroyed, if I were ever to rise again and
ride the waves. This monster which rose now and then to fix  its target with
deadly aim, which dove again and roved and plundered ceaselessly would, when
the  time  came, rise for the  last time to reveal  itself  as an ark, would
gather unto itself a pair  of each kind and at last, when the floods abated,
would settle down on the summit of a lofty mountain peak thence to open wide
its  doors and  return  to  the  world what  had  been  preserved  from  the
catastrophe.
     If  I shudder  now and then, when I think of my active life,  if I have
nightmares,  possibly it is  because I  think of all  the  men I robbed  and
murdered in  my day sleep. I  did everything which my nature  bade me to do.
Nature is eternally whispering in one's ear - "if you would survive you must
kill!" Being human,  you kill not like the animal but automatically, and the
killing  is disguised  and its ramifications  are endless,  so that you kill
without even thinking about it, you kill  without need. The  men who are the
most honoured are the greatest killers. They believe that  they are  serving
their  fellowmen,  and  they  are  sincere  in believing  so, but  they  are
heartless murderers and at moments, when they come awake, they realize their
crimes  and perform frantic, quixotic acts of goodness  in order to  expiate
their guilt. The goodness of man stinks more than the  evil which is in him,
for  the  goodness  is  not yet  acknowledged,  not  an  affirmation  of the
conscious  self.  Being  pushed over the  precipice,  it is easy at the last
moment to surrender all one's possessions, to turn and extend a last embrace
to all who are left behind. How are we to stop the blind rush? How are we to
stop the automatic process, each one pushing the other over the precipice?
     As I sat at my desk, over which  I had put up a sign  reading  "Do  not
abandon  all hope  ye who enter here!" - as I sat there saying Yes, No, Yes,
No, I realized, with a  despair that was turning to white frenzy, that I was
a puppet in whose hands society  had placed  a gatling gun. If I performed a
good  deed it was  no different, ultimately, than if  I had  performed a bad
deed.  I was  like an  equals  sign  through  which  the algebraic swarm  of
humanity was passing. I was a  rather important,  active equals sign, like a
general in time of war, but no matter how competent I were to become I could
never change into a plus or a minus sign. Nor could any one  else, as far as
I could  determine.  Our  whole  life  was  built up on  this  principle  of
equation. The integers  had become symbols which were shuffled about in  the
interests of death. Pity, despair, passion, hope,  courage  - these were the
temporal refractions caused by looking  at equations from varying angles. To
stop the  endless juggling by  turning  one's  back on it,  or by facing  it
squarely and writing about it, would be no help either. In a hall of mirrors
there is no way to turn your back  on yourself. 

I will not do this

... 

I will
do some other thing I

 Very good. But can you do nothing at all? Can you stop
thinking about not doing anything? Can  you stop dead, and without thinking,
radiate the truth which you know? That was the idea which lodged in the back
of my  head  and  which  burned  and burned,  and perhaps  when  I  was most
expansive most radiant with energy, most sympathetic, most willing, helpful,
sincere,  good,  it  was  this  fixed idea  which  was shining  through, and
automatically  I  was saying - "why, don't mention it ... nothing at  all, I
assure  you ... no, please don't  thank me.  it's  nothing," etc. etc.  From
firing the gun so many hundreds of times  a day perhaps I didn't even notice
the detonations any  more; perhaps I thought I  was opening pigeon traps and
filling the sky with milky white  fowl. Did you ever see a synthetic monster
on the screen, a  Frankenstein realized in  flesh and blood? Can you imagine
how he might be trained to pull a trigger and see pigeons flying at the same
time? Frankenstein is not a myth: Frankenstein is  a very real creation born
of the personal experience of a sensitive human being. The monster is always
more  real when it does not  assume the proportions of  flesh and blood. The
monster of the screen is nothing compared to the monster of the imagination;
even the existent  pathologic monsters  who find their  way into  the police
station are  but  feeble demonstrations  of the monstrous reality  which the
pathologist  lives with. But  to be  the monster and the pathologist  at the
same time - that  is  reserved for certain species of men  who, disguised as
artists,  are  supremely aware that  sleep  is an even  greater danger  than
insomnia.  In order not to  fall asleep, in order not to  become victims  of
that insomnia which is  called "living", they resort to  the drug of putting
words  together endlessly.  This  is  

not

  an automatic  process,  they say,
because there is always present the illusion that they can stop it  at will.
But they cannot  stop; they  have  only  succeeded in creating an  illusion,
which is perhaps a feeble something, but it is far from being wide awake and
neither  active nor inactive. 

I  wanted to be wide awake  without talking or
writing  about it,  in order  to accept  life absolutely.

  I  mentioned  the
archaic men in the remote places of the world with who, I  was communicating
frequently. Why did I think these "savages" more capable of understanding me
than the men  and women  who surrounded  me? Was I crazy to  believe  such a
thing?  I don't think so in the least.  These  "savages" are  the degenerate
remnants  of earlier races of man who,  I believe, must have had  a  greater
hold on reality. The immortality  of the  race is constantly before oar eyes
in these specimens  of the past who linger on in withered splendour. Whether
the human race is immortal or not is not my concern, but the vitality of the
race  does  mean  something to me,  and  that it should be active or dormant
means even  more. As the vitality of the new race banks down the vitality of
the old  races manifests itself to the waking mind with  greater and greater
significance. The  vitality of  the old races lingers on even in death,  but
the vitality of  the  new  race  which is  about  to die  seems already non-
existent. 

If a man were taking a swarming hive of bees to the river to drown
them

... That was the image I carried about in me.  If  only I were  the man,
and not  the bee! In some vague, inexplicable way I knew that I 

was

 the man,
that I would  not be drowned  in the  hive, like the others. Always, when we
came forwards in a group  I was  signalled to stand  apart; from birth I was
favoured that way, and,  no matter  what tribulations I went through, I knew
they were not fatal or lasting. Also, another strange thing took place in me
whenever I was called to stand forth. I  knew that I was superior to the man
who was  summoning  me!  The tremendous humility which  I practised  was not
hypocritical  but a  condition provoked by  the realization  of  the fateful
character of the  situation. The  intelligence which  I possessed, even as a
stripling, frightened me; it was the  intelligence  of  a "savage", which is
always superior to that of civilized men in that it is more  adequate to the
exigencies  of circumstance. It is a 

life

 intelligence, even though life has
seemingly passed them by. I felt almost as if I had been shot forward into a
round of existence which for  the rest  of mankind had  not yet attained its
full  rhythm. I was  obliged to mark time if I were to remain  with them and
not be shunted  off to another sphere of existence. On the other hand, I was
in  many ways  lower than the human beings about me. It was as  though I had
come out of the fires of hell not entirely purged. I had still  a tail and a
pair of  horns, and when my  passions were  aroused  I breathed a sulphurous
poison which was annihilating. I was always called a "lucky devil". The good
that happened to me was called "luck", and the evil was always regarded as a
result of my  shortcomings. Rather, as the fruit of my blindness. Rarely did
any one ever spot the evil in me! I was as adroit, in  this  respect, as the
devil himself. But that I was  frequently blind, everybody  could  see that.
And at  such times I was left alone, shunned, like the devil himself. Then I
left the  world, returned to the  fires of hell - voluntarily. These comings
and  goings  are  as  real  to  me,  more real, in  fact, than anything that
happened in  between. The friends who think  they know me know nothing about
me  for the reason that the real me  changed hands countless times.  Neither
the  men who thanked me, nor the men who cursed me, knew with whom they were
dealing.  Nobody ever got on to  a  solid footing  with  me,  because  I was
constantly liquidating  my  personality. I  was  keeping what  is called the
"personality" in abeyance for the moment  when, leaving  it to coagulate, it
would  adopt a proper human rhythm. I  was hiding my  face  until the moment
when I would find myself in step with the  world. All this was, of course, a
mistake. Even  the  role of artist  is worth  adopting,  while marking time.
Action is important, even if it entails futile activity. One should not  say
Yes, No,  Yes,  No,  even seated in  the  highest place.  One  should not be
drowned in the human tidal wave, even for the sake of becoming a Master. One
must  beat with  his own rhythm - at  any price. I accumulated  thousands of
years  of  experience in a few  short years, but the experience  was  wasted
because I had no need of it. I had already been crucified and  marked by the
cross; I had  been born free of the need to suffer - and yet I knew no other
way  to struggle forward than  to  repeat the drama. All my intelligence was
against  it. Suffering is futile, my intelligence told me over and over, but
I went on suffering 

voluntarily.

 Suffering has  never taught me a thing; for
others it may  still  be necessary, but for  me  it is nothing more than  an
algebraic demonstration of spiritual inadaptability. The  whole  drama which
the  man of today  is acting out through suffering does not exist for me: it
never  did,   actually.   All   my   Calvaries   were   rosy   crucifixions,
pseudo-tragedies to  keep the  fires of hell burning  brightly  for the real
sinners who are in danger of being forgotten.
     Another thing ... the mystery which enveloped  my behaviour grew deeper
the nearer I came to the circle of uterine relatives.  The mother from whose
loins  I sprang was a  complete stranger to me. To begin  with, after giving
birth  to me  she gave  birth to  my sister, whom I  usually refer to  as my
brother. My sister  was a sort  of harmless monster,  an angel who had  been
given the body of an  idiot. It gave me a strange feeling,  as a  boy, to be
growing  up and developing side by  side with this  being  who was doomed to
remain all her life a mental dwarf. It was impossible to be a brother to her
because  it  was  impossible  to regard this atavistic hulk of a body  as  a
"sister".  She  would  have  functioned  perfectly,  I  imagine,  among  the
Australian primitives. She might even have been raised to power and eminence
among them,  for, as I said, she  was the essence of  goodness, she  knew no
evil. But so far as living the civilized life goes she was helpless; she not
only had no desire to kill but she had no desire to thrive at the expense of
others. She  was incapacitated for work, because even if they  had been able
to  train her  to  make caps  for  high explosives,  for  example, she might
absent-mindedly  throw her wages  in the river  on the way home or she might
give them  to  a beggar in the street. Often in my presence  she was whipped
like  a  dog  for  having  performed some  beautiful act  of  grace  in  her
absent-mindedness, as  they called  it. Nothing  was worse, I learned  as  a
child,  than  to  do  a  good deed  without reason.  I had received the same
punishment  as  my sister,  in the beginning,  because  I too had a habit of
giving things away,  especially new things which had  just been  given me. I
had even received a bearing once, at the age of five, for having  advised my
mother to cut a wart off  her finger.  She had asked  me what to do about it
one day and, with my limited knowledge of medicine, I told her to cut it off
with  scissors, which she did, like an idiot. A few days later she got blood
poisoning and then she got hold of me and she said -  "you told me to cut it
off, didn't you?" and she gave me a sound thrashing. From that day on I knew
that I was born in the  wrong  household. From that  day  on I learned  like
lightning. Talk about adaptation!  By the time I was ten I had lived out the
whole theory of evolution. And there I  was, evolving through all the phases
of  animal life and yet chained  to this creature called my "sister" who was
evidently a primitive being and who would  never, even at the age of ninety,
arrive  at  a  comprehension  of  the alphabet Instead of  growing up like a
stalwart tree I began to lean to  one side,  in complete defiance of the law
of  gravity. Instead of shooting  out  limbs and  leaves I  grew windows and
turrets. The whole being, as it grew, was turning into stone, and the higher
I  shot up the more I defied the  law of gravity. I was  a phenomenon in the
midst of the landscape, but one which attracted  people and elicited praise.
If the mother who  bore us had only made another effort perhaps a marvellous
white buffalo  might have been  born  and the  three of  us  might have been
permanently installed in a  museum and protected for life. The conversations
which took place between the  leaning tower of Pisa,  the whipping post, the
snorting machine and the pterodactyl in human flesh were, to  say the least,
a bit queer. Anything might be the subject  of conversation - a  bread crumb
which  the  "sister" had overlooked in brushing  the tablecloth or  Joseph's
coat  of many colours which,  in the  old man's tailoring brain, might  have
been  either double-breasted  or  cutaway or  frock. If I  came from the ice
pond, where  I  had been skating  all afternoon, the important thing was not
the  ozone  which  I  had  breathed   free  of  charge,  nor  the  geometric
convolutions which  were strengthening my  muscles, but  the little  spot of
rust  under  the  clamps  which,  if  not  rubbed  off   immediately,  might
deteriorate the  whole  skate  and  bring  about  the  dissolution  of  some
pragmatic value which  was incomprehensible  to my prodigal turn of thought.
This  little  rust spot, to take a  trifling example, might entrain the most
hallucinating results. Perhaps the "sister", in searching  for  the kerosene
can,  might  overturn the jar  of prunes  which  were being  stewed and thus
endanger  all our  lives  by  robbing  us  of the required  calories  in the
morrow's  meal.  A severe  beating  would  have to be  given,  not in anger,
because  that  would  disturb the  digestive  apparatus,  but  silently  and
efficiently,  as a chemist would beat up the white  of an egg in preparation
for a minor analysis. But the  "sister", not understanding  the prophylactic
nature of the  punishment, would give vent to the most bloodcurdling screams
and this  would  so affect the old man that he would .go out for a walk  and
return two or  three hours later blind drunk and, what was worse, scratching
a little paint off the rolling doors in his blind staggers. The little piece
of  paint that had been chipped off would bring on a battle  royal which was
very  bad for my  dream life, because  in my dream life I frequently changed
places  with  my  sister,  accepting  the tortures inflicted  upon  her  and
nourishing them with my supersensitive brain. It was in these dreams, always
accompanied by the sound of glass breaking, of  shrieks,  curses, groans and
sobs, that I gathered an unformulated knowledge of the ancient mysteries, of
the rites of initiation, of the transmigration of souls and so on. It  might
begin with a scene from real life - the sister standing by the blackboard in
the kitchen, the mother towering over her with  a ruler, saying  two and two
makes how much? and the sister screaming 

five

. Bang!  

no,  seven.

 Bang!  

no,
thirteen, eighteen

 as 

twenty!

  I  would be  sitting at  the table,  doing my
lessons, just in real life during  these scenes, when by a  slight twist  or
squirm, perhaps as  I saw the ruler come down on the sister's face, suddenly
I would be in another realm where glass  was  unknown, as it was unknown  to
the Kickapoos or the Lenni-Lenapi. The faces of those about me were familiar
- they were my uterine relatives who, for some mysterious reason, failed  to
recognize me in this  new ambiance. They were garbed in black and the colour
of their skin was ash  grey, like that of the Tibetan devils.  They were all
fitted  out with knives and other  instruments of  torture; they belonged to
the caste of sacrificial butchers. I seemed to have absolute liberty and the
authority of  a god, and yet by some capricious turn of events the end would
be that I'd be lying on the sacrificial block and one of my charming uterine
relatives would  be bending  over  me with a  gleaming  knife to cut  out my
heart. In sweat and  terror I would  begin to recite "my lessons" in a high,
screaming voice, faster and faster, as  I felt the  knife  searching  for my
heart. Two and two is four,  five and  five is ten, earth, air, fire, water,
Monday,  Tuesday,  Wednesday, hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen, Meocene, Pleocene,
Eocene,  the  Father,  the  Son,  the  Holy  Ghost,  Asia,  Africa,  Europe,
Australia, red, blue, yellow, the sorrel,  the  persimmon,  the  pawpaw, the
catalpa  ..  

.faster  and faster.

..  Odin,  Wotan,  Parsifal,  King  Alfred,
Frederick  the   Great,  the  Hanseatic  League,  the  Battle  of  Hastings,
Thermopylae, 1492,1786,  18l2, Admiral Farragut, Pickett's charge. The Light
Brigade, we are  gathered here today, the Lord is my shepherd,  I shall not,
one and  indivisible,  no, 16, no, 27, help! murder!  police! - and  yelling
louder and louder and going faster and faster I go completely off my nut and
there  is  no more  pain, no more terror,  even though they  are piercing me
everywhere with knives. Suddenly I am absolutely  calm and the body which is
lying  on the block,  which they are  still  gouging with glee  and ecstasy,
feels nothing  because  I, the owner of  it,  have  escaped. I have become a
tower  of  stone  which  leans over the scene and  watches  with  scientific
interest. I have only  to succumb to the law  of gravity and  I will fall on
them and obliterate them. But I do not succumb to the law of gravity because
I am too fascinated  by  the horror of it all. I am so fascinated,  in fact,
that I grow more and more windows.  And as  the  light penetrates the  stone
interior of my being I can  feel that  my roots, which are in the earth, are
alive  and that I shall one day be able to remove myself at will  from  this
trance in which I am fixed.
     So  much for  the dream,  in  which  I  am helplessly  rooted.  But  in
actuality, when the dear uterine relatives come, I am as free  as a bird and
darting to and  fro like a magnetic needle. If they ask me a question I give
them five answers, each of which is better than the other; if they ask me to
play a waltz I play a double-breasted sonata for  the left hand; if they ask
me to help  myself to another leg of chicken I dean  up the plate,  dressing
and all; if they urge me to go out and play in the street I go out and in my
enthusiasm I cut  my cousin's head  open with a tin can: if they threaten to
give me a thrashing I say go to it, I don't mind! If they pat me on the head
for my good progress at school I spit on the floor to show that I have still
something to learn. I do everything they wish me to do 

plus.

 If they wish me
to be quiet and say nothing I become as quiet as  a rock: I  don't hear when
they speak to  me, I don't  move when I'm  touched,  I  don't cry  when  I'm
pinched, I don't budge when I'm pushed. If they complain that I'm stubborn I
become as pliant and yielding as rubber. If they wish me to get  fatigued so
that I will not display too much energy I let them give me all kinds of work
to  do and I do the jobs so  thoroughly that I collapse on the floor finally
like  a  sack  of  wheat.  If  they  wish  me  to  be  reasonable  I  become
ultra-reasonable, which drives them crazy. If they wish me to obey I obey to
the  letter,  which  causes  endless confusion.  And all  this  because  the
molecular life of brother-and-sister is incompatible with the atomic weights
which have been allotted us. Because she doesn't grow at all I  grow  like a
mushroom; because she has no personality I become a colossus; because she is
free of evil I become  a thirty-two branched candelabra of evil; because she
demands  nothing  of  any  one  I  demand  everything; because  she inspires
ridicule everywhere  I inspire fear and respect;  because she  is humiliated
and tortured I wreak vengeance upon every one, friend and foe alike; because
she  is  helpless  I  make myself all-powerful.  The gigantism  from which I
suffered was simply the result of an effort to wipe out the  little stain of
rust which had attached itself to the family skate, so to speak. That little
stain of rust under the clamps  made me a champion skater. It made me  skate
so fast and furiously that even when the ice had melted I was still skating,
skating  through  the mud, through asphalt,  through  brooks  and rivers and
melon patches and theories of economics  and so forth. I could skate through
hell, I was that fast and nimble.
     But  all  this  fancy  skating  was of  no  use  - Father  Coxcox,  the
pan-American Noah,  was always  calling me  back to  the  Ark.  Every time I
stopped skating there was a cataclysm  - the earth  opened up  and swallowed
me. I was a brother to every man and at the same time a traitor to myself. I
made the most astounding  sacrifices, only to  find  that  they  were  of no
value. Of what use was it to  prove that  I could be what was expected of me
when  I  did not want to be any of these  things? Every time you come to the
limit of what is demanded of  you, you are faced with  the same problem - to
be yourself! And  with the first step you make in this direction you realize
that there  is neither plus nor minus; you throw  the skates  away and swim.
There  is no suffering any more because there is  nothing which can threaten
your security. And there is no desire to be of help  to others even, because
why rob them of a  privilege which must be  earned? Life stretches out  from
moment  to moment  in stupendous  infinitude. Nothing can be more  real than
what you suppose it to be. Whatever you think the cosmos to be  it is and it
could not possibly  be anything else as long as you are you and I  am I. You
live in the fruits of your action  and  your action is  the harvest of  your
thought. Thought and action are one, because swimming you  are in it and  of
it, and 

it

 is everything you desire it to be, no more, no less. Every stroke
counts for  eternity.  The heating  and  cooling  system is one  system, and
Cancer is  separated  from Capricorn only by  an  imaginary  line. You don't
become ecstatic and you are not plunged into violent  grief; you  don't pray
for  rain, neither do you  dance  a jig. You live like a  happy rock  in the
midst of the ocean: you are fixed while everything about you is in turbulent
motion. You are fixed in a reality which permits the thought that nothing is
fixed,  that  even the happiest and  mightiest rock  will one day be utterly
dissolved and fluid as the ocean from which it was born.
     This is the musical life  which I was approaching by first skating like
a maniac  through all the vestibules and corridors which lead from the outer
to  the inner.  My  struggles never brought me near it, nor did  my  furious
activity,  nor  my rubbing elbows  with  humanity.  All  that  was simply  a
movement from vector  to  vector  in  a circle  which  however the perimeter
expanded, remained withal  parallel to the  realm I speak of.  The  wheel of
destiny  can  be transcended  at any moment  because  at every point of  its
surface it  touches the  real  world  and only a  spark  of illumination  is
necessary  to  bring  about the  miraculous, to  transform the  skater  to a
swimmer  and the swimmer to a rock. The rock is merely an image of  the  act
which stops the futile rotation of the wheel and plunges the being into full
consciousness.  And full consciousness is indeed like an inexhaustible ocean
which  gives itself  to  sun and  moon and also 

includes

 the sun  and  moon.
Everything which  is is  born out of the limitless ocean of light - even the
night.
     Sometimes,  in  the ceaseless  revolutions  of the  wheel,  I caught  a
glimpse of the nature  of  the jump which it was  necessary to make. To jump
dear of the clockwork - that was  the  liberating  thought. To be  something
more, something 

different,

 than the most brilliant maniac of the earth 1 The
story  of man on earth bored me.  Conquest, even the conquest of evil, bored
me. To radiate goodness is marvellous,  because it is  tonic,  invigorating,
vitalizing.  But just 

to be is

 still more  marvellous, because it is endless
and requires  no demonstration. To  be is music,  which is  a profanation of
silence  in the interests of silence, and  therefore beyond  good and  evil.
Music is the manifestation of action without activity. It is the pure act of
creation swimming on its own bosom. Music neither goads nor defends, neither
seeks  nor explains. Music is  the noisdess sound made by the swimmer in the
ocean of consdousness. It is a reward which can only be given by oneself. It
is the gift of the  god  which  one is because he has ceased  thinking about
god. It is an augur of the God which every one will become in due time, when
all that 

is

 will 

be

 beyond imagination.
     
     
CODA

     Not long ago I was walking the  streets of New York. Dear old Broadway.
It was  night and the  sky was an Oriental blue, as blue as the  gold in the
ceiling of the 

Pagode,

 rue de Babylone, when the  machine starts clicking. I
was passing  exactly below the  place  where we first  met. I  stood there a
moment looking up at the red lights in the windows. The music  sounded as it
always  sounded -  light, peppery,  enchanting.  I was  alone and there were
millions of people around me.  It came  over me, as  I  stood there,  that I
wasn't  thinking of her any more; I was thinking  of this book  which  I  am
writing, and the book had  become  more important to me  than  her, than all
that  had happened to us. Will this book be the truth, the  whole truth, and
nothing  but the  truth,  so  help me God?  Plunging  into the crowd again I
wrestled with this question of "truth". For years I have been trying to tell
this  story and always the  question of  truth has weighed upon  me  like  a
nightmare. Time and again I have related to others  the circumstances of our
life, and I have always told the truth. But the truth can also be a lie. The
truth  is  not  enough. Truth  is only the  core  of  a  totality  which  is
inexhaustible.
     I remember the first time we were ever  separated this idea of totality
seized  me  by the  hair.  She  pretended, when  she left  me,  or maybe she
believed it herself,  that  it was necessary  for  our welfare. I knew in my
heart that she was trying to be free of me, but I was  too cowardly to admit
it to myself. But when  I  realized that she could do without me, even for a
limited time, the truth which I had  tried  to shut out began  to grow  with
alarming rapidity. It was more painful than anything I had ever  experienced
before,  but  it was  also healing.  When I was completely emptied, when the
loneliness  had  reached such  a point that it  could  not be  sharpened any
further, I suddenly felt that, to go on  living, this intolerable truth  had
to be  incorporated  into  something  greater  than the  frame  of  personal
misfortune. I felt  that  I had  made an imperceptible  switch into  another
realm, a realm of tougher, more elastic fibre, which the most horrible truth
was powerless to destroy. I sat  down to write her a letter telling her that
I was  so  miserable over the thought of  losing her  that I had decided  to
begin a book  about her, a  book which would immortalize her. It  would be a
book,  I  said,  such  as  no  one  had  ever  seen  before.  I  rambled  on
ecstatically, and in the midst of it I suddenly broke  off to ask myself why
I was so happy.
     Passing beneath the dance hall, thinking again of this book, I realized
suddenly that our life  had come to an end: I realized  that the  book I was
planning was  nothing more than a tomb in which to  bury her -  and  the  me
which had belonged  to her. That was some time  ago, and  ever since I  have
been trying to write it. Why is it so difficult? Why? Because the idea of an
"end" is intolerable to me.
     Truth  lies  in  this  knowledge  of  the  end  which  is ruthless  and
remorseless.  We can  know  the truth and  accept it, or  we  can refuse the
knowledge  of it and neither  die nor be  born  again. In  this manner it is
possible to  live forever,  a negative  life  as solid and complete,  or  as
dispersed and  fragmentary, as  the  atom. And if we  pursue  this road  far
enough, even this atomic eternity  can yield to nothingness and the universe
itself fall apart.
     For years  now I have been  trying to tell this story; each time I have
started  out I have chosen  a different route. I  am  like an explorer  who,
wishing to circumnavigate  the globe, deems it unnecessary  to  carry even a
compass. Moreover, from  dreaming over it so long, the story itself has come
to  resemble a vast, fortified  city, and I who dream  it  over and over, am
outside the  city, a wanderer, arriving before  one gate  after  another too
exhausted to enter. And as with the wanderer, this city in which my story is
situated eludes me  perpetually. Always  in sight  it  nevertheless  remains
unattainable, a  sort of  ghostly citadel floating  in the clouds. From  the
soaring, crenellated battlements  flocks of huge white geese  swoop down  in
steady, wedge-shaped formation. With the tips of their blue-white wings they
brush the  dreams that dazzle my vision. My feet move confusedly;  no sooner
do I gain a foothold than  I am lost again.  I wander  aimlessly, trying  to
gain a solid, unshakeable foothold  whence I can  command a view of my life,
but  behind  me there lies only a welter of crisscrossed  tracks, a groping,
confused encircling, the spasmodic gambit of the chicken whose head has just
been lopped off.
     Whenever  I try to explain to myself the peculiar pattern which my life
has taken, when I  reach  back to the  first  cause,  as  it  were,  I think
inevitably of the girl I first loved. It seems to  me  that everything dates
from that aborted affair.  A strange,  masochistic affair it was, ridiculous
and tragic at the same time. Perhaps  I had the  pleasure of kissing her two
or three  times, the sort of kiss one reserves  for a goddess. Perhaps I saw
her alone  several times. Certainly  she could  never  have dreamed that for
over a year I walked  past her home every night hoping to catch a glimpse of
her at the window. Every  night after dinner I would  get up from the  table
and take the long route which led to her home. She was  never at  the window
when I passed and I never had the courage to stand in front of the house and
wait. Back  and forth  I passed, back and  forth, but never hide nor hair of
her. Why  didn't  I  write her?  Why didn't I  call  her up? Once I remember
summoning enough  pluck to invite her  to the theatre. I arrived at her home
with a bunch of violets, the first and only time I ever bought flowers for a
woman. As we were leaving the theatre the violets dropped from  her corsage,
and in my confusion I stepped on them. I begged her to leave them there, but
she insisted on gathering them up. I was thinking how awkward I was - it was
only long afterwards  that  I recalled the smile she had  given  me  as  she
stooped down to pick up the violets.
     It was a complete fiasco. In the end I ran away. Actually I was running
away from another  woman, but the day before  leaving town  I decided to see
her  once again. It was  midaftemoon and she came out to  talk to me  in the
street, in the little areaway which  was fenced on". She was already engaged
to another man; she pretended to be happy about it but I could see, blind as
I was, that she wasn't as happy as  she pretended  to be. If I had only said
the  word I  am  sure  she would have dropped the other  fellow; perhaps she
would even have  gone  away with  me.  I preferred to punish myslef. I  said
goodbye nonchalantly and  I went down the street  like a dead man. The  next
morning I was bound for the Coast, determined to start a new life.
     The new life  was also  a fiasco. I ended up on a ranch in Chula Vista,
the  most  miserable man  that ever  walked the earth. There was this girl I
loved and there was the other woman, for whom I felt only a profound pity. I
had been living with her for two years, this other woman, but it seemed like
a lifetime. I was twenty-one and she admitted to be thirty-six. Every time I
looked at her I said to myself  - when I  am thirty she will  be forty-five,
when  I  am  forty she  will be  fifty-five, when  I am  fifty she  will  be
sixty-five. She  had  fine  wrinkles under the eyes,  laughing wrinkles, but
wrinkles just the same. When I kissed her they  magnified a dozen times. She
laughed  easily, but  her  eyes were  sad,  terribly sad. They were Armenian
eyes.  Her  hair, which had  been  red  once,  was  now a  peroxide  blonde.
Otherwise  she  was adorable  -  a  Venusian  body,  a  Venusian soul, loyal
lovable, grateful, everything a woman should be, 

except that she was fifteen
years older.

  The fifteen years difference  drove me crazy. When I  went out
with her I thought only - how will it be ten years hence?  Or else, what age
does she seem to have now? Do I look old enough for her? Once we got back to
the house it  was all  right. Climbing the stairs I would run  my fingers up
her crotch, which used to make her whinny like  a horse. If her son, who was
almost my age, were in bed we would dose the doors and lock ourselves in the
kitchen. She'd  lie on the narrow kitchen table and I'd slough it into  her.
It  was  marvellous. And what made  it more  marvellous was that  with  each
performance I would say  to myself  - 

This is the last  time

 ... 

tomorrow  I
will beat it!

  And then, since she was the janitress, I would go down to the
cellar and roll the ash barrels  out for her.  In  the morning, when the son
had left  for work, I would  climb up to the  roof and air the bedding. Both
she and the  son had T.B.... Sometimes there were no table  bouts. Sometimes
the hopelessness of it all got me by the throat and I would put on my things
and  go for a walk. Now and then I forgot to return.  And  when I did that I
was more miserable than ever, because I knew that she would  be  waiting for
me with those large sorrowful eyes. I'd go back to her like a man who  had a
sacred duty to  perform.  I'd lie down on the bed and let her caress me; I'd
study the  wrinkles under  her eyes and  the roots of  her  hair  which were
turning red. Lying there like that, I would often think about the other one,
the one I loved, would wonder if she were lying down for it too, or... Those
long walks  I took 365 days of  the  year! -1 would go over them  in my mind
lying  beside the other woman.  How many  times since have I  relived  these
walks! The dreariest, bleakest, ugliest streets man ever created. In anguish
I  relive these walks, these streets,  these first smashed hopes. The window
is there, but no Melisande; the garden too is  there,  but no sheen of gold.
Pass and repass,  the window always  vacant.  The  evening  star  hangs low;
Tristan appears,  then Fidelio, and  then Oberon. The hydra-headed dog barks
with all his mouths and though there are no swamps I hear the frogs croaking
everywhere.  Same houses, same  car-lines,  same everything.  She  is hiding
behind the  curtain, she is waiting  for  me  to pass, she is doing  this or
doing that... 

but she is not there, never, never, never.

 Is it a grand opera
or  is it a hurdygurdy playing? It is Amato bursting his golden lung;  it is
the Rubaiyat, it  is Mount Everest,  it is a moonless night,  it is a sob at
dawn, it  is a boy making believe, it is Puss in  the Boot, it is Mauna Loa,
it is fox or  astrakhan, it is of no stuff and no time, it is endless and it
begins over and over, under the heart,  in  the back  of the throat,  in the
soles of the feet, and why not just once, just once, for the love of Christ,
just a shadow or  a rustle  of the curtain, or a breath  on the window-pane,
something once, if  only  a  lie, something  to stop the  pain, to stop this
walking up and down ... Walking homeward. Same houses, same lamp posts, same
everything. I walk past my own home, past the cemetery, past  the gas tanks,
past  the  car barns,  past the reservoir,  out into the open country. I sit
beside the  road with my head in my hands and  sob. Poor bugger that I am, I
can't contract my heart enough to burst the veins. I would like to suffocate
with grief but instead I give birth to a rock.
     Meanwhile the other one is waiting. I can see  her again  as she sat on
the  low stoop  waiting for. me, her eyes large and  dolorous, her face pale
and trembling with eagerness. 

Pity

 I always thought  it was  that brought me
back, but now as I  walk towards  her and see the  look  in her eyes I don't
know any more what it is, only that we  will go  inside and lie together and
she will get up half weeping, half  laughing, and  she will grow very silent
and watch  me, study me as I move about, and never ask me what  is torturing
me, never, never, because that is the one thing she fears, the one thing she
dreads to  know. 

I  don't love you!

 Can't she hear me screaming it?  

I don't
love you!

 Over and over I yell it, with lips tight, with hatred in my heart,
with  despair, with hopeless rage. But the words never leave my lips. I look
at her and I am tongue-tied. I  can't do it ... Time,  time, endless time on
our hands and nothing to fill it but lies.
     Well, I don't want to  rehearse the whole  of my life leading up to the
fatal moment - it is too long and  too painful.  Besides, did my life really
lead  up  to  this  culminating  moment? I  doubt  it.  I think  there  were
innumerable moments when I had the chance  to make a beginning, but I lacked
the strength and the faith. On the night  in question I  deliberately walked
out  on myself:  I walked right out of the  old life and into the new. There
wasn't the  slightest effort involved.  I  was thirty then. I had a wife and
child and what is called  a "responsible" position. These are the  facts and
facts mean nothing. The truth is my desire was so great it became a reality.
At such a moment what a man  

does

 is of no great importance, it's what he 

is

that counts. It's at such  a moment  that  a man  becomes an  angel. That is
precisely what happened to me: 

I became an angel.

 It is not the purity of an
angel  which is so  valuable, as the fact it can fly. An angel can break the
pattern  anywhere at  any  moment  and find its heaven; it has the power  to
descend into the lowest matter and to extricate itself at will. The night in
question I understood it perfectly. I was pure and  inhuman, I was detached,
I had wings.  I was depossessed of the  past and I had no concern about  the
future. I  was beyond  ecstasy. When I left the office I folded my wings and
hid them beneath my coat.
     The dance hall was just opposite the side entrance of the theatre where
I used to sit in the afternoons instead of looking for work. It was a street
of theatres and I used to sit there for hours at  a  time  dreaming the most
violent  dreams. The whole  theatrical life of New York  was concentrated in
that one  street,  so  it seemed. It  was  Broadway, it was  success,  fame,
glitter, paint, the asbestos curtain and the hole in the curtain. Sitting on
the steps of  the theatre I used to stare at the dance hall opposite, at the
string of red  lanterns which even  in the summer afternoons were lit up. In
every window there was a spinning ventilator which seemed to waft  the music
into the street, where it was broken by the jangled din of traffic. Opposite
the other side of the dance  hall  was a comfort station and here too I used
to sit  now and then, hoping either to  make a woman  or make a touch. Above
the comfort station, on  the street  level, was  a kiosk with foreign papers
and magazines; the very  sight of these papers, of the strange  languages in
which they were printed, was sufficient to dislocate me for the day.
     Without the slightest  premeditation I climbed  the stairs to the dance
hall, went directly to the little window of the booth where Nick, the Greek,
sat with a roll  of  tickets in front of him. Like the urinal below and  the
steps of the theatre, this hand of the Greek now seems to me a  separate and
detached  thing  - the enormous, hairy hand  of an ogre  borrowed from  some
horrible Scandinavian fairy-tale. It was the hand which spoke to me  always,
the hand which said "Miss Mara will not be here tonight," or "Yes, Miss Mara
is coming late tonight." It was this hand which I dreamt of as a  child when
I slept in the bedroom with the barred window. In my fevered sleep  suddenly
this window would light up, to reveal the ogre clutching at the  bars. Night
after night the hairy monster visited me, clutching at the bars and gnashing
its teeth,  I  would  awake  in a  cold  sweat,  the  house  dark, the  room
absolutely silent
     Standing at the edge of the dance floor I notice her coming towards me;
she is coming with sails spread, the large full face beautifully balanced on
the  long,  columnar neck. I see a  woman perhaps  eighteen, perhaps thirty,
with blue-black hair and a large white face, a full white  face in which the
eyes  shine brilliantly.  She has on a  tailored  blue suit of  duveteen.  I
remember distinctly now the fulness other body, and that her  hair  was fine
and  straight, parted  on the side, like a man's. I remember  the smile  she
gave me - knowing, mysterious, fugitive -  a  smile that sprang up suddenly,
like a puff of wind.
     The whole being  was concentrated in the face.  I could have taken just
the head and walked home with it; I could have put it beside me at night, on
a pillow, and  made love to it. The mouth and the eyes, when they opened up,
the whole being glowed  from them. There was an illumination which came from
some unknown source, from a  centre hidden deep in the earth. I  could think
of nothing  but the  face, the strange, womb-like  quality of the smile, the
engulfing immediacy of  it.  The smile  was so  painfully swift and fleeting
that  it  was like  the flash of a knife.  This smile, this face,  was borne
aloft on a long white neck, the sturdy, swan-like neck of the medium -and of
the lost and the damned.
     I  stand on  the  comer under  the red lights, waiting for  her to come
down. It  is about two in the  morning and she is signing off. I am standing
on Broadway with  a flower  in my buttonhole,  feeling absolutely clean  and
alone. Almost the whole evening we have been talking about Strindberg, about
a character  of his named  Henriette. I listened  with such tense  alertness
that  I  fell  into a trance. It was as if, with the  opening phrase, we had
started on  a  race - in opposite  directions. Henriette! Almost immediately
the name was  mentioned  she began to talk about herself  without ever quite
losing hold of Henriette. Henriette was attached to her by a long, invisible
string  which  she  manipulated  imperceptibly with  one  finger,  like  the
street-hawker  who stands  a  little  removed from the  black doth,  on  the
sidewalk, apparently indifferent to  the little mechanism  which is jiggling
on the doth, but betraying  himself by the spasmodic movement  of the little
finger to which the black thread is attached. Henriette is me, my real self,
she  seemed to be saying. She wanted me to believe that Henriette was really
the incarnation of evil. She said  it so naturally,  so  innocendy,  with an
almost subhuman candour  - how was I to believe  that she meant it?  I could
only smile, as though to show her I was convinced.
     Suddenly I  fed her  coming. I  turn my head.  Yes, there she is coming
full  on, the sails  spread, the eyes glowing. For the first time  I see now
what a carriage she has. She comes forward like a bird, a human bird wrapped
in a big soft fur. The engine is going full steam: I  want to shout, to give
a blast that will  make the whole world cock its ears. What a walk! It's not
a walk, it's a glide. Tall, stately,  full-bodied, self-possessed,  she cuts
the  smoke  and jazz  and  red-light glow like the queen mother of  all  the
slippery  Babylonian  whores. On  the comer  of  Broadway just opposite  the
comfort  station,  this  is  happening. Broadway  - it's her realm.  This is
Broadway, this is New York,  this  is America. She's America on foot, winged
and sexed. She  is the lubet, the abominate and the  sublimate - with a dash
of hydrochloric add,  nitto-glycerine,  laudanum and powdered onyx. Opulence
she  has, and magnificence: it's America right  or wrong,  and  the ocean on
other side. For the first time in my  life the whole continent hits  me full
force, hits me between the eyes. This is America, buffaloes or no buffaloes,
America the emery wheel  of  hope and disillusionment. Whatever made America
made  her,  bone, blood, muscle, eyeball,  gait, rhythm;  poise; confidence;
brass and hollow gut. She's almost on top of me, the full face gleaming like
calcium. The big soft fur is slipping from her shoulder.  She doesn't notice
it. She doesn't seem  to  care  if her clothes should drop off.  She doesn't
give  a fuck  about anything. It's America moving like a streak of lightning
towards the glass  warehouse of red-blooded  hysteria.  Amurrica,  fur or no
fur, shoes or no shoes.  Amurrica C.O.D. 

And scram, you bastards,  before we
plug you!

 It's got me in the guts, I'm quaking. Something's coming to me and
there's no dodging it. She's coming head on, through the plate-glass window.
If  she would only stop a second, if she  would  only let me be for just one
moment. But no,  not  a single moment  does she  grant  me. Swift, ruthless,
imperious, like Fate itself she is on me, a  sword  cutting  me through  and
through...
     She has  me by the hand, she holds it tight. I walk beside  her without
fear.  Inside me the stars are twinkling; inside me a great blue vault where
a moment ago the engines were pounding furiously.
     One can wait  a whole  lifetime for  a moment like this. The woman whom
you never hoped to meet now sits before you, and she talks and looks exactly
like the person you dreamed  about. But strangest of all  is  that you never
realized  before that you  had dreamed about her. Your  whole past is like a
long sleep which would have been forgotten  had there been no dream. And the
dream  too  might  have  been  forgotten  had  there  been  no  memory,  but
remembrance is there in the blood and the blood is  like an  ocean  in which
everything is washed  away but that which is new  and more substantial  even
than life: REALITY.
     We  arc  seated in a little booth in  the Chinese restaurant across the
way.  Out of the  comer  of  my eye I catch the  flicker of  the illuminated
letters running up and  down the  sky. She is still talking about Henriette,
or maybe it is  about herself. Her  little black bonnet, her bag and fur are
lying  beside  her on  the bench.  Every few  minutes  she  lights  a  fresh
cigarette which bums away as she talks.  There is  no beginning  nor end; it
spurts  out  other  like a  flame and  consumes everything within  reach. No
knowing how  or  where she  began. Suddenly  she is  in the  midst of a long
narrative, a  fresh one, but it is  always the same. Her talk is as formless
as dream:  there  are no grooves, no walls,  no exits, no stops. I have  the
feeling of being drowned in a deep mesh of words, of crawling painfully back
to the top of  the  net, of looking  into her eyes  and trying to find there
some reflection of the  significance of her words  - but I can find nothing,
nothing except my own image wavering in a bottomless well. Though she speaks
of nothing but herself I am unable to form the slightest image of her being.
She leans forward, with elbows on the table, and her words inundate me; wave
after wave rolling over me and yet nothing builds up inside me, nothing that
I  can seize  with my  mind.''She's telling me about her  father,  about the
strange life they led at the edge of Sherwood Forest where she  was born, or
at least she 

was

 telling me about  this, but now it's about Henriette again,
or is it Dostoievski? - I'm not sure  - but anyway, suddenly  I realize that
she's  not talking about any of these any more but  about a man who took her
home one night and as they stood on the stoop  saying  goodnight he suddenly
reached down  and pulled up her dress.  She  pauses a  moment as  though  to
reassure me  that this  is  what  she means to  talk  about. I  look at  her
bewilderingly. I can't imagine by what route we got to this point. 

What man?

What had he been  saying to her? I let her continue,  thinking that she will
probably come back to it,  but no, she's ahead of me again and  now it seems
the man, 

this

  man, is already dead; a suicide, and she is trying to make me
understand  that it was an awful blow to  her, but what she really  seems to
convey is that she  is proud of the fact that she drove a  man to suicide. I
can't picture the  man as dead; I  can only think of  him as he stood on her
stoop lifting her dress,  a man  without  a  name but  alive and perpetually
fixed in the act of bending down to lift up her dress. There  is another man
who was her father and I see him with a string of race  horses, or sometimes
in a little inn just outside Vienna; rather I see him on the roof of the inn
flying kites to while the time away. And between this man who was her father
and the man with whom she was madly in love, I can make no separation. He is
some one in her life about whom she would rather not talk, but just the same
she comes back to him all  the time, and though I'm not sure that it was 

not

the man who lifted up her dress neither am I sure that it wasn't the man who
committed suidde. Per- haps it's the man whom she started to talk about when
we  sat  down to eat. Just as we  were sitting  down I remember now that she
began to talk rather hectically about a man whom she  had just seen entering
the cafeteria. She even mentioned his name, but I forgot it immediately. But
I  remember  her  saying that she had  lived  with him and that he  had done
something which  she  didn't  like - she didn't say  what - and  so  she had
walked out on  him, left him flat,  without a word of explanation. And then,
just as we were entering  the Chop Suey joint, they ran into each other  and
she was  still trembling over it as we  sat down in the little booth ... For
one  long moment  I have  the most uneasy sensation.  Maybe every  word  she
uttered  was  a lie!  Not an  ordinary lie, no,  something  worse, something
indescribable. Only sometimes the truth comes out like that  too, especially
if you think  you're never going to see the person again.  Sometimes you can
tell a  perfect stranger  what you  would  never  dare reveal  to your  most
intimate friend. It's  like  going to sleep in  the  midst of  a  party; you
become so interested in yourself that you go to sleep. And when you're sound
asleep you begin to talk to some one, some one who was in the same room with
you all the time and therefore understands everything  even though you begin
in the middle  of  a sentence. And perhaps  this other person goes to  sleep
also, or was  always asleep, and that's why it was so easy to encounter him,
and if he doesn't say  anything  to disturb you then you know  that what you
are saying is  real  and true and that  you are wide-awake  and there is  no
other reality except this being  wide-awake asleep. Never before have I been
so wide-awake and so sound asleep at the same time. If the ogre in my dreams
had  really pushed the bars aside and taken me by the hand I would have been
frightened to death and consequently now dead,  that is, forever asleep  and
therefore always at large,  and  nothing  would be  strange  any  more,  nor
untrue, even  if  what  happened  did not happen.  What happened  must  have
happened long ago, in  the  night undoubtedly. And what is now happening  is
also  happening  long ago, in the  night, and this is no  more true than the
dream of the ogre and  the bars  which would  not give, except that now  the
bars are  broken  and she whom I feared has me by  the hand and there  is no
difference between that which I feared and what is, because I was asleep and
now I am wide-awake asleep and there is nothing more to fear, nor to expect,
nor to hope for, but just this which is and which knows no end.
     She wants to go. To go... Again her haunch, that slippery glide as when
she  came down from  the dance hall  and moved into me. Again her  words ...
"suddenly, for no reason at all, he bent down and lifted up my dress". She's
slipping the fur around her  neck; the little black bonnet sets her face off
like  a  cameo. The round, full face, with  Slavic cheek-bones.  How could I
dream this, never having seen it? How could I know that she would  rise like
this, dose and full,  the  face  full white  and blooming like a magnolia? I
tremble  as the fullness ot her  thigh brushes me.  She seems even a  little
taller than I, though  she  is  not.  It's the way  she  holds her chin. She
doesn't notice where she's walking. She walks 

over

 things, on, on, with eyes
wide open and staring into space. No past, no future. Even the present seems
dubious. The self  seems to have left her, and the body  rushes forward, the
neck full and taut, white as the face, full like the face. The talk goes on,
in that low, throaty voice. No beginning, no end.  I'm aware not of time nor
the passing of time, but of timelessness. She's got  the little  womb in the
throat hooked  up to the  big womb in the pelvis. The cab is at the curb and
she is still chewing the cosmological chaff of the  outer ego. I pick up the
speaking  tube and connect with the double uterus.  Hello,  hello,  are  yon
there?  Let's  go!  Let's  get  on  with  it - cabs,  boats,  trains, naptha
launches; beaches,  bedbugs, highways, byways, ruins; relics; old world, new
world, pier, jetty; the high forceps;  the swinging trapeze, the ditch,  the
delta, the alligators, the crocodiles, talk, talk; and more talk, then roads
again  and more  dust  in the eyes,  more  rainbows,  more cloudbursts, more
breakfast foods, more creams, more lotions. And when all the roads have been
traversed  and there  is  left only the  dust of our frantic feet there will
still remain the memory of your large full face so white, and the wide mouth
with fresh lips parted,  the teeth chalk white  and each one perfect, and in
this remembrance nothing can possibly change because this, like your  teeth,
is perfect...
     It is Sunday, the first Sunday of my new life, and I am wearing the dog
collar you  fastened  around my  neck. A new  life stretches  before me.  It
begins  with the day of rest. I lie back on a broad green  leaf  and I watch
the sun bursting in your womb. What a clabber and clatter it makes! All this
expressly  for me, what? If  only you had  a million suns in you!  If only I
could lie here forever enjoying the celestial fireworks!
     I  lie  suspended  over  the  surface of  the moon. The world  is  in a
womb-like trance: the  inner and  the  outer ego  are  in  equilibrium.  You
promised  me  so much  that if I never come  out of  this  it  will  make no
difference. It seems to me that it is exactly 25,960 years since I have been
asleep in  the  black womb of  sex. It seems to me  that I slept perhaps 365
years too  many. But at any  rate  I am now  in  the  right house, among the
sixes, and what lies behind me is well and what lies ahead is well. You come
to  me disguised  as Venus, but you are Lilith, and I know it. My whole life
is in the balance; I will  enjoy the  luxury of this for one day. Tomorrow I
shall tip the scales. Tomorrow the equilibrium  will  be finished; if I ever
find it again it will be in the blood and not  in the stars. It is well that
you promise me so much. I need to be promised nearly everything, for  I have
lived  in  the shadow of the sun too long. I want light and chastity - and a
solar fire in the  guts. I  want to be deceived and disillusioned so that  I
may complete the upper triangle and not be continually flying off the planet
into space. I believe everything you tell me, but I  know also  that it will
all turn out differently. I take you as a star and a trap, as a stone to tip
the  scales, as a judge that  is blindfolded,  as a hole to  fall into, as a
path  to walk, as a cross and  an  arrow. Up to the present I  travelled the
opposite way of  the sun; henceforth I  travel two ways, as sun and as moon.
Henceforth I  take  on  two sexes, two  hemispheres, two skies,  two sets of
everything.  Henceforth   I  shall  be   double-jointed   and  double-sexed.
Everything that happens will happen twice. I shall  be as a visitor  to this
earth,  partaking of  its blessings and  carrying  off  its gifts.  I  shall
neither serve nor be served. I shall seek the end in myself.
     I look  out again at the sun - my first full  gaze. It is blood-red and
men are walking about on the roof-tops. Everything above the horizon is dear
to  me. It is like  Easter Sunday.  Death is behind  me  and birth too. I am
going to live now among the life maladies. I am going to live  the spiritual
life of  the pygmy, the  secret life of the little man in the  wilderness of
the bush. Inner and  outer have changed places. Equilibrium is no longer the
goal - the scales must be destroyed. Let me hear you promise again all those
sunny things you carry inside  you. Let me try to believe for one day, while
I  rest  in  the  open,  that  the  sun brings good tidings. Let  me rot  in
splendour  while the  sun  bursts in  your womb.  I  believe  all  your lies
implicitly. I  take you as the personification  of evil, as the destroyer of
the soul, as the Maharanee of the  night. Tack your womb up on  my wall,  so
that I may remember you. We must get going. Tomorrow, tomorrow...
     
September 1938 Villa Seurat, Paris.

MODERN CLASSIC
     Henry Miller
     Crazy Cock

     With a foreword by Erica Jong
     In  1930 Henry Miller moved  from New York to Paris, leaving behind (at
least  temporarily)  his  tempestuous marriage to June Smith  and a novel he
fully  expected to be his masterpiece. Begun  in 1927, and originally titled

Lovely Lesbians, Crazy Cock

 sprang  from his anguish over June's love affair
with  a mysterious woman called Jean Kronski.  Purging himself  of this pain
through the writing of 

Crazy Cock

 helped Miller to discover his true voice a
few years later in 

Tropic of Cancer.

     'It  is a shame  that Miller is not around to  report on the War of the
Hormones. 

Crazy Cock

 is a dispatch from the front. His  critics will use the
novel's sexual  and political incorrectness to disguise the reality that  he
understood  the ever-present  prejudices  and confusions  of women  and  men
better than any of the talk-show munchkins.  

Crazy Cock is

 full of the sheer
force  of  Miller's  language and  the  sexual pitch  and youthful  literary
eagerness which start cafe brawls and outrage high-school librarians.'
     

London Review of Books

     'Miller's account of the writer's misery is vivid and affecting and  he
tells his story with feeling. At times it is so raw it hurts, at other times
the  rawness  manifests  itself  in  an  exhilarating  spontaneity.'  

Sunday
Telegraph
     
MODERN CLASSIC
     Henry Miller

Tropic of Cancer
     With an introduction by Robert Nye
     A  penniless  and  as yet unpublished  writer. Henry Miller  arrived in
Paris in  1930.  Leaving  behind  a  disintegrating marriage  and an unhappy
career in America, he threw himself into the low-life of Bohemian Paris with
unwavering gusto.  A fictional account of  Miller's  adventures amongst  the
prostitutes and pimps, the  penniless  painters and writers of Montparnasse,

Tropic  of  Cancer

  is an  extravagant  and  rhapsodic  hymn  to a world  of
unrivalled eroticism and freedom.
     'A rhapsody deriving from Whitman,  Joyce, Lawrence and  Celine, 

Tropic
of  Cancer

  is a ranting,  randy  book  carried  along by  a  deep,  sensual
enjoyment of living. ' 

Sunday Times
     'Tropic of Cancer is

 a  great prophetic book, a warning of what deadens
life, an  affirmation  that  it  can  yet  be  lived,  though  with  extreme
difficulty,  in an  age  whose  sterile  non-cultures  seek  to  thwart  all
mainsprings  of  fertility.  Miller  reveals himself as a  battered  faun, a
crafty  innocent,  a  lonely,  lazy, sometimes  fearful,  always  steadfast,
worshipper of life. ' Colin Maclnnes, 

Spectator
     
MODERN CLASSIC

Norman Mailer
     The Naked and the Dead
     With an introduction by John Pilger
     'The best war novel to come out of the United States.' 

The Times
     The Naked and the Dead

 traces the story of a platoon of  young American
soldiers as  they  pick  their way, through treacherous terrain,  across the
Japanese-held Pacific  island of  Anopopei. Caught up  in  the  confusion of
close-armed combat, preyed upon by snipers, the men are pushed  to the limit
of human endurance. Held together only by the raw will to survive and barely
sustained dreams of life beyond the maelstrom, each man finds  his innermost
hopes and deepest fears laid bare by the unrelenting stress of battle.
     In his  early twenties Mailer was himself a  Second World War combatant
in the Far-Eastern theatre.  Published  three years after the war ended. 

The
Naked and  the  Dead,

  a  shattering  masterpiece  of  nightmarish  realism,
catapulted Mailer to instant fame.
     'Mailer recorded every foul thought and word of  his  characters, wrote
about ignorant, savage, primitive  men . . . For  maturity of viewpoint, for
technical  competence, and  for stark dramatic power. 

The Naked and the Dead

is an incredibly finished performance. ' 

New York Times

     'Mailer writes  like  an angel -  a master of small surprises  that are
precursors of seismic shocks.' 

London Review of Books

     flamingo


     
     Сканирование    Янко    Cлава    


[email protected]


http://www.chat.ru/~yankos/ya.html



http://www.chat.ru/~yankosmusic/index.html

Книго
[X]